It was almost 11 o'clock when he got home, and as soon as Ren Suo came back, he handed over the gift to his parents.

Ren's father immediately took the things to the study to take pictures and unpack them and send them to Moments, Ren's mother raised her eyebrows and asked, "...... Don't you go to the mall and buy something else? For example, chocolate or something? ”

"I don't like to eat chocolate. ”

Ren Ma looked at Ren Suo with wide eyes, as if she saw a roast pig running on the ground, and the pig's trotters were still marinated, as if the four hooves would be split and the five horses would be divided in the next second.

Ren Xingmei, who had just come out of the bathroom after taking a shower, grinned and said, "I don't like to eat chocolate either, right, what chocolate to buy." ”

Ren Ma wanted to stop talking, stopping talking and wanting again, and finally obediently took the SK-II suit back to the room. Ren Suo gave Ren Xingmei the game disc of "Demon May" and asked strangely, "Don't you really like to eat chocolate?" I thought you liked Ferrero's ......."

"That's because you gave it to me," Ren Xingmei wiped her long hair with a towel and said, "You won't give me bad chocolates...... Help me blow my hair. ”

"And what do you like to eat?"

"I like to eat broad beans, the mustard-flavored kind."

Ren Suo raised his eyebrows, he also likes to eat broad beans, but he likes crab roe flavor, and he really can't imagine that his sister likes to eat mustard flavor.

So it's really different for everyone to like this kind of thing.

When she returned to the bedroom and saw the black cat watching a video on the tablet, Ren Suo said hello to her, then lay on the bed and took out her mobile phone to edit the message, and sent a group message: "Do you have any gifts you want for Valentine's Day? By the way, this is my wish list, if you want to give me a gift, you can choose any one."

Let's not mention what to do on that day, but the gift still has to be prepared in advance. I didn't have a festival before, but now I don't mean that I have a holiday, just like not asking for leave on Qingming Festival, I faintly feel lost.

Ren Suo's most hated thing is giving gifts, but now that gift-giving has inevitably become one of his daily tasks, he is ready to make a wish list for the other party to watch and order.

This wish list includes both physical and virtual items, from 30 yuan/month junk cloud membership to thousands of the latest graphics cards, all kinds of price points, anyway, Ren Suo is sure that he will be happy with what he receives, so he decided not to let the other party also suffer the torture of 'thinking about gifting', and directly handed the wish list to the other party.

However, it seems that he is really the only one who thinks neatly and efficiently like him.

First of all, Mu Gongzi replied: "I won't give you a gift, and I won't buy you a gift from that wishlist that isn't romantic at all."

"If you have to ask me what I want, this is the gift I want→

Mu Gongzi sent a picture with two red books called 'Marriage Certificate'.

Ren Suo: "...... Let's be reasonable, the whole Civil Affairs Bureau must have been full of appointments that day."

Mu Gongzi: "Hehe, who am I?"

Ren Suo thought about it and found that he was stupid - Qiao Muyi is the deputy director of the countermeasures bureau, and she can't do illegal and criminal things such as robbing the people's male gold house and hiding the husband, but it is still very simple to cut a queue in the Civil Affairs Bureau......

Ren Suo: "But I'm afraid that I will trigger the criminal law, can I first see if the Xuanguo will promulgate a new marriage law to adapt to the changes in the monks' society......

Mu Gongzi: "Yes, I want to regamy before I get married, and I want to stay with me for the rest of my life."

Ay?

Ren Suo felt a little wrong, although there were cold words on the screen, but today Qiao Muyi seemed to be particularly flammable and explosive.

No, in the routine contact in the past two days, Qiao Muyi said very little, and ended the conversation after saying goodnight to Ren Suo, Ren Suo thought that she was tired from cultivation, but now that she thinks about it, she feels that she is holding back her anger.

Now I'm afraid it's not that the three-stage anger gauge is finally full, and I want to lock myself in the true super must-kill mystery.

"You're angry?"

"Why am I angry?"

"Then let's get the certificate."

The other party was silent.

"What kind of certificate?"

"Marriage Certificate."

"The two of us?"

"The two of us."

"Really?"

"Really."

"You didn't lie to me?"

"If I lie to you, I'm a roast duck that I can't eat for three days during the Chinese New Year."

After a while, Mu Gongzi asked, "What about Chengling and Yueyan?"

"Yueyan is too young to receive it, I'll ask Chengling later, and if she is willing, I'll get another one." Ren Suo replied seriously: "Don't worry, I have a way to solve the problem of bigamy, but it will take a few days."

Ren Suo has thought about it, after he clears the level, when he has a summonable time, he can use the "Clear Spring Flowing" to summon the virtual master Irina, and let her invade the Xuanguo network and conceal Ren Suo's crimes, wouldn't it be beautiful.

"From Qiao Muyi negative emotions +999."

Mu Gongzi: "I'm telling you, I'm really angry now."

Ren Suo: "I was wrong, can you tell me what you want, I can buy it to make amends for you."

Mu Gongzi: "If I really want something, I'll buy it myself, why do you want to give it away?" In the same way, if you want something, you can just ask me for it, and I will buy it for you, but I will not give it to you as a surprise gift. Have you ever thought about giving me any gift yourself?"

Ren Suo: "I thought about it, I drank coffee in Guangming Square for an hour and a half, and I was always thinking about what to give as a gift."

Mu Gongzi: "Then what is the result of your thinking?"

Ren Suo: "Nothing, I thought about you for half an hour."

On the other side, Qiao Muyi, who was lying on the sofa holding an orange cat and playing with his mobile phone, couldn't help but sigh when he saw this sentence.

"What were you thinking about that other hour......

Qiao Muyi thought about it, and deleted this boring sentence. But she couldn't get angry, grinding her teeth and muttering, which frightened the orange cat Xiao Suo's father-in-law and hurriedly meowed and stepped on the milk to please his own shovel officer.

"Qiao Muyi, Qiao Muyi, you have to force him hard!" Qiao Muyi said viciously, and threw the orange cat in his arms into the air, so frightened that the orange cat came out loudly.

Then Qiao Muyi grabbed the air, and the invisible mana restrained the orange cat floating in the air, and slowly dragged it back into Qiao Muyi's arms, so frightened that the orange cat was about to lose a meat or two.

Mu Gongzi: "You said it nicely [○'Д′○], did you and Cheng Ling already meet with both parents on the fourth day of junior high school? Are you still talking about having children or something?"

Ren Suo subconsciously wanted to ask, 'How do you know?', but after thinking about it, he felt that there was no need to ask, so he replied directly: "Well, that's true, were you angry about this before?"

Mu Gongzi: "It's good that you're not in front of me, otherwise I'll let you know how angry I am."

Ren Suo scratched his head, feeling that Qiao Muyi was still holding back his anger, and typing online would only give her more time to aim and lock, so he called directly.

The first time it was hung up, the second time it was hung up, and the third time it was connected: "I'll only give you time for one sentence." ”

"Are we traveling the world before we think about having children?"

"......" Qiao Muyi was silent for a moment, and said seriously: "Xiao Suo, do you think I am so easy to fool?" ”

"No, you're angry that I talked to Cheng Ling about having a baby, so why don't I talk to you about having a baby now......"

Qiao Muyi: "I'm angry that you want to have children with other women, why can't you just go to the Civil Affairs Bureau with me to sign?" ”

"That'...... To apologize, we will only have fun everywhere in the future and not have children? ”

"No, I like kids."

"That'...... Only give birth to one? Do you like girls or boys? ”

"No, at least give birth to two, preferably dragon and phoenix fetuses."

Qiao Muyi, who has lost his parents since he was a child, actually has an unexpectedly motherly side in his heart. She has lacked love since she was a child, and when she grew up, her three views were slightly crooked and corrected by Ren Suo, so she was very eager to raise a few children and let them feel the happiness that they lacked in childhood.

After discussing the best age difference between the two children, Qiao Muyi hung up the phone with a satisfied face, and then suddenly came back to his senses - wait, I was actually fooled by Xiao Suo!? I was just hit by his intelligence!?

Then at this time, Ren Suo sent another message: "(づ ̄3 ̄)づ╭❤~Good night"

"Tsk......" Qiao Muyi muttered: "This guy will sell cute ......"

But Qiao Muyi thought about it for a long time, but he still didn't want to break the happy mood at the moment. She put down her mobile phone, picked up the fat orange cat and put it in her arms gently, lay on the sofa and whispered: "Let's force him here today, take my time, sooner or later force him to the corner of the bed......"

The orange cat's whole body softened, and he exhaled a long breath, glad that another day of stable cat life had passed.

……

……

Dong Chengling's reply was still "casual", and Gu Yueyan was "I want you to make a gift with your own hands".

But in the same way, they are all lovers of the classical faction like Qiao Muyi, and they are not interested in giving gifts according to Ren Suo's wish list, but instead prepare gifts that they think Ren Suo will like. Their emphasis on gifts sets off how materialistic, money-worshipping, realistic, and ugly Ren Suo is.

However, Gu Yueyan reminded Ren Suo, yes, they all want 'sincere gifts', so let's do it yourself.

So what to do?

Ren Suo, who didn't have any inspiration, suddenly remembered something, chose to sit down and turn on the small world game console, and clicked into the long-lost mysterious tavern.

Because I don't often open the main interface of the small world game console these days, and "Light and Dark Renegade" doesn't have a puzzling level, Ren Suo almost forgot about this place.

But as soon as it opens today, there are surprises!

The protagonist of "Ghost Walking in the Night", the chef is drinking in the tavern!

She sat at the bar, seemingly chatting with the tavern owner covered in black mist. Ren Suo entered the tavern, she immediately noticed Ren Suo's arrival, and turned her head to look at Ren Suo off-screen: "Long time no see."

"Long time no see."

At this time, the tavern owner suddenly took all the things on the bar, and Ren Suo asked curiously, "What were you talking about just now?"

The tavern owner said coldly, "Do you have any questions for today?"

The tavern owner tried to change the subject, but the cook honestly said, "Huh? I didn't talk anything, but the boss gave me some handmade chocolates for me to taste, and discussed with me how to make the chocolate even better."

Chocolate...... Ren Suo thought for a moment and asked, "Then how can I make chocolate even more delicious?"

"Here's my plan, first you need to prepare the sugar, whipped cream and finely chopped chocolate......

The chef elaborated on a lot of how to make handmade chocolates, and finally said, "In the end, making chocolate requires practice to make perfect, and you need to control your taste and time again to make delicious chocolates...... Of course, if you follow my steps, you'll be able to make a decent chocolate."

Practice makes perfect......

Ren Suo nodded thoughtfully, practice makes perfect, what a simple thing!

Four hours is enough time for the clone to make five, six, seven or eight times, right? Even if the experience cannot be accumulated to the main body, as long as it is ......

However, Ren Suo thought about it and felt that it was better to forget it. It's better to do this yourself, you can't rely on doppelgangers for everything, and the chocolate made in this way has no soul and sincerity.

But no, the work of the clone is my job, and the sincerity of the clone is my sincerity......

Although Ren Suo quickly found an excuse for his laziness, he still made up his mind to come this time himself: after all, he had never made handmade chocolates, and it would be fun.

If it's really boring, then let the doppelganger come next year, if he has another year.

After the conversation, the cook finished her drink and left, and the tavern owner once again asked angrily, "What's the matter with you?"

Originally, Ren Suo didn't have anything to ask, but since the tavern owner took the initiative to solicit business, he asked, "What should I do now that I have played in Luo Annihilation City and killed Sega Dafa?"

Ren Suo really doesn't know what to do next, after all, Los will not return to the black drop to accept instructions now, and he doesn't know who to cut if he wants to cut people, and there is no clue about the mission goal.

"10 merit points."

After giving the money happily, the tavern owner said, "Just follow the plot."

Ren Suo almost forgot that this tavern owner's favorite thing is to talk nonsense.

I also know that I have to follow the plot, but there is no plot now!

Los hid in the mansion, and he didn't know how long the news of the death of the Poyesian believers could be hidden, at most he would replace it with Sega Dafa and escape, but he didn't know where he could escape - that was the base camp of the gods, Luo Oblivion City!

"The protagonist follows the plot, now it's time to escape, just hide for a while, and the protagonist will soon get the player's help to get information about the next mission objective."

"After receiving a handsome tip, the tavernkeeper secretly tells you that with the help of the player, Los will soon be able to find the next mission objective."

This is probably the most unjust feat I have ever spent.

Ren Suo thought to himself that "Light and Dark Traitor" might be a game that didn't need any hints, so if he forced a question, the mysterious tavern could only force him to give him a rambling answer.

But if you lose, you lose, can Ren Suo still blow up the screen and make the tavern owner pay back? Dejected, he leaves the Mystery Tavern and continues to play Traitors of Light.

At this time, he remembered something, turned his head to the black cat and said, "Luna, I will help you prepare all the virtual streamers, this is your Valentine's Day gift or not!" ”

"Seconds~" replied the black cat.

Well, Luna is the easiest to fix.

Entering "Light and Dark Traitor", Ren Suo immediately checked the harvest of Los to kill Sega Dafa.

"Sega Saturn Warframe: Psionic defense value is 5/30000, it automatically replenishes 5 psionic points per second, and when worn, it is always in the 'Boyesia's Guardian', and the invisible shadow flame will cover the warframe, immune to all fire damage, eliminate the rigper's presence, strengthen the latent ability, enhance the fear effect, and can act silently."

"Boyesia's Bloodline Belt: 7 grooves, each additional Poyesia cassette gives the wearer +5% Occult Resistance. You can equip 2 Divine Descent cartridges, which can activate the exclusive Blooddescent cartridge effect."

and two "Three-Star Brutal Warriors" cassettes and a set of Silent Action cassette.

Ren Suo discovered the game's ultimate equipment setting: an exclusive Bloodline Belt, and with an exclusive Bloodline Cassette, you can activate the exclusive Bloodline aura effect.

However, with the addition of the "Three-Star Brutal Warrior" cassette that Ren Suo put together himself, he now has three of the same Ultimate Bloodline cassette.

Next, continue to synthesize?

Ren Suo put the three Bloodline cartridges into the fusion interface and chose to merge.

Unable to fuse.

But at the same time, the game pops up with a special hint:

"'Better Loot' detected that Los had obtained an extra Bloodline cartridge, triggering a hidden exchange lane—"

"You can now consume a Bloodline cartridge, plus 10 merits, to directly select a three-star cartridge (choose 1 out of 5)."

The Bloodline Cassette is the highest level and cannot be further promoted, but Ren Suo can now choose to consume the Bloodline Cassette to directly obtain the Premium Samsung Cartridge.

Without further ado, Ren Suo drew the "Samsung Blind Fool" twice in a row!

This cassette that can refresh skills is almost a piece of equipment that Los can't give up, and without this refresh skill, Los wouldn't have been able to turn into a little sister or little brother every ten minutes to deceive passers-by like he is now.

Los then absorbs Sega's corpse and leaves the mansion with his face covered.

Action options: "The secret safe house that the deceased Jia built in the city of Luo", "Go to the indoor tavern in the second ring road and assassinate a god descendant instead".

Ren Suo thought about it, and the tavern owner said, 'Just hide for a while,' so he chose to let Sega go to the tavern. The taverns in the Second Ring Road of Luoyang City are similar to the bars in real life, with exciting music and dance floors.

But you can't kill people casually here, in addition to the sun and moon in the sky, there is also a surveillance system indoors - the listener of the Night Mother!

The upside-down clown on the wall of the tavern means that this place is being listened to by the Night Mother Maharaja!

So Los casually found a shadow bump, approached a certain god who looked very ugly, and suddenly lifted the camouflage effect, revealing his true face!

Luck was for Los, the Protocracy recognized him: "You ......"

Then Los instantly exploded with "Brutal Aura" and "Blind Cruelty", plus the effect of Brutal Warriors, causing nearly eight times the critical hit in an instant, and one blow broke through the defensive shield of the Pu Chou Divine Descendant, and remained silent throughout the whole process, smoothly replacing it!

At this moment, the tavern suddenly stopped the music and sounded a solemn proclamation:

"Dragonborn Loth has infiltrated the city of Snail, all godborns are requested to return to their residences for examination. Dragonborn Los is very dangerous and can disguise himself as a godborn, so if you notice anything strange about others, please report it to the guards immediately!"

"Dragonborn Loth......

Just then, a group of Protoscent Guards stormed the tavern and quarantined all of the Proborns, asking about the situation one by one, checking if there was any Dragonborn Loth hiding.

When it was Loth's turn, he was taken to a small room by one of the Divine Guardians to inquire about the investigation.

By the time he came out, he had become the godborn guard.

The combination of silent action cassettes can really do whatever you want.

After the inspection, the Divine Guards left the tavern, when suddenly a Divine Descendant stopped them and said, "Hurry up and go to the residence of Isu Dafa, Sonny Dafa suspects that the Dragonborn Los is hiding in the mansion of Isu Dafa and asks us to check it!"

"Lord Mora's Isu Dafa? Isn't this a ...... between Dafa?"

"Be careful!"

The captain of the guard immediately shut his mouth and led the godborn guard into the air.

"If you really follow the plot, the next ......target will naturally pop up," Ren Suo muttered: "This intelligence fee is really a loss...... Oh, it's a loss, at least three days and three nights will remember this......"

……

……

"I'm saying it so bluntly, will he still not understand? Forget it, anyway, there will be times when he cries in the future. ”

In the mysterious tavern, the tavern owner who was wiping the cup muttered secretly, put down the cup, took out a piece of handmade chocolate he made and ate it, and couldn't help but sigh.

He took out caster sugar and other materials and tools in his drawer, and prepared to do it again as the cook had instructed.

I don't know if it's because of his past experiences, he found himself nitpicking about everything.

He is a cleanliness addict and demands that his surroundings be spotless at all times;

He is an efficiency freak and will never delay a minute;

He's a perfectionist, and even when he makes a chocolate, he demands perfection.

It's a pity that he started from a low starting point, after all, the guy didn't make chocolate after a few times in the first year...... So much so that he now needs to ask the cook how to make chocolate.

Squeak.

There's another guest.

However, when he looked up, his eyes lit up.

"You're finally here......"

"How long have you been waiting for me?" The visitor sat down at the bar and smiled.

"I've been waiting for you since I was in charge of this tavern." He said, "I have a lot of things I need your help with. ”

"For example?"

"For example, this handmade chocolate, his starting point is too low, if he starts a little higher, I don't have to learn so hard......"

"Then you need me to help him improve this skill in his dreams? But didn't that give him a taste of sweetness? And it's so troublesome......"

"Let me in!" He clenched his fist and slammed it against the bar and said, "I'll help you train him!" ”

The Moon Chanter snorted: "I'm afraid you don't want to announce your personal vendetta, right?" ”

"Can my affair with him be called a personal vendetta of the communiqué? It's called a dad beating his son, and a grandfather beating his grandson! The boss took the hand of the moon singer: "Let me train him, I can't beat him now, can't he let me bully him in the past?" ”

The Moon Chanter thought about it, but still shook his head: "No, Luna won't allow it, you should die of this heart." But I promise you, I'll train him to make chocolate in my dreams. ”

"At least, at least you have to grant me this request!" The boss bowed heavily: "This is the request of my life!" For the sake of our kindredness, please grant my request. ”

“…… Okay. Seeing him so pitiful, the moon singer couldn't bear it: "As long as it's not particularly excessive, I promise you." ”

"Absolutely not excessive!" The boss clenched his fists and said heavily: "You just need to let him wear an apron!" ”

"It's that simple?" The moon singer was stunned.

"But don't let him wear anything other than an apron."