People always have to go through something in order to grow.

It was the most confused and undignified time in my life. I can't find a job, I have no money, I can only drill bridges and holes all day long, pick up rags, and people of every identity have their own special circles or small groups, only I am alone, and I am annoying everywhere.

It's not easy to make a living, can you imagine a person who collects rags, smashes people to the point of bleeding scalp for a few bottles worth only two cents, and even makes trouble at the police station and is detained for several days before being released?

I've done it before!

When I was free, I would take out the copper lamp left for me by my second master, wipe it with a yellow cloth, and the nine bells under the lantern were rusty, I went to the shop that sold scrap iron to pick up a few pieces of iron sheets, polished them clean, replaced the rusty bells, repaired them, and barely restored them.

This bronze lamp was found in the satchel on his body before the second master was about to be flooded by the stone tower, and there was originally a yellowed old book page, which recorded a lot of feng shui knowledge, I couldn't understand it, and sold it to an old man at the transfer station who collected garbage for five cents.

The old man believed in feng shui, and said that this book was quite valuable, and he took it back to study it well, and when I wanted it, I could redeem it for a dollar.

Life is passable, be a homeless person for the rest of your life, you don't have to worry about filling your stomach, it's good to think about it.

The turning point of events occurred on an afternoon at the turn of winter and spring.

That day, I was squatting on a bench in People's Park eating steamed buns, and a slim and brightly dressed woman walked in front of me, wearing Maha big sunglasses, walking with the wind, and the smell of perfume made me can't help but sneeze.

Damn, I look down on this kind of woman who is corrupted by the spirit of capitalism the most, and I moved my ass and was about to walk away.

As soon as I looked up, I saw that the woman was actually holding an empty soda bottle in her hand, I didn't leave, and I smiled heaps on my face, saying Sister, thank you, throw the bottle to me after drinking the soda, how unhygienic it is to throw bottles on the street, I am a scavenger in the city, specializing in cleaning work.

I was released from prison at the end of '99, and it was the Year of the Dragon, and there were not many people who could afford to drink soda.

She was stunned, her big eyes under her sunglasses staring at me in a daze.

I'm wondering, is this woman crushing me or what? Could it be that she is also a garbage picker, and seeing that I am quite thorough (the old saying of Sichuan and Chongqing, which means that the young man is beautiful), she plans to pick it up and go home to be a son-in-law who is inverted?

The times are different, and the title has to keep up with the trend, I said beauty, I have rice grains on my face, what are you looking at?

She took off her big sunglasses, revealing a white, flawless face, with big eyes with astonishment, and said Sima Nan, how long have you been out of prison, I can't find you no matter how I look for you, why are you picking up garbage in the park?

My face darkened, the last thing I wanted to meet in my life was this woman, I hurriedly stood up and turned around to leave, Chen Yun stomped behind my back and shouted, "Stop!

I turned around and said that you are a lesbian who is really interesting, shouting casually on the street and trying to make people stop, do you think Lao Tzu is standing on the street? How much are you going to spend for me to go with you, a small hotel or a big hotel, fast food or a night?

Chen Yun looked at me seriously and said Sima Nan, you have changed.

I said that Lao Tzu can change whatever he likes, can you control it?

People came and went in the People's Park, and when I heard our quarrel, a few unscrupulous young people with yellow hair came over and shouted at me, "Boy, how do you talk?" Beauty, go, play with your brother, night beer or barbecue? Bag you are satisfied!

Chen Yun turned her head with a cold face and said to the leading Huang Mao, get out!

Several delinquent young people changed their faces, and the first person to speak pointed at her and scolded, "Hatangke (a very unfriendly name for female friends in Sichuan and Chongqing) What are you dragging?" I'm going to play a trick on you today! ”

Chen Yun is dressed fashionably, has a good foundation, is already quite beautiful, with long legs, a cocked buttocks, and a heavy mountain on her chest, quite a magnificent ocean momentum, several gangsters all narrowed their eyes into slits, and surrounded them with bad intentions.

In those years, the law and order were not very good, and the beautiful girl was always remembered by thieves, I saw that the posture was wrong, so I quickly stopped in front of her, saying go and go, I was playing with my daughter-in-law, what are you fooling around?

The yellow hair who took the lead widened his eyes and said This is your daughter-in-law?

I naturally hugged Chen Yun's waist, the big ass was upturned and straight, and I couldn't help but pinch it secretly (three years in prison, there was a big brother who covered me, I followed him, no one in prison dared to bully me, over the years, I also got a lot of habits in the rivers and lakes), say what, do you envy?

I was dirty, Chen Yun wanted to hide, so I deliberately disgusted her, leaned over and stuck very close to her, Chen Yun struggled twice, and I was left to me.

Huang Mao said Ouch, what a couple, it's really mutton falling into the dog's mouth, beauty, what can you do with the stinky food...... Oops!

Bang!

Before the yellow hair finished speaking, I smoothed over the soda bottle in Chen Yun's hand and greeted him. The soda bottle exploded, and there was still a lot of soda left in it, all splashed on Huang Mao's face, yellow, red, flowing all over his face, he squatted down with his head covered, pouted there, and couldn't get up for a long time.

"I'll ri'm your horse (I don't need to translate this), get him!" Several of the green skins came around me, staring at me and trying to push me.

Buddies walk the rivers and lakes, always pay attention to preemptive strikes, fight if they can fight, transfer at any time if they can't fight, engage in guerrilla warfare, and break them one by one. These five or six thugs came up around, and I would be stupid if I didn't run away.

I kicked under the crotch of another thug, turned around and dragged Chen Yun to run, the gang of green skins chased after my ass, I was a little malnourished these days, I ran not far and began to gasp, Chen Yun grabbed my hand and said You are okay, do you want me to call and report...... Yes!

A thug caught up with us and pushed Chen Yun behind her back, she stumbled and fell, I threw an elbow blow and smashed it on the thug's stomach, and suddenly his eyes were about to bulge out, and the second thug also caught up and kicked me in the waist.

My painful face was blue, I didn't admit it at all, squatted down and hugged this person's legs, rolled hard, he couldn't stand up, I knocked me to the ground, before I could get up, I grabbed half a piece of glass in my hand, pressed against his neck, red eyes shouted,

"Which turtle son who is not afraid of death dares to move?"

"Brother, it's enough to drag you, don't mess around, don't know if you know the law of murder!" I was stunned by the thugs who caught up, I gritted my teeth, and the glass shards in my hands were dead against the thugs' arteries.

"It's not like I've never been in prison, I want to die, come up!"

"Brother, brother...... Don't be impulsive, "The yellow-haired father who was pressed to the ground by me called my mother, saying that I was wrong, you take the glass away first, it's not worth it for this bit of, are you right?"

I said that people live in one breath, nothing is worth it, you want to find something in me, you are in the wrong direction! He hurriedly begged for mercy, "I'm sorry, I apologize to you, I invite you to make a meal (dialect, meaning to eat), it's not a big deal, brother, you don't want to be like this!" ”

I put down the glass and patted his face with a smile, "Eat?" That's good, Chongqing Hotel whole meal, I'm afraid it will cost a lot of money, I will save you the round-trip bus and boat fare, 500 yuan, you give me the money, I will take my daughter-in-law to eat! ”

PS: The incident occurred in a certain county town in Chongqing, so the first chapter is mixed with a lot of dialects, please don't be surprised. By the way, this volume is about the tomb of the Emperor of Diao, and the word Lien is pronounced lin, and the word "Rin" is passed, and the third tone is passed.