Chapter 13: 013: A Boring Life
Zhang Leifeng returned home and sat on the sofa.
As soon as he sat down, he heard a knock on the door, stood up helplessly, and glanced at the peanuts beside his legs. Whisper to it: "When will you learn how to open the door, then I will be able to make it easier." said.
walked over and opened the door, and saw Xing Dongjie standing outside the door with a fluttering face.
Judging from his performance, it doesn't look like he's encountering any problems, oh, yes, if they can't solve a single case, then he, the captain of the criminal police team, should go home and sell sweet potatoes.
Before Xing Dongjie could speak, he was stopped by Zhang Leifeng's hand.
He was stunned at the door, the expression on his face was swept away, and he looked at Zhang Leifeng blankly: "What do you mean by this?" Shouldn't guests be invited in and sitting? He asked with a hint of resentment.
Zhang Leifeng grinned and showed an extremely ugly smile, and the gap between the smiling eyes did not exist: "You are not my guest today, are you here to thank me, certificate or certificate?" After laughing, he replied coldly.
"You know again?" Xing Dongjie simply didn't want to talk to him, no matter what it was, he always let you say it without any expression.
"Huh? Because I just helped you solve two murder cases, you will definitely be very happy, and you will definitely be praised by the director, but I found that some articles on the Internet have some opinions on my participation, I think your director must know about this matter, of course, he will definitely be very angry, the reason for his anger must be because of you, the captain of the criminal police...... Oh, don't be angry, I'm just stating the facts. Seeing that Xing Dongjie's face was a little hideous, Zhang Leifeng hurriedly explained with a smile.
Then he continued: "Then although your director is very angry, he can't show too much compared to it, and I still need to reward me appropriately for helping me, I know that you will definitely not reward me with money, so what else can I have besides money?" It can only be a certificate or a certificate, but you can't get me a medal...... Hahaha, just kidding, just kidding, please come in. Zhang Leifeng's conversation of one foot in the sky and one foot on the ground made Xing Dongjie suddenly not have any intention of awarding him an award.
stuffed the award certificate into Zhang Leifeng's hand, and pointed at him fiercely with his hand: "When I can't help it one day, I will definitely beat you." ”
"Beat me up? I'm afraid you can't beat me, your body size and your face are obviously high blood lipids, and you often use your hands to press your head and near your eyes, it seems that your high blood pressure also needs to be treated, otherwise the cerebral hemorrhage is very terrifying. ”
"You ......" Xing Dongjie, who was angry, didn't spurt out a mouthful of old blood.
"Hahaha, don't be angry, the blood vessels can't bear it."
Xing Dongjie originally came with a belly full of happiness, but he left angrily.
Sitting in the car and slapping the steering wheel with his hand, this Zhang Leifeng is really going to be angry with me, angry with me.
Zhang Leifeng closed the door, took the award certificate and glanced at it, it said "Excellent Good Citizen" really didn't know what he was doing, and what did it have to do with Excellent Good Citizen.
Throw it aside, return to the couch and sit down to continue in a daze.
Peanut crouched beside Zhang Leifeng, lying quietly, Zhang Leifeng looked at the constantly beating characters in the group on the computer screen, and his two eyes did not have any brilliance for a while.
Normal people want to live in a dull, quiet, and undisturbed life, but for Zhang Leifeng, a somewhat crazy genius, it is simply enough to kill him.
Sitting and sitting, he suddenly scratched his head with both hands, and shouted in his mouth: "Ahhhhh ”
Peanut on the side was frightened by his appearance, and hurriedly jumped off the sofa, squatted a meter away from him, and looked at the madman who took him in.
The first day of boredom passed, and the next day Zhang Leifeng was woken up from his sleep by Peanuts, turned over and walked out of bed, walked out of the bedroom with his eyes closed, walked into the bathroom smoothly around all the furnishings in the living room, lifted the toilet lid and sat on it, his elbows supported his knees, and his arms supported his chin.
Don't be too surprised, even though he's only been moving in for a short time, as long as he walks around here, he can clearly remember where everything in this room is set up and how close they are.
Zhang Leifeng sometimes tells others that even if he becomes blind one day, he can find any place in the city.
Get up from the toilet, flush the water, and go back to the bedroom with your eyes closed.
Boom!
Turned around and closed the door, so that he could sleep in peace, and he couldn't let peanuts in.
Squeak squeak!
As soon as he lay down, he heard the sound of peanuts' sharp front paws slashing on the door, the sound was very harsh, and Zhang Leifeng jumped up from the bed with anger.
Suddenly the door opened, and a pair of angry and sleepy eyes stared at Peanut.
Peanut was so frightened that he turned around and ran to the rooftop, and obediently lay on the rooftop looking at Zhang Leifeng.
Zhang Leifeng took a deep breath, turned around and glanced at a paw print on the wooden door, patted his head with his hand and walked into the bedroom: "Hey, a few hundred yuan is gone in this moment." ”
Ding Ding Ding!
An email entered Zhang Leifeng's mailbox, but he ignored it.
Ding Ding Ding!
Half an hour later, he received another email, but Zhang Leifeng still ignored it.
Ding Ding Ding! Ding Ding Ding!
For a while, there were I don't know how many sounds sounded continuously, Zhang Leifeng sat up, scratched his head with his hand and glanced at the computer screen a little frantically.
When I saw the above prompt, my eyes suddenly widened, and the sleepiness disappeared in this instant.
Rolled over and jumped out of bed, one foot on slippers, one foot bare, and ran out of the bedroom with the computer in his arms.
Dig out a bottle of beer from the refrigerator, open it and take a sip, sit cross-legged on the sofa, click on the email and flip through it from top to bottom.
After reading it, I typed a few words on the computer: "At four o'clock this afternoon, I will be waiting for you at the South Exit Cafe on Huaxi Street." When you're done, press the reply button.
Watching the mail fly out, the whole person was like a guy who had just finished beating chicken blood, clapping his hands and laughing happily a few times: "Hahaha, hahaha." Then he hummed a minor tune of unknown song and trotted all the way to the bathroom.
Peanut felt the joy and anger on Zhang Leifeng's body, and immediately ran in from the rooftop, squatted behind Zhang Leifeng, and looked up at the writhing ass.
Zhang Leifeng turned around and touched Peanut's head with his hand: "Peanut, if you dare to scratch the door for me again, I will imprison you on the rooftop for the rest of your life?" Pretending to be angry, he pointed at it and scolded.
Woohoo!
Peanut shook his head and wagged his tail and stepped back.
"Hmph, I guess my words are nonsense in your ears."
Woohoo!
"It's time to take you to the way, go and carry the dog on a leash." Zhang Leifeng ordered while changing clothes in the bedroom.