Chapter 46: Shoes
These shoes were obviously worn on the old man's feet just now, why did they suddenly become longevity shoes? Ge Zhuang and Chen Yun looked at each other in shock, and they couldn't help but shed a cold sweat.
I pointed out the car window and said, "Chen Yun has been driving the car straight forward just now, and there is no fork in the middle, but we are still turning in circles in the same place, which means that we have encountered a ghost wall, and this old ghost in the wilderness has been sitting in our car, how can Chen Yun drive the car out?" ”
Hearing this, Ge Zhuang couldn't help but start to break out in a cold sweat, opened his mouth wide, and said Damn, this is too weird, right? Is the old man in the car a ghost? Why is he playing with us?
I said I don't know, who knows what this old ghost thinks? It may be that we are alone, and it is absolutely easy to bully, so come in and play with us, this kind of thing is a ghost, now it can be determined that it exists, we are unlucky, this is to drive the car into the Yin and Yang Road!
Chen Yun said what should I do, do you want to turn around and go back?
I said what are you going to do, maybe the old man is waiting for us in the back? Everyone was frightened, and the thought of carrying a dead man in the car just now made their hearts furious. Ge Zhuang suddenly asked again, "Little pumpkin, how can you be sure that the old ghost won't chase after you?" ”
This dead fat man had a crow's mouth, which made me very angry, and I was about to scold him twice, but when I turned around, I saw a hairy face printed on the glass outside the car window, and the old man who was squeezed out of the car just now actually put his face on it and gnawed the car window with his teeth.
I'll fuck your uncle!
Seeing this scene, I suddenly urinated and almost came out, Chen Yun's speed definitely exceeded 60 yards, how could a normal person run so fast, now Chen Yun has driven the car for hundreds of meters, and this old man is still running with the car.
"Hold the grass!" Ge Zhuang also saw the face lying on the window glass, and suddenly burst into a foul mouth, pulled out the dagger and head with a tiger face, gestured twice through the glass, and loudly emboldened himself, "I'm your grandmother's, old thing, believe it or not, the fat man let you die again?" ”
The old man grinned two rows of yellow teeth, gnawed on the window glass, and said something vaguely, I shifted my gaze to the shoe hanging on the car window, and my heart moved, and I picked the shoe on the other side of the car door with a knife, saying that you came back to ask for this?
The old man stopped gnawing on the glass and smiled at me. The more I looked at it, the more disgusting I felt, so I quickly rolled down the window and threw the dead life shoes out of the window, and suddenly there was a soft "bang" sound in my ears, and when I looked back, the old man hanging on the window glass was gone.
"Damn, scared your dad to death!" It wasn't until after the old man left that Ge Zhuang patted his chest and shouted, "What kind of road is this special mother, how can you encounter this kind of thing?" ”
I said that the trouble comes from the mouth, dead fat man, you must remember in the future, it's better not to open your mouth indiscriminately, okay, the old ghost is going to return his shoes, he shouldn't look for us again, Chen Yun, you hurry up, no matter where you can get to in front, don't stop until dawn.
Chen Yun could only agree, beat the spirit, and drove on this barren mountain road for a whole night, when the sky was just dawning, the car fuel tank also bottomed out, I saw that the east was white, so I said to Chen Yun, "Okay, it's okay when it's dawn, hurry up and stop the car, check the fuel tank, and see how much we have left." ”
Chen Yun stopped the car as she said, and the small indicator light on the dashboard indicating that the fuel was low kept flashing, so she had no choice but to go down to refuel.
Fortunately, before leaving, Chen Yun deliberately prepared two more tanks of gasoline, so he was not worried about the lack of gasoline, Ge Zhuang opened the car door from the other side, and was about to go down to refuel, but in less than two seconds, he screamed and jumped into the car, slammed the door shut, and said to Chen Yun, big sister, hurry up and drive farther.
Chen Yun said that the gasoline is gone, how do you let me drive, what did you see below, fat man, why did you react so much? Ge Zhuang has never been a timid person, and it must be strange to be able to scare him into such a ghost.
I quickly rolled down the window and looked outside cautiously, and immediately understood why Ge Zhuang was so scared.
Not far in front of the front of the car, there is a loess piled up grave bag, the front of the grave bag is engraved with an inscription, and there is a black and white portrait under the inscription.
Malegobi, with Chen Yun drove around all night, we still stood still, and stayed in front of this old man's grave!
I was angry in my heart, the sky was already bright at this time, and I was much bolder in the place where I could see the light, so I hurriedly beckoned Ge Zhuang to copy the guy, and I was bound to settle accounts with the old man.
I first spat on the grave, kicked the inscription, scolded and said Old immortal, do you know what grandpa does? Lao Tzu is specialized in inverted fighting, you are not small, you are not small, take advantage of the dark to make such a big joke with us, believe it or not, I dug you out and exposed to the sun for three days?
Ge Zhuang was more atmospheric than me, carrying the sapper shovel and already planning to do it, but Chen Yun stopped her, she pulled Ge Zhuang and said, "Okay fat man, people didn't hurt you last night, why do you dig a grave if you don't agree?" ”
Ge Zhuang pointed to the grave and said, Is this the end of it? At this time, I also calmed down, and said to Ge Zhuang Forget it, there is no grudge or grudge, I can't offend this old man to death, I don't want him to come again tonight.
Chen Yun thought for a while, and then said, "I don't think this uncle deliberately wants to scare us, did you listen to what he said last night?" His children are not around, and there is only a lonely old man living in such a remote place, I guess, he may just feel lonely, and his children have not come to his grave for a long time, so they want to talk to us and tease us. ”
This old man is really skinny, he doesn't change his sex at a young age, he was so scared that he almost peed his crotch last night, and when I heard this, I laughed angrily, and said to the tombstone, "Uncle, uncle, you are scared to death, what kind of thing are you, do you know yourself?" Come here in the middle of the night, if it weren't for Lao Tzu's boldness, I would have scared you to pee! ”
This will Ge Zhuang pointed to the wreckage of a van not far in front of him, and said Little pumpkin, it seems that this old thing is not the first time to do this kind of thing, you look at the car in front, it is estimated that it scared him into the ditch again, and the fat man said, we might as well dig him out and put it in the sun, which can be regarded as a good deed for the passing night car driver.
I thought about it, shook my head and said no, people, you don't have to say all the good things, you can't do bad things, this old scalp is a little skinny, and it hasn't hurt anyone, let's go, if you know that he really has done evil in the future, let's come back and shovel the grave, what do you think?
"Okay, hurry up and load gasoline, we still have to hurry, I don't know if Professor He is still in Lijiatun." Chen Yun saw that my anger had also disappeared, and hurriedly urged me and Ge Zhuang, saying that it was important to get down to business.