Chapter 16: Riding a Pig Breaks the Door (2nd Update)
Soon, someone came over with a bowl of water, Cheng Qi took the board placed in the stall, and said to the people around him who were at a loss: "Big guy, I'll take a mouse for my dog today, not for anything else." ”
She pointed at the rough man like Conan: "Just to convince you!" ”
The rough man sneered, not caring at all: "You are not a dog taking a mouse, you are a dead mouse." ”
"Hahaha-"
The crowd burst into laughter, and Cheng Lan, who was standing in the distance, was also embarrassed.
I don't know if this matter of picking up pants and eating rats will be spread to Shangjing, if the emperor knows, then Cheng Qi's entry into the palace is estimated to be Huang Shop.
Cheng Qi also sneered: "You don't have to worry about what you eat." ”
As she spoke, she untied the string of copper coins, took out one and held it up, saying, "Look at everyone! ”
Put the copper coin in the water.
Immediately floated with a layer of oil.
Cheng Qi stood up and said proudly: "Don't you see it!" This oil flower is proof of this! This money belongs to my mother-in-law! Then he pointed to the rough man and said, "You just heard me!" He said his hands were clean! ”
The mother-in-law sells oil cakes, and when she ushers in the delivery, she naturally rubs the money into oil.
In fact, this method is simple, but those people are eating melons with great interest, and only Cheng Qi still cares about the serious matter of robbing money, so he came up with it.
And the surrounding people immediately blew applause, the rough man was flushed, he was annoyed and angry, stepped forward to grab the string of copper coins, gritted his teeth and said: "Lao Tzu will rob it!" Who of you along the street would dare not give! ”
"I'll give you a pestle!"
Cheng Qi flew up and kicked the rough man's crotch again.
The wat she wears is hard at the front.
The rough man fell to the ground.
Cheng Qi smiled brightly and excitedly said to the surroundings: "Applause!" ”
Everyone hurried to give her a warm applause.
Cheng Lan really couldn't stand it, so she pushed aside the crowd and dragged her sister out, without even returning the carriage, and ran directly into the alley opposite, and said helplessly: "What are you doing!" ”
Cheng Qi smiled brightly: "The road is uneven and draws the knife......"
"Take the knife back for me!"
Cheng Lan was angry and pinched her face: "You're so angry with me!" ”
Cheng Qi was just about to refute, saying that this was justice, when he suddenly saw a girl appear at the mouth of the alley, she looked like thirteen or fourteen, her face was beautiful, and she was wearing a moon-white suit, but the style was simpler, and when she saw them, she greeted them familiarly: "Two? ”
The two siblings turned their heads when they heard this.
No one knows.
Cheng Qi racked his brains, but he didn't remember who the pretty girl in front of him was.
"Something wrong with the girl?"
Cheng Lan put her hands behind her back and said very kindly.
The girl walked over and smiled at Cheng Qi first: "The girl is really amazing!" , in the next is really admired and admired. He turned his head to look at Cheng Lan again, his eyes smoothed from his warm face to his waist, and he saw the delicate double duck floating water sachet on his belt.
Cheng Lan also looked down.
A slender Jingrun finger suddenly appeared in his sight, quickly hooking away the sachet, and before he and Cheng Qi could react, the girl ran away with the sachet.
She looked like she had kung fu, easily jumped onto the old high alley wall, leaned over and smiled playfully: "Thank you for your generosity!" Lifting the sachet, "Master and Master can open the stove at night!" ”
With that, he jumped and disappeared.
After a few seconds, Cheng Qi looked confused and said, "What's the situation?" ”
Cheng Lan was rarely impatient: "I met a thief." ”
Cheng Qi said incredulously: "What? ”
Cheng Lan looked at the original position of the sachet and said helplessly: "It's okay to lose the money." ”
It's just that his tonic medicine is in it, which is extremely precious, and it only takes one pill a month.
"Hey!"
Just when he was worried, the girl appeared on the alley wall not far away, she was squatting with her legs open, and like Cheng Qi, she didn't care about her demeanor, and said with a smile: "The two of you haven't left yet?" ”
Cheng Qi looked at her jumping up and down like a monkey, not putting herself in her eyes at all, and her anger rose up, saying that this Xiping is a den of thieves? It's either street robbery or technical theft!
"What is the girl's family doing! You steal! ”
In the modern world, every time she sees those adolescent girls who don't study well, she will go to court.
But the girl didn't care at all, and said to Cheng Lan: "Son, you are so good-looking, better than your eldest sister, if I don't be a thief, I will marry you with my head cut." ”
Anyway, throw him something.
"Caught it."
Cheng Lan hurriedly caught it, and the dark blue porcelain box containing the tonic medicine was opened by the original owner, and when he opened it, the pills were intact, exuding a strange medicinal aroma.
"I didn't expect Childe to be a sick man."
The girl's eyes were hidden in the sea of stars, very bright, she shook the sachet in her hand: "I only want money and don't kill me, this medicine is returned to the son, and I will keep the money inside!" ”
With that, he jumped and disappeared.
"Stop!"
How could Cheng Qi bear the thief slipping away from his hand twice, so driven by occupational diseases, he chased after him, although the wall of this alley is high, it is not a problem.
No, it's not a problem for her in the modern world.
This body can't do it.
Sure enough...... Glued on the wall.
Bah.
Cheng Qi rubbed his chest and slowly retreated, clenched his fists, gritted his teeth and said, "Don't let me meet you again!" ”
She turned around, only to find Cheng Lan staring at the direction where the girl had disappeared, a little distracted.
Cheng Qi frowned, this is ...... Loved?
Is it so easy for your big brother to fall in love?
"Brother? Elder brother! ”
Cheng Qi shouted him back to his senses and said coldly: "What are you looking at?" ”
Cheng Lan shook her head unnaturally, her cheeks flushed slightly: "I didn't see anything." ”
Cheng Qi was too lazy to pierce it, and suddenly caught a glimpse of a green figure appearing at the entrance of the alley, it was a clean man with a soft face, she subconsciously said: "Cheng Yan? ”
When the man heard this, he seemed to be scratched on the back by a ghost, and he took a step back with a spirit.
Turning his head, his expression was difficult.
The first meeting was cut off.
The second time I met to ride a pig.
This seemingly harmless girl left a very serious psychological shadow on him.
And Cheng Lan turned her head and asked as she walked over, "Zongyu, where did you go out of the mansion?" ”
Cheng Yan coughed lightly: "It's Qiubai and ...... Grandma. Glancing at the back, "I've gone to our pharmacy." ”
Cheng Lan was puzzled: "What is your illness?" ”
As soon as Cheng Yan heard this, his face turned blue in an instant, and he left quickly without waiting for Cheng Lan to walk in front of him.
It can be said that he fled in the wilderness.
"Huh?"
Cheng Lan didn't stop, and was worried about Cheng Yan's body, so he asked Cheng Qi to wait in the carriage, and went to the pharmacy branch opposite to ask, and came back after a while.
He lifted the curtain and got into the car, shut up and didn't speak.
Cheng Qi accidentally injured Cheng Yan twice, and asked with some guilt: "What's wrong with Cheng Yan?" ”
Cheng Lan shook her head, covered her mouth with her fist and coughed: "It's nothing, it's okay." ”
This is clearly something.
Cheng Qi was not at ease, so he asked twice.
Cheng Lan said with a stumbling belly: "It's not up to you." "Stopped," the last time I rode a pig in the North Courtyard, Zong Yu was afraid that it would be...... Given by the pig...... It's here. ”
Cheng Qi is not a pure little white lotus, he understood it at once, and suddenly said: "That's really miserable." ”
Cheng Lan was speechless.
If Zong Yu can't have children in the future, Grandma's sin will be great.