The day before the eleventh holiday, the brothers were ready to go home for the holiday.

Although it was only a five-hour drive, the fourth insisted on taking a sleeper.

The fourth brother said: "Second brother, be particular, help me buy a ticket." ”

Second brother: "Ah Xi, why are you so lazy fourth, you are going to have maggots." ”

Fourth brother: "You are maggots, if I am maggots, you will be." ”

Second brother: "You're maggot's." ”

Fourth brother: "You are maggots born of maggots." ”

Xiaobei was eating instant noodles and leaned his neck for a long time.

After some compromise, the fourth brother accompanied the second brother to buy a ticket for the fourth brother himself.

Not long after they went out, Xiaobei threw up while holding the instant noodle basin.

The eldest brother looked at Xiaobei cheaply, and smiled evilly: "Xiaobei, what's wrong, didn't you come this month?" ”

Xiaobei: "Big brother, don't mention it, the more I eat, the more I feel that the noodles are like maggots, soaked in yellow soup." ”

The eldest brother also began to dry: "Poof, poof!" Don't talk about it, you're a thing too. ”

Third brother: "I'm hungry." ”

Everyone: ".................."

Xiaobei relieved his breath and said, "Let's go, let's go downstairs and eat, I'm hungry after vomiting." ”

A few of us got dressed and lined up downstairs, talking and laughing, so uncomfortable.

As soon as I walked out of the door of the dormitory building, I felt a chill on my spine, and there was a murderous aura!

I saw more than a dozen people gathered under the big tree not far from the door, looking at a few of us.

I recognized a figure from the crowd, the bright yellow hair was too eye-catching, wasn't this "yellow hair"!

I was shocked, and I had a sense of foreboding.

At this time, Huang Mao also saw us, stretched out his right hand, beckoned us to him, and said loudly:

"You guys come here!"

The brothers are all there.

Huang Mao called out a little impatiently: "Little X cub, didn't you listen?" ”

After a two-second pause, the eldest brother involuntarily walked forward.

As soon as I saw my eldest brother move, I immediately came back to my senses, grabbed the collar at the back of my eldest brother's neck, and said loudly:

"Run back!"

Xiaobei reacted the fastest, and slipped into the door, I dragged the eldest brother and ran, the third brother turned sideways in front of the door, and waved to the two of us with a anxious posture:

"Quick! Fast! Fast! ”

I'll wait for the fish to come in.

A group of people on the opposite side pounced like a dark cloud.

We ran as hard as we could, and when we reached the second floor, we were only one step away from the pursuers and the third brother in front of us.

At this time, Xiaobei didn't know what to think, ran to the right side of the corridor on the second floor, I dragged my eldest brother and involuntarily followed, ran out of three or five meters, I found that there was a bedroom door on the right hand side of the door open, I kicked open and shouted "Xiaobei Xiaobei!" He flashed into someone else's bedroom, and after the third brother followed up, he dragged Xiaobei who ran back, and the four of us came in.

The third brother was about to close the door in a hurry, but he was no longer in a hurry, and the person on the opposite side had already rushed into the door with half of his body, and the door could not be closed. In desperation, I pushed the long table in the room and slammed it out. With the help of the narrow terrain at the door, we were frozen in front of the dormitory door, Xiaobei and the third brother held an iron stool on the back, and used the stool to push out one by one, and I supported the table behind to stabilize the road, and the corridor was chaotic.

In this way, the door was blocked, and some of the enemies outside tried to rush in, but they were all beaten back in waves, and they stood up for about five or six minutes, and those outside the door stopped rushing in, standing at the door and shouting. At this time, my heart was empty, and a huge question mark rose above my head:

"Where's Big Brother!?"

I looked back and saw my eldest brother standing in the left corner of the dormitory, next to him was an aboriginal native wearing only pants, with a thin face and dull eyes, shivering in front of the window with a plastic basin.

The eldest brother was comforting him earnestly: "Little classmate, don't be afraid, with my brother here, they can't attack him." ”

Seeing that the situation was stable, the eldest brother seemed to be possessed by a leader, and scolded outside the door: "Little girl, dog shaving mud, dare to play against grandpa, I can't kill you cake sellers!" Ninety-nine, that sunny day, eighteen-year-old brother Pan Ya Pan Jinlian. ”

The eldest brother scolded and scolded, and sang! I'll go.

On the other side, the yellow-haired and arrogant man were supervising the battle at the door, and their eyes were red with anger, and the arrogant man scolded: "Dog basket, you wait, I X your mother, I won't pick your skin." ”

The eldest brother smiled and said, "Who is the skin?" You listen to your own bragging, who believes, go home and play with the chickens. With the little yellow duck next to you, look for roasted sweet potatoes together. ”

The eldest brother scolded him so cheaply, I couldn't help but be happy, the yellow hair on the other side exploded, and shouted hoarsely: "I'll kill you!" ”

The eldest brother pretended to be suspicious, pretending to be stupid and said, "What do you support?" Did I jump into a well with your child? ”

Jumped into the well with your child......

This is all black words, unheard of, I was completely impressed by the eldest brother's commotion, and the brothers in the house laughed loudly.

The eldest brother intensified: "Still me, come on, come on, I'll see how you me, this cow beep blew it for you, did you take off your pants before blowing, don't pull your pants pockets?!" ”

By this time the yellow-haired brethren had snatched the iron-legged chairs from the nearby dormitory, and a new round of siege had begun, and they had fought with us along the doorway, and there were more people pushing the tables underneath, and although I pinned the table with a mop, I could clearly hear the creaking and clattering of the mop, and it was about to collapse.

I really want to pull out my eldest brother's tongue at this time, this thing is so spicy.

At this time, the eldest brother lupine scarf was extremely calm, still talking, laughing and scolding.

I shouted to my eldest brother, "Don't beep, help, I can't stand it." ”

Seeing this, the eldest brother hurriedly turned around on the ground.

With a click, the mop broke, and I said in my heart: "It's over the calf." ”

At this time, I heard my eldest brother shouting, "Get out of the way!" ”

I looked back and saw that my eldest brother was holding a thermos with the lid unscrewed and flung the hot water out.

The opposite one was poured with hot water, and it collapsed instantly.

The eldest brother also threw the thermos out, and it snapped!

I seem to have seen this move somewhere, it seems to be a move in Saint Seiya? That's right, the punishment of the goddess of the dawn of the glacier!

The so-called everyone has compassion, to be honest, I was quite worried at the time, afraid of burning the opposite side, but after thinking about it, our school can only use hot water in the afternoon, this hot water must be left yesterday, the heat must be hot, but ......... It's just a hair, it's a matter of life and death, think about that thing!

The eldest brother took out another bottle of hot water, unscrewed the lid, and shouted:

"Come, who else! I'll just ask you, Eastern University, yet! Yes! Who! ”

The eldest brother lit up with a cow beep halo, shining brightly, and my defense coefficient × 1.5 times, and I breathed a sigh of relief.

But life is like a play, drama is like life, there are unpredictable circumstances in the sky, people have good and bad luck, the last second you are still in the clouds, and after you can't prepare for a second, it will rain heavily, and you will fall to the ground.

I only heard a howl from the crowd opposite: "It's okay, the water is not hot, rush!" ”

There was an echoing rumble in my ears, the noise of the vegetable market, the table was pushed into two positions in an instant, and I abandoned the table, picked up the stool, and prepared to break the kettle and struggle. Helplessly, Xiaobei and the third brother have been on the front line, probably because of their physical exhaustion, plus the people outside pushed the people in front of them, the force distance was too great, and a wave of people slapped in.

Lost.

Then I don't want to remember the memories.

That's what it feels like to knock over to the ground and step on 10,000 feet. We were thrown to the ground and kicked.

Fortunately, I was kicked a few times and then rolled under the bed, and kept stare out, holding on to the foot of the bed and not letting go, minimizing the damage.

But Xiaobei was miserable, and I kept hearing his pig-like howl: "Whew!!!!!!! Yo!! Phew! ”

After a while, the outside stopped fighting, and I felt that all the firepower was concentrated on me, and these grandsons were helpless against my turtle play!

Several people reached out and dragged me, and I always attacked with one foot, and whoever caught my left foot, I kicked this hand with my right foot, and as soon as this hand was kicked away, I quickly withdrew my left foot and prepared to kick the hand of my right foot. In this way, my brother and husband hid the bed, and it was difficult to pull it with ten thousand hands.

At this time, I don't know who organized outside, and pulled the whole bed out, and I tried my best to move with the bed, but I was caught between the front and back, and I didn't care about the other.

A kid behind me leaned in and tried to grab me by the shoulders, I turned around and bit him on the wrist, the kid screamed in pain, and just as I was about to roll over and punch him, suddenly two people in front of me grabbed my feet and dragged me from under the bed all the way to the hallway.

Defense Guide for College Students

The so-called harmonious society is people-oriented. The ancients endured calm for a while, took a step back and opened the sky. But the ancients also said that it was a blessing rather than a curse, and it was a disaster that could not be avoided. The ancients also returned to the clouds, and the Chinese people love peace, but in order to defend peace, they have never and will never be afraid to resist aggressive wars. Everyone can say these big truths, but what impresses me the most is my mother's: "We don't cause trouble, but we're not afraid of things." ”

There are so many clouds, in fact, I want to tell you a truth, but also a martial arts secret, but also to protect the family and defend the country, defend the sovereignty of the heart mantra, hold this trick can protect their legitimate rights and interests under the framework of a harmonious society, this heart method has a total of two types of eight changes, please remember:

Type 1: Constitutive elements of justifiable defense. 1. Suffer illegal infringement; 2. The illegal infringement is ongoing; 3. The object is the perpetrator; 4. Defensive acts and unlawful infringements should conform to the principle of proportionality.

Type 2: Emergency avoidance. 1. Suffer from real risks; 2. Danger is happening; 3. As a last resort; 4. The hedging result did not exceed the necessary limit.

I admire myself for what I have learned.