At this moment, there was a faint sound of firecrackers, and I was stunned for a moment, it should be the dragon, so I said to the stammer, ready to pick up the dragon.

After speaking, I found a pu fan, according to our side of the funeral customs, the dragon is the business of the main family, and now the main family is a big one, the dragon is also invited by him, if you let a big to pick up, in the etiquette does not conform to the rules, I have to reluctantly go to the dragon.

As for why the word "reluctant" is used, it is also embarrassing to say, the person who is the dragon solitaire needs to hold a fan, dance a dance, and cooperate with the person who takes the 'dragon ball' at the front of the dragon team, that person can make it difficult for the person who takes the dragon in every possible way, until he is satisfied, he will give the 'dragon ball' to the person who is solitaire. Then, the person who received the dragon led the dragon team around the mourning hall 108 times with the dragon ball in his left hand and the pu fan in his right hand, and finally placed the 'dragon ball' next to the deceased.

In the words of our eight immortals, the dance that needs to be danced is called the Dark Dragon Dance, and in the eyes of outsiders, this dance is the twisting Yangge, the most pitiful thing is that the person holding the dragon ball is difficult, sometimes for the sake of the lively atmosphere, the dragon ball holder will often put forward some very excessive requirements.

Thinking of this, I stammered the idea, so I said to him: "Stammer, I'll shout for you, you go to the dragon!" ”

"Brother Jiu, my stomach hurts, and I want to go to the toilet with a shout." He stammered a few steps back as if he had seen a plague god.

Seeing his reaction, I was heartbroken, Made, I had to pin my hope on the man with the Dragon Ball, and I hope he doesn't make excessive demands.

Just when I was stunned, the dragon team appeared, and from a distance, it looked like a long dragon hovering in the air, majestic and very realistic.

As soon as I saw this situation, I greeted and stammered, "I will invite the dragon into the mourning hall, you must remember to shout, even if the sky falls, you can't forget to shout, although it is just a shout, but it can determine the fate of the deceased in the next life, once something goes wrong, we will damage the yin virtue." ”

He nodded, reassuring him that nothing would go wrong.

Hearing his assurance, I put my mind at ease, took the pu fan, and walked towards the dragon team.

Came to the dragon team, was 'frightened' by the scene in front of me, only to see, this dragon body is more than a thousand meters long, the dragon head is copper, in the sunlight, shining, just look at the appearance, the dragon head is estimated to be a hundred pounds, a person must not dance, the value of the money, this is the first thought in my mind.

In front of the dragon stood a man wearing the face of a smiling doll, holding a fan in his right hand and a wooden stick in his left hand with a golden dragon ball on it.

I turned my head and gave Guo Fatzi a look, motioning for him to set off firecrackers, and I don't know if Guo Fatzi was in a hurry to see the dragon dance, so he lit all the firecrackers and fireworks in one go.

Suddenly, a burst of firecrackers rang out, and those Taoist priests in the mourning hall also used their way to join in the fun, beating gongs and blowing suona.

Just for a moment, the whole scene can only be described by a sentence from Song Dandan's sketch, that scene is really noisy gongs and drums, firecrackers are ringing in unison, and there are crowds of people.

At this moment, the man standing in front of the dragon moved, he first held the 'dragon ball' high, waved it in the air, and the dragon head swung with it, and then the dragon body appeared in various postures, and then it rose and fell, and at this moment, the onlookers applauded and shouted 'yes'.

The man danced for about seven or eight minutes, walked up to me, didn't speak, and jumped up.

Made, according to custom, I need to follow his movements, and I don't know if the man is deliberately trying to make things difficult for me, and he is twisting his ass so hard that it doesn't matter, especially if he even turns his ass at the onlookers.

I was eager to take a few steps forward, lift my face, and see who was playing tricks on me inside, but I didn't dare to make a noise because of customs, so I had to learn from him.

Just twisted his butt a few times, and there was a lot of laughter around him, and many people with low laughter had a stomachache from laughing, squatting on the ground, covering his stomach with one hand, slapping the ground with the other, laughing in his mouth, really worried about the ground, and I didn't know if they would crack it.

The man didn't seem to let me go, and did some funny moves, and I learned from him a few times, and then danced a dragon dance, during which the applause and laughter of the onlookers never stopped.

After doing that, I thought the man was going to give me the 'Dragon Ball', but I didn't know that he was going to make things difficult for me again.

He stared at me for a while and said, "Chen Baxian, since you came to Solitaire, what about the red envelope?" The voice was a little low, as if it was deliberately speaking with a squeezed voice, somewhat familiar, but I couldn't remember who it was.

I took out the 118 red envelopes I had prepared in advance and handed them over, saying, "Here are 118 red envelopes, send them one by one, time does not allow, I hope you will forgive me." ”

The reason why I say this is because of the custom on our side that the person who receives the dragon must personally hand the red envelope to the helmsman. However, if you delay too much time in the morning and waste time on this, you will definitely not be able to complete the later links, and you will offend the deceased.

The man nodded, took the red envelope, said a lot of auspicious words, and began to make things difficult, he said: "Solitaire dragon tie dragon head, good omen for life, solitaire dragon body, peace and wealth are deep, solitaire dragon tail, sit in a high position, solitaire dragon ball, say yourself pig." ”

As soon as I heard this, I cursed in my heart,, who is the leader, ***, play me like this, let me know who it is, I have to slap him a few times, and actually 'humiliate' me in front of the public.

In order to get the dragon ball in his hand, I could only put down my hat and shout to the onlookers, "I'm a pig." ”

After shouting this, I was embarrassed to die, and kept saying to myself in my heart: "The funeral is like this, in order to liven up the atmosphere and entertain the public, it is inevitable that some things will be harmful, and the purpose of my doing this is to make the deceased go lively and smooth." ”

Who knows, before those onlookers laughed, they heard Guo Fatzi's piercing laughter, turned his head to look, he and the stammering man stood not far away, one hand on the stammer's shoulder, the other hand covered his stomach, and said with a smile: "Laughing to death, I have been with Brother Jiu for so many years, and it is the first time I have seen Brother Jiu being treated so miserably, that person took off his mask, I must invite him to a meal, it is so relieving." ”

When he said this, the dead fat man was intermittent, and he almost couldn't catch his breath with laughter. Seeing my eyes glancing over, he immediately closed his mouth, wanting to laugh but not daring to laugh, that expression was really wonderful.

The whole scene lasted about three or four minutes of laughter, and many people laughed and tears came out, but the man didn't let me go, and he opened his mouth to make things difficult for me again.

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