Chapter 47: Numerology
"Strange things?" I was stunned by her question: "What is a strange thing?" ”
Li Yingxue bit her lip, and didn't seem to think about how to describe it, so she could only say: "It's something you can't understand, or something you can't understand." ”
She looked so cute, so I followed her and said, "That's a lot, I can't even say it." ”
Her eyes lit up and she said, "Then you tell me a few things, and I'll listen." ”
I snapped my fingers and said: "You see, I've been stupid since I was a child, I can't study well, and the old yellow dog in the village doesn't chase anyone, so he bites me. ”
"Okay, okay," Li Yingxue said a little depressedly: "I'm talking about strange things, not your troubles, forget it." ”
As soon as she finished speaking, I chased after her and laughed, "Haha, I'm kidding you!" But when you talk about weird things, I probably understand that it's the kind of hell thing, right? ”
She nodded, I thought for a long time and said: "If you say that, it really hasn't happened to me, let alone the hell, I'm afraid of even watching ghost movies, how can these things happen to me, but those fortune tellers all say, saying that I have a hard life or something, in short, it's awesome, the kind that the king of Hades doesn't dare to accept." ”
Li Yingxue stopped and asked me, "Who said that?" ”
I thought about it and said: "A lot of people have said it, but it is estimated that they are all fooling me, and they want to sell my goods to fool me, Brother Facial Paralysis of Liuli Factory, that kid doesn't call me by my name now, and directly calls me Chen Minghard." ”
"Take me to him!" Li Yingxue suddenly became a little excited, grabbed my arm and said.
I was a little startled by her sudden surprise and asked her what was wrong.
She frowned and said, "There is something on you, I can't understand it, maybe the numerology people understand it, I need them to help me see it." ”
"It's really fake, you can't understand it, can he still understand it? Don't believe him, that kid is a charlatan. I explained.
"If it's a liar, you can take me to see it, and I'll leave now!"
She really said to go, the two of us walked to the side of the road to take a taxi, went straight to the glass factory, on the way I called the paralyzed brother, the guy was in the store, as soon as he heard my request, he said let me go quickly, he just received something good.
This guy seems to have a few muscles on his face that are necrotic, so he can't make too exaggerated expressions, so we call him facial paralysis brother, this back and forth, the people around him are shouting like this, fortunately, this guy has a good temper, he is not angry when we say this, but he is very happy, saying that a businessman must have his own style, so that others will remember it and so on, like something learned from a successful book.
Brother Facial Paralysis has a good shop in Liuli Factory, it is said that his old house was demolished, and the government paid a lot of money, so he set up a shop here, doing a very miscellaneous business, selling some white things, occasionally collecting one or two antiques, selling them to people like me, and finally fortune telling.
This old fox said that the set of things he told fortunes were all from his ancestors, how accurate and so on, but according to my observation, it was just like that, he did have one or two ancient books in his hand, which was fortune-telling, but I guess he couldn't understand it with his primary school culture.
The two of us soon arrived at the glass factory, and after entering the factory, we went straight to the shop of the paralyzed brother, and when he entered, he was holding a young woman's hand to show people the hand prints, and made a look at the two of us, let us sit first.
This old fox has never been married, but there are not many romantic things, today to talk about a little girl, tomorrow to hook up with a married woman or something, not good-looking, peach blossom luck is quite enough, he patted his chest and said that it was the result of his study of numerology, to see people can be accurate, who is short of peach blossoms, he can see at a glance, every time he succeeds.
I saw that he grabbed the young woman's hand today and didn't let go, I guess he fell in love with someone again, and he didn't enjoy it after reading the hand prints, and he had to look at the ear prints, and he looked at the people all over the body, so he reluctantly sent the person out.
I laughed and said, "What's the matter, do you like someone again?" Or is this also lacking peach blossoms? ”
Brother Facial Paralysis looked serious: "What are you talking about, I'm a serious business," he said and glanced at Li Yingxue very strangely, and then asked me: "Who is this?" Your daughter-in-law? ”
Li Yingxue's face was a little red, and I nodded stubbornly and said, "It's my daughter-in-law, what's the matter, you still want to see it?" ”
He quickly shook his head, but he felt a little strange: "You and my brother, what are you talking about, what are you doing with me today?" Collecting antiques? ”
I shook my head and asked him, "I just want to ask you something, didn't you always say that I was hard to die, did you really see it, or did you fool me?" ”
Brother Facial Paralysis said: "Boss Chen, you can't doubt my professionalism, I'm all sincere!" ”
"Really?" I looked at him suspiciously: "Honestly, why do you always have to take out a few things for me to buy every time you praise my life?" I think you're fooling me and making me happy, right? ”
Brother Facial Paralysis was red and white for a while when I said it, cleared his throat and said: "Then I will make it clear to you today, Lao Chen, you are indeed hard-hitting, although I am a halfway monk, but there are not 10,000 people who have seen it, but there are 8,000 people, you are indeed a person with a very hard life among all the people I have seen." ”
"What else do you see?" Li Yingxue, who was originally sitting on the side without saying a word, suddenly opened her mouth and said.
Brother Facial Paralysis was caught off guard by her question: "What do you mean?" ”
"You who study numerology, can't you all tell when there is a calamity, a few fires on your shoulders and so on?" Li Yingxue continued to ask.
From the facial paralysis brother's expression, I could see that he really didn't expect me to bring this person to be considered a half-expert, so he politely said, "This girl, go along?" ”
Li Yingxue shook her head: "I only know a little bit about it, so I brought Chen Ming here today, or let you take a good look, what is going on with his life, what do you see and say, don't be taboo." ”
I listened inexplicably, it sounded as if Li Yingxue had seen something, and I had already determined that Brother Facial Paralysis was hiding from me, so I looked at Brother Facial Paralysis again, but unfortunately there was not much expression on this guy's face, and I couldn't see through what he was thinking.
"Okay, then since you two want to see it, then please move to the back room." He stood up, looked into the back room, and made a gesture of please to the two of us.
When I came here before, he never let me go inside, but when I came today, he took the initiative to let us into the back room, which is called his "private clinic", and I still don't know what is hidden inside.
After entering, I found that there was really a hole in it, full of all kinds of books, and even on the table, there was a set of professional acupuncture equipment, I smiled and asked, "What's the matter, you are still studying Chinese medicine?" ”
Brother Facial Paralysis said: "What research is not studied, besides, Chinese medicine is also our traditional culture, Chinese medicine and numerology, that is inseparable." ”
When I saw that he looked like he was about to talk again, I quickly stopped him and said, "Okay, okay, let's get started." ”
Brother Facial Paralysis has done a lot of preparation this time, not like he showed me before, just casually look at his hands, look at his face is over, this time let me wash my face, let me wash my hands, and let me put some messy things on my face, tossing for a long time, before picking up my hand and starting to look slowly.
This look is twenty minutes, I saw that my arm was sore before I finished reading my left hand, and then my right hand, also twenty minutes, and finally my face, I watched it for more than half an hour, and I didn't stop yet, I said, "What's wrong, I have money on my face, look at it for a long time?" ”
He ignored me, but continued to watch, touching here and there, twisting and making me uncomfortable, and finally he turned off the light with satisfaction, and then picked up the book and flipped through it, tossing back and forth for almost three hours, and then sat down and said, "Okay, I've finished reading." ”
"See what?" I asked him hurriedly.
He looked at me and said, "Lao Chen, you go out first, I have something to explain to your family." ”