48. Eight buns and four bowls of porridge
I got up early, and my second brother didn't get up later than me recently.
Every morning after I sneaked out of bed, the second brother would turn over and look at me: "Xiao Wu, wait for me for a while, let's go to breakfast together." ”
For the first time, this is the case:
The second brother led me to the ethnic specialty restaurant on the fifth floor of the canteen and said to the halal window, "Bring me eight beef buns." ”
The uncle straightened the little white hat on his head, took the plate and began to pick up the buns.
The second brother turned his head sideways and asked me, "How many do you want?" ”
I looked at the palm-sized buns and asked me when I was done?
"Huh? What's that? I? I eat three? ”
The second brother shouted to the uncle: "Give him three more!" ”
Oops...... My head is a little wooden. After a long time, the eight he asked for at the beginning were for himself.
Second brother: "Little five, is three enough to eat?" Pull it down, listen to my brother, eat more. ”
The second brother shouted to the uncle: "Give him eight too!" ”
I panicked: "Second brother, something else, something else, I can't eat it." ”
Second brother: "Ah Xi, you can eat, if you can't eat, I'll help you eat." ”
Next, the second brother ordered four bowls of porridge. I rushed to swipe the card, but the second brother didn't let me.
Next, the second brother ordered eight fried eggs.
My second brother and I looked at the table full of food, stacked into a small mountain of steamed buns.
I had a full hiccups.
Second brother: "Eat, little five." ”
At that moment, this situation, this scene, this scene, I seem to have seen it in the TV series "The Years of Burning Passion".
At that moment, I forgot how much I ate, how many pounds and taels I had, and blocked the surprised eyes of the onlookers.
No matter how much, this is a hard-won full meal, let's play with your life.
Practice has proved that eight steamed buns, two bowls of porridge and four fried eggs can't kill me.
I just can't bend over.
From that day on, my second brother invited me to breakfast every day. I always shirked at first, but the second brother sincerely asked for it, and I forced it. How could I not know the kindness of my second brother. Although the second brother still behaves frizzy, noisy and eye-catching, and always says something embarrassing in public. But none of this is an obstacle for me to regard him as a dear friend.
The reason, of course, is not one, two, three, four...... Breakfast.
It's that I know that my second brother has never looked down on me. The second brother did not say a word to me arrogantly, but treated me equally. My second brother likes to discuss some international situations with me or ask me what books I have been reading recently and what my feelings are after reading. It's very comfortable to talk to the second brother about some topics of spring and snow. This kind of topic makes me feel the joy of intellectuals and gives me a sense of spiritual superiority. It makes me feel that there is still hope in my life. Hope for study, hope for career, hope for success.
The pressure in life was less, and during that time, my homework became harder.
Every day when I return to my dormitory at 10 o'clock, I will take my professional books and go to the study room in the corridor to study. Memorize words, view reasoning, and borrow some legal books from the library to read. I am young, so I don't feel tired, I don't feel late to sleep at one or two o'clock, and I can get up early the next day and get up alive. Then go for eight steamed buns......
During this time, I was busy chatting around the Internet café every day, and I didn't care too much about what the brothers in the dormitory were doing. But according to my spy Xiaobeilai, it is said that the third brother has changed three objects. The yellow one is also fast, usually one every three days.
The flying stream went straight down to 3,000 feet, and it is suspected that the Milky Way fell for nine days, and the third one here is the imaginary finger. And the third brother's three is true.
After each breakup, the third brother will design a new dress to mourn the lost love.
Each piece will be given to the eldest brother to wear.
High-end products, live display.
That's why the eldest brother has been wearing strange looks lately.
It is known as the little monster of Dongsen.
In class today, when I watched my eldest brother walking towards me in an emerald green torn T-shirt, big floral pants, and little red shoes, I realized that the problem was a bit serious.
"Third brother, this is a sign of depravity, big brother, we have to think of a way."
As soon as the eldest brother heard me say this, his eyes immediately turned red: "Little Wu, haven't you noticed any changes in me?" ”
I reached out and tried to put my arms around my eldest brother and took it back.
The eldest brother thought for a while and said to me, "Little Wu, do you think I'm really trendy when I dress like this?" ”
Like picking up garbage, I carefully brushed the iron chain on my eldest brother's shoulder. said calmly: "Big brother, you know me, I am a person who has no artistic bacteria." ”
Although I don't have it, my second brother may have. The second brother pushed the door in, pointed at the eldest brother from afar and shouted, "Big brother! How do you dress like an SB! ”
It was 04 years, if it was from the perspective of 14 years, the eldest brother's dress was really cool, pure Han Fan, but unfortunately it was not at the right time, coupled with the thunderstorm blow of the second brother, the eldest brother skipped class.
The eldest brother said to me along the way: "Little five, it's just that the clothes are really not good-looking, do you say that the second brother is not a point to save some face for me, there are so many people in the court......"
Back in the bedroom, the third brother was modeling in front of the mirror. The eldest brother complained to the third brother, and the third brother said lightly:
"He knows a poop."
It's so calm, the confident demeanor of this fairy wind bone, I and my eldest brother were impressed in an instant. From that moment I decided that this guy would either become a top fashion designer or an artist in the future. Or become a super big liar, the head of a transnational fraud syndicate.
Looking forward to the great future of the third brother, I am very pleased. I also unconsciously shook my taste, and I felt more and more that the match on my eldest brother was brighter.
The third brother looked at me: "Little Wu, I also made one for you, come and try it on." ”
I was holding that denim hurdle vest in my hand, and I felt like the sun was scorching.
I had an idea, looked at my eldest brother and said, "Big brother, I'll try your one." ”
The eldest brother looked at me suspiciously, and slowly took off his body.
I quickly put it on and said, "I like this one, it's so cool, it's a bit of Kenjiro's feeling." Big brother, I'll change it with you. ”
The eldest brother choked on the fishbones: "Oh, what, oops, I'll go!" ”
I pressed my eldest brother: "It's okay, big brother, I don't care if you go through." ”
Then he turned to the third brother and said, "Isn't it that I look good in it?" ”
The third brother tasted his head and feet: "Well, this line is particularly compatible with your shoulder shape, and the back is a little waist-tight, just to cover your hunchback......"
Seeing that my treacherous plan was about to succeed, the eldest brother used a bitter strategy, and felt sorry for me, Fan Weiyan: "Since you like it so much, then these two pieces will be worn for you!" ”
I grabbed the hurdle vest and stuffed it into my eldest brother's arms: "Big brother, how can I monopolize such a good thing?" I'm already full of guilt for stealing people's love. One for each of us, one for each person. ”
The eldest brother couldn't hold back his joy: "Oh, I'll go, hehehe, Xiao Wu, I didn't expect it, you are really enough!" Elder brother! Guys! ”
At the critical moment when my eldest brother and I dinosaurs let pear and Zhang Guan Li wear.
Suddenly, there was a sigh from heaven, which instantly disrupted our train of thought.
The sound came from between 44°04′-46°40 N, with the smell of sawdust in the jungle, slightly hoarse and tired, slightly familiar.
"What time is it?"
I'll go!!!!!!!! The fourth brother woke up!!!!!!!
The hot 404 was instantly given a drizzle-like tranquility.
I waited quietly for the top of the 404 food chain, Qu Siye's question.
"What day is it? May I ask you what year and month of the Western calendar is it now? ”
My head was filled with fantasies.
However, the fourth brother is the fourth brother, he never pretends to be pretentious, and the edicts are all straight to the point:
"What do you have to eat, hurry up!"
Teacher Zhao Zhongxiang once said: Spring is blooming, everything is recovering, and it is the season of foraging! The fourth brother touched his round belly and made a hearty sound! Foraging only once a day made the fourth brother smile happily......
The fourth brother said while chewing the ham sausage: "Let's go? Let's go out for a bite to eat? Please? ”
Everyone was in tears, today is Welfare Day!
The third brother immediately jumped off the bed and fell to the ground: "Then eat barbecue, barbecue!" ”
The fourth brother instinctively retorted: "It's not interesting." ”
Big brother: "That hot pot, hot pot!" ”
The fourth brother retorted without thinking: "Eat that B thing? It's not interesting. ”
I pinned the hopes of everyone and felt the hot eyes of the eldest brother and the third brother:
"Or? Don't eat it? ”
Sure enough, the fourth brother immediately retorted: "Eat!" Must eat! ”
Then I asked, "Let's eat it simply, in the house, right?" ”
Fourth brother: "No, you have to go out to eat, what's the point of eating at home!" ”
Sure enough, the fourth brother who just woke up was a reverse donkey.
So in the midst of my fourteen critical rhetorical questions, the fourth brother came downstairs with us.
The fourth brother held me in his left hand and the eldest brother in his right hand: "Tsk! Tired! ”
I forcibly suppressed the emotion in my heart and launched a K.O to the fourth brother:
"Don't let the third brother say what you eat, this product won't eat the most!"
The fourth brother nodded: "Third brother, you decide, what are you going to eat?!" ”
I felt a great sense of accomplishment and whispered, "Oh yes! ”