Chapter 22: The Collapse of the Fart
Xu Wenlan didn't understand it at first, but after thinking about it carefully, she realized that what Zhu wanted to say was not "unable to remember", but "unwilling to recall".
didn't just say that to Bai Laohan, the Zhu family really regarded her as a daughter in distress, for fear that she would recall the sadness and sadness in the past.
But what did she think!
She didn't know who this original person was, and whether it had anything to do with the so-called criminal officer in the racecourse. What kind of emperor or foreigner gives a lecture, it's just nonsense and coaxing, and it can't be taken seriously at all.
Secretly stuck out her tongue, and Xu Wenlan didn't dare to say those words anymore.
Zhu Shi stroked her hair gently, and his eyes were soft, as if he couldn't see enough of it.
Facing such a gaze, Xu Wenlan's heart softened into a puddle of water.
I can't help but think in my heart, although my mother has Sister Hui'er, her own daughter, but she really sees the child she picked up as her own child.
"Mother tell you about it......" The voice was a little lower, and Zhu whispered: "This man and woman are like the east wind and the west wind, either the east wind overpowers the west wind, or the west wind overpowers the east wind - although these two people live a life, it is not to see who is stronger, but in a family, someone must be the master." It's not easy for a woman's family, she can't stand up by herself, and the man has to trample you under your feet, although we don't want to be more fierce, but we can't be scolded and beaten like your second aunt......"
couldn't help laughing out loud, Xu Wenlan hugged Zhu's waist, and buried the whole person in her arms: "Mother, I know ......"
The Zhu family is really good to her, and she is the kind of daughter she is good, not a child daughter-in-law.
If she really thinks about her being a daughter-in-law, she will never say such a thing to her, but will only teach her to be filial to her parents and obey her husband, where will she tell her that a daughter-in-law must not be too soft?
Being hugged by Xu Wenlan like this, the smile on Zhu's face became a little bigger, patting Xu Wenlan's back and shaking it gently, no longer full of sadness like just now.
Bai Yingkui entered the door, just saw the smile on his daughter-in-law's face, blinked, and then laughed: "Dabao mother, go to bed early!" ”
opened Xu Wenlan thought it was a cabinet, but they called the cabinet of the kang qin and pulled the quilt to spread the kang, Zhu Shiyuan also let Xu Wenlan sleep on the kang, Xu Wenlan resolutely did not agree, and only slept until the kang.
The Zhu family couldn't stand up to her, so they could only cover her bed with Xu Wenlan.
Next to the kangqin, although the light is out, but through a little moonlight from the outside, you can vaguely see some patterns on the kangqin, Xu Wenlan stretched out her fingers and gently traced along the petals, feeling that the carving on the kangqin is probably a peony, although it is a farmer, but also looking forward to a wealth.
With a "poof" sound, Xu Wenlan was startled, and then realized that it was Bai Shengwu farting.
The fart was loud and smelly, Xu Wenlan covered her nose and wanted to laugh.
In a trance, I still felt that she was the only one in the family in my previous life, who would have thought that a fart would suddenly sound?
Also, that big dregs of porridge is made of corn, can you not fart if you eat too much?
After thinking about it like this, Xu Wenlan felt that her stomach was a little swollen.
With a fever on her face, Xu Wenlan held back and didn't dare to fart.
I've only known each other for a few days, and although I feel like I'm close to a family, it's absolutely impossible to let her fart in front of them.
But how can this thing be held back? endured and endured, suffocated and suffocated, but in the end I still couldn't bear it.
It was also Xu Wenlan who was clever, and suddenly remembered that there was still a copper lock on the kang qin, although there was no light for a long time, but the simple style just made Xu Wenlan look at it several times.
The lock hung on the cabinet, and she could kick it as soon as she lifted her foot - and kicked the lock, and with a "clang", who could hear her fart?
Biting her lip, Xu Wenlan quietly stretched her foot out of the quilt, gritted her teeth, and kicked when she raised her foot.
There was a "clang", and the copper lock hit the cabinet door, followed by a "poof......".
waited for the "clang" sound to be released, just so that everyone could hear it clearly.
"Ahh She also farted......" After a short silence, Bai Shengwu jumped up.
was so ashamed that her face was hot, and Xu Wenlan couldn't wait to bury her head in the ground.
Bai Shengwu was still shouting loudly: "Brother, you can't just talk about me in the future......
"I know, I know, you come in quickly, ...... the wind" Bai Shengwen stretched out his hand and pulled Bai Shengwu who was in the bed.
He turned his head to look at Xu Wenlan again, although he couldn't see clearly in the dark, he knew that the little girl must have blushed.
"Actually, I farted too - don't you think it stinks?" Bai Shengwen spoke, and deliberately fanned the wind with his hand: "I think it stinks myself......"
didn't wait for Bai Shengwen to finish speaking, Zhu Shi was happy: "That's it, Dabao's fart is called stinky!" ”
Bai Yingkui was also happy: "My stomach is also swollen......" Before he finished speaking, he farted with a "poof".
Bai Shengwu was happy, jumping around the kang, and deliberately pouting his ass: "I also fart, I also put - ah......"
With a painful cry, he fell down and pressed on Bai Shengwen, but it was Xu Wenlan who was angry with him and deliberately shouted and tripped him with his foot.
When he saw him pressing on Bai Shengwen's body, showing his ass barely, Xu Wenlan suddenly became happy: "Bare-ass doll-"
Twisting her neck a little proudly, she deliberately dragged out her voice.
Bai Shengwu immediately blushed, didn't say a word, slipped into the quilt, and shouted again: "Brother, you are so cunning, why don't you take off your cotton pants?" ”
In these years, where is there any underwear for children to wear, most of the children are naked and wear cotton pants directly, and at night they take off and go directly into the bed.
Bai Shengwen was wearing cotton pants abnormally today, which would be broken by Bai Shengwu, and his face was a little warm, but he refused to let Bai Shengwu pull it.
"Don't make trouble, don't make trouble......"
The Zhu probe slapped Bai Shengwu on the head: "If you don't sleep yet, if you make any more trouble, I'll drive you out and let Huang Daxian bite-"
smiled and hated his eldest son: "Can you sleep comfortably in cotton pants?" Tomorrow's mother will tear the cloth to make underwear for you - how old is ......?"
The last sentence made Bai Shengwen ashamed to bury his face in the quilt, and refused to speak again, even Xu Wenlan couldn't help but secretly laugh.
The little boy knows that he is shy!
I felt embarrassed just now, but I didn't feel so ashamed to be so troubled by Bai Shengwu.
On the contrary, I feel that I am really funny to the extreme, and if I can go back to modern times, I will be a ready-made joke.
Thinking about herself, she couldn't help but laugh out loud, Xu Wenlan's smile, the whole family laughed, and for a while, the dark hut looked particularly warm in the laughter.
In a daze, Xu Wenlan gradually fell asleep.
I don't know how long I slept, and I woke up suddenly, only to hear someone screaming outside: "Still sleeping, sleeping, this is going to sleep until three poles in the sun?!" When you get up, the pigs will starve to death......"