I went back to the house, Zhang Yunhao was standing at the door looking at me, there was a jaw-dropping smell, I closed the door and said go to sleep, this time there was really trouble, Zhang Yunhao looked at the jade pendant in my hand and asked what it was, he wanted to see, I said the ghost sent it, you see, Zhang Yunhao took the jade pendant and looked at it over and over, and praised: "It's really a good thing, the real jade, and there is a faint ghost atmosphere, I'm afraid it's rare!" ”

After putting the jade pendant into the wooden box and locking it, I told Zhang Yunhao the origin of the water saint, and then discussed with him how to deal with it. I said it's not that easy, the little ghost can move, it's lightning fast, it's not so stupid for you to cut him.

After discussing for a long time, naturally nothing came of it, and because we were busy for nearly half the night, we were also tired, and the words gradually became less, so we decided to go to bed, and we will talk about something tomorrow.

I closed my eyes and said, "Whew!" With a bang, Zhang Yun sat up suddenly, I was awakened and asked if he had a ghost again? He said no, it felt a little strange, I was very depressed, rubbed my eyes and sat up, I said I might as well tell you something, in fact, I slept with girls before, that was one of my netizens, we went to the hotel to open a room on the night we met, in fact, I really wanted to talk to her about that, but I was timid, I wanted to do it, and I didn't dare to take action. My female netizen is also very pure, put a cup between us, and said that you are not allowed to come. I really didn't cross the thunder pool half a step, but I always felt that there was one thing I didn't do, and I panicked, so I sat up from the bed from time to time, and my female netizen asked me what's wrong, and I said, I can't sleep, it feels a little strange...... Speaking of this, I looked at Zhang Yunhao and asked, "Are you in the same state of mind as I did then?" ”

Zhang Yunhao immediately opened his eyes and asked, "What happened later?" Have you ever her? I said in frustration: "Last Mao, I'm too honest, I didn't touch her one night." Zhang Yunhao cut off, said I don't believe it, I said believe it or not, in short, I felt that I was quite useless later, and I have been regretting it. Zhang Yunhao said yes, think about it, people are willing to sleep in the same bed with you, they must be willing to do that with you, you are still a decent gentleman, pretending to be pure, I guess your female netizen will not ask you to meet again in the future, right?

I didn't expect this kid to analyze so thoroughly and speak so accurately, I said okay, the hero doesn't mention the courage of the year, you give me honesty, don't sit up from the bed at every turn, and be shocked! Zhang Yunhao said that he suddenly thought of a very strange thing, I asked him what it was, he looked at me and asked, "Why did you say that little ghost only attacked me but not you?" ”

Do I need to say that? He sees that you are a jig, so of course he attacks you.

"Be serious!" Zhang Yunhao said solemnly: "I think this must be strange. ”

I said don't be weird, you were playing the piano at the time, and he knew that you were not good for him, so of course he came to attack you. Zhang Yunhao said: "I don't think so, do you say it's because you have a yin and yang knife on your body?" "I said probably. Zhang Yunhao asked again: "What about the spirit talisman that the little goddess gave you?" "I said on my body, I originally planned to give it to Uncle Huang Shi, but he didn't want it, I only kept it for myself. Zhang Yunhao slapped his thigh and shouted: "That's right, I think it's because you have a spirit rune in your hand, why did that little ghost go to your mother instead of you, because I was afraid of the spirit rune on your body." ”

Makes sense. I took the talisman out of my trouser pocket and put it in front of my eyes to look at it, is this piece of paper really that magical? Zhang Yunhao took the spirit rune and looked at it, saying that this spirit rune is not simple, and at a glance, he knew that it came from the hands of a master, and it could drive away ghosts and avoid evil. I firmly believe in his words, because this spirit talisman was given to me by Zhong Ling'er, and I am afraid that it was painted by Divine Lady Li, and the things given by such a famous and powerful person are naturally real guys. I quickly got out of bed, Zhang Yunhao asked me what I was doing, I said to give this talisman to my mother, while talking opened the door, came to the door of my mother's bedroom, was about to knock on the door, suddenly thought that it was so late, I went to knock on the door, it would disturb the old man's rest, so he spit out a mouthful of saliva, and pasted the talisman on the door.

Zhang Yunhao followed out and asked you what you are doing, why did you put the talisman on your mother's door, do you suspect that your mother is also a ghost? I kicked it over and said what kind of thing are you talking about, if my mother is a ghost, I'm not a little ghost anymore? I'm sticking this talisman to this door, won't the ghost be able to enter? Zhang Yunhao suddenly realized, said I can't see that Brother Dao, you are quite filial, I said that, filial piety is the foundation of people, if a person does not know how to be filial, can it still be called a person? The sheep has the grace of kneeling and the crow has the righteousness of feeding, and it is a human being. Zhang Yunhao nodded solemnly and said, "Well, it seems to make a lot of sense." ”

When we got to bed, we discussed again, since the rune had such a great effect, should we get more runes? And since you want to get a spirit rune, you have to go to Zhong Ling'er.

Finally found a reason to go to see Zhong Ling'er, and I was so excited that I couldn't sleep all night.

Later, I fell asleep in a daze.

The next day, we were woken up by our mother.

When I came to the house, I wanted to give the talisman to my mother, and asked her to take it with me in the future, but when I came to the door of my mother's bedroom, I found that the talisman was missing, and I was about to ask my mother, but my mother spoke first, saying that the child is really naughty now, and I don't know which guy posted a talisman in front of the door yesterday, if she knew who did it, she had to chop off his hand!

Zhang Yunhao and I looked at each other, swallowed what we wanted to say, and asked after a while: "What about Zhang Fu?" Where is it? "Mother said it was burned.

After eating, my mother asked me to herd the cattle, I thought to myself that I was going to see Zhong Ling'er, how could I still be in the mood to herd the cattle? But my mother's fate is hard to disobey, I am the youngest in the family, who will herd the cattle if I don't herd them? But if I herd the cattle, I won't go to Zhong Ling'er, and I'm worried that if I leave, the cows will be too naughty and go to steal the crops.

However, the solution is always figured out. My cattle are ploughing cattle with a small wooden stick through their noses that they can be led with a rope. I found two very long ropes and asked Zhang Yunhao to drive.

As soon as Zhang Yunhao jumped into the car, his mother came out and enthusiastically kept him: "Child, are you leaving?" Since you're here, I'll play for a few more days. Zhang Yunhao was stunned, looked at me, and was at a loss for a while, I said that the people hadn't left yet, but just drove to accompany me to herd cattle. Only then did the mother come to her senses, and said with a smile: "That's good, that's good, you'll always play here, and then leave when Xiaodao goes to study." "Zhang Yunhao asked me where to study, I said a very broken second-rate heavy university, Zhang Yunhao sighed, said that it was not bad, it was a heavy book.

I drove the cow into a deserted and overgrown soil on the side of the road, and asked Zhang Yunhao to stop the car, and he jumped out of the car and said that your mother just said that, I am embarrassed to stay at your house anymore. I said that my mother had no other meaning, thinking that you were leaving, so she kept you, she wanted you to stay in my house longer, let you accompany me, I took out the rope and asked him to help, we put the rope between the noses of the two cows, and tied the other end of the rope to a big tree next to the soil, after drying, I clapped my hands and smiled: "I'm so smart, now the cow is fine to stay here for a day." ”

After getting into the car, we came to Zhong Ling'er's house again, I told the Water Saint Son and the events of last night, and asked her for the spirit talisman, Zhong Ling'er's face was very heavy, looked at us and asked, "You really saw the Water Saint Son?" "Zhang Yunhao said Of course I saw it, you see that my forehead was still injured by the Water Sage.

"Fart!" I scolded, "That's my mom who hurt me." ”

"Oh," Zhang Yunhao hurriedly said, "I was wrong, your mother did it, by the way, why did your mother hit me on the head with a stone at that time?" ”

I was very angry, I didn't discuss this matter last night, and when I came to Zhong Ling'er today, I came to turn over my hatred, and I just swept my face, so I said angrily that the water saint didn't hurt him? Like air, my mom was supposed to hit a ghost with a rock, and it ended up hitting you.

"Yes, that's the case!" Zhang Yunhao said to Zhong Ling'er: "After we say this, you should believe us, and you also know the power of the Water Holy Son, right?" We're here today to get some talismans from your old man......"

"People don't get old." I hurriedly reminded Zhang Yunhaozi. Zhang Yunhao continued: "People are not old, they are old ......"

"Don't sing and harmonize, and the tone is smooth," Zhong Ling'er asked coldly, "What do you want to do here?" ”

I preemptively said, "I'm here to ask you for advice on how to deal with the Water Saint." ”

Zhong Ling'er asked Zhang Yunhao rhetorically: "Ordinary things can't hurt the Water Sage Son at all, since the Water Sage Son choked your neck, how did you get out later?" ”