Chapter 57: Who's the Heroine?
(Yuna Bar) yes... Did the girl really come home? (Yuna's mother-in-law said)
That's right. I wanted to keep her... But Fei Hong said that it was best for her to stay with her father.
That's right, it's much better than this rootless ping. (Ya Cha Su said)
Not... Although she is usually very noisy, she still feels a little lonely when she leaves.
(somewhere in the bar) All of them are very disappointed... If I'm gone, I'm so lonely. I'm going to leave you alone for a while... Let me give you a good idea of how much I mean to you!
Where's the most important guy, though? That split man! Went to the bathroom? He is... Hiding in the toilet alone, enduring grief, hiding your face and crying? (Guilan looks at Feihong)
(inside the bar) Ah... Why did things turn out like this? (Fei Hong touches his head)
(You can't even cry and swollen your eyes, do you?) Hee-hee! )
Something is wrong. That important part of me... It's really swollen.
Belch... Don't touch me with your dirty hands. Don't compare mine to you, how old do you think I am. (Liang Kuan scolded)
When you get sick, who infects you?
Don't put me with you, I won't take any chances. (Ya Cha Su shouts)
(That bastard...) Now the point is that I'm gone, where is he swollen? )
It can't be that you're thinking too much, right? It was that big.
(Back to the previous topic)
No... It's supposed to be an exaggerated guy.
(Hey!) The more you say it, the more you go too far! )
Good evening! Everybody! (Yizhen said)
Sister, why are you dressed like this? (Il-jeong wears a red dress)
Ahhh The store where I work now is holding an event, and everyone has to dress like this when they work.
What kind of event is that? Why do you do this kind of activity?
Because of men's delusions, of course.
Feihong, what's wrong with you?
It's over, I'm going to be at this age...
Yes... It's useless for you to ask him anything now.
He misses Guilan so much... I'm so sorry I reminded her of that.
(That's right, it's this kind of topic, worthy of the eldest sister)
I heard that Guilan is gone, and I thought you must be very lonely, so I brought this today. Drink it and forget about it! (Yizhen takes out a bottle of brandy)
(Oops?) Eldest sister? )
Wow! This wine is very expensive! Where did you get it? (Ya Cha Su asks)
Stealing from the store... The boss gave...
(It's not...) Isn't that right... Forget everything? Are you going to forget me? )
Didn't people say that only by forgetting the past can we move forward... Let all the nasty things flow away with the alcohol... Phenom.
(Nasty thing?) Does he have something nasty? )
It's hard... Because it's right on me.
(Do you only think about that kind of thing?) )
She will definitely live well, and as long as she lives, she will be able to meet again. (Yuna's mother-in-law said)
(Old woman, no one asks you)
Come, drink.
Yes... Thank you. (Ya Cha Su said)
For me, she's not there but she's a lot cleaner. (Angel said)
(What!) Sow! )
I thought she was duplicating my role.
(Who repeats it to you!) )
Everyone should see the cute foreigner characters.
No, you're not cute at all. (Ya Cha Su said)
But it really feels so lonely. I don't know when I already regarded her as a sister. I've always wanted a sister. Ah Kuan was forced by me to dress up as a girl when he was young, and he was often scolded by my father.
(Big sister...) Whining! )
Right, Liang Kuan?
How lonely it is to be invincible! How empty is invincibility! (Liang Kuan listens to the music and sings)
(Listen!) )
But... Why are you going to take the first step... Dad!
(It turned out to be her dad?) )
Personally, is there a better hospital near here? (Fei Hong said)
(This is indeed a personal matter for you.) )
Not... The hospital in front of downtown Foshan. I heard that the doctor there is a beautiful woman. (Ya Cha Su said)
Are you sure? That would only make the situation worse.
(Get out of here, Uncle Dead!) )
That girl who spoke with a mantra is now outdated! That character is definitely deliberately made, and he will definitely speak very standard Mandarin! (Angel said)
(You're a deliberately created character, aren't you?) )
Feed! Miss Angell! I've heard it from now, you're going too far! Stop criticizing the dead, it's too much! (Yizhen scolds)
(Hey!) I'm not dead! )
In my opinion, you're clichéd when you're full of tongues! I don't understand it at all! Right, ah wide?
Alone in the pinnacle... The cold wind kept blowing, and my loneliness... Who can understand me.
(Hey...) You have to listen to others. )
If nothing else, what's next for you? You two men continue to do Bao Zhilin?
I don't know how that female doctor is! Should I go... What to do...
(Who cares about you!) )
Yes? It doesn't matter how many people there are. Originally, I was the only one.
It's not... That was not what I meant. Actually, there was a person who wanted to be Bao Zhilin before. It should be mistaken for me as the boss, she left her resume and photo. (Tooth Rub Su takes out a piece of paper)
What a resume... I think this is a photo of a blind date. (Angel said)
Ah! It's beautiful! (Yizhen sighs)
(Woooooooo I can't see. )
Cen Huihui... The experience is very prominent, the family has been in the brocade for generations... After leaving the imperial court, he changed careers to become a Jinyi Guard killer. (Suddenly there are sounds around)
Jinyi Guard Killer? Well?
Woo whoa, aaaa Thief! There are thieves! Who are you? (Ya Cha Su asks)
Ten years of life and death are boundless, thousands of graves are thousands of miles long, and it is expected that the soul of this life will be broken... The moon shines on Songgang alone... It's time to change the heroine. Hello everyone, I'm Baozhi Lin Cen Huihui.
But I don't have a lot of skills, but I do things absolutely unambiguously. Just like Adam and Eve, the boss is paired with a beautiful secretary, no matter what you do, the presence of the heroine is indispensable.
The girl in the white robe is outdated, not to mention the foreign aunt, once she becomes an old woman, she often can't tell the male or female.
Got it? From today onwards, it's me. Next is the female brocade guard... Ay? Brocade Guard? Killer Jinyi... Yes! Just use this! It's the time of Jinyiwei! Yes... Wrong!
(It's verbose.) )
That's it, Feihong... Please marry me... Yes.. No... Please let me join Bao Chilin...
Your little white face repeats Liang Kuan, don't use... Belch!
The team is a collective, and individuality is very necessary. The most important thing to highlight your personality is the first impression, and the most taboo thing is imitation. For example, keep your hair short or bring a big weapon or something like that, so that your back looks different, and you can do it next time. (Fei Hong said)
(He speaks in the same tone as the acting author of the novel.) )
Then you won't have anything to say... That's all right, right? Are you glad you humiliated me like this? But I'm M, and I'm having fun. I'm M and you're S, so you don't need anyone else, right? (Shum Huihui asked)
I'm sorry, but I'm actually M too. (Ya Cha Su said)
(Xiaohui, you're M!) )
Boom!!
Stinky girl! I didn't say anything just now, I didn't expect you to think you were the heroine as soon as you came up! (Angel grabs Cen Huihui's hair)
It hurts, it hurts!!
It's not that easy to mix up here!
(Angel, you... )
I don't know when you came out, I was already in Chapter 4 long before you appeared! The heroine of this novel should be me!
(Absolutely not.) )
Shut up, you foreign aunt who didn't play at all and didn't play on the grass at all! If I can fly on the grass, I will definitely be able to have the functions of the three attributes of Jinyiwei, Little White Face, and Flying on the Grass.
(It's not good at all.) )
You two stop arguing! If Guilan sees you like this, she will be very sad! And I've been around since the first chapter!
(Oops?) Eldest sister? The eldest sister also wants to be the heroine? )
What! My face is more distinctive! Hee-hee! In terms of characters, you have the least appearances, right? Hee-hee! (Angel said)
(What is "hee-hee"?) Mantra? Just "hee"! Don't come out until now to steal the show. )
It's not that the contour is as deep as possible, your face is too contoured.
What the!
Don't think you're amazing when you appear in the first chapter... Jinyi guards kill.
(Please unify your mantras.) )
But after all, I've been in the first chapter, and I've been in the most appearances.
(Sister, you still haven't learned my mantra...) )
What do you really want? Please don't spoil my good deeds.
I like to fly... Second only to gloves. (Yizhen said)
That's the number one? Hee-hee! I just like myself, so I don't want to lose. I wouldn't like that kind of guy who is good for nothing! I just want to increase my chances of showing my face! Hee-hee! (Angel asks)
Get out of here, Jinyi Guard!
Feed... Feed... Calm down. If the quarrel goes on like this, it will be endless. Let's listen to our men's opinions. (Ya Cha Su said)
(What's the opinion?) )
From my man's point of view, in order to be a heroine, three conditions must be met. That's...
Cheek!
Stature!
Personality!
(I didn't...) )
In that case, you can go back to your home country first. (Ya Cha Su says to Angel)
Be careful that I slaughter you.
The two of you are left. The faces are not bad... But more importantly, the figure, if you want to be the heroine, you have to be convex and backward! The big place is big, the small place is small, and the figure must be attractive!
(That's the point of view of the lewd uncle at all.) )
So... I'm going to start judging you two.
Bang!!! (One Zhen and one punch to fly teeth and wipe Su)
Both of you are qualified. At last... Belch... Not... It's personality, right? (Fei Hong said)
You tell me the final decision.
That's what you said... Jinyi guards kill.
Beam... Liang Kuan... Get up... Beam width. Personality is something you bring up, and of course it's up to you to review it.
Not... (Liang Kuan rubs his eyes)
Gloria Tang... Gloria Don will do. (Elizabeth's new stage name)
Boom!!! (Fei Hong and the two are beaten out of the bar)
You come with me to the bridge, and we'll divide the ranks.
Just what the doctor ordered.
Fly... Fei Hong...
What's up?
I said, why are we around... Can't find a decent woman.
That's right.
I still think... Guilan is the best fit for us.
That's right.
What the hell, you're really bad. Asked people to go back, and now I feel lonely again.
Hum! That's why I hate men, they're all selfish ghosts!
Feed! Tell me about them! (Yun'er's mother-in-law looks at Guilan sitting in the bar)
I'm so sorry, I didn't have lordosis.
Ahhh You don't have to say it. Only I can work with you, so I'm the best actress.
You were just picking out a mascot, right? Come in and eat with me.