I asked her, "Who do you want to go with us?" ”

Li Yingxue said: "It's the guy you looked for last time, looking at numerology." ”

I was a little stunned, let my brother with facial paralysis go with us?

I laughed and said, "Don't be kidding, that guy is very desperate to let him go with us, it's impossible, even if he is killed, I don't think he will come." ”

Li Yingxu's attitude was very firm: "I have to be with him, the two of us will go in, and we won't find anything at all, don't you want to save the fat man?" ”

She hit me directly, of course I can't save the fat man, but I want my facial paralysis brother to go to the haunted house with us? I think it's probably harder than saving the fat man.

She saw that I was very hesitant, so she asked me what was wrong, I scratched my head and said: "You don't know the person who is paralyzed, he is a well-known timid and afraid of things in the whole Liuli factory, not to mention letting them go in with us, even if I asked him to come around here, it is estimated that he is not willing to come, this matter is not easy to do." ”

She shrugged and said, "Then it's up to you to deal with it, I'll go find a place to live first." ”

We found a hotel nearby, and after opening the room, I called my brother with facial paralysis.

Sure enough, after clarifying where we were, he asked me vigilantly: "Lao Chen, are you going to that fucking haunted house in Xicheng?" ”

I hurriedly lied to him and said, "What are you talking nonsense, that place, what did I do in the past, I came here to collect a good thing, you hurry up and take a look, you promise to like it!" ”

He was still very careful: "Nonsense, is there a place in the whole capital that can produce antiques?" I've been fucking gone, Lao Chen, tell me honestly, what the hell did I do in the past? ”

I said, "You still don't fucking believe in Lao Tzu?" Come and see! If there is no antique, my head you cut off and kick it as a ball! ”

He said it when I swore a poisonous oath, and then I sent him the address.

hung up the phone, I still didn't feel at ease, so I asked Li Yingxue to buy something, rope or something, seeing the performance of my facial paralysis brother, if it was soft, then I could only come hard.

Things were ready, others also arrived, and when I entered the door, I closed the door with a "snap", and the old fox saw that the situation was not right, and immediately hid in the corner: "Lao Chen, we are old friends, what are you going to do?" ”

I laughed and said, "Let you come today, accompany us to that haunted house." ”

Brother Facial Paralysis immediately looked desperate: "Grass! Lao Tzu knew that it was not good! What the fuck are you doing in that haunted house? If you want to go yourself, Lao Tzu won't go to death! ”

I said, "Don't be so ruthless! We did this to save the fat man, and he was in that haunted house. ”

Brother Facial Paralysis still didn't believe what I said: "You don't give Lao Tzu nonsense, the fat man is not a fucking idle egg, what are you running in there if you have nothing to do?" ”

I didn't believe him, so I could only show him the previous correspondence record between No. 88 and us, and say, "Look at it yourself." ”

After reading these things, Brother Facial Paralysis raised his head and asked me in confusion: "Lao Chen, you tell the truth to Lao Tzu, are you in trouble?" ”

I didn't tell him all the ins and outs of what happened, but I said, "It's true, but don't worry, we won't drag you in, you just need to follow us into that haunted house." ”

"You let Lao Tzu take your life to accompany you into the haunted house, and you still said that you won't pull Lao Tzu up?" Brother Facial Paralysis was a little angry: "Lao Chen, I'll tell you, something is wrong with that haunted house, if you really want to go in, I'll introduce you to a few masters, I can accompany you in, my line is too shallow, and I will accompany you to death when I go in!" ”

I looked at Li Yingxue and wanted to hear her opinion, in fact, what Brother Facial Paralysis said I also mentioned to her before, after all, Facial Paralysis is a halfway monk, to talk about professional knowledge and skills, I know several more than him, but Li Yingxue doesn't know what's wrong, that is, the requirement must be Brother Facial Paralysis to go, and no one else can go.

Sure enough, Li Yingxue shook her head and said, "No, he has to go, no one else can." ”

Brother Facial Paralysis looked desperate: ", I really don't know how to mess with you two masters, in this way, it's okay if you want me to go in, you have to make it clear what we're doing when we go in, right?" ”

I saw that he was relieved, and was about to say something to perfunctory him, but I didn't expect Li Yingxue to immediately say: "Let's go in and have a look, we have to see what we have come across, so we can know what we are going to do." ”

Brother Facial Paralysis resisted even more, I also understand, Li Yingxue means that she doesn't know what's going on inside yet, and a few of us go in with our heads stuffed and die!

Although he didn't say this explicitly, the facial paralysis brother must have understood the meaning of the words, so he said: ", I haven't figured out anything, so let Lao Tzu go to death?" Don't go, don't go! I'm not going to kill me! ”

I saw him like this, and it wouldn't work if he didn't come hard, so I leaned over and said, "Brother, do you remember, you received a jade Buddha before?" ”

He became vigilant and asked me: "Lao Chen, let's talk about things and talk about things, don't think about threatening me with that!" ”

That Jade Buddha, speaking of fate, was originally going to sell it to me, but was later cut off halfway by the paralyzed brother, but our relationship is not bad, I don't care, he spent nearly 700,000 yuan to take that thing down.

As a result, within two days of holding it in my hand, I found out that it was a fucking fake! Take it for a check, good fellow, it's a replica!

Brother Facial Paralysis is full of regrets, this kind of thing is a trivial matter, and he is not short of hundreds of thousands, but if this matter is spread out, who will dare to come to him to do antique business in the future?

700,000 goods can be seen, so who can let him see those things that are millions at every turn?

So after this incident, Brother Facial Paralysis told me not to talk about it, or he didn't want to do that little business in the future, looking at his diligence, I don't know that I thought we were in love.

I laughed and said, "Oh, I'm not going to talk about it, but what if one day I drink too much and brag to someone, I leak it?" You can't blame me then, brother! ”

Brother Facial Paralysis gritted his teeth and said, "Your uncle's Chen Ming, why did Lao Tzu plant your hands?!" ”

He struggled for a long time and said: "Okay, okay, it's not just a broken house, Lao Tzu can go in with you, but I have one condition, I must let me do all the preparations before entering." ”

Li Yingxue threw him a bank card and said, "There is some money in here, give you two days to prepare everything." ”

I looked at it, isn't that fucking Lao Tzu's card, I used it for Li Yingxue before, thinking that she just came to the capital, there must be a lot of things to prepare, why did this fucking fall on Brother Facial Paralysis.

Brother Facial Paralysis put the card away and said, "It's about the same, okay, you two wait here, I'll go, it won't take two days, I'll be back in the evening." ”

At about seven o'clock in the evening, I saw two off-road vehicles parked downstairs in the hotel, and my facial paralyzed brother called me to go down and move things.

I went down to take a look, my jaw was about to drop, my grandmother, the whole two cars of things, the hotel owner came out, asked us if we needed a warehouse, he rented it to us cheaply.

I hurriedly sent him away, pulled my facial paralysis aside and asked, "What is this?" So much? ”

He said: "Lao Chen, what the hell you are going to is a ghost mansion, and such things are few." ”

I looked at the things in the two cars and wondered: "Can you stop doing so much of this thing, let's just be a person, and before others get in, they will be dragged down by things, what's the matter?" ”

He patted me and said, "Don't worry, I know in my heart, these things are all spare, if we go in, we don't have to bring so many things." ”

After moving the things, the paralyzed brother took out three strange schoolbags and said, "Let's put all our things here, this bag was bought by me from the master, and it has been opened, three thousand one." ”

That's nearly 10,000 yuan, my heart is dripping blood, and my brother with facial paralysis buys some strange things, what rice, stick noodles, and two live chickens, in short, everything.

We packed up all afternoon, finally put things in order, and took advantage of the evening, packed our bags, and headed for the haunted house.