So, I just opened my mouth.

I said that this prince is not an ordinary prince.

Xiaohu is too cooperative with me, especially fake, "Huh? "Yes.

I went on to say that the prince written by Gu Long was actually a man with a thousand faces. He usually stays in the palace as a prince, is gentle and elegant, and cares about the people's welfare. But in the later stage of the plot development, everyone found out that he was actually the hidden boss in the whole story, and it turned out that the emperor's incompetent image was planned by him. At night, he takes on a different look. He pretended to be different and burned and looted everywhere, killed people at night, went to track down the real culprit during the day, injured someone at night, went to treat that person during the day, ransacked the village with a horse team at night, and went to disaster relief during the day. Do you know why?

Xiaohu wanted to speak and stopped, shaking his head gently.

I said, "Actually, it's because he's forgotten how to be himself!" ”

Xiaohu exclaimed: "Gu Long's thinking is really cool. ”

I said of course, the world says martial arts, martial arts. Jin Yong writes about martial arts, Gu Long writes about chivalry, and Jin Yong writes about superb fight scenes, a broad world view and historical knowledge. The world of Gu Long is fragmented, but the emphasis is on the inner portrayal of the characters, and the chivalrous people crisscross the rivers and lakes, sacrificing their selflessness, so people who watch Gu Long know better what chivalry is.

Xiaohu said: "Have you heard Lao Luo's quotations? ”

I said, "What quotation, haven't you heard of it?" ”

Xiaohu said: "Lao Luo is a teacher in New Oriental, his lectures are funny, there are recordings of him on the Internet, I heard him say a joke that Gu Long is a hooligan." ”

Then Xiaohu said that Gu Long generally writes books in this style, and the novel begins:

The first line is the word "wind".

Two words in the second line: "Cold wind." ”

Three words in the third line: "The cold wind blows." ”

At first, everyone thought that this style of writing was cool, but later I found out that Taiwan's publishing houses paid by line, so this kind of writing method charged three lines of manuscript fee for 6 words, which is really a hooligan.

After listening to it, I said: "This old Luo is very funny, he is so good, wait for me to search on the Internet." ”

Speaking of Gu Long's interesting story, I also remembered a joke, so I told Xiaohu:

Gu Long has a friend named Lin Qingxuan, Gu Long wrote a novel and serialized it in Lin Qingxuan's newspaper for more than two years, and the end is still far away. Lin Qingxuan really couldn't stand it, but Gu Long said: "There are more than 100 characters in this novel, and there are too many to write, and you may never finish it." So Lin Qingxuan wrote an ending and published it in the newspaper: The protagonist convened a martial arts conference, posted heroic posts all over the place, and invited all martial arts figures to the Shaolin Temple to elect the leader of the martial arts alliance. After that, explosives were planted under the Shaolin Temple, killing everyone. Since then, the martial arts have returned to peace. Finish.

There are comings and goings, Gu Long wrote another novel, and there was a character called "Qingxuan Daochang", who was a monk in Wudang since he was a child, but he burned, killed, and plundered, did not abide by the rules, and was finally beheaded for public display, and hung on the city wall for three days and three nights......

I got to the highlights, suddenly turned my head, looked at the proprietress who was listening to the lecture with relish and said, you don't watch a good series, what are you staring at the two of us?

The big fat girls moved their butts stupidly, and they didn't watch the series anymore, and asked me, "What are you eating?" ”

I said two army fried rice, Xiaohu said don't two, let's eat one, I said can you eat enough?

Xiaohu said: "I have a small amount of food. ”

I ordered another 10 beef skewers and 10 lamb skewers, as well as two grilled dried tofu rolls.

After the proprietress left, Xiaohu said to me: "It turns out that I don't think I have too much food, but since I lived in the dormitory, I found that they can eat better than me, and I will order a small steamed bun in the canteen, but I see that Tian Xue is the same steamed bun, flower roll, and bean bun." And I'll always have leftovers and then pour them out, but they can eat them all. ”

I said, "No wonder you're so thin, it's because you eat less." ”

Xiaohu asked me, "What about you, why are you so thin?" ”

I said that I ate a lot, and I couldn't stand it, so I learned two things from Xiaohu about eating with my fourth brother and second brother. I said that every time there is a fourth brother at the dinner table, you have to stare at the table with all your attention, and if you don't see it clearly, you will suspect that you have not served the food. When you eat with your second brother, you have to have an Olympic heart, as long as you eat slower than him, he will eat yours.

Xiaohu covered his mouth and kept laughing, saying that the two of them were too weird. I said what is this, it is understandable that they did this, the real bastards are Xiaobei and Li Laosan, and then I told her the origin of Xiaobei's nickname of cold big pills, and how the third brother stayed out of this bad food chain, and left as soon as he said, without the patriotic spirit of solidarity and mutual assistance.

While talking and laughing, the food also came up, Xiaohu asked for a small plate, dialed a small plate of fried rice for himself, and then stumbled over some special hot sauce made by the store, we ate it, ate and ate, I mustered up my courage, and threw my face into the night, and then took the bowl to the seat next to Xiaohu, Xiaohu looked at me in surprise, and couldn't stop pushing me: "What are you going to do, go back to you!" ”

I said, "It's not convenient for me to hold the string over there, the signing head is facing me, and my hands are still short." ”

Xiaohu took a breath helplessly, but there was a faint smile on his face, although it was put away in an instant, but it was still captured by me.

Xiaohu whispered and muttered to himself: "Shameless." ”

Xiaohu continued: "Actually, I am quite a man in my heart. ”

I said, "What, you're mocking my sexuality?" ”

After that, I also pointed to the fat aunt who was watching the series next to me, and said secretly: "Can you be more grandfather than her?" ”

The two of us held back a laugh, and Xiaohu said, "If I were a gentleman, would you still like me?" ”

I said great, if you are gentlemen, we will go straight back to the dormitory tonight, Xiaohu looked at me and shook his head helplessly, and didn't say anything.

After a few bites, I gritted my teeth again, and I said to Xiaohu, "Will you eat with one hand?" ”

Xiaohu: "Who eats with two hands?" ”

I said no, you now belong to eating with two hands, eating with one hand is a particularly important skill, you have to be proficient, so I will grab one of Xiaohu's hands, and then take her hand to eat.

Xiaohu lowered his head and blushed: "You are really brazen to a certain extent." ”

——Dazzling youth, red dust refining heart——

The next morning, I was reading absentmindedly in the dormitory, when suddenly the door was kicked open, and I fixed my eyes on it: I'll go, isn't this the second brother!

I saw a big plastic bag in the left hand of the second brother, two bottles of two pots in the right hand, his face was red from the cold, and he shouted to me with a smile like the New Year:

"Little Five! We haven't seen each other for more than 800 years! ”

I jumped up excitedly and hugged my second brother, patted each other, and then asked excitedly with scars all over my body:

"Why are you back?"

The second brother said I didn't miss you, did I come to see you, you see what I brought you, big elbows, big roast chicken, mixed vegetables, meat floss bread, come and let us two pout a stick. The second brother put it out the same as he spoke, I looked at the two sticks and a pound of two pots, I covered my head and said Second brother, it's not that I don't give you face, do you think it's so reasonable?

The second brother stared at the little eyes intently: "You say you." ”

I said this toast to invite Mingyue, the three of them, they are so happy today, how about we have a remote meeting, let's give you a call first......

Before I could finish speaking, the second brother: "What about Mingyue?" ”

I said, "Second brother, the rhetoric I just used in the language is called quote. ”

Second brother: "Yes, then you quote Mingyue, I'll ask where Mingyue is?" ”

I feigned anger: "Quote, quote, don't you understand?" I can lead whatever I want! The wolf smoke rises, the rivers and mountains look north, the dragon rolls up and the horse hisses like frost, and the sword qi is like frost......"

Second brother: "Don't talk nonsense, hurry up!" ”

This wine is dark, and the second brother talked to me about oil painting from aesthetics, and then talked about what paper to use for painting. From law to Stalin, and then to the Industrial Revolution, and then to the Industrial Revolution, and then we fought hard for a long time about whether Li Hongzhang was a traitor and whether Jiajing was a good emperor. From the Industrial Revolution to the Xinhai Revolution, from the Xinhai Revolution to the military parade for the 50th anniversary of the founding of the People's Republic of China, the second brother said that what happened to the jeep that Boss Deng was sitting in, and told me that his family opened a gas station, and then told me that this oil was mixed with this and that, how to compensate for the car problems, what Audi, Alto, Oreo, and the army's big trucks, these things are mixed up.

After three rounds of drinking, the second brother watched me carry his own bottle and pour him wine, and the second brother said: "You are drinking too slowly, I have finished drinking, and besides, you can't sell wine!" ”

If you are not happy when I go back to my second brother, you can drink more if you are happy. The second brother said that I am happy, but Xiao Wu, if I drink more, you should not drink enough, I said second brother, you don't care if I drink enough, to be honest, I don't have any strength, this pony crosses the river, you can't always use your strength to measure others, I can drink this cup enough, you drink it quickly.

The second brother said: "Then I will be shameless as a North Korean?" ”

I said: "Second brother, I have to criticize you for this, how can it involve shamelessness when drinking between brothers, you just drink and it's over!" ”

Finally deceived the second brother to drink this half bottle of wine, I was waiting to be happy in my heart, I saw the second brother shook his head, sighed, walked to his wardrobe, and slowly opened the cabinet with the key, I suddenly had an ominous premonition that I wanted to escape from the bedroom, and sure enough, this goods took out two bottles of drunkard from the cabinet, and said Xiao Wu, I pondered and pondered, this wine our brothers did not drink to the end.

There is no doubt that this meal of wine is big!

I just remember that before I fell asleep, I called Xiaohu and couldn't remember a word of what I said.

The next day, the light woke me up like a natural sound. I picked up the alarm clock, and it was more than four o'clock when I saw it, and I was energetic again, I especially wanted to go out for a walk, so I got dressed and went downstairs, and when I went downstairs, I found that the door had not yet opened, and I thought to myself, isn't it just a gate, can it stop me? So I turned out of the toilet on the second floor, and just turned out and was caught on the spot by the security guard patrolling downstairs, the security guard said that it doesn't matter if you steal or not, the key is how to prove that you are a student of this school, I was nervous about the introduction, I said what colleges are there in Dongsen, what disciplines, who are our teachers, our law teachers are very good at stock trading, do you know? By the way, have you ever drunk with Kim Jung-sin? Also, I can sing the school song of Dongsen University, or I will sing it to you.

The two security guards waved their hands impatiently and said don't bother, do you have a student ID, take it out and see if it's over.

I slapped my thigh, isn't it, this head must have been drunk yesterday, so I quickly took out my student ID.

After pulling out thirteen tricks, I groped in my pocket in despair, who has nothing to do with a student ID!

Nervous, I saw the security guard pull out the electric baton.