Chapter 1: Labor and management celebrate their birthdays, and children give big gifts
Zhao Gao was still snoring on his Simmons big bed when he was woken up by a phone call from his son Hu Hai.
Gongzi Hu Hai shouted in a loud voice: "Zhao Gao, I'm talking to you on WeChat, why don't you ignore me, my father will be born soon, you have to help me, think about what gift to give, otherwise, hum at your own risk."
Zhao Gao asked in a daze: "Childe, don't you see that it is not very good that you have been sending red envelopes to Your Majesty on WeChat in the past few years, why do you want to change the pinch this year."
Hu Hai began to complain: "It's not the son of Fusu, and he talks to his father every day about some things that he doesn't get." Yesterday, my father gave me WeChat to ask for my salary card, saying why if I didn't die with you, the throne would not be gone to the second Qin Dynasty, I don't care anyway, I'll go to your house if my card is gone, if it weren't for you, I would be like this, ah? You're still braiding me? ”。
Zhao Gao pondered for a moment: "Since Gongzi knows His Majesty's depression, then let's prescribe the right medicine, I went to see the fourth premiere of the Women's Federation a few days ago, Iron Man can use parallel time and space to travel back to the past, then we can also travel back to the past and change history." ”。
So Zhao Hu and the others figured out how to travel back to the Qin Dynasty. Having said that, Gongzi Hu Hai himself is a person who hangs his son, not to mention Zhao Gao, who is every serious master.
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"Visit" the Wheel King in charge of the Ten Temples and ask for a way to go back to the past. Of course, in order to renovate the palace recently, Lao Shi has already emptied 6 wallets, and someone handed over the pillow while dozing off, and the unlucky Hu Hai and Zhao Gao were slaughtered and handed over 200 million Grandpa Mao in exchange for a jade wrench, as long as the Yin time on the day of the Qin Emperor's birthday, wear this jade wrench and return to the Qin Emperor's mausoleum, and silently recite the incantation: "I, the king of the wheel of the ten halls, play money, and you can return to the Qin Dynasty."
On the day of Emperor Qin's birthday, Gongzi Hu Hai got up early to meet his father. When Hu Hai saw his father, he called Emperor Qin's servant and said, "Father, isn't it your birthday soon, Gao Er and I think we won't send you red envelopes directly this year."
Before Hu Hai finished speaking, Qin Huang interrupted and said very unceremoniously: "Don't send red envelopes, you say a jb, get out."
"Father, listen to me, haven't you always been angry about the Qin Dynasty destroying me, I spent 200 million to find the old ten of the Ten Palaces for a jade wrench that can travel back to the Qin Dynasty, I and Gao Gao wear back to make up for our mistakes, and when we finish changing history and return to the birthday of our father, it will be the greatest gift to my father." Emperor Qin smiled at the corner of his mouth and said, "Son, you take out the wrench and show it to me."
We stupid Haihai took out a big treasure from his crotch and put the wrench in Emperor Qin's hand.
Emperor Qin asked again: "Hu Hai, how can you use this thing?" ”。 Hu Hai heard his father ask him what he was doing, and he didn't think much about it, and he said it all in one go.
After hearing this, Emperor Qin shouted: "There is a spaceship." Before Hu Hai could react, he was knocked unconscious by his own father.
At this moment, Zhao Gao was anxiously looking for his son Hu Hai, who completely forgot the time, and thought to himself: "MMP, this stupid Hu Hai is too unreliable."
The perspective shifted to the Mausoleum of Qin Shi Huang, our Qin Emperor was already sitting on the throne, and as soon as the yin hour came, the Qin Emperor recited a spell and disappeared.
When Fusu found out that his father was gone, he found Hu Hai's classmate who had fainted on the ground in the Qin Emperor's Palace, and Fusu found that his younger brother had fainted, so he slapped Hu Hai and beat him.
At this time, the two of them knew that something was wrong, and the Qin Emperor took the jade wrench finger back to the Qin Dynasty.