Chapter 84: The Zuo Family (4)
Miss Yizhen, what is this? (Granny says)
Barbecued pork rice.
Barbecued pork rice has always been my specialty. I think I've reached the limit and can't go any further. According to Xiaoting's mother-in-law, after the improvement, there has been such a dramatic change, and the cooking is really profound.
My specialty dish has increased a lot, but the fish has failed a bit, and it still lacks the heat. Mother-in-law Xiaoting, teach me more! I want to make the dishes on the table more colorful. (Yizhen said)
Bang!!
(Xiaoting's mother-in-law overturns the table)
Are you using my kitchen as the epicenter of an explosion?
Yes, for the young wife, the kitchen is like a battlefield, indeed the center of the explosion.
I didn't mean that, it's all mushy! It's pitch black! Do you think this is the underworld? How many times do you have to say it to understand! Can't even cook a decent dish, and want to join the Zuo family? You're not even close!
Mother-in-law Xiaoting, you are also the teacher who trained me how to be a bride, and now you are lifting the table and doing it, is it a little inappropriate?
(Yizhen uses chopsticks to hold Xiaoting's mother-in-law's ruler)
(My best "abuse technique", which has caused countless servants to go insane, didn't work for her...) Terrible... It's horrible... If she is really allowed to marry into the Zuo family, it will definitely threaten me, an old woman.
Filial piety to my lord, I'm afraid it won't work according to ordinary means. She had to be kicked out of the house anyway. Otherwise, the Zuo family will perish. )
Forget it, I don't have anything more to say to you. You clean up all this garbage. It is not allowed to throw it away, these are made with the best ingredients of the Zuo family. It's your responsibility to eat them, which are good things you don't normally eat. You're best at eating dog food. (Xiaoting's mother-in-law said to Yizhen)
Grandpa, this seems to be dog food. (Yizhen said to Zuo Zongtang)
Master Zuo Zongtang!! What are you eating? (Xiaoting's mother-in-law shouted)
It's such a waste, you can still eat it. (Zuo Zongtang said)
Regardless of whether you can eat it or not, as the master of the Zuo family, how can you do such a thing! And here's where the men stop! No one is allowed to approach until her bride training is over! (Xiaoting's mother-in-law said)
Don't be so rigid, once you get older, you can't tell whether it's an old man or an old woman. Isn't it, a chastity? (Zuo Zongtang said)
I'm a woman! And it's not about age, stinky old man! (Yizhen said)
(Zuojia Compound)
So, let me explain the rules of the game. Since you broke in by force, you have to follow the rules of our Zuo family. No comments, right? (Pei Ci said)
Yes, whatever you want, stinky boy. (Fei Hong said)
Speaking of the actual combat of the eldest young master's family, it won't be Bi Feiqi, right? (Wei Qian said)
Declare it up front, I'm doing a great game of flying chess! I'll be able to keep my pieces on every occasion, don't underestimate me! (Guilan said)
There are bowls here, please tie them somewhere on your body. The game is a six-on-six survival battle, with the entire left house in the range. As long as it's within range, you can stay anywhere. The first team to take the head of the opposing general wins.
These bowls are equivalent to heads. Whoever breaks their bowl will be out of the game. However, no matter how many bowls are broken, as long as the opponent's bowl is not broken, it is not considered a win.
On the other hand, no matter how many companions are killed, as long as your main general is still alive, it is not considered a loss. That's all the rules, and the rest is free to play. (Pei Ci said)
Even if a group of people beat one or run away together, it's no different from fighting. Listen! If it is a fixed mode of martial arts competition, maybe your left family has the advantage. But when it comes to fighting, we can't lose. (Wenhua said)
This is a tactical exercise that the Zuo family has always used. We do it once a year to boost morale and to prepare for an accident. I want to show you that the Zuo family is not just a famous family. Your vaunted experience will be completely defeated, and your naïve thoughts will be cut off once and for all. (Pei Ci said)
It just so happens that if I fight, I'll never lose. (Fei Hong said)
Wait, isn't it six against six? But there are only five of you, and you want to get away with it! (Wei Qian said)
Hey, don't look down on people! Count and I'll still be able to! I was almost deceived by you! Six-on-five... Isn't it good for us? Ay? It's in our favor, scumbag! It's beneficial! What should I do? (Guilan said)
Just... What I just said doesn't count! I didn't say anything just now, don't look down on people! (Wei Qian said)
Declare in advance that our Lord will not be among the five people of me and the four gods of the left family. Our lord will already be somewhere in the house, don't worry about the few of us, just find and defeat that person and you will win. (Pei Ci said)
Who is it... (Fei Hong said)
I can't tell you. You'd better be careful not to be found out by us. Because we're going to break all of your bowls, it doesn't matter who the Lord is. (Liu Jintang said)
What did you say!! (Fei Hong said)
Half an hour later, the game began. (Liu Jintang said)
It's so long-winded! Let's get started! (Wei Qian said)
Please prepare well. (Liu Jintang said)
Who cares about you, I'm going to rush straight over! (Guilan said)
(for a while)
Damn, you dare to threaten me, I'm so angry! I would never give Ichisada, this kind of guy! (Wei Qian said)
Well, but she doesn't belong to you. (Xiaodong said)
It's so infuriating, let's just push the Lord General out and charge! If you push it out, you can be killed at any time! (Wei Qian said)
Where's OK! Instant KO! So I'm the main general? (Liang Kuan said)
Of course, although we are unwilling, we are the apprentices of the Liang Family Martial Arts Hall after all. (Wenhua said)
That being said, it's time to find someone more powerful to be the leader... (Liang Kuan said)
Brother-in-law, don't worry, I will protect you to the death! There's a lot more I want to say, whether to come to my house at night, or to yours... (Wei Qian said)
I'm sorry for the trouble with you! (Liang Kuan said)
Don't be noisy! Where do you all tie your bowls? In this way, life and death will hang by a thread. Mr. Wenhua didn't want to lose, so he tied it to his eyes. (Xiaodong said)
Hey, do you want me to gouge out your eyeballs? (Wenhua said to Xiaodong)
If you think about what to do so much, it will naturally break when it should be broken. Just tie it up somewhere. Okay, I'll tie mine here. (Fei Hong said)
Why me! That's your plate! (Wenhua said)
Wenhua, come on! You can do it! (Xiaodong said)
Shut up, you two super sadists! (Wenhua said)
Fei Hong! I have a great idea! I'm tied to the soles of my feet so I won't be seen when I walk, right? That way, you will never be discovered! (Guilan said)
Smack...
(The sound of a bowl being trampled)
It hurts... It was as if I had stepped on something, and my foot was cut. It's broken, I can't stand up. (Guilan said)
Are you kidding? What's going on! Break the bowl before the game even starts! (Fei Hong scolds)
What can I do? What do we do? (Wei Qian said)
The game hasn't started yet, so you should be able to change it, right? (Liang Kuan said)
Then you go and change it, and ask the people of the Zuo family for a bowl! (Fei Hong said to Guilan)
Hey, wait. It is too dangerous to act alone until the tactics of the enemy are not yet known. Mr. Wei Qian is responsible for protecting the commander, and the remaining two of us are in a group to pursue the enemy's commander from different routes. (Wenhua said)
Then I'll be in a group with Fei Hong. I don't want to be in a group with the corrupt people, as long as Fei Hong and I are here, the earth will turn. (Guilan said)
I don't want to be with you either. I just don't want to see you, so let's split up... Let's go, Xiaodong. (Wenhua said)
Mr. Wenhua, those two super sadists have gone first. (Liang Kuan said)
(After a while)
Excuse me, can you lend us a bowl? (Wenhua said)
Oh, are you apprentices here? I don't remember such a handsome guy and a cute girl. Is there a party? (Zuo's maid said)
That's it. (Wenhua said)
Hey, you use this. (Wenhua said to Guilan)
I don't want it, there's soy sauce on it. Get me a cleaner one. (Guilan said)
Then I'll use this one with soy sauce, and you can use my bowl.
Don't, there's an air of corruption on it.
Nope!
Ah, that's a good bowl.
You give me enough to stop! If you hadn't broken the bowl... Tie such a big bowl like a turtle shell, how can you fight!
No, it's a very expensive bowl in a certain country. (The maid says)
If I don't give it, I won't play. Give it to me, or I'll break your soy sauce plate too!"
You guy...
(A puff of smoke suddenly appears in the sky)
The wolf smoke of war? Hey, there's no time to grind... (Wenhua said)
Forget it, just make do with this bowl. (Guilan said)
Hey, wait... My bowl! (Wenhua said)
Bang!!!
Good! Let's start with one.
(Liu Dian jumps off the roof)
Yes... Inside.. Further in... A little further in... (Zuo Zongtang said)
Grandpa, please don't move. (Yizhen said)
It's all men, what are you afraid of?
I said that I am a woman, be careful that I puncture your eardrums, stinky old man.
Hey? Is it a woman? And what about my "grandson" Zuo Peici?
You should at least remember the gender of the "grandson"!
As you get older, a lot of things don't matter. But, a chastity...
My name is Yizhen!
I didn't expect that the little girl who used to play with Peici would marry into the family... Ah, a little further in, until you can't go any further.
If you go too deep, you'll dig out important things.
You always seem to be bullied, is it okay?
Well, if you know each other like this, you are not qualified to be the daughter-in-law of the Zuo family.
Are you sure... Yizhenzai, you are always smiling, it is difficult to see your true mood. Maybe you don't want to agree to this marriage, or maybe you already have another partner. Say it. Is there something hidden ...
I have nothing to hide! I... I didn't see anything!
Ay? Ah, yes? I always thought you wouldn't be able to let go of that. That's good. The future may be bumpy, but I will support you two young people.
Grandpa, where are you going?
Looks like a couple of annoying guys are coming... I'll go take a look.
(The other side)
Boom!!
Poof!
(Guilan is beaten into the pond)
Hum! Didn't hit the bowl? (Liu Dian said)
Belch!!
(Zhang Yao jumps out of the pond and kicks Fei Guilan)
But... Don't want to get away from us... Continuous attacks. (Zhang Yao said)
Damn it! (Guilan said)
You're dead... (Kim Soon said)
Feed! This girl... It's up to me to clean it up. (Xiaodong said)
Boom!!
(Xiaodong knocked Jin Shun down with a stick)
Wow!
Uh-uh!
Kim Soon!! (Liu Dian shouted)
Bang!!
Poof!
(Wenhua kicks Jin Shun away)
Mr. Wenhua, what is that huge tortoise shell? (Xiaodong asks)
Call... This is my concession.