In my opinion, crying red envelopes is the real purpose of the band, after all, crying for so long can be exchanged for a lot of red envelopes. Therefore, when the band is crying and mourning, it is very hard, even harder than the dead father, if an uninformed person sees that scene, they will definitely mistakenly think that the person who is crying for death is dead.

Of course, not everyone in the band is like this, and some of them are out of professional ethics, crying very sadly, with unnatural expressions, and some artificial, for what purpose, perhaps only the person who is crying knows in his own heart.

Hearing this cry, Guo Fatzi held his mouth and said, "Brother Jiu, fortunately, I am carrying the coffin with you, if I accidentally enter the band, my parents will definitely strangle me, Made, crying is really sad, and I am not afraid that his father will really cry." ”

"Okay, as long as you talk a lot, your profession is different, don't speak ill of others." I glared at him.

"Brother Jiu, where are we going now? Go straight to the mourning hall or what? Stammering asked.

I was about to speak, Guo Fatzi preemptively said, "Go to the hospital, I heard that Gao Lao is in the hospital, we come to the town, we must go to see him first." ”

"You want to see Zhang Yuanyuan, right?" I glanced at him and said angrily.

"Hehe, I haven't seen the little nurse for a while, I miss her, I went to see the tall guy, and I took a look at her by the way!" When he said this, Guo Fatzi actually blushed, and I was stunned when I saw it.

"Okay, let's fulfill your wish today, let's go to the hospital first, and after dawn, let's go to see Kailu as an audience." I said and led them to the hospital, and I wanted to go to the tombstone shop and ask Ah Da about inviting the dragon, but remembering that I was just a bystander, I gave up that idea.

After a while, a few of us came to the hospital, which was very deserted, with only one nurse on duty at the front desk. Some things are so coincidental, the nurse on duty happens to be Zhang Yuanyuan, and I began to wonder if Guo Fatzi knew in advance that Zhang Yuanyuan was on duty tonight.

As soon as he entered the hospital, Guo Fatzi stared at the duty desk with his eyes and said to me: "Brother Jiu, you pay a New Year's greeting to the senior boss for me, I have something to do with the little nurse." ”

"I know you're fat, and you're not so kind to see the tall guy." I laughed and kicked him in the ass, "Be careful, we'll get down to business later." ”

"Good Ratcha!" Guo Fatzi shouted and went straight to the duty desk.

I smiled bitterly, if Guo Fatzi can really be with Zhang Yuanyuan, it will be a good thing, and the little nurse is not bad in other aspects except for that.

Then, I came to the ward with a stammer, I don't know what's going on, the big guy didn't sleep, leaning on the head of the bed and smoking, after seeing us come in, he was slightly stunned and asked, "It's not dawn yet, why did you run over?" ”

"Something happened, I don't have a place to go now, I'm going to the hospital to see you for the time being." I'll tell you the truth, I really don't have a place to go when I come to town.

"What's wrong?" He handed me a cigarette and another cigarette to the stammer.

"I was locked up by my parents and didn't let the funeral in the first month of the New Year, so I ran out." I took the cigarette, lit it, and took a deep breath.

"It's no wonder that your parents, which parent wants their children to make dead money? Don't blame your parents. The tall guy sat up.

"Don't mention it, is there any news of the funeral in the town these days?" I asked.

"It's not a big deal, it's just that this funeral is too noisy, most of the night has been singing constantly, today is a little better, last night it was called a lively ah, I don't know how many men in the town didn't sleep, all ran to the mourning hall to watch the Yan dance." The tall guy smiled bitterly and explained.

I wasn't interested in this, so I asked him, "Liu Kai's gang of eight immortals, did you make any trouble?" ”

Gao took a puff of cigarette and said in a deep voice: "I didn't make any trouble, but when the town government hung white, there was some accident, and I don't know what tricks he used, and the town government hung up white linen, it seems that we have been underestimating him, and even the town government can hang white." On this matter, the funeral owner is quite satisfied, I heard that Liu Kai was given a reward of 50,000 yuan, then Liu Kai is now wholeheartedly on this funeral, for fear of a little accident, ran to the hospital last night, let me bring you a word, if you dare to appear at the funeral, he will break your limbs, so that you can't walk in this life. ”

"Whoever dares to touch Brother Jiu, I won't let him go!" Stammered aside.

Gao glanced at his stammer, and said: "Thin boys, you are too tender, the water here is very deep, it's not that you thin men can understand, I advise you in a word, don't get along with Liu Kai, let's eat in this town, it's enough for us to make trouble, we have to rely on crutches to help us walk in this life." ”

He stammered but leaned over to me, as if to tell the tall guy with his actions, 'I'm not afraid!' ’

I didn't take it to heart about Gao's preaching, and asked him about the news of the funeral, he said, "I've been in the hospital for the past few days, and I haven't heard any news, by the way, someone came to me that day, saying that it was your friend, and asked me about inviting the dragon, I invited 60 people for him, and I don't know if he invited 118 people?" ”

As soon as I heard this, I knew that the person should be Ah Da, and with his ability, 118 people should be invited, so I didn't ask in detail.

Then we talked for a while, until the sky was white, and the crying and mourning stopped.

According to the rules handed down by the ancestors, the time to open the road for funerals is from 8 o'clock in the morning to 11:30 in the evening, and some Taoist priests are afraid of hard work, so they shorten the opening time a lot, becoming 10 o'clock in the morning and 8 o'clock in the evening.

This time seems to be quite a lot, ten hours, but in fact it is pitiful, lunch and dinner take four hours, and it takes two hours to ask for red envelopes.

In the past, the opening of the road was the top priority of the whole funeral, and now it has become a matter of sightseeing, and the focus is on asking for red envelopes. (1000 lots of money: the old looking renminbi)

To put it bluntly, funerals are no longer like funerals, but more like 'entertainment venues' for Taoist priests and eight immortals to collect money.

However, with the financial resources of Boss Yu and the time to open the road, those Taoist priests should not dare to delay, even if they work hard, they will make the main family happy, so that there will be more red envelopes. After all, a rich person like Boss Yu rarely meets one or two in his life.

I took out my mobile phone and turned on the time, 7:20, 40 minutes before leaving the road, said hello to the senior guy, and was about to go to the mourning hall with a stammer, when I passed the front desk of the hospital, I saw Guo Fatzi kneeling on the ground, and many people next to him pointed at him.