Director Chen suffered a lot, and saw that Zhou Lu's strength was amazing, and he didn't need to be pulled by others, so he took the initiative to crawl and roll to Zhou Lu and kneel.

"I'm sorry, master, I'm sorry, it's me who has no eyes."

Director Chen's head slammed on the ground, banging loudly, it was really kowtowing, and at a critical time, he was good enough to do things.

The man has gold under his knees, and this sentence has nothing to do with a treacherous character like Director Chen.

He is good at pinching soft persimmons, but once he encounters hard stubble that cannot be provoked, he will do all kinds of humble and ugly acts in order to obtain forgiveness, avoid punishment, and preserve his own interests.

"This kind of human being, this immortal venerable hates it when he sees it, let me slap him to death with one claw." The fat cat, which was invisible beside Zhou Lu, licked its paws.

Zhou Lu replied in his heart: "Everything will wait until the ghost is destroyed." ”

The fat cat was puzzled: "Isn't there a little ghost outside the door?" Why not extinguish? ”

"The level is too low, and he is not interested in this kind of little wild ghost, not to mention that he is also pitiful."

The reason Zhou Lu said is not all, nor is it the main thing.

The main reason is that the low-level little wild ghosts have no experience points after destroying them, and they are too lazy to do it.

"What's the point of destroying ghosts, other cultivators are all concentrating on cultivation, if you don't work hard, you will soon be caught up." In the words of the fat cat, there is a bit of persuasion.

Scarface is a beast body, and it can't enter the treasure box world at the moment, and Zhou Lu didn't tell it about the treasure box world.

So Scarface doesn't know that Zhou Lu has a small world, and he doesn't know that there is abundant aura in the small world, and at this stage, as long as he cultivates in the small world for three hours, Zhou Lu can breathe in and absorb enough aura.

Cultivation is the most important step-by-step, step by step, and there is no hurry.

That's why he has a lot of time to wander around.

"You're starting to care about me." Zhou Lu touched his chin and said with a smile.

"I'm afraid that you will be too weak, and when the time comes, you will hang up, and you will hurt this immortal venerable."

"You don't have to worry about this, my invincibility, you can't imagine it." Zhou Lu is full of confidence.

The fat cat floated out a look of contempt: "In my previous life, I could destroy the world with my hands, and I didn't blow like you." ”

"By the way, on the way here, you said that you were reincarnated in a pig in your previous life, and I suddenly wanted to ask, what was your name in your last life?"

Zhou Lu vaguely thought of an image - Zhu Bajie!

A powerful fairy, reincarnated into a pig, Zhu Bajie in Journey to the West is very consistent, and fat cats, like Zhu Bajie, like complaining and nagging.

“…… I forgot. The fat cat was silent for a while, and then replied cautiously.

The cat's expression can't tell anything, but the eyes and tone can represent some emotions.

Zhou Lu felt that when he asked about the name of the fat cat's previous life, the fat cat's eyes were not thinking, but flashed with a trace of hatred, and his breathing was a little difficult.

This shows that it should not really forget, but just don't want to say.

Zhou Lu didn't say anything.

Although the beast spirit is in hand, it has a deadly threat effect, and it can force the fat cat to say it, but this is not his own style, and there is no need for this.

On this side, Zhou Lu chatted with Scarface.

On the other side,

Director Chen kowtowed more than a dozen times, his forehead was swollen with black and blue bags, his eyes were full of stars, and his head was dizzy.

And Zhou Lu remained silent.

He complained bitterly in his heart and turned his head to look at Dean Xu.

Seeing that Zhou Lu didn't make a sound, Dean Xu thought that his anger had not subsided, glared at Director Chen, and motioned for him to continue kowtowing and not stop.

The surrounding doctors, nurses, and security guards were silent and suspicious, and no one dared to speak.

Director Chen continued to kowtow with a bitter gourd face.

After a few breaths,

Director Chen screamed, and his body fell to the ground, as if he had fainted.

"Ah...... Director Chen is no longer good. ”

A nurse exclaimed.

A doctor went over, checked Director Chen's pupils and pulse, raised his head and said anxiously to Dean Xu: "Director Chen is in a coma, it is very likely that he has a concussion, and he must be rescued immediately." ”

As soon as these words came out, the doctors and nurses at the scene immediately panicked.

"Hey, I didn't expect this, what can I do?" Dean Xu was also at a loss, and looked at Zhou Lu.

No matter how hard-hearted you are, if someone kowtows to you and has a concussion, it is not only a matter of sincerity, but it will generally make you feel guilty and feel as if you owe someone else.

According to common sense, this young master will definitely feel guilty now, soften his attitude, and do his best to exorcise evil spirits and catch ghosts, and in the end, he may not need any fees.

Everyone's eyes converged on Zhou Lu.

"Concussion?"

Zhou Lu saw that something was wrong, and his attention shifted to Director Chen.

Damn, it's pretending to be unconscious!

Mom sells batches, want to cheat?

It's a bit of a reliance on Lao Tzu.

A person who is in a coma has a different breath than a heart rate.

Zhou Lu saw at a glance that Director Chen was in a fake coma, and the routines and scheming of Dean Xu and Director Chen were immediately exposed.

The veteran doctor on the side has seen a similar picture before.

This is the routine used by Dean Xu and Director Chen, which is specially used to deal with big shots.

To put it bluntly, it's a bitter meat trick.

Dean Xu and Director Chen want to use the bitter meat trick to change the passive to the active, and the routine has just begun, as long as Zhou Luzhong has their bitter meat trick, there are more routines below, one link after another.

As a hospital that relies on playing on the sidelines, but in fact it is abducted, accidents often occur, so they are already well versed in various routines, and are proficient in taking different response measures for different incidents.

but

Zhou Lu, this guy, has broken countless routines and achieved the name of the little prince of anti-routines.

This kind of trick is okay to deceive ordinary people, but in front of Zhou Lu, there is nothing to hide.

And in this way, he has a worse impression of the people in this hospital.

Zhou Lu sent a "feces and urine collapse charm" with his backhand.

An invisible spell flew towards Director Chen.

Director Chen instantly felt bad.

People have three urgencies, urgency to urinate, urgency to stool, and urgency to fart.

As long as there is a hurry, it will make people unbearable and difficult to hold.

Director Chen had two major urges at once, and he couldn't hold it anymore and began to collapse.

"Ah......h

Director Chen screamed, didn't care about pretending to be a lying corpse, jumped up and ran to the toilet.

From the neatly permed hairstyle, shiny leather shoes, and neat white coat, it can be seen that he is a person who cares about his appearance.

At this moment, while he was running all the way, yellow liquid flowed down from his trousers and sprinkled on the shiny black leather shoes, which turned into yellow leather shoes, leaving yellow footprints all the way on the white tile floor, and the smell of baking spread everywhere.

The audience was stunned!

Everyone couldn't figure out why Director Chen suddenly appeared in such a situation.

Dean Xu looked confused, a good show was staged, and the other party was about to enter the set, and it was all destroyed at once.

Just now said that Director Chen was in a coma, and the concussive white coat was suddenly embarrassed, and he felt that his face was beaten.

Zhou Lu pinched his nose with disgust on his face, walked out of the gate, and said indifferently: "It doesn't seem to be a concussion." ”

Dean Xu saw that Zhou Lu was leaving, so he hurriedly caught up: "Master, don't go, if you have any requirements, just ask, it's easy to discuss." ”