After my eldest brother and I finished eating, we brought a fast food noodle to my third brother, and when we walked to the door of the dormitory, we heard the creaking sound inside.

After entering the door, the eldest brother put the noodles on the table and then visited the pants next to me with me.

The two of us pointed to the position of the right trouser hem, the trouser leg was cut beyond recognition, and it was particularly buried, which was really not beautiful.

The third brother said while sucking noodles: "The design concept has changed, the right side will be cut shorter, and the effect of the asymmetrical 7-point pants on the whole point is old." ”

We both nodded in realization.

My eldest brother and I admired the third brother's pants in the house, I went out and walked to the main building, and the eldest brother also wanted to go with me, but the third brother grabbed his arm, which was said to be a model.

Leaving the dormitory, I was fantasizing all the way that I must work hard in the future, first become a deputy minister, then a minister, and then a deputy secretary of the Youth League Committee when I am in my third year, and then go to the court or the procuratorate after graduation? Let's say you go to work in the court, the leader looks at his resume, smiles approvingly, and the vice president, president, and vice president......

The human brain is really magical, most of the time it is *&¥%......#¥......%¥#, similar to such garbled characters. Sometimes he can imagine a whole world in ten minutes. When I think back to the way I was dressed at that time, and the look of yearning for life, I must have looked like a sharp brother.

After arriving in the classroom, there were already several people in the room, in addition to Sister Yangyang and Sister Jiajia, the deputy minister, there was also a boy, who looked a little antiquatorial and had very high cheekbones. In addition, there are two girls, one looks a bit like the thin senior sister who picked up my freshmen at the beginning of school (let's call her fake and shoddy thin sister), there are a lot of acne on her face, and the other is particularly literary and artistic, tall and thin, wearing a loose cape coat, with a red and blue melon skin hat buttoned on her head, a bit like the heroine in "Go Left, Go Right".

The girl in the watermelon hat sat at the table at the door, and when she saw me coming in, she whispered to the room: "Minister, everyone is here." ”

Sister Yangyang smiled and said loudly: "Okay, comrades, let's sit down together." ”

I kept my head down and imagined that I was walking like a cool person, but according to my third brother's recollection, I was always a little on crutches at that time......

At this time, Sister Jiajia greeted the door, walked up to me and frowned and whispered, "Why did you come, the last one." ”

I hurriedly took out my mobile phone and glanced at it, and said unconsciously: "There are still 5 minutes, am I slow?" ”

Sister Jiajia looked at me with a helpless expression: "It's not at the point, but everyone has arrived early, just waiting for you alone, is it any difference if you arrive at the point?" ”

I was shocked, and felt that this sentence had inspired me to understand the true meaning of some kind of life, so I quickly nodded and said, "Sister, I'm sorry, I didn't expect it." ”

Sister Jiajia shook her head, looking like she hated iron but not steel: "You, ......"

I followed Jiajia to the middle of the classroom, and everyone sat in a circle around a row of tables and chairs.

After the two of us sat down, Sister Yangyang glanced at everyone and said, "Then let's have a formal meeting." Everyone is welcome to join the group, this is a harmonious family. What I want to tell you is that you follow me, and you must not worry about moral education, we can't compare with the big yamen, but in these organizations of the college, I will definitely be able to ensure that everyone gets no less than others, so I also hope that you can work harder and work harder. My principle is that no one is allowed to get something for nothing, and you must also train yourself through work, and the fruits of your own sweat are delicious! ”

After saying this, the returning ancients took the lead in applauding: "Oh, what the minister said is so good. ”

A few of us also applauded, and Sister Yangyang laughed and signaled everyone to be quiet.

"Today's meeting, first of all, is to welcome new students to join, and secondly, to arrange the first task since the beginning of our group announcement, that is, the discharge journal. That's right, every semester, our group propaganda has to compile a publication by itself and print it, which is a very glorious task, and it is a platform to show the spiritual outlook of our college students, and leaders at all levels of the school will see this publication, so we must complete it seriously. ”

I went and actually wanted to publish a magazine, and I was very excited.

"This magazine will be under your name as an editor, so this is both an opportunity to show your personal abilities and a valuable experience as a student."

Saying this, the watermelon hat raised his hand: "Report to the minister, I can draw, I can draw illustrations." ”

Sister Yangyang looked at the watermelon hat approvingly and nodded: "Okay, you and Xiaojia will be the editors of the publication together." What other talents do other students have that you can tell now? ”

Anti-ancient: "I love to write prose and poetry, minister. ”

Fake and shoddy thin sister: "Minister I like photography, can I take some photos and put them in publications?" ”

Sister Yangyang nodded with satisfaction, and then looked at me.

I lowered my head and didn't squeak, Sister Yangyang's eyes stayed for a while, and continued: "Our current issue of the journal should be themed on military training and the upcoming welcome party. ”

After the meeting, Sister Yangyang asked everyone to go back to write the manuscript and said to me, "Doudou, you can keep it." ”

When everyone left, Sister Yangyang said, "I'll go back to the college, you accompany me for a while, let's talk while walking." ”

I hurriedly agreed, and then walked out of the classroom with Sister Yangyang.

Between the main building and the college building is a forest, which is the forest where the second and fourth brothers once scared the young couple, the forest is full of tall cedar trees and birches, and there are several cement paths in the green grass. Sister Yangyang said to me as she walked, "Doudou, do you know what my sister wants to say to you?" ”

I was a little weak and said, "Is it because I came late in the afternoon?" ”

Sister Yangyang said, "Ah!? I don't want to talk about this, but since I've said this, my sister will also talk about you. You know that you are different from them, you are the one who is going to come to the Youth League Committee. ”

I said yes with a huff.

She continued: "Be smart in the future, you will be the last to come, and your performance will not be positive, this is work after all, and sometimes I can only be reasonable and not sympathetic, you know?" But the main thing I am looking for you is not to say this, to arrange a job for you, to exercise more and exercise you. ”

I was very grateful: "Sister, thank you for giving me the opportunity, I must work hard, I just owe it." ”

She covered her mouth and smiled, and cleared her throat: "Each college will arrange a liaison officer in the school group announcement, this position is mainly to go to the regular meeting every Tuesday, upload and distribute the communication work, I decided to let you go." ”

Having said that, I feel that this job is not to train me, but to exile me for 800 miles, and I must have offended the senior sister of the Youth League Committee.

There's no way, knock out your teeth and swallow it in your stomach, who let yourself commit two.

After that, Sister Yangyang said something like asking me to write an essay well, and we separated.

——Dazzling youth, red dust refining heart——

The mood is not very good, the corridor of the dormitory building is dark, I can't eat well every day and I am a little malnourished, and the feeling of pushing the door is weak.

Pushing open the door, I saw the third brother holding a pair of jeans and gesturing at the window, Yang Guan shot in through the window, and the work in the third brother's hand seemed to shine with a halo......

The third brother glanced back at me, and then said to himself: "I had a sudden inspiration and changed the design concept, denim shorts must be the trend of the future." ”

I looked at my jeans full of holes and said, "That's a hole in my ass." ”

The third brother's eyes were resolute: "Has the Prince of Dark Horses seen it?" In it, Andy Lau deliberately exposed his underwear, not to mention how handsome, the hole I designed is a tribute to the classics. ”

I clutched my head, my head hurt a little.

"Third brother, I'll treat you to California beef noodles in the evening."

Third brother: "Come on, you can put it on and try it." ”

I sighed: "What about the big brother? ”

The third brother said that the eldest brother went to the toilet, and I said that the eldest brother was in good shape, and he just changed his shorts after going to the toilet, so I will help you call him back.

With that, I pushed the door open and walked out of the bedroom, and through the long hallway to the bathroom, I whispered softly:

"Cuckoo, cuckoo."

I only heard the cubicle at the end of the toilet coming out of the eldest brother's classic sheep voice: "Little Five, is it you?" ”

I walked over and said through the door, "Big brother, what are you doing here?" ”

Big brother: "Where's the laba?" ”

I said, "Are you done, let's go back to the house?" ”

The eldest brother hesitated for a while: "Little Five, I don't dare, the third child is in the house, so he has to use me for experiments." ”

I said, "No, big brother, he's joking with you." ”

The eldest brother hesitated for a while: "Little Wu, you lied to me, why don't you go back." ”

I hesitated: "Big brother, what do you say we should do?"

The eldest brother said, "Why don't you squat here, brother, you have paper." ”

I opened the door a little, took a piece of paper and squatted next door, chatting with my eldest brother without a match.

Suddenly, I heard a rush of footsteps from far and near, and ran into the toilet and shouted with a smile: "Big brother! Hey, what kind of pit are you! ”

The eldest brother laughed loudly: "Oh, I'll go, Xiaobei, brother is here!" ”

Xiaobei ran to the big brother's pit, but there was no sound.

Suddenly, Xiaobei pulled the door open, imitating Andy Lau's voice, the classic passage of Infernal Affairs: "I'm sorry, I'm a policeman." ”

The eldest brother said, "Who knows? ”

After Xiaobei closed the door, he suddenly pulled the door open: "I'm sorry, I'm a policeman." ”

The eldest brother returned: "Who knows? ”

After repeating it several times, I was going crazy next to me, but I didn't dare to squeak, I was afraid that Xiaobei would open my door and tell me that he was a policeman......

At this time, Xiaobei once again dragged open the gate of the pit and did not wait for his identity to be revealed.

The eldest brother collapsed: "Oh, I know, you're a policeman!" You're a cop! ”

The three of us laughed together.

Xiaobei: "Huh? Fifth brother, are you also there? ”

Walked to my door and was silent.

My day!

——Dazzling youth, red dust refining heart——

In the evening, a group of four was at California Noodles across the street from the school.

Four bowls of beef noodles, a plate of cucumbers, a plate of shredded kelp, 74 yuan, I hated my little emotions.

Xiaohu: "Waiter! Why didn't you add coriander! ”

Waiter: "I'm sorry, I'll ask the back kitchen." ”

Xiaohu: "Beef noodles without coriander seem to have no soul"

Third brother: "Beef noodles without beef have no soul." ”

Tian Xue: "You two beep again, I'll make your two souls fly away." ”

While talking, the waiter brought out a large plate of coriander:

"I'm sorry, I forgot to put it in the back kitchen, you can clip it yourself."

Me: "This plate of green is like the light of the soul." ”

I then quickly grabbed Xiaohu's chopsticks with my chopsticks: "Don't worry, wait for Lao Wei to help you do a Dharma ceremony first." ”

It hurts so much for the little tiger to pinch people.........

I told them about the frustration I suffered in the Tuanxuan today, Tian Xue and Xiaohu told them the interesting story of their fight with Shenbei in the Quyi Troupe, and the third brother talked about his creative inspiration as the designer of the Red Sorghum Model Team.

We chatted about beef noodles until 9 o'clock when the store closed, and when we returned to the dormitory, it was almost half past nine, when suddenly the mobile phone rang and a text message came in:

"Why didn't you come to the discharge journal at night?

Li Jia"

Text message from the Deputy Minister.

At night? Want to come out? Journal? WHATFUCKING!

A broken student job, is the water so deep?