It is really terrifying that such a quiet and graceful night explodes such a discordant sound.

Sun Xiaotao was shocked and fell to the ground, and the blade in his hand almost cut his hand.

I saw that the black deer sat up from Sun Xiaotao's collapse in stripes, and a pair of hanging eyes burst into staring at me, so being looked down on suddenly made Sun Xiaotao feel very uncourageous, so he took the blade and stood up, so he could barely look at it at eye level, and sighed in his heart: It is worthy of being a deer who has only obtained the fairy way, and even the height is comparable to the pine tree in the old Hu Tingzi.

I can't help but think that I have cultivated the Tao for more than ten years but have not made much progress, and now I still look like a ten-year-old child in the personal world, and I look much more immature than a squirrel who has only been practicing the Tao for six years. At that time, Sun Xiaotao didn't know that he was not an ordinary lemur spirit.

Sun Xiaotao was deeply ashamed of her size, but the black deer had already looked Sun Xiaotao up and down sharply, and asked, "Where is the little demon?" ”

Although it was not an inch, the majestic posture was quite overwhelming, and Sun Xiaotaofang realized for the first time that the momentum had nothing to do with clothes.

However, although Sun Xiaotao is shallow, he is a dignified and upright elf who takes cultivating immortals as a noble goal, and being called a "little demon" by a deer really made Sun Xiaotao sad and angry.

Thinking about it, this deer is almost dying, and it will be intact after a while, which shows that this black deer is very good, if I fight with it, it will be a fiasco, not to mention that I want to take it Neidan essence, if I let it know, I am afraid that today will become a dead lemur.

After pondering for a while, he put on a kind and humble expression and said: "Daoist friends can call me 'Engong', and it is the fine tradition of my Huaguo Star Elves to do good deeds without leaving a name." ”

These words show it that I am its savior, uh~ Although I originally intended to eat it after saving it, but, the same way, the same way, after all, I saved it. Naturally, it can't destroy the benefactor. The second is to mention it, I am an elf, not a demon in its mouth.

"Eun Gong~?" The deer looked at me with a smile.

Seeing that Sun Xiaotao was frightened, he thought that he was exposed, but he still pretended to be calm and said, "It's not." In order to prolong the life of the Taoist, I poured the whole altar of my own secret flower brew to the Taoist, and then the Taoist friend was angry, and the Taoist friend woke up. The sky can be seen, except for the word "whole altar", every word is true.

The deer suddenly smiled, although it was as gorgeous as the peach blossoms in the garden, it seemed to be quite shocking at this time, and he opened his mouth quietly, "Isn't it that Daoyou is swinging a knife to save my life?" ”

Sun Xiaotao thought about it solemnly, and lifted a strip of silk to cover it with pity, "I saw that Daoyou was in rags, and I wanted to change your clothes for you, but I didn't want to see a tumor under Daoyou's lower abdomen. ”

After finishing speaking, the deer's face was strange for a while, and it turned blue and white, so it was not strange, and Sun Xiaotao looked up and down again, and asked, "Are you a woman?" Then he said, "Since you are a woman, do you not know that there is a difference between men and women?" What a system to be so presumptuous! "Quite angry.

Sun Xiaotao didn't know how to deal with it now, Sun Xiaotao only knew that there was a difference between flowers, grass, trees, wood, people, fish, birds, and beasts, but he had never heard of a difference between men and women, and he was very puzzled.

One day later, Lao Hu was very sad and indignant after hearing me say this, and complained with tears in his eyes: "I am a man, how can Xiao Taotao say that he has never seen a man!" I didn't care to reassure him: "I thought that a carrot would look like you." Old Hu thumped his chest.

Just when I was stunned and shocked to learn for the first time in 4,000 years that I was a girl, and that there was another species in the world called "boys", the deer that claimed to be a man pinched the bun on my head and said, "For the sake of your young age, and you were born outside this heavenly wilderness, and I don't care about you. ”

Sun Xiaotao was indignantly waiting to argue, but the deer recited a trick to show Sun Xiaotao in its original form, Sun Xiaotao did not stand firmly on the edge of the bed and rolled around, but the deer of the day pinched me with his fingertips with great interest, "What am I saying, it turned out to be a little lemur spirit." ”

Seeing his two thin lips close one by one in front of me, I suddenly remembered the words of the old carrot: "Elves like you and me are already rare in the universe, and they will be eaten as soon as they go out." ”

I closed my eyes tremblingly, old carrot, old carrot, died before I got out of the school, and now I am about to be filled by a deer before I get out of the water mirror, and let me go first.

The consequence of closing your eyes is that you accidentally fall asleep when you close them.

When Sun Xiaotao woke up from a hearty sleep, he saw that it was dark in front of him, how could it not be dawn, and he felt a burst of Mount Tai pressing on the top, and said in his heart: Isn't it that I have entered the deer's five internal organs temple, if I turn back into a human body at this time, I don't know if it will open its belly.

Change is what you say.

Behind the transformation of a person, there was a sudden brightness in front of him, but it was not Sun Xiaotao who opened the crow's belly. At some point, the deer turned into a "deer" and curled up on my bed, but it was his legs that held me down.

It turns out that deer don't eat lemurs. I was very relieved.

Remembering that he hadn't handed over his homework to Lao Songshu yesterday, Sun Xiaotao prepared to go to school again.

The general walked to the door and heard a voice splashing jade behind him: "You and I have prepared breakfast." ”

But it was the deer who woke up and turned into a human body, leaning lazily on the couch. Listening to his tone, he thought that he was very accustomed to calling people, but unfortunately Sun Xiaotao had never had such a bad habit of being called.

However, the most annoying thing is this "but". His mana is stronger than Sun Xiaotao, and he casually recited a trick last night to show Sun Xiaotao's form, and it is probably no good to offend him because Sun Xiaotao.

So, Sun Xiaotao only went out with tears in her eyes, and she heard a voice behind her: "Go and go back quickly." ”

But, see you again. When Sun Xiaotao handed the food that he had finally found to the deer, the deer's face changed as blue and white as yesterday, and he pushed it in disgust, "You can eat it yourself." ”

I looked down at the whole plate of green grass and thought there was nothing wrong with it, "Don't deer eat grass?" "In vain, I dug the backyard all over to find such tender grass and barely make a plate.

This time, the deer's face was richer, and after alternating between red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple, he finally opened his mouth: "You little demon, who told you that I am a deer!" ”