Chapter 292: or Standing to Pee

Ye Feng nodded with a bitter face and said, "Careless!" ”

"Uh......" Long Feng's face suddenly became wonderful, he looked at Ye Feng with strange eyes, and said:

"Although there have been cases of wrong souls happening, this is the first time I've seen them. Can I ask you a question? ”

Ye Feng thought that Long Feng was going to ask him about his situation and help him solve it, and after nodding, he heard Long Feng ask:

"That...... In a woman's body, what ...... How does it feel? ”

Ye Feng: "............"

"Don't get me wrong, I'm just just curious......" Long Feng said embarrassedly.

Ye Feng suddenly found that the young man in front of him who couldn't even see through him was also very funny, and he could still be so out of tune at such a time.

Long Feng smiled awkwardly and said, "If you don't want to say it, forget it, what's the matter, you wake her up quickly, there may be a big problem with the wrong soul, see if there is nothing wrong with her." ”

Ye Feng also remembered when he heard this, after all, the soul and his own body are the most compatible, and if the soul is returned to someone else's body, there may be some big problems.

To give a simple example, if a person is subjected to a ghost, it will basically cause great damage to the person's body and spirit, which is one point.

But in this case, the soul of the person who was put on the body was also in his body, but it was suppressed by the ghost of the upper body, so if it was not a long time to be on the body, the problem was not particularly big.

There is also a special situation, similar to what Xiang Fat Man used before, please ask Master Zu to come up. This is different from the ghost upper body, although the meaning is similar, but the situation is completely different.

Generally, when you invite your ancestors, almost all of them have inheritance and secret methods. With this inheritance and secret method, with the help of the power of the ancestors of the past generations, the damage can be minimized.

Like the last time the fat man dealt with the bloody corpse, he used to invite the ancestor master, but in the end he just collapsed.

And Ye Feng and Lan Mengmeng are completely soul swaps, and Lan Mengmeng's soul enters Ye Feng's soulless body, which is a complete fusion.

If the soul and body clash with each other, or if they don't fit, something will go wrong. Either some part of Ye Feng's body was out of order and paralyzed, or Lan Mengmeng's soul was seriously damaged.

At this moment, Ye Feng, in Lan Mengmeng's body, only vaguely felt that something was wrong, so it was not a big problem.

But what will happen to Lan Mengmeng in Ye Feng's body is unknown. Therefore, she must be woken up immediately to see if she is uncomfortable.

Ye Feng stretched out his Qianqianyu hand, held the shoulder of "Lan Mengmeng", shook and shouted: "Mengmeng ~ Wake up quickly......"

In this scene, how did Ye Feng look at it and feel panicked.

After shaking it a few times, "Lan Mengmeng" opened his eyes, reached out and rubbed his eyes, and suddenly froze.

Those eyes as dark as stars stared at Ye Feng at this moment, and he couldn't say a word.

Ye Feng knew that Lan Mengmeng must have been stunned. After a while, Lan Mengmeng spoke, making a very gentle manly voice. This voice was Ye Feng's, but it became very gentle.

"I ...... Our souls are swapped? ”

Lan Mengmeng asked in disbelief.

In a trance, Ye Feng had a feeling of talking to himself, nodded, and said slightly roughly in a woman's voice: "That's right!" ”

Then Ye Feng asked Lan Mengmeng if she was uncomfortable or felt that something was wrong, Lan Mengmeng felt it carefully, then lowered her head and looked between her legs......

It seemed that there was nothing wrong, and Ye Feng finally blushed and breathed a sigh of relief.

As soon as the conversation between the two ended, the fat man and Ma Jump suddenly exclaimed, and said in unison: "Are you still wrong?" ”

Then both of them hurriedly glanced at each other, and they both breathed a sigh of relief away from each other, patted their chests and said, "Fortunately, we didn't return the wrong soul." ”

Then, the two of them asked Ye Feng together very tacitly, "What do you feel?" ”

Ye Feng looked at himself in front of him, looked at Long Feng again, and said, "Can you do it......?"

"Can't!"

Before Ye Feng finished speaking, Long Feng directly refused. Ye Feng was stunned for a moment, then smiled bitterly, and said: "Her soul has been out of her body for seven days, and she is already unstable, and now that she is still alive, she can't stand any more tossing, right?" ”

Long Feng nodded and said, "That's right, there is also your divine soul, which is too weak to withstand the toss." So during this time, you can only be in each other's bodies, and when your souls are not so weak, you can adjust your souls. ”

Ye Feng smiled bitterly, looked at his daughter, and almost couldn't help crying.

But Lan Mengmeng didn't seem to care very much, and said to Ye Feng: "I think it's quite funny, don't be so sad, I'm so beautiful, you don't look good anymore." ”

"Sum ~~ " Ye Feng was speechless, looked at Lan Mengmeng in his body, and said in his heart, this girl is so heartless!

However, since the matter had already happened, Ye Feng really couldn't change anything. The only thing he can do at this moment is to quickly raise his soul and Lan Mengmeng's soul, and then he can adjust his soul as soon as possible.

Since there is no way at present, Ye Feng has no choice but to stop being entangled, and said: "The matter has come to this, it can only be like this, the time is not early, let's leave first." ”

The fat man touched his stomach and said, "Yes, yes, find a place to eat first, I'm so hungry." ”

Ye Feng nodded, looked at Long Feng, and said, "Thank you this time, let's go have a drink?" ”

Long Feng thought for a while, shook his head and said, "There will be more opportunities in the future, so forget it this time." As he spoke, he looked at the strange girl lying on the ice bed and added, "I want to accompany her again!" ”

Ye Feng nodded and didn't say anything.

After leaving the Tongtian Building, the four of them took a taxi to the small restaurant under the rental house. It's past nine o'clock in the evening, and there are still guests in the restaurant.

I ordered six or seven side dishes, served a plate of peanuts, and brought a few bottles of beer, and a few people ate and drank.

It's just that these four people were looked at with strange eyes by the other people in the restaurant.

I saw that the three men were eating a lot, like starving ghosts. Of these three men, naturally one of them is Lan Mengmeng, who occupies Ye Feng's body.

She and Ma Jump Fat had not eaten for several days, so they were naturally hungry.

On the side, a girl who was extremely beautiful and cute and didn't talk like a girl grabbed a piece of beer and drank it without taking a sip. There were already three empty bottles in front of him.

This girl is naturally Ye Feng, who occupies Lan Mengmeng's body.

Ye Feng didn't care about other people's eyes, just drank beer and suppressed the depression in his heart. While drinking, Ye Feng was thinking, how would he spend the days before he changed his soul?

Drinking and drinking, my stomach was propped up, and a wave of urine came. Ye Feng got up and went to the toilet in the restaurant.

After going to the toilet, Ye Feng reflexively wanted to pull the zipper. Maybe I was a little drunk, and then I remembered that this was not my body.

Immediately, cold sweat covered his forehead, and Ye Feng's heart also jumped.

What's going on? To pee or not to pee?

Thus, from this point on, a question arises about physiology and morality, as well as about the posture of men and women in peeing.

First of all, if you pee, wouldn't Lan Mengmeng's body be completely exposed in front of you? But if you don't pee, you'll suffocate......

After thinking about it, Ye Feng felt that it was impossible not to pee.

So, pee, how to pee? Standing or squatting?

1. Standing, after all, Ye Feng has been standing and urinating for eighteen years. But it seems that the current organs don't allow it.

2. Squatting, you let an old man who has been standing and peeing for 18 years squatting and peeing?

So, on this issue, Ye Feng started a fierce ideological struggle in the toilet.

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