Hao Yunlai watched a movie a few years ago that had a line in it.

Why can't the heroines in horror movies have love? Because of love, horror movies will turn into romance movies.

In the same way, if a horror film is added with a B612 filter, it will become a comedy; If there are too many sponsors, it becomes a 90-minute advertisement; If the heroine opens the golden finger, she can meet ghosts and kill ghosts, meet demons and punish demons, immortal and Buddha, and be crazy.

Thinking about it brings feeling, but Hao Yunlai can only think about it. How would you describe her situation over the years? For example, if you take the chicken as a description, the novice fell into the jungle in a single row, and did not pick up half a scythe, at this time, even if you encounter a personal machine, you can only run wildly in a serpentine position, or lie on the ground obscenely, praying not to be discovered. Playing and playing, without the guidance of your predecessors, you slowly groped out some experience, and gradually put on a green helmet, put on a first-class armor, picked up a small pistol, and upgraded from bloody bronze to heroic gold, you thought you could live in peace, and at this time you found that the enemies around you were actually the crown of glory.

What a drain it is. With the existing shallow knowledge, strategizing, and dealing with the endless evil ghosts lightly, Hao Yunlai can't do it. In order to make a living and maintain the peace of the universe by the way, she can only fight bravely and bravely.

However, she really wanted to hug her thighs!

"The student in the back, please sit down and go to class."

The man who spoke was standing on the podium at the moment, with a long and jade body, and his eyebrows and eyes were indifferent.

"Jiang, Doctor Jiang?" Seeing Jiang Wang's huge impact, Hao Yunlai briefly forgot about the female ghost sitting next to him, "Why are you here?" ”

Jiang Wang pressed the page-turning pen in his hand, and five big characters of "perverted psychology" were projected on the blackboard, as well as a few numbers smaller at the bottom right-

Teacher: Jiang Wang.

It's really a narrow world, Hao Yunlai sighed silently.

"I'll recognize my fellow countrymen later, let's go to class first!" Hua Lili grabbed Hao Yunlai and went out to the door.

When Kankan left the classroom, Hao Yunlai finally remembered the female ghost who had been forgotten beside him, and subconsciously glanced back, but the original seat was empty, and he didn't know when the female ghost left.

Could it be that her thighs are coming?

The exterminator is a very principled middle-aged woman, and for her, being one minute late is no different from being thirty-nine minutes late, both of them are late, and they should be punished.

Then, under the self-evident guidance of the whip, Hao Yunlai and Hua Lili stood in the corridor.

When he was punished, Hao Yunlai kept thinking about the female ghost. What did the number on her chest mean? What does it have to do with the piece of paper inside a plastic bag that Roman dug up on the slope? The two seem to be almost the same in size and texture......

Wait a minute!

Hao Yunlai raised his head suddenly, what was in the plastic bag was not a piece of paper, but a piece of human skin!

The vibration sound of "swish" came from the denim fabric, interrupting Hao Yunlai's thoughts, she took out her mobile phone and pressed the answer button.

"Hello, is it the Nanzhou Exorcism flagship store?"

Aha? Hao Yunlai thought about it for a while, and finally remembered that during the summer vacation, she was dragged by Qi Zhan to go to the women's toilet and post an advertisement for a day.

- You! Are you still bothered by ghost presses?

- You! Want to know why the Shiba Inu next door barks in the middle of the night?

- You! Do you want the water to retreat and behead the villain?

——If you want, there are the most professional staff to serve you, and the Nanzhou Exorcism flagship store welcomes you to visit.

Be as ashamed as you want.

"Yes, dear." Hao Yunlai stiffened.

"I've been in trouble lately." It was a girl who spoke, and she sounded a little scared.

Hao Yunlai smelled money, "Where are you now?" I don't know if it's inconvenient to talk face-to-face? ”

The girl's name is Ye Jiani, and she is a student at Nanzhou University. Under the coordination of the two, Hao Yunlai made an appointment to meet her at a bubble tea shop near the school after evening self-study.

When Hao Yunlai arrived, Ye Jiani said that she had found a place to sit. Hao Yunlai opened the photo she sent to herself, and it took a picture of what she was wearing today. She walked around and saw Ye Jiani in a secluded corner as she wished, with neat short hair, sunglasses, and a light blue jumpsuit.

Hao Yunlai walked to the corner, pulled out a chair and sat down, "Hello classmate Ye, I am the clerk of the Nanzhou Exorcism flagship store. ”

"Hello!" Ye Jiani took off her sunglasses, her eyes were blue and black, and she didn't seem to have slept for two days.

"What's been going on with you lately? We will do our best to serve you. Hao Yunlai grinned, revealing eight teeth.

Ye Jiani clutched the table tightly and leaned forward slightly, "I was in the school lake the day before yesterday and picked up a plastic bottle with a moving eyeball. ”

"It turns out that the junior girl is you."

Ye Jiani nodded and continued, "That eyeball is very evil. It was from that night on......"

After calling the police, Ye Jiani went back to the bedroom in shock, she got into the bed early, planning to get a good night's sleep to dispel the shadow of the strange eyes she had just seen. Ye Jiani's sleep ability is quite strong, she can fall asleep almost as soon as she dips her pillow into it, and the same is true at night.

I don't know how long I slept, but suddenly my arm was very itchy, Ye Jiani scratched it a few times and it didn't get better, and then she was woken up by the itch. When she woke up, she felt that something was wrong, the sound of cicadas seemed to be particularly harsh, as if it was close to her ear, and the touch under her hand was not like the quilt on the bed in the bedroom, but like, damp sand?

Ye Jiani immediately woke up, sat up straight, and through the bright moonlight, she was able to see clearly that she was actually sleeping in the wilderness! More precisely, on the banks of the revetment of Chicken Duck Lake. She was stupefied on the spot and ran back to the dormitory in a panic. It was not yet the day the school officially opened, and except for Ye Jiani, the other members of the dormitory had not returned. Therefore, she was alone in the whole dormitory. She turned on all the lights in the dormitory, dared to take a hot shower in the bathroom, washed all the dirt from her body and nails, and then climbed into bed in fear.

Just experienced such a play, Ye Jiani couldn't sleep no matter what. When she opened her eyes until dawn, she felt a little sleepy, closed her eyes and fell asleep in a daze. When I woke up, I actually lay directly in the flower bed in front of the No. 5 teaching building.

Later, even if she was extremely sleepy, she didn't dare to sleep anymore. There is no way to go on like this, her friend asked her to see a doctor, but Ye Jiani subconsciously felt that it was not a physical or psychological problem, at this time, she saw an advertisement posted by Hao Yunlai on the wall of the toilet.

It's exactly the same as Roman's story! What Roman dug up at that time was a piece of human skin, so what did Ye Jiani dig out?

"Did you wake up with anything in your hands?"

"Something?" Ye Jiani looked back carefully, and finally concluded, "No." ”

Hao Yunlai rubbed his chin, "Can you take me to those two places?" ”

Ye Jiani nodded and put on her sunglasses.

At this time, a little brother came over with two cups of milk tea, "Table 11, this is the bubble tea you ordered." ”

Hao Yunlai looked at the milk tea on the table in surprise, "Huh? We haven't ordered milk tea. ”

"I ordered it, and you're doing it too slowly." Ye Jiani pushed a cup of milk tea in front of Hao Yunlai, "Bubble tea, did you drink it?" ”

Hao Yunlai picked up the milk tea, it was cold and cold, very comfortable, "Drink, thank you." ”

The little brother leaned over and conveyed his apology, "I'm really sorry, something went wrong in the back kitchen just now." ”

Ye Jiani replied, "Forget it", and walked out of the bubble tea shop with Hao Yunlai.

After the two walked out of the bubble tea shop, a little girl hurriedly ran over with two cups of milk tea, "Where are the guests at table 11?" ”

The little brother who wiped the table with a rag didn't raise his head, "Let's go." ”

"Gone?!" The little girl hurriedly chased out, and the streets were empty in the middle of the night.

The little brother couldn't understand the girl's anxiety, "What's wrong?" ”

"You're mistaken, they ordered these two glasses!" The little girl raised the milk tea in her hand.

"And what do they have?"

"Pride and prejudice."

A serious cocktail disguised as bubble tea.

***

"What's in your box?" Ye Jiani walked beside Hao Yunlai, curiously looking at the suitcase she was dragging.

After Ye Jiani contacted herself in the morning, Hao Yunlai went home and dragged the suitcase over, although she was not sure if these things could be used by then, but it was better than nothing, and she was prepared, "Some props for catching ghosts, like crosses, peach wood swords, garlic and the like." ”

"Is this reliable? How is it like a search on Baidu? ”

It's really searched on Baidu.

"Our store operates in good faith, and there is no bullying for children." Hao Yunlai took a sip of milk tea with a weak heart, feeling that the taste was a little strange, but she was not easy to complain about when she ate people's short hands.

"Well, this is it." Ye Jiani stopped, stood on the side of the road, stretched out her hand and pointed to the shore of the lake in the distance, no longer close.

The street lights are dim, and the lake in front of you looks like a huge black hole.

Hao Yunlai drank the last sip of milk tea and threw the cup into the trash, "You wait for me here." ”

"Be careful." Ye Jiani took two steps to the east, near the lamp pole, where it was brighter.

Hao Yunlai's face was a little hot, she rubbed her temples, and walked towards the lake, but before she got close to the reef, she suddenly heard Ye Jiani behind her let out a frightened cry.

"Ahh Be careful of people behind you! ”

The rustle of branches and leaves sounded from all directions, Hao Yunlai looked around vigilantly, there were indeed people, and there was more than one. They were scattered around the lake in twos and threes, mechanically digging the soil on the ground.

Hao Yunlai wanted to walk to the person closest to her.

But why is my head getting dizzy and dizzy?

Suddenly it was pitch black.

With a "snap", she fell to the ground.