Chapter 21: Princess Heshuo
Well? I don't think I've seen you before. Where did it come from? (A fat man asks the girl sitting in the clearing)
The open space in this area is the territory of my Foshan Emperor: Beetle!
If you want to play here, you have to come up with a scary painting! Little girl!
What kills people? Is this stuff trending here? (The girl asks)
It's not about killing people! It's scared to death! No, it's like laughing to death!
No, no, it's all wrong. (Mo Guilan walked over)
It's supposed to be dead. (Ah Jiu bites the beetle's head in one bite)
Ahhh I'm going to die!
You... You are...
The open space here is the stuff of Mo Guilan, the queen of my Foshan Yun'er Bar. If you want to play, give me a year's worth of sauerkraut first.
A vintage? How do I know how much sauerkraut a day is?
Bastard! Remember it for me!
Hum... Litter.
saved. (The girl says)
Thank you so much for the queen of Foshan Yun'er Bar.
Little things, you're still not going to get any closer here than good. This is the most dangerous street in Foshan.
Wait a minute.
That one... What are you eating?
Phew! It's so sour... More sore than the old man's armpits...
The characteristic is that it is sour, and you will like the old man's armpits.
Impossible... I hate it the most!
Do people outside the city eat this? Hehe, it's all something I've never seen before.
Miss, you're not a local, are you? The people on this street, like Feihong, everyone has a smell, Miss, you smell so good.
Yes, I'm from the provincial capital.
Yes! Provincial capital! Fei Hong said that the people who used to live there were the greatest martial arts practitioners in the country! But when foreigners come, it's just decoration. The current martial arts practitioner can be said to have become the most pitiful person!
That's true. No one in the country respects the provincial capital anymore. It would be better for a city with only a beautiful appearance to decay like this, and in that case, I would be free.
Do you have any troubles? You can ask me for help with anything, I'm Mo Guilan from Baozhilin.
Hehe, you have a lot of names. Well... Annoyed? But there's a... Can I be a friend for a day?
The heat (on the streets) died... Why is the uniform of the General Affairs Office of Wei Qian so thick? Everyone else has started to change into thin clothes. It's so hot, and I call people out to find someone! I've had enough! (Wenhua buried the grievance)
Since you think it's hot, I'll make you a summer dress, Mandarin...
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
It's dangerous, please don't move, it's easy to get hurt! (Xiaodong slashed over)
Dangerous? I think you're dangerous! What are you doing, bastard!
What to say? I just want to make the uniform sleeveless!
Nonsense! Obviously even cut off my hand!
Actually, the summer clothes I proposed are in full swing, so why don't you change them on? (Wenhua holds a sleeveless trapping suit)
Wear this kind of thing! Isn't this clearly the product of bad taste?
Ah, how's the investigation going? (Wei Qian always said in a fast-catching suit without short sleeves)
It's much easier to search for lurking terrorists, but if you're looking for such people, you can't just act casually... Why did Princess Pegatron run away from home? Humans are animals whose troubles change with their positions, and I can't imagine the worries of a princess at all. (Wenhua said)
Although her position has changed, she is a young girl after all. Recently, Dad's gaze has been so annoying, Dad has a smell, etc. (Wei Qian said)
Is her dad an idiot?
It is very difficult to search the whole of Foshan in accordance with the law. Why don't you have a party here and lure Princess Heshuo over? (Xiaodong said)
You're the only one who will fall for such a legendary trap, right?
It's okay, Lord Mandarin, there's a barbecue at the party!
What does it mean that it doesn't matter? It's you, your brain isn't broken, is it?
How's it going?
It's eyewitness intelligence! (Shi Hejian said to Mr. Wei Qian)
In short, Princess Heshuo seems to have arrived at a bar near here.
Bar? I just went to the most troublesome place...
Come on! It's good to leave! Is it single or double?
Single! (Passerby A)
Me too! (Passerby B)
Pair! (Mo Guilan)
Me too. (Princess Peshuo)
Single! (Passerby C)
Pair! (Passerby)
Open! One, three, five! Single!
Yes! Lost again! (Mo Guilan said)
I can't go home when I'm done!
That's amazing! The queen is younger than me, but she knows a lot of things!
The next thing is to get drunk and go to an inn or something, which is the case with young people these days.
Ah, where did you hear that? It's good that the queen is like this... So free... As for me, I've basically never been out of town. I don't have any friends either, and I don't know anything about things outside. All I can do is look out at the street in the distance and imagine... I want to play freely, play freely, and live freely like the little girl on that street corner. Thinking of this, I escaped from the city before I knew it. But from the very beginning it was decided to come out only for one day. If I'm not there, I'll cause a lot of trouble...
That's right! Come home with us. (Wenhua said)
What are you doing? (Mo Guilan grabs the princess's hand)
Feed! Hold it!
Protect the princess!
Get out of the way! (Guilan runs out of the crowd)
She pulled the princess out of the crowd! Who is that guy? (Asks quickly)
Isn't she a girl from Bao Chi Lin? How can you be with a princess? (Mr. Wei Qian asked)
I don't know.
Hey, hey! Xiaodong! What are you doing, come up with such a dangerous thing!
The girl had an account with me at the picnic, and I haven't counted it yet. (Xiaodong picks up a gun)
Wait a minute! What if you hit the princess! (Wei Qian said)
I won't miss a shot, I used to be known as a sharpshooter, no problem!
Hey, hey, hey! That's just your wish, right? (Wei Qian stopped Xiaodong)
Compared to those who have already chased their dreams, people who are chasing their dreams are more likely to show their strength from time to time!
Girl! Come out! I don't know how you met the princess... But this is the big man in this country! If you stop us, we'll arrest you!" Do you hear me? (Wenhua shouts)
Queen... Enough is enough, I'm going home.
Why? Don't want to be free? I'll give you freedom.
I still want freedom, but if I cause trouble for the queen again...
There's no trouble, isn't it agreed? I've been friends all day today! There is no need for a reason to help a friend, this is the feeling of Foshan people. And many more... I want to teach you happy things!
Well, we're friends. But that's why I don't want to trouble you. Thank you so much, Queen. It's only half a day, but it's really fun to be an ordinary girl! Bye. (The princess gets up and leaves)
Wait! Excessively! Is it easy to break the agreement you made? I want to keep playing! I want to be better with the princess!
Well... That's right, it's me who goes too far. So please let me go over it one last time.
It's only for one day, but please keep me a friend!
Why would you want to eat sauerkraut (after a few days)? (A foreign correspondent asks a child)
Yes? That one... Because the princess eats deliciously!
An unprecedented sauerkraut craze! This has a lot to do with the emperor's sister! This is the princess who was witnessed eating sauerkraut at a song party held the day before yesterday. (Liang Kuan looks at the Daqing Daily)
Oh, the princess likes to eat sauerkraut!
You're stupid! That's all a lie! That's just to create an image of being close to the people and make people feel close!
I think she must only eat abalone in the castle, and the Manchu and Han banquets and so on. See for yourself the guys who really love sauerkraut. (Fei Hong looks at Mo Guilan who is asleep)
Even when you sleep, you smell of a poor family, that's true.