The people behind me tightly controlled me and the fat man, and I could only watch as the group of bastards carried the guys, flicking their arms and preparing to dig up Zhao Erhu's father's wild grave.

I'm so anxious that if that thing in the grave is really dug up, it'll be all over!

The fat man was also sweating profusely, but I have to say that this guy's brain is indeed flexible, and seeing a group of people raising shovels and preparing to dig graves, the fat man suddenly became angry and yelled: "Stop it!" I have something to say! ”

His throat was almost bursting, and my head buzzed next to him, but it worked, and the group turned to look at him and stopped what they were doing.

Grandpa Li raised his eyebrows and said, "Shut up, you kid!" It's not the people of this village, don't get involved in this village! Talk more, throw you into the mountains to feed the dogs! ”

The fat man shook his head and said, "Elder Mouth, on the head, I can say it if I want to!" I'll just ask you, why do you want to pay for Zhao Erhu's family to move the grave?! ”

The fat man's words are very weighty, these people are unwilling, but they can't say it, so after the fat man asked this, no one replied.

Grandpa Li knocked on his crutches and scolded: "Zhao Erhu is from our village, they are all villagers in the township, if there is suffering, we will help, why not?!" ”

The fat man snorted coldly and said, "Difficult? I think Zhao Erhu is better dressed than you! In this world, how can there be a reason for the poor to pay money to help the rich?! ”

Without waiting for Grandpa Li to speak, the fat man said his method: "I have an opinion, that is, the money for the Zhao family's grave relocation, and I will come out with Chen Ming!" But this must be done by ourselves, and no one can easily move this grave! ”

I was happy when I heard it, the fat guy's head turned really fast, and he grabbed the key point of these people at once!

Everyone was reluctant to pay money, if it weren't for Zhao Erhu's obscenity and Grandpa Li's prestige, the ghost would be willing to pay for the Zhao family's grave, the fat man's trick is indeed high!

Sure enough, after the fat man finished speaking, many people nodded approvingly, and Grandpa Li couldn't hold his face a little, and asked: "You are a person from another village, why did you move the grave of the Zhao family for no reason?" There must be something else going on! ”

The fat man said nonchalantly: "I'm from another village, and you are also a member of the Zhao family, aren't you also a dog and a mouse to meddle with things?" If you want me to say, let Zhao Erhu decide this matter himself, as long as he agrees! ”

The fat man said and looked up and asked Zhao Erhu: "Brother Zhao, how is it?" ”

I understand Zhao Erhu, I absolutely agree with this matter, and I will use this matter to knock the fat man again, he only has money in his eyes, as for his father's grave, he doesn't care if he moves it or not.

Zhao Erhu really hit the trick, and ran over to ask the fat man: "Do you pay?" Moving graves is not a small amount! ”

The fat man bragged: "You go to Beijing to inquire, your fat man is not joking in Beijing, let alone moving the grave, or renovating all your wild graves, and Lao Tzu doesn't care!" ”

Zhao Erhu looked the fat man up and down, and said, "Okay, then let's talk about it, you have to move my father's grave, and you have to give me an extra 200,000!" Count as compensation for disturbing my Zhao family immortals! ”

"What the are you..." I wanted to burst into foul language when I heard this, but the fat man stopped me and said to Zhao Erhu: "No problem, 200,000 is 200,000, come, Lao Tzu will sign a contract with you now!" ”

Zhao Erhu found someone to write a contract, giving us a deadline to move the grave within ten days, and then give him 200,000 yuan.

The fat man didn't even look at it, he signed the contract directly and pressed his handprint, Zhao Erhu warned us a few more words, and then took people away, Grandpa Li looked at Zhao Erhu, sighed with hatred, and glared at me and the fat man, and left on crutches.

When the others saw that the matter of moving the grave finally fell on their heads, they were also relieved, and kindly came over to comfort me for a few words, and watched the lively gossip behind their backs, and they all slowly dispersed.

When the people were almost gone, the fat man and I were relieved, and today we finally saved this grave, but what should we do next?

I asked the fat man, "How are you going to move?" And the 200,000, where are you going to find the money? ”

The fat man gave me a blank look: "Lao Chen, are you scared stupid?" I was kicked in the head by a donkey, give him back 200,000 yuan, move his grave, and daydream about it, let's quickly find a way to get your cousin's bracelet, and then roll up and leave! When I returned to the capital and arrived at Lao Tzu's territory, I think he still dares to come to the door? ”

The fat man has always been faceless and skinless, I should have thought of this a long time ago, and there is no other way now, so I can only nod and agree.

The two of us sat for a while, and then the fat man patted his butt and got up, dragged me and said, "Go, go to your cousin, I have to ask you about things today." ”

The two of us walked all the way, and when we walked to the door of my cousin's old house, we saw the old blind man sitting at the door basking in the sun, and the fat man went over to tease him: "Yo, blind old fairy, how about you hide here?" ”

The old blind man showed a mouthful of yellow teeth and smiled: "I heard, you two are going to move the grave of the Zhao family?" ”

The fat man was not polite to him, and patted the old blind man on the shoulder: "Blind, you don't make it clear about this today, I'm not done with you, what do you mean by what you said in the wild grave just now?" ”

The old blind man didn't expect the fat man to move directly, and grinned in pain: "This master, I'm just an old blind man, cheat some food and drink, don't embarrass me!" ”

I sang with a white face next to me: "Fatty, you start lightly, how can you say that people are also old." ”

But the fat man doesn't care about these at all, he wants to be ruthless, it is definitely the master of the six relatives who don't recognize it, and he pressed the old blind man's shoulder again: "Lao Tzu is a rough man, you are honest with me, I will be polite to you, you play tricks with me, then don't blame Lao Tzu for turning his face and not recognizing people!" ”

The old blind man has been in the countryside all his life, and he has never seen such an unreasonable person as a fat man, and he has to admit it after being tossed by the fat man three or four times, so he quickly begged for mercy and said: "Two masters, this matter is not easy to say, why don't we change places?" ”

The fat man didn't talk nonsense with him, he dragged the old blind man and left, all the way to a small road with no one around, and then he smiled evilly and said: "Blind, this place is grandma doesn't care whether grandma wants it, if you dare to play tricks with us, I will immediately dig a pit and bury you!" ”

The old blind man trembled and said, "Don't dare, don't dare, the two gods descended from the sky, how dare I talk nonsense." ”

"Don't talk nonsense, hurry up!"

The fat man handed me a cigarette and lit one himself: "Well said, Lao Tzu still has a reward!" ”

The old blind man lowered his voice and said, "Chen Ming's cousin, that woman, is not a person!" ”

"Heh, not people? Are you still a fucking ghost? The fat man said with a look of disbelief.

"She's not a ghost, she's a demon!" The old blind man said categorically.

"Demon?" The fat man raised his eyebrows: "Lao Tzu is still the Jade Emperor!" What the hell are you going to talk about fasting to Lao Tzu? ”

The old blind man said anxiously, "Really! I kid you not! She's really a demon! ”

The fat man wanted to be rough again, but I stopped him: "You said she was a demon, what evidence do you have?" ”

The old blind man scratched his head and said, "I really don't have any evidence for this, but I'm very sure that she is definitely a demon, and my feelings will not be wrong!" ”

"You still feel it, don't you fucking feel that Lao Tzu is the reincarnation of Lao Tzu, the king of Hades?" The fat man teased.

The old blind man said with a serious face: "Two masters, I pat my chest and promise that my old blind man has dealt with ghosts and gods all his life, if he hadn't been blinded by a ghost at the beginning, how could he have fallen into the situation of doing white things for others!" ”

When he said this, I remembered that before the old blind man was blind, he did hear that he was a very awesome feng shui gentleman, and many famous people looked for him to see feng shui, and chose the yin house or something, but after he was blind, he became a gentleman who did white things for others.

I asked him, "Tell me, what kind of demon is she?" ”

The old blind man said embarrassedly: "Then I will also give the two grandfathers a secret, the reason why I have been wandering around your village is because decades ago, I once felt that there was going to be a demon in your village, and you know that it is very common for flat demons to catch monsters, so I thought about taking this opportunity to fight my reputation, but then something happened to delay it, and then later, I became blind." ”

He said slowly: "After I was blind, I was going to look for death, but I met a master who traveled in the clouds, and the master said that as long as I could catch a demon and take the demon pill, I could cure my eyes, so I walked around your village, trying to find out where the demon was, and then I found your new cousin, but unfortunately..."

When he was halfway through his speech, I listened to it and my heart itched, so I asked him to speak quickly, and the old blind man said unhurriedly: "It's a pity that your cousin's morality is too high, and I am not her opponent at all." ”

"You guy's storytelling skills are not good, after talking for a long time, what is that thing in Zhao Erhu's wild grave?" The fat man said impatiently.

The old blind man seemed to be asked the key point, and he refused to say, the fat man lost his patience, grabbed his neck and hit him a few times, making the old blind man cry and call his mother: "This master, it's really not that I don't want to say, this is a heavenly machine, and the heavenly machine cannot be leaked. ”

"Fuck it, what I want to listen to is the heavenly machine!" The fat man pressed the old blind man to the tree, and asked fiercely: "Either tell the truth today, or Lao Tzu will send you to report to Lord Yama!" ”

The old blind man was trembling with fright, his face was white, and he was panting vigorously, I quickly asked the fat man to restrain himself, this old guy is old, he can't figure out what kind of illness he has, don't really kill people.

The fat man didn't listen to me, shook his head and said, "Lao Chen, don't be deceived by him, this guy is pretending to be here with me, the fat on his neck has been built up several layers, and his body is fine!" ”

As he spoke, the strength in his hand increased again and he asked, "Do you want to say it?!" ”

The old blind man's face turned white and red for a while, and finally a few words came out of his mouth: "I... I say, I say! ”

Only then did the fat man let go of his hand, and the old blind man sat on the ground, panting vigorously, feeling that his lungs were about to gasp out.

It wasn't until the fat man was impatient that the old blind man said slowly: "Chen Ming, let me ask you, did your cousin's corpse go to Zhao Erhu's father's wild grave?" ”