My name is Bellian, and when you see that name, you might think, I'm a woman, yes, I'm a ...... Male! Hahaha! Get deceived! "Bang", "Bang", "Bang", "Ah-" ← - the sound of being beaten! [Note: The above scene is too brutal, children please consciously go away, Mo Da! ] 】

Okay, let me introduce myself again, my name is Belleen, I am 25 years old this year, I just graduated from my Ph.D. and entered the society, and I have two older brothers who are both married, so although I am so young, I also have three nephews and a niece! "Smack" ← – the sound of someone throwing slippers! The masses "are all 25 years old and still have few nephews"!

In this way, I also have a special cow x dad and a beautiful mother, although both of them are about to run 70 people, but they are tired all day long and are not annoying, "bang" ← the sound of being beaten by the mother, numb: stinky boy doesn't know the age of a woman can't talk nonsense! Baba: The wife dissipates her anger.

Ahem, okay, let's get back to business; I was the old son of my parents when I was 44 years old, which made my two brothers who were running 20 very depressed (╥_╥), and the age difference between my brother and my brother was too big to raise a son, you said depressed!

Mom thought that the first two were sons, and this baby should always be a daughter, but as a result, it was still a son, and Mother Bei called it a disgust, but it still didn't block it, and my mother wanted to raise a daughter's heart, so I opened the photo of me before I was 3 years old, Nima! Why am I wearing all little dresses! Fortunately, I have a strong quality in my heart and was not raised crooked by my mother! [Sao Nian, don't say it too early! ] But why did God you give me a man's body and give me a woman's face and height!

Do you know how many men I've been teased by because of this face, "Yo, is it a beautiful appointment?" "The beauty is dating your sister! Lao Tzu is a man! Male!

Because of this height of 175, from junior high school to high school, I actually mixed in the second row of the women's pile, and I had to sit in the fourth, fifth, and sixth rows! Obviously, my dad and my brother are close to 190, and (ಥ_ಥ) even their 15-year-old nephews are taller than themselves! There is also a reason for the wood! ← – the shortest of the men in the family!

Maybe even God can't stand it, so he gave me a good brain, jumped two levels without saying anything, and let me learn 4 languages other than Chinese during college, where to find people like me! ← 1. Should we have applause here?

So I decided that today, I want to take the first step in my life, go to society, and go to the pinnacle of life!

It's a pity that I didn't take this first stepTM who was so lacking in morality and stole the manhole cover! Young Master Ben actually fell into the sewer, and then, hanging! Heaven is jealous of talents, where is the reason!

Later, I learned that my death was a complete accident! The reason is that the two newly appointed imps were too excited and drunk, and hooked the wrong soul!! I'm so angry with Young Master Ben!

At the moment, I am in the palace of Hades, talking to Hades, but why does Hades seem so cowardly?

"Lord Belen, I was wrong, I was really wrong! Please stop tossing! We really can't afford your 100th toss! The crying snot and tears in front of me make people ...... I can't bear to look at it!

"Stop! I seem to be here for the first time, the one you said, has the same name as me? Bellian looked confused.

Hades was stunned for three seconds, as if he thought of something and said to himself, "Oh, I forgot, Lord Lian, you drank Meng Po soup, and you can't remember what happened before, it's okay!" ”

Bellian waited impatiently on the side, "What are you talking about, hurry up and explain how I died, or I will blow up your Hades Palace!" So Bellian had an extra bomb in her hand that she didn't know where to go!

Hades shuddered, and immediately explained the ins and outs clearly, and sent the two little ghosts to the ← - the strength of the pit teammates, the king of Hades.

"In other words, I shouldn't have died, these two things were mistaken!" Bei Lian's tone extinguished a few of the ghost fires in the underworld, and the king of Hades shook his body and wanted to cry without tears, "That's simple, just send me back again!" "Bellian raised her eyebrows, there is a posture that if you dare not send me back, I will blow up this place!

"Send it, you can't send it back, your body, now, has been cremated now." Hades had the courage to speak out.

There was a thunderclap on a sunny day, and Bellian couldn't believe it, "Me, it seems like I've only been here for a few minutes, right?" "How can it be cremated? Bellian didn't dare ask, he was afraid it would be the answer he knew.

Hades took a deep breath, "Because the underworld is not in the same space, a day here is a year there!" "The king of Hades regretted it after saying it, what if this angered this ancestor!

Bellian sighed and took out the bomb again, "Sure enough, let's blow it up here!" "←—Calm down, young man, impulsiveness is the devil!

Hades hugged Belin's leg and cried out with a "wow" sound: "Don't, my lord!" I promise that in the next life, you will have clothes to stretch out your hands and food to open your mouth, and the people around you will revolve around you! ”

Bellian raised her eyebrows, "Really" "It's really more real than real gold" Hades nodded, and the speed of the nod made people wonder if it would be broken in the next second.

"Go, reincarnate" Bellian turned around and touched the tears overflowing from the corners of her eyes where others couldn't see them, Dad, mom and son are gone, good luck to me; Hearing this, Hades quickly stepped forward to lead the way, and walked to a well, and the wise man said that "My lord, this is the well of death, you just jump down" Bellian jumped down without thinking about it.

Halfway through, I heard "Lord Hades, you are mistaken, that side is humane, and this side is demonic!" Also, Meng Po soup hasn't been drunk yet! ”

Bellian spit out a mouthful of old blood without holding back, and before she was still conscious, she raised her middle finger upward, "You, sister, yes!" ”

Small theater

"About Meng Po Soup"

Onicha: Your Excellency, why don't we pull him up again?

Hades: I'm going to die! He must have gone back to the underworld and blew it up!

Ghost Difference: But this Meng Po soup ......

At this time, Meng Po came over.

Meng Po: My mother wants to resign!

Yan:... Then you drink the soup

Oni: ............