Chapter 880: Ren Suo, who was betrayed and framed
“…… Although you're a little embarrassed when you don't admit yourself, your beautiful girl form is really beautiful, and I forgive you. ”
Zhao Huo glanced at Ren Suo with disdain while nibbling on the chicken wing root and drinking beer, and said lightly.
I asked you a question, and you denied triple + Ex, and fools know that you have a problem!
Ren Suo looked bitter, he didn't expect that his black history ten years ago would be turned out, and Zhao Huo, who only had muscles in his brain, actually had an IQ on the line one day?
He asked, "When did you find out?" ”
"Ten years ago, after I got married to my wives, I honestly confessed to them this almost cheating relationship." Zhao Huo said: "They checked the student roster with me, and finally determined that there is absolutely no 'little lock' in the academy, either I am dreaming, or someone is tricking me." ”
"And you directly use the pseudonym 'Xiaosuo (Suo)', in their words: When the time comes, when we are together, I don't even need to change the title, just use this as your nickname ......"
"Stop, stop, the more you talk, the more disgusting it gets." Ren Suo said he couldn't stand it.
Zhao Huo pouted: "Are you embarrassed to say?" How beautiful it was when we first met, how hard I vomited that night. By the way, this is also one of the reasons why I can't marry you, God knows if you have children......"
Ren Suo directly kicked the "Roaming Refractive Rainbow Spiral Pile Driver" with his foot: "Fuck you, you say I can, you dare to say my child?" ”
Zhao Huo stretched out his right hand, and the orange flame appeared and condensed into armor, and instantly cast the "Exterminating Dragon Armor" to steadily block Ren Suo's kick: "Okay, I was wrong." Now you're wrong once, I'm wrong once, and everyone is even. ”
Ren Suo then withdrew his feet and continued to fry the chicken, and asked, "Then why didn't you tell me ten years ago?" ”
Zhao Huo looked at Ren Suo with the eyes of caring for mentally handicapped children: "Do you think that 'the beautiful girl who turned into a brother dumped me fiercely' is something worth telling others?" ”
Ren Suo shrugged: "I don't know, I haven't tried, we ordinary people have done our best just to live, not as wonderful as you." ”
Zhao Huo raised his eyebrows slightly: "That's right, you haven't tried to be dumped by a beautiful girl transformed into a brother, after all, you haven't been dumped......"
Ren Suo hurriedly changed the topic: "Then you didn't say it ten years ago, so you should bury this secret in the grave, why do you turn over these old accounts now to answer me?" ”
"...... should you be in the diaphragm? It's like it's my fault. Zhao Huo tugged at the corners of his mouth: "Hawkers, we've known each other for so many years, I think you seem to be in trouble tonight, and you're being chased and killed by your own wife, so of course I'm going to take action." ”
Ren Suo looked confused: "Why did you make a move?" ”
"As the so-called blessings are incomparable, disasters are not one-way, I don't want you to be sad and sad." Zhao Huo smiled, then restrained his smile and said, "Do you still remember my last confession to Xiao Suo (Chapter 777)?" ”
Ren Suo: "Who would remember something so long, the chat history is gone after my WeChat update." ”
Zhao Huo drank a can of beer and said softly: "'I can't give you flowers when you're 17 years old, I hope I can drink with you when you're 27 years old'...... It's been exactly 10 years now, and I've kind of fulfilled my promise. ”
"Yo, it's quite sensational." Ren Suo snorted: "Then should I turn into a beautiful girl and give you a glass of wine?" ”
Zhao Huo took out a bottle of water of life with 96% alcohol content from the cabinet and put it in front of Ren Suo with a 'bang': "Please!" ”
Ren Suo: "...... I suspect that after I finished drinking, I didn't have snow in the chrysanthemum. ”
"Speaking of the late season, why were you suddenly chased and killed by your wives tonight?" Zhao Huo looked curious: "What happened to you and Xiao Jiu finally happened?" Or ...... white"
Ren Suo squirted out a mouthful of beer: "Don't slander me with empty mouths and white teeth!" My lawyer's letter warns you! ”
Zhao Huo instantly cast a defensive spell to block the splashed beer, and said with a smile on his chin: "Think about it, it was probably September 21 last year - the day of Xiao Jiu's birthday?" ”
Ren Suo looked at Zhao Huo with a shocked expression, his jaw was about to drop, and he suddenly hid in the corner of the room and shivered: "You...... Are you stalking me? ”
"You might as well follow Xiao Jiu with me, it's more reasonable." Zhao Huo snorted: "My wife Xiaoshu told me!" ”
Ren Suo was even more frightened, and casually threw a green healing light at Zhao Huo's head: "What, your wife is following me!?" ”
"You're thinking about fart!" Zhao Huo directly picked up the fried chicken leg and threw it over, Ren Suo opened his mouth to bite it, "My wife also attended Xiao Jiu's birthday dinner that day, and she could see at a glance that Xiao Jiu had completed the transformation from a girl to a woman before attending the dinner." ”
Ren Suo: "...... How many girls have you harmed to make your wife cultivate such a pair of golden eyes. ”
Zhao Huo said angrily: "Not a single one!" My only potential cheating partner is you! Xiaoshu is a therapeutic monk who specializes in obstetrics and gynecology, gynecology and other directions, is it strange that she has this eyesight? She didn't know how many girls she had seen who had tasted the forbidden fruit for the first time. ”
Ren Suo: "I'm also a healing monk!" Why don't I have this eyesight? No matter how I look at it, I think an otaku like you who has no nightlife is a virgin! ”
Zhao Huo said: "Is playing Huangyou late at night a virgin!?" You're prejudice! ”
They talked and went into trash talk again, and when the fried chicken legs were finished, Ren Suo said: "You guessed all wrong, the reason why I was hunted down is even more incredible than you said." ”
Zhao Huo raised his eyebrows slightly, and his expression became serious: "What's the matter?" ”
Is it because of the child's problem? Ren Suo got into trouble with the children?
Or is there a new storm? Ren Suo can't continue to be a daddy, and he wants to follow Asgard to save the world?
"You may find it unbelievable, but in fact, ......" Ren Suo said word by word: "I'm on good terms with Xianyu." ”
Zhao Huo: "......"
After three seconds, Zhao Huo directly picked up a chicken wing root and smashed it.
"Whew! Chicken! Hoo! You! He said with a look of disdain: "Who doesn't know this of yours!?" Waste my expressions. ”
Ren Suo looked shocked: "What, aren't I and Xianyu hiding deeply?" Shouldn't you think she's just pure good friends with me? ”
"Is there a pure friendship between a man and a woman? Yes, definitely, but you don't. Zhao Huo snapped his fingers and said, "Ten years ago, the women who were familiar with you were Dong Chengling, Qiao Muyi, Gu Yueyan, and Lin Xianyu, and then you brought a Luna and a younger sister, and you turned a Xiaojiu halfway, and to this day, you haven't let any of them go." ”
"It can be said that it is a shame for me to know you, and I suspect that when future generations look back on the glorious history of the Dragon King, they will definitely think that "knowing Ren Suo" is a deductible achievement for me."
Ren Suo retorted: "Before you say this, let's also look at the number of wives!" The remnant of the four, all three of them are your wives! ”
Zhao Huo stuck out his tongue and mocked: "The number of my wives is less than half of yours." If you're a perfect scumbag, then I'm 50 points, which is considered an unqualified scumbag! ”
Zhao Huo suddenly remembered something, showed a knowing smile, snorted and said, "Speaking of this, you have to thank me." If I hadn't killed a dragon back then, you think you would still be so energetic drinking with me today? ”
Ren Suo opened his mouth and wanted to refute, but he couldn't say a word - because Zhao Huo was right.
If it weren't for Zhao Huo killing a dragon back then, Ren Suo would indeed not be able to live so freely now.
Eight years ago, Zhao Huo, who had been cultivated in the fifth transformation, broke into an underground cave in a secret realm, fought a bloody battle with a black dragon that had been banned for thousands of years, and finally killed an adult dragon at the cost of one foot and one hand. Afterwards, Zhao Huo dissected the heart of the black dragon and squeezed out three cups of the black dragon's heart blood, one cup was drunk by himself, and one cup was drunk by Ren Suo, who rushed to the scene to treat him afterwards.
What's the use of the Black Dragon's hard work?
The official statement is: overall physical fitness enhancement. This statement is indeed true.
And the hidden effect of the black dragon's blood...... To put it simply, Zhao Huo and Ren Suo except for the game nights they strive for every week, their nightlife is basically full at other times, and their husband and wife life is particularly harmonious.
By the way, the fertility rate of monks is really low, the stronger the lower it is, and the fourth turn is a turning point, comparable to male sterilization and female menopause, and now monks who want to have children basically have to complete this life event before the fourth turn.
Of course, there are also benefits to having children after a high turn - according to an intranet survey, the talent of the children conceived after cultivating to reach a high turn may be better.
But Ren Suo now has five children, and Zhao Huo has three children, which is simply two outliers in the group of monks. In addition to luck and other factors, their more critical reason is actually that quantitative change causes qualitative change.
No matter how low the odds are, as long as you have enough times, you can still succeed. Their example perfectly illustrates the principle of 'as long as the kung fu deep iron pestle is sharpened into a needle'.
Ren Suo suddenly remembered something and asked, "By the way, is Ren Zao's son born?" Cheng Ling mentioned it to me before...... Looks like twins? ”
Zhao Huo said: "Where did you get the gossip, it's obviously a daughter, and it's not a twin, it's a quintuplet!" Five! The last time I went to the Great Wall, I took a look at it, and I felt that my daughter was cuter. ”
Ren Suo squirted, opened his left hand and stretched out five fingers: "Quintuplets!?" What a dick you can sit in! It's really ten years of sharpening a sword, and the frost blade has never been tried. As soon as the connoisseur makes a move, a sword divides five shadows! ”
As mentioned above, after Zhao Huo slayed the dragon, he squeezed three cups of black dragon's hard work. He and Ren Suo shared two cups, and one cup was handed over to the Great Wall, as for who drank it...... That, of course, is to let the leader come first.
After Ren Zao came back in 1999, it didn't take a few months to completely crack the hidden danger of the champion's bloodline. He is still in charge of basic theory and spell research, after all, there are too few facts in this world that are worthy of his shot, and the pretending business of the Great Wall is basically in charge of Youjian, but he can finally move around, and he and Cha Xian'er can appreciate the great rivers and mountains of this great world together.
Within a few months, Ren was taken by the tea fairy. Three years later, Ren Suo and others attended his wedding ceremony as friends, but at that time, everyone's attention was not on the bride and groom at all, but on taking pictures of the best man - that may be the only time or twice in his life that You Jian has worn a dress, and the next time he wants to see it, he can only wait for You Jian to get married.
The bridesmaids are also very interesting, because they are the messengers of calamity sent by Asgard.
In the past three years, Ren Suo has also played many games, including using the "Clear Spring Flow" to ask the Calamity Messenger to help him many times. You Jian was stunned to seize these opportunities, and every time he went over to lick the Calamity Messenger, and after licking it for three years, the Calamity Messenger was finally licked by him, which can be described as a typical licking dog to fill everything in the end.
Ren Zao also has a lot of connections with Asgard, so Ren Suo pushed the boat and let the calamity messenger go to the wedding. The Calamity Messenger also agreed to Youjian's engagement at the wedding, but if they wanted to get married, they would have to wait a little longer.
After Ren Suo was promoted to a level 7 player, "Clear Spring Flowing" underwent an evolution, with a small function: "Players can consume 10,000 hours of summonable time to permanently summon a game character, and they can summon the game character indefinitely."
10,000 hours, equivalent to 416 days. For Ren Suo, who consumed summonable time to the second at that time, it was simply an unattainable goal.
However, starting from the 7-star game, the summonable time obtained by clearing the high-star game is basically a few hours. Of course, the significant increase in rewards also means that the difficulty of the game has skyrocketed, and players often need to summon game characters to complete the level.
Thanks to Lin Xianyu's joining, the clearance efficiency of the small world game console has been greatly improved, and the summonable time of "Clear Spring Flowing" has also accumulated more and more, and now it has a full 9,000 hours. It is estimated that in another year or two, after clearing a few more ten-star games, Ren Suo will be able to redeem the Calamity Messenger from the small world game console.
Players who wait for Ren Suo to be promoted to level 10 can clear the 11-star, 12-star, and 13-star games, and the time accumulation speed of "Clear Spring Flowing" can be summoned, and the speed of accumulation will be faster.
In another ten or twenty years, Ren Suo may be able to permanently summon all the game characters into reality. This is also one of his current wishes.
Speaking of Renza, Renza is undoubtedly a stark example of the fertility rate of monks. He must have researched a lot of spells to increase his chances, and he had been strengthened by the black dragon's painstaking efforts, but it still took a full seven years to bear fruit.
It's just that this result is also scary!
Five shots!
The monks are crying!
With this fertility alone, the strongest head of the Ren family in 2,000 years is none other than Ren Zao!
Ren Suo was surprised, suddenly thought of something, and asked, "All five are girls?" ”
Zhao Huo nodded: "All five of them are, and they all seem to have inherited the bloodline of the Ren family." ”
Ren Suo touched his chin: "I think I can find Ren Za to order a doll to kiss ......"
Zhao Huo saw that Ren Suo's thief was not dead, and snorted: "Return the baby...... Now there are five, which one are you going to order? ”
Ren Suo didn't speak, Zhao Huo glanced at him a few times, and suddenly understood it, and couldn't help but shake his head: "Ren Suo, put away your bold ideas." The five members of your family, at most, will let you kneel on the keyboard, and they won't kill you, but Ren Zao will really kill you. ”
"And when I looked at the quintuplets, You Jian was staring at me, and I knew as soon as I looked at him that he was the kind of uncle who 'doted on children'. When the time comes, he will not only beat you, but even your son's stuffy stick, don't say I didn't warn you. ”
Ren Suo thought about it, and immediately extinguished the idea of preparing a fifth-share flower marriage for his son, and sighed: "You don't want to, and it's not feasible for Ren to sit down...... What about Yu Kuangtu and Li Dan? By the way, I haven't seen them in a long time......"
Zhao Huo said with a smile: "Of course you haven't seen it, they and Bai Ji are both subordinate to the Global Disaster Countermeasures Force, the volcanic eruption here and the sudden typhoon and tsunami here need them to solve it, and when you have time to come back, you will also go to find your wife and son to rekang tou, where will you think of you as an idle person in society." ”
After Qin Lian graduated, he naturally became the owner of Yu Kuangtu; Li Dan and Yao Fei also achieved good things five years ago. The wedding banquet of these two families was attended by Ren Suo's family.
Zhao Huo said again: "Don't think about it, Li Dan and Yu Kuangtu both gave birth to sons, and it seems that they are the same year as your family's four and five juniors, so you might as well take care of your daughter." ”
Ren Suo's eyes were cold: "Heh, those boys dare to approach their daughters, see if I don't knock them on their sticks!" ”
Zhao Huo really secretly sweated for Xiao Tian, and put on this unreliable father, if Xiao Tian didn't hurry up to cultivate, I was afraid that one day someone would knock him down. It's best to inherit his mother's awakening spell, or at least run faster.
Full of wine, Ren Suo hooked his fingers: "Mobile phone, hurry up and get it." ”
Zhao Huo looked at his phone, nodded, patted his butt and said, "Follow me, my extra phone is in the living room." ”
Ren Suo followed Zhao Huo out of the bedroom, but at the moment when Ren Suo stepped out of the room, Zhao Huo suddenly burst out!
Orange dragon flames ignited on his body, and his aura boiled and exploded, transforming from a dead otaku into a predator in an instant!
Zhao Huo roared angrily: "Look at me, cub!" ”
"Dragon King Heavenly Venerable"!
Rao is no matter how strong Ren Suo is, he was still shocked by Zhao Huo at this moment!
Although Ren Suo used the "Heavenly God Descending to Earth" to get out of the state of mind control in the next second, at this time, a hand suddenly stretched out from the side and firmly grasped Ren Suo's arm with supreme divine power!
The energy level of this power is far more than the eighth turn, and it is useless to let the demon be exempted!
"co~co~da~yo~ (Here)" Luna tilted her head to look at Ren Suo and grinned, "yes, it was Luna who caught Soso, and Luna won!" ”
Ren Suo's eyes widened angrily, and he looked at Zhao Huo in disbelief: "You betrayed me!?" ”
"I just want to be a good person now, and do you think that I will really write off the fact that you turned into a beautiful girl and deceived me back then?" Zhao Huo was next to the wall and said quietly: "Give me a chance, I actually just want to see you beaten by your wife." ”
Ren Suo shouted: "Damn! I'll tell your daughter about that year! You wait to be despised by your own daughter! ”
"If my misfortune can shatter your happiness." Zhao Huo had a 'martyr' expression on his face: "Then everything is worth it." ”
Luna opened her right hand, revealing a triangular rune glowing with purple and blue glow in her palm: "Suoso~Let's go home~"
Ren Suo started brainstorming in his head, thousands of spells, thousands of magical powers, Ren Suo instantly found a way to break the game-
"Meow~~~~"
Ren Suo's meow is a condensation of his lifelong cat language purification, screaming and wearing a turn, sharp but long, elegant with urgency, all the cats within a radius of dozens of miles woke up when they heard the sound!
Luna was stunned for a moment, blushing and twisting her waist, but still said firmly, "No! Sister Ling wants me to take you back! We'll talk about giving birth to cubs later! ”
Ren Suo's expression became as sad as the blue Danube, and his voice turned like a labyrinth: "Meow~~Nei~~"
Luna's body shuddered at this, and she couldn't help but let go of Ren Suo's hand.
Ren Suo's eyes flashed, right now-
"Want to run?"
The moonlight shines through the floor-to-ceiling windows of the villa, draped over Ren Suo like a light veil. Gu Yueyan silently approached Ren Suo, and a palm was imprinted on Ren Suo's chest!
"Where the light is there, I am within my reach." Gu Yueyan said softly: "Mr. Suo, the moonlight is beautiful tonight. ”
Before Ren Suo could react, the sealed "Spell Technique" on his body was unsealed. The space spell left by Dong Chengling on it took effect instantly, allowing Ren Suo to directly perform a spatial jump.
In the blink of an eye, Ren Suo returned to a familiar place.
Ren Suo instantly looked around and confirmed that there was no one around, and couldn't help but be slightly stunned.
How could there be no one? So what's the use of them getting me back? I can run away at any time now......
But when he saw the room he was in clearly, Ren Suo's expression changed instantly!
The room was very messy, the sponge floor that covered the whole room was full of all kinds of toys, all kinds of picture books, all kinds of dolls, but there were a few packs of snacks that had been opened but not finished in the toy box where the toys should be placed, and there were also a few clay villains on the small bookshelf where the books should be placed - not Zhao Huo's expensive clay villains, but handmade products made by himself.
However, the five small beds were empty, and the quilts were lifted. Ren Suo touched it and found that there was still a trace of warmth left on it, so he hurriedly opened the door and ran out, shouting loudly: "Xiaotian, no time-"
"Daddy!"
A little girl in a nightdress flew over, and Ren Suo opened the "Time Wanderer" to catch her carefully, and whispered: "Don't jump so high next time!" It's easy to hit your head! ”
Five-year-old Immaculate grinned, and suddenly pouted away from Ren Suo's face: "Dad! You smell of alcohol! ”
"Daddy, Daddy-" Two perfectly synchronized soft glutinous milk sounds sounded, two-year-old Heiyin and two-year-old Xiyue staggered over holding hands, Ren Suo squatted down and put down the flawlessness, rubbing the little heads of the two daughters, "Miss Dad?"
"Yes!" Kuroyin and Nozomi replied loudly.
Ren Suo's heart was about to melt, he suddenly straightened his face and asked, "Xiaotian, why didn't you take your sisters to sleep so late?" Boy, Daddy is disappointed in you. ”
Six-year-old Xiaotian hadn't spoken yet, and four-year-old Xingshi said loudly: "Don't blame my brother!" It was Sister Xianyu who woke us up! ”
"Scared? Blame me? Lin Xianyu, who was sitting on the sofa in the living room and playing with his mobile phone, looked confused.
Xiaotian shook his head and said calmly: "It's my fault, I felt a fluctuation of aura when I was sleeping, so I came out to see what the situation was, and then found that my mothers were gone." Thinking something was going on, I called my sisters to get up and wait for Mom and Dad to come back. ”
At this moment, the aura suddenly shook one after another, and Luna, Gu Yueyan, Dong Chengling, Qiao Muyi, Ren Xingmei and Xiao Jiu appeared in the living room at the same time.
Ren Suo's expression froze, but now that he was being held by Flawless, Xiyue and Heiyin, he could only sigh faintly.
Dong Chengling smiled slightly: "My dear, welcome home." ”