Lord Hyotong, you can't go in! This is where men stop, even the head of the house can enter, and this is a sanctuary for women! (Xiaoting's mother-in-law said)

Old woman, now is not the time to talk about this, get out of the way! Yizhen! Let Ilzhen come out! (Zuo Xiaotong said)

Why are you looking for that girl again? I just said I was going to kick her out, and now I'm coming to her again, I'm fed up with you! If she doesn't leave, then I'll go, and you'll decide whether you want that girl or me. (Xiaoting's mother-in-law said)

Why do you add a "la" at the end of your sentence? Disgusting to death, old woman! (Xiaotong said)

I'm sorry, the young master can't control that girl at all. She is a tigress and will bring disaster to the Zuo family! She is clearly in love with the property! (Xiaoting said)

The catastrophe you are talking about has already happened! Looks like someone has come to make trouble! Pei Ci and the hot four gods of the Zuo family are running around in the field! The family has been turned upside down! And among the guys who broke in, one of them claimed to be Yizhen's younger brother! I've been confused! So let's ask! (Xiaotong said)

Her brother? It's terrible, it's a family, it's all savage! (Xiaoting's mother-in-law said)

Get out of the way! (Iljeong shouts)

(Ilzhen runs out)

Ah, it's a chastity! Hey, you stop, stinky girl! (Xiaoting's mother-in-law said)

(Ahh And everyone... ）

(Thatched house)

Unexpectedly, the enemy's main general would be Lord Zuo Zongtang. I'm not going to show mercy, I'm going to decide the winner. (Wei Qian said)

Pipe dream. I conclude that you are no match for me at all. (Zuo Zongtang said)

I'll give you what I said, old man. Still don't get it? You're already a turtle in an urn. (Fei Hong said)

Don't worry, I'll take you all up for a blood sacrifice later. But before that, there's something to work out. (Liu Jintang said)

Can anyone send some paper paper!!

(The four shout...) ）

It's so close, the enemy's lord is so close, but I can't move! Your name is Liu Jintang? What are you doing? Didn't you just get the upper hand? (Wei Qian said)

I couldn't help it, but now it's a lot easier. Ah, it still doesn't work. (Liu Jintang said)

Do you know why people have two hands? (Fei Hong said)

Don't worry, Bao Zhilin! Hope cannot be given up. (Wei Qian said)

Lord Zuo Zongtang? Feed... Why don't you talk for half a day? You okay? Don't! This is the enemy's trick! (Liu Jintang said)

Wait, now is not the time to care about whether the enemy is or not. If you continue to be trapped here, then what kind of fighting and poop... (Fei Hong said)

Don't mention the word "poop" now! My stomach hurts! (Liu Jintang said)

You've got to get paper first, don't you?

So be it... Truce before wiping your butt again, agree? (Fei Hong said)

Do you want me to cooperate with the enemy? Do you think I'm going to be fooled? (Liu Jintang said)

Your poop stinks, how long will it take! (Fei Hong said)

Jintang, this is also forced to be helpless. For now, let's put aside the fight for the time being and concentrate on how to wipe our butts. (Zuo Zongtang said)

Since you talk about cooperation, do you think of any way? (Wei Qian said)

We don't have paper, but we have wisdom. If the four adults use their brains, they will definitely think of a way. (Fei Hong said)

It's four adults, but it's four adults with poop on their buttocks. What can such an adult do? By the way, are we still adults? (Wei Qian said)

Don't look down on yourself, and at this time you need to keep your spirit high. No matter what the situation, you must not lose your nature. (Zuo Zongtang said)

That being said, you also have poop on your buttocks. (Wei Qian said)

Let's start with an analysis of the current situation. Now there is no toilet paper in this toilet, and because it is rarely used, no one should come. (Fei Hong said)

If you don't wipe your buttocks, you won't even be able to put on your pants, so you won't be able to call for help. (Wei Qian said)

Are we left to fend for ourselves? (Mr. Wei Qian asked)

Then let's take out everything we have. (Fei Hong said)

How do you get that kind of thing? (Liu Jintang said)

(There won't be any paper sheets...) If there were, I would have wiped my ass and killed the others. Everyone else is the same, and everyone should know that. But why do you still say that... Bao Zhi Lin... I understand your intentions.

In the current state of limits, taking the same action for a common purpose leads to a strong sense of companionship. In this way, let's think of each other as not enemies.

And then another attack is unprepared. I'm afraid that among us... No one would want to cooperate. The slightest neglect will lead to disaster... Not only that, but it is also necessary to wipe the ass before the enemy ... Once you fall behind, you will be miserable. So... O God... The one who can get the paper one step ahead of others will win the battle! ）

(Wei Qian always thought to himself)

Hey, do you have any great ideas in mind? (Fei Hong asks)

No. (Zuo Zongtang said)

I can't think of it either. (Liu Jintang said)

(Let's join them first, and I'll do it when they show their flaws...) ）

(Liu Jintang thought to himself)

Hey, I don't know if this one can be used.

This one... I have a few planks here. (Zuo Zongtang said)

(Wooden... It turned out to be a wooden plank!! Just kidding! Then the whole ass will be bloody! I would have said this in normal times... But in the current situation, if there is a plank... Enough to save a life! I want it so much! ）

(Wei Qian always thought to himself)

What are you kidding, stinky old man! Wipe your ass with that thing, I'm afraid it'll bleed like a river. (Fei Hong said)

(Wait!) Calm down, Bao Zhilin, don't be fooled, don't be deceived by words like "plank". Although it is a wooden board, the predecessor of paper is wood, which is exactly the paper we urgently need.

No, this guy... He's pretending to be unwanted by us... He actually wanted planks very much! That thing is in the hands of the enemy, and if you want it, you will expose your weakness.

He wanted to hide this, pretend to reject the other party, make the old man lose interest in the plank, and then try to get his hands on it.

This kid... Much deeper than we are. Have I been making enemies of such a horrible guy... But today he's in the same camp as me, and he's more reliable than anyone else. In that case, I'm here to help. ）

Just kidding, old man, that's a plank! You should first polish your head with a plank! (Wei Qian said)

Lord Zuo Zongtang, what we need is hand paper, which is just the predecessor of paper. Throw it away, preferably yourself. (Liu Jintang said)

What are you talking about! In this case, the planks are enough to save a life! (Wei Qian said)

Saving a life? Are you overthinking? (Liu Jintang said)

Hey, you're going too far. However, there may be. Grandpa, lend me a look. (Fei Hong said)

Refuse... Reject and accept! I have been refusing it before, and now I am suddenly accepting it! Let the other party hear such kind words when they are completely denied... Even if you are a person who has been through a hundred battles, I am afraid that you will not be able to parry! (Liu Jintang thought to himself)

Forget it. (Zuo Zongtang said)

Hey, don't lose your temper. (Fei Hong said)

Yes... It's all in his calculations. From the time we agreed with his plan, all the way to the time he blamed the old man, he expected it and used it... (Mr. Wei Qian said in his heart)

No... No way! In this way, have I been toyed with by him all the time? It's like Yao Lao absorbing Xiao Yan's fighting spirit... Can.. Scary guy, the pattern is too different. I lost. We... Totally lost... (Liu Jintang said in his heart)

(Four planks suddenly appear)

Now all four of us have it. (Zuo Zongtang said)

Miscellaneous... What the! What's going on? (Liu Jintang said in his heart)

Adults, Bao Zhilin... Do you really use this?

The planks are three times thicker than I expected! And there are thorns! If you rub it with it, your butt will really peel off a layer of skin. (Mr. Wei Qian said in his heart)

Until now, I can only wipe it with it... Although I don't recommend it. (Zuo Zongtang said)

Rustle...

Friction sounds? No way... Ay? Really fake... Don't... Lord Zuo Zongtang... Really rubbing! You can't be wrong, he's really wiping with a plank! How... How can it be! That's something that I feel scared of.

Yao Lao... Could it be that he is the medicine elder who absorbed Xiao Yan's fighting spirit?

(Wei Qian was puzzled)

Hehe... Lord Zuo Zongtang, you can think of it. These are all tactics to oppress the enemy's psychology. In the absence of tissue paper, it is natural to fall into the contradiction of whether it should be erased or not, as long as the other party loses calm judgment, it will be tricked. (Liu Jintang said in his heart)

Rustle rustle ....

Oh, old man, this board is so thick, it's really easy to use... (Fei Hong said)

Yes... No way? It's not true... Don't... He's rubbing too? No, he's not wiping his ass, it can't be. But he's really wiping! Really wipe it with it! No... No way! If you wipe your ass with that, you won't sit down again.

Lin Zhentian... Could it be that he is the first Yuan Dan master of the Lin family. The inner clan of the original Lin family, because of a failed mission, led to great losses in the clan, so they were expelled from the inner clan and sent to this Qingyang Town to establish the Lin family. Under the transmission of Lin Dong's Yang Gang Qi, he advanced to the Xiao Yuan Dan realm and condensed the four-star Yuan Dan? (Liu Jintang said in his heart)

Belch... What am I going to do? Do you want to wipe it? Can you only wipe it? (Mr. Wei Qian said in his heart)

No, no, no, I can't do it, let me kill foreigners or be a turtle, that's all... No... You can't kill foreigners. (Liu Jintang said in his heart)

However, if you don't wipe it, you can only wait to be killed! In order to win... For that person, for the sake of winning...

(Two people say in their hearts)

Miss Ilzhen. So that I can see Miss Ilzhen's smile...

Master... In order to protect the young master, in order to protect your ambition, let me do anything.

(The two took out a black and white photo of Yizhen and Zuo Peici)

This one... Isn't it just paper?

No! Wait, are you going to wipe your ass with Miss Ilzhen's face? This kind of thing... No, boards, and no.

Master, I can wipe your poop with my own face. But I can't wipe it with your face! Neither can planks.

(The two said in their hearts)

Bang!!!

(Two people kick the door open)

Miss Ilzhen!! (Mr. Wei Qian shouted)

Master!!

I'm so sorry for you! It is my duty to protect the young master's ambition. Although in order to allow the young master to win... And rude to him, but in the end... Or am I too incompetent, next time... No, I guess I still don't dare to use a plank.

(Liu Jintang fell...) ）

Miss Ilzhen... I'm sorry... Although I have only persevered until now to see Miss Ilzhen's smile, I can only go here.

I'm a person... It's a fool...

(Wei Qian's ass is red... Then he fell... ）