Seeing Xue Bocai appear rashly, Fan Mengmeng's face turned cold, and she became angry.

"Don't come here, you come back, you want to kill me? We broke up! ”

She stamped her feet and ran down the hill in a rage.

At this moment, she is focused on getting home as soon as possible, taking a good shower, and changing into clean clothes.

Xue Bocai was like swallowing a cockroach, and his face was extremely ugly.

After pursuing Fan Mengmeng for more than two years, she only agreed to date during the day, and just held hands, but before the day was over, she even proposed to break up.

In order to celebrate Fan Mengmeng's promise to be his girlfriend, he wanted to have fun with Zhou Lu tonight as part of the celebration carnival.

As everyone knows,

Zhou Lu is a straight man of steel, no, he is simply a straight man of diamonds, he was not tempted at all, and he actually scolded Fan Mengmeng and cried.

I didn't expect that,

Zhou Lu can catch ghosts, and he is not afraid that Ding Wang will pretend to be a ghost to scare him, so he kicks Ding Wang away, and then the real ghost appears, and Zhou Lu becomes a lifesaver for everyone......

Zhou Lu took the limelight, he lost face, and now Fan Mengmeng wants to break up, losing his wife and breaking up his army.

Xue Bocai glanced at Zhou Lu, his jealousy flashed, and then chased after Fan Mengmeng.

Ding Wang and the others also left.

After a while, the roar of the car broke the silence of the night, and gradually faded away.

It is not far from the winding mountain road where the car can be driven, and the cars of Fan Mengmeng and Xue Bocai are parked there.

"Push your lungs and run so fast one by one."

Zhou Lu turned around and found that he was the only one left.

I don't know why just now, Fan Mengmeng squatted in front of her, stretched out her hands and waited, this scene, this atmosphere, I couldn't pee a drop.

Especially his gaze swept from top to bottom, sweeping to the white flowers in Fan Mengmeng's collar, the two jade rabbits were white and big, and the middle ravines were deep......

Beside oneself...... It's hard......

The harder it is, the more you can't pee.

Fan Mengmeng couldn't stand it, her squatting posture changed to a kneeling position, and finally she grabbed ............

I was excited, and finally urinated out, but because of the intense shaking, the excessive output drenched her face and body, and she also had it on her pants.

It's good to pee out, otherwise maybe she would have used her mouth.

This girl is too rude, stay away from her in the future.

Zhou Lu had a grudge in his heart, and said to himself: "Who is it, save her twice, and don't say a word of thanks." ”

"Thank you......"

A soft and pleasant voice sounded.

"You're welcome, uh...... Who!? ”

Zhou Lu sensed that something was wrong, it didn't seem to be Fan Mengmeng's voice, and the voice came from the tree.

What caught her eye was a beautiful woman in ancient costume, with her eyes cut water, her fairy posture, waist-length green silk and skirt skirt, dancing lightly in the wind, under the stars and moon, she was like a fairy in white who descended from the heavenly realm to the mortal world.

The skin of her hands and face was too pale, but it did not affect her beauty in the slightest.

If she is not a fairy, she is also a stunning young lady with a peerless elegance, and she will be so captivating with a smile and a smile.

Why do you run to the mountains in ancient costumes in the middle of the night?

There was no costume set nearby.

And what made Zhou Lu panic the most was that she was sitting on a horizontal branch.

She's been peeping in the trees?

The fairy in white jumped down from the tree and gave a salute in the ancient way.

"Slave Master Li, Xie Gongzi wake up."

"Summoning ...... Awaken...... Master Li ............"

Zhou Lu's heart shook.

I remember that in "Water Margin", there is the first prostitute in the world named Li Shishi, who is said to be the first beauty in the Northern Song Dynasty, and the archaeological excavation on the mountain is the ancient tomb of the Song Dynasty......

I'll go, I'll wake up a thousand-year-old female ghost???

The wild ghosts that were disposed of were just small shrimps, and this was the main thing.

Zhou Lu was shocked, and his scalp was numb.

Stabilization

Be sure to be calm,

I have a system, I have it in the world, and everything is a first-class (high) person.

What about the thousand-year-old female ghost, you can still collect it!

I didn't expect that the female ghost from Qinglou was also so beautiful that she was ice clear and jade, like a fairy, it was too wasteful to take it to refine the demon, and she would put it there if she received it, and if that kind of thing happened to her, it was also excellent to look at the eyes.

Moreover, she was once the number one prostitute in the world, and she must be proficient in blowing, playing, and singing............

Zhou Lu crossed his waist with one hand, took out the ghost whip with the other, and laughed wildly: "Master Li, right, since I woke you up, then give in to me, and obediently let me accept it as a ghost servant, this master will ......"

Before the words fell, a white shadow flashed.

Zhou Lu had a ghost whip in his hand and was taken away by Master Li.

Master Li looked at the ghost whip in his hand, like a curious baby: "What is this?" ”

"Tick, the host coquettish fails, and the coquettish value is not given."

"......"

Zhou Lu was stunned.

The system prompts: "Upon detection, there is no ghost ahead." ”

Zhou Lu: "It's not a ghost, it's a ......"

The next moment,

Zhou Lu and Zhou Lu's little friends were suddenly stunned.

I only felt my heart beating wildly, and a chill penetrated through my head from the soles of my feet.

If it's not a ghost, there's only one possibility - zombies!

Master Li is the corpse of Li!

Millennial Female Corpse !!

It is likely to be a terrifying thousand-year-old drought......

"It's a big groove! Walk for the ......"

Zhou Lu secretly screamed, turned around and ran wildly.

Behind him, there was a soft call from Master Li: "Son, please stay ......"

Zhou Lu ignored it, walked like a fly, and disappeared with a smoke.

Master Li didn't chase after her, she sniffed the peach wood and muttered to herself.

"If you can't run away, you have the power of time and space travel, which proves that it is related to the Heavenly Machine Mirror, and the slave family is determined to follow you!"

"His destiny is very peculiar, he is destined to live only two years, but he has a layer of ...... that he can't see through"

At this time, the ghost whip in Master Li's hand suddenly disappeared.

Master Li was stunned, and the corners of his mouth hooked up a smile of the closed moon: "This little Langjun is quite capable...... Oh, what is this? ”

She picked up something on the ground.

It was three boxes of Durex condoms tied together with yellow tape.

The yellow tape has the words "Jump Price Special, Buy One Get Two Free".

……

……

Half an hour later.

At the excavation site of the ancient tomb, more than a dozen people appeared.

"It's really that this tomb is too evil, and the security and archaeological experts stationed in it all fell ill again and were sent to the hospital, this is already the third batch, so I can only ask Qi Lao overnight to help take a look."

It was a balding middle-aged man dressed in a decent manner, who looked around anxiously.

"You're welcome, Director Qu, this is our business."

Qi Lao's hair is gray, his eyes are bright, he is not angry but mighty, his aura is very strong, he has a pale yellow Tang costume on his body, and under the flashlight, there is a hidden charm pattern.

Qi Yuanhe!

He is a big name in the yin and yang occult world, recognized as a master of occultism, and has many disciples.

"Compass."

As soon as Qi Lao spoke, there was a strong man in black beside him, respectfully taking out the compass.

Qi Lao chanted a mantra in his mouth, made a finger seal knot in his hand, and touched it lightly on the compass.

The compass flashed a faint glow, and the hands spun in a dripping manner.

As soon as the connoisseur makes a move, he will know if there is one.

Seeing Qi Lao's hand, Director Qu and the others were even more full of reverence in their eyes.

After more than ten seconds, the hands are still.

"It's strange, it's clean, there's nothing evil in it."

Qi Lao stroked his beard, his face was puzzled, and he walked towards the tomb.

Hearing that there was no evil thing, Director Qu and the others' expressions relaxed a lot, followed the footsteps of Qi Lao, and walked behind.

"How did a deeper crypt appear? Obviously only one was dug up. Director Qu shouted.

"A tomb within a tomb?"

Qi Lao's eyes froze, and he bowed slightly.

The strong man in black on the side turned on the special flashlight and jumped into the newly appeared tomb.

A few breaths passed,

There was a "bang" from the tomb.

The strong man in black came out of the tomb, his face full of shock: "Below is an empty sarcophagus, and when I touch it with my hand, the sarcophagus will shatter into powder." ”

He stretched out his hand and handed Qi Lao a handful of fluorescent green powder.

Qi Lao rubbed the powder, and his face changed greatly.

"Cold, Icy Jade ......"

As soon as this remark came out, it shocked the audience!

The finger-sized cold ice jade is currently worth tens of millions on the market, and the sarcophagus made of cold ice jade should be a big piece, even if the age component is put aside, the value cannot be imagined.

"This powder ......," Director Qu breathed heavily.

Qi Lao looked up to the sky and sighed, choking his hands and regretting: "A pile of waste slag." ”

The strong man in black presented a small dust-covered object: "This is what I found in the powder pile." ”

Everyone's eyes lit up.

The sarcophagus is a cold ice jade, and the burial objects must be even more priceless.

Qi Lao took it and smelled a strange fragrance.

"Although this thing is small, it can still retain such a fragrant fragrance if it is placed for thousands of years, and it will be a treasure of the world."

Qi Lao's voice trembled with excitement, and the movements in his hands were cautious and professional.

He leaned in and sniffed it, then gently wiped the thick cold jade powder off the treasure's surface.

In the extremely excited and solemn eyes of everyone, the font on the treasure surface was presented.

“durex

……

Natural** rubber condoms

Contains one"

Everyone's breath stagnated, and their expressions instantly froze, like petrification.

Qi Lao's face suddenly stiffened and turned black.