The fifth round of moon phases.

When Ren Suo woke up, he couldn't sit up at all.

Because he had two soft, elastic bodies pressed down on his body—two of them!

His heart did not fluctuate, and he even felt a little out of breath: his two heads pressed against his chest, and it was slightly difficult to breathe.

While the two of them were holding themselves, they were also holding each other, making the three of them play with stacking arhats or wrapping spring rolls - but he was the arhat at the bottom, the spring roll at the bottom.

Gu Yueyan slept very ladylikely, lying on her side, her hands on her chest, her head resting on Ren Suo's chest, and her breathing was very steady.

Luna, on the other hand, was very magical, snoring for a long time, not the kind of explosive snoring that would affect sleep, but very slight, sounding like the sound of a small electric motor shaking, as if her bones were shaking, causing Ren Suo to tremble.

Ren Suo, who was already conscious, was expressionless, and touched the heads of the two, trying to wake them up.

If there is only one person on his body, maybe Ren Suo can still bear it; But with two people on hold, even if Ren Suo is a third-turn monk's body, he can't continue to sleep with a weight of nearly two hundred catties!

As for whether these two add up to two hundred catties, Ren Suo thinks there should be. As the saying goes, the weight is not more than 100, either flat-chested or short, they don't occupy either, maybe they are a lot exceeded.

However, the more he touched, the more comfortable the two slept on, Gu Yueyan curled up her body, and her sleeping face became more and more sweet; Luna rubbed him directly, scratching his chest and turning her head, as if wishing he could touch it.

I'm trying to wake you up, I'm not petting the cat!

It seemed that Ren Suo's heart could be heard roaring, and Gu Yueyan and Luna woke up at the same time. They didn't seem surprised that they were on Ren Suo, and after sitting up, they looked at each other and smiled at the same time: "I love you, you are all my wings." ”

Then, the smile on Gu Yueyan's face instantly froze.

You guys?

After Luna finished speaking, she turned her head to look at the waning gibbous moon outside the window, and immediately got out of bed, put on a windbreaker, stepped on the moon and flew out, leaving Ren Suo and Gu Yueyan looking at each other in the bedroom.

"What is your status today?" Gu Yueyan retracted her expression, stared at Ren Suo and asked.

She had already sensed something.

Ren Suo could actually guess the situation in front of him.

He can't remember the NPC, but he has to be a little impressed about the main character of the game.

After the Outlander, the Environmental Protection King, the Pet Girl, and the Daughter of Shura, Luna's next character label is naturally the master of the harem. Although Ren Suo skipped many episodes, he also remembered that Luna and the little nurse (Gu Yueyan) were both flapping with the same wings.

"I am your common wings." Ren Suo said: "I am responsible for taking care of your daily life, food and entertainment...... Full-time lover. ”

Although she had already guessed that her plan had failed halfway, Gu Yueyan couldn't help but feel a little discouraged when she heard Ren Suo say this—she thought that Luna would choose herself, but she didn't expect Luna to choose them all!

Well, her character label is like Luna and Ren Suo, Luna's character label is like herself and Ren Suo, and Ren Suo's character label is mostly distorted to like herself and Luna...... What is this? Is love linked at will?

Gu Yueyan sighed slightly, and lay on the bed again, hugging the pillow and curling up in a daze. Ren Suo also looked at her and couldn't help yawning, and got out of bed to go to the living room to continue sleeping.

"Carry me."

"Huh?"

Ren Suo turned his head and saw Gu Yueyan lying on the bed and stretched out her hands to him, the flush spread from her ears to her cheeks, but her eyes and tone were very resolute: "Hold me and wash up!" ”

Despite the unplanned instability, Gu Yueyan quickly adjusted her mindset: Luna was just a friend they met on the dark side of the moon, and after returning to reality, Luna would not meet them again.

Luna is a destabilizing factor, but soon no longer has an effect on them.

Luna is struggling with this, so she might as well continue with the plan. Moreover, she had planned to enjoy it today, and she had been looking forward to it for a long time!

This round of moon phases, Gu Yueyan is not imitating the plot of the movie, but purely originating from the dream life that Lin Xianyu once talked to her about.

Today, Gu Yueyan is going to live the dream life that Lin Xianyu dreamed of in advance!

Ren Suo blinked and pondered for a while, "Can't you go by yourself?" ”

"It's a requirement for character labels." Gu Yueyan was still lying on the bed and stretched out her hand to him, refusing to sit up, and said seriously: "In this way, you can brush up on experience with maximum efficiency!" ”

Gu Yueyan didn't lie, but there was not only one way to achieve maximum efficiency and gain experience, she just chose the one she wanted to try the most.

Ren Suo didn't hesitate much, after all, they had all woken up in the same bed several times, and there was also a reason to earn experience and cultivation, so he came over and hugged Gu Yueyan in the posture of a princess. Gu Yueyan was still a little nervous, her hands carefully hugged Ren Suo's neck, and she lowered her head to avoid Ren Suo's gaze.

"Hmm...... Luna is heavier than you. Ren Suo weighed it with his hand, he had hugged Luna a few times before (unconscious), so he could compare it slightly.

Gu Yueyan was a little happy to hear this, there is no girl who doesn't like to be praised by others for her light weight, but she heard Ren Suo continue: "You are about the same height and size, I didn't expect Luna to be a little heavier than you......"

The height is about the same, the body is about the same, and the difference in weight is not the ......

Gu Yueyan looked at her bulging chest, raised her head and glanced at Ren Suo, wondering if Ren Suo had said a yellow joke just now. However, thinking of Ren Suo's previous speech in the pool, Gu Yueyan felt that it was very possible, and asked tentatively: "Then do you think it's better to be heavier or lighter?" ”

Ren Suo instantly became vigilant, this kind of question is a bit like a death question!

In the face of this kind of question, it is not possible to choose one, we must find another way, find the focus of the questioner's attention, and then solve it in a targeted manner!

A little heavier and a little lighter is a weight problem, so you must grasp the weight and deal with it!

"It's all right, anyway, I may be able to learn the spell of increasing and losing fat in the future, and I can help you solve it if you want to be heavier and lighter, bigger and smaller!" Ren Suo said solemnly, he believed that there must be such a spell - because the economic benefits involved were very large, and Xuanguo would definitely study it!

Infrastructure, cutting-edge equipment, and life technology, these three are the three extraordinary development directions of Xuanguo magic, like fighting and killing, but casually studying and researching, as long as it is enough - peace and development are the main body of today's era.

However, when Gu Yueyan heard his words, she couldn't help but think of other aspects in her heart......

Heavier, lighter, larger, smaller......

It can't be bigger, no matter how big it is, the shoulders will be very tired, and there is a lot of sweat accumulated in the ditch during exercise, and the wet is super uncomfortable...... At most, at most, it's about the same age as Mr. Dong......

Still cleaning his teeth and washing his face, after a few days, Ren Suo actually began to get used to serving Gu Yueyan, very naturally and quickly, and after he got it, he took Gu Yueyan back to the bedroom to braid.

Gu Yueyan didn't plan to leave by herself at all, she herself wouldn't move at all on this day (the dark side of the moon even canceled the procedure of excretion), like a wasted person, she enjoyed Ren Suo's care throughout the whole process.

That's right, this is the dream life that Lin Xianyu is looking forward to!

You don't have to move a finger, you can stretch out your hand when you open your mouth and clothes, and enjoy 360° all-round care without side leakage throughout the whole process. The main reason is for the experience of brushing character labels, and the secondary reason is that Gu Yueyan wants to criticize Lin Xianyu's dream well, but criticism without arguments is just prejudice, so she needs to try this depraved life and realize how ugly this life is, and then she can better criticize Lin Xianyu's dream.

Looking at the pill head in the mirror, Gu Yueyan nodded with satisfaction, and motioned to Ren Suo to help her put on the orange hamster coat next to her - Lin Xianyu often wears this dress, and after she wears this dress, it means that she will not go out all day and lie in the dormitory, for Gu Yueyan, wearing this dress seems to mean that she is enjoying life for Lin Xianyu.

"I want to watch a movie!"

"Coke!"

"Potato chips!"

After a few moments, the lights were turned off in the living room, and the projection screen was lowered, revealing a home theater. Ren Suo chose a movie and found that it was actually a change cartoon about the Ren family's comic "Western Jin Dynasty Slaughter", a real love action blockbuster.

"All the heroes in the world are beasts, ghosts and ghosts everywhere are not human, and I have a sword, cut all the shackles, do not seek the next life, but seek no regrets, kill people's heads, although a hundred deaths and fast......"

This cartoon is about the experience of the Western Jin Dynasty people slaughtering the mountain, very bloody and violent, a simple introduction is that the world is in the Western Jin Dynasty in turmoil, a certain child of the Ren family abolished the meridians to avoid being disturbed by the blood shackles (no killing, no power, must kill demons), and then go down the mountain to slaughter, smooth all injustices, and kill all the worthy people.

Because being loved by the people will activate the curse of the Ren family's bloodline, Rentu has always shown himself as a seriously injured and cruel beggar, scaring away all the grateful and forcing everyone to hate themselves. But even so, there is still a little girl who is not afraid of him at all, and follows the people to slaughter in this troubled world......

The little girl takes care of the slaughter carefully, and cooks and eats for the slaughter in the broken house every day, which looks sweet and warm; After collecting information, the human slaughter suddenly exploded, killing all the villains in the shortest time, looking handsome and cool.

"When was this film released?" Ren Suo asked curiously.

It seems that Xuanguo has not given up on wooing Ren Han, and expects Ren Han to see these entertainment works and then can't help but comment on the Internet for a sentence or two.

"It seems to be released on Christmas, and I was going to watch it with Xianyu. By the way, I'm going to eat fried chicken. Gu Yueyan said lazily and took a sip of Coke.

Ren Suo blinked, "There is no explosion at home?" ”

"There are materials, you can learn how to do it, it's not difficult." Gu Yueyan put her smooth little feet on the sofa, and waved her hand to signal Ren Suo to go quickly: "You will also gain experience in cooking." ”

"Uh-huh" ...... "Ren Suo smashed his mouth, and finally obediently went to the kitchen to learn how to make fried chicken nuggets."

After a while, Luna returned. She looked curiously at the dim living room and the movie being played on the projection screen, and sat next to Gu Yueyan very naturally, drinking Coke and eating potato chips, taking off her shoes and socks and watching the movie cross-legged.

Gu Yueyan glanced at Luna helplessly, and shouted towards the kitchen, "Is the fried chicken nuggets ready?" ”

"Alright, alright!" Ren Suo came out with a bucket of fried chicken nuggets, and he looked pretty good, after all, Gu Yueyan arranged a character label for him and housework mastery, so he naturally knew the cooking steps when he made fried chicken nuggets.

As soon as Ren Suo came over, Luna's eyes lit up, and she pulled him to sit down, holding Ren Suo's arm between her hands, and eating fried chicken deliciously.

At this time, Gu Yueyan finally couldn't help it: You drink my Coke, eat my potato chips, and rob my man, I put up with it, and you still rob my fried chicken nuggets?

I don't even dare to eat this kind of calorie-exploding food in reality, but I can finally taste it in my dreams!

Gu Yueyan directly snatched the fried chicken bucket and hugged it in her arms, put her feet on Ren Suo's thigh against Luna's body, and asked first, "Luna, do you like me?" ”

"I like it." Luna looked at Gu Yueyan's fried chicken bucket and nodded.

"Then you only accompany me and don't touch him, okay?" Gu Yueyan made the last effort for the world of the two, and shook the fried chicken in his hand, dipped it in some ketchup, and ate it.

“…… No way! I like him too! I'm going to be with you! Luna looked at the chicken bucket and licked her lips, but swore anyway.

"So you like me and him at the same time?" Gu Yueyan asked.

Luna: "Yes. What about you? Do you like me? ”

Gu Yueyan sighed twice and ate a fried chicken nugget: "I like it." ”

Luna immediately beckoned, "Then sit down and touch my head." ”

Luna, however, has her eyes fixed on the chicken bucket, and it doesn't look like it's as simple as touching her head.

Gu Yueyan shook her head, hooked her feet, and dialed Ren Suo, who was watching a movie, to her: "No, I'm going to lie in his arms, and it's his turn to take care of me today." ”

Luna blinked, looked at Gu Yueyan, and then at Ren Suo, "So you like me and him at the same time?" ”

Gu Yueyan nodded: "Yes." ”

The two of them glanced at each other, and Luna suddenly thought of something, stretched out her hand and said, "Wife~Let me eat a piece~"

Gu Yueyan was full of excitement when she heard this, and shook her head again and again. Luna didn't mind, hugged Ren Suo and said, "Husband~I want to eat that~"

Ren Suo took his eyes off the picture of the little girl slaughtering the Quartet, and asked suspiciously, "Husband? ”

"Isn't it true that between people who love each other, women are wives, and men are husbands?" Luna said, "She's my wife, you're my husband." My wife won't give me food, so husband, hurry up and find me something to eat, that's it! ”

Ren Suo already knew about Luna's temperament, and now his character label is indeed similar to Luna's, and he didn't refute it, and honestly went to the kitchen to make a second bucket of fried chicken.

After bringing the fried chicken, Gu Yueyan said lazily: "Coke is gone." ”

"The chips are gone."

When Luna saw Gu Yueyan being coquettish like this, she immediately said the same: "Husband, I also want Coke, and I want to eat goat's milk ice cream!" ”

Ren Suo's eyebrows jumped wildly, meeting their request.

"Pinch my feet."

"Husband, I want it too."

"Feed me potato chips, a lot of oil."

"Husband, I want it too."

"Help me ......"

"Husband, I want it too."

Ren Suo finally couldn't help it, pulled the corners of his mouth, and stopped to look at the two of them calmly.

Gu Yueyan turned her head and saw Ren Suo looking at her with a tiger's eye, and she was slightly panicked, wondering if she was going too far.

However, fortunately, there is also the pioneer Luna: "Husband, why do you stop, do you want to be disobedient?" Isn't there a saying that what my wife says is always right? You're still not our husband anymore? ”

When it's time to compete for benefits, Luna becomes quite slippery in her speech.

"Yes, that's right, there is a saying that what my wife says is always right," Ren Suo grinded his teeth and said, "But my wife may not think that she may always be a wife." ”

Gu Yueyan's face changed, and she blinked, thinking about what to say to appease Ren Suo. Unexpectedly, Ren Suo didn't want this character label, and he didn't want to accept their exploitation.

But Luna didn't listen to Ren Suo's subtext, she tilted her head and thought about it seriously: "A wife may not always be a wife...... What else would that be? ”

Ren Suo laughed and said, "Guess? ”

Luna blinked, and suddenly snorted, "I see!" ”

As she spoke, Luna pounced on the couch and even used her explosive teleportation feathers, causing Ren Suo to dodge completely and being directly crushed to the ground by her!

"A wife may not always be a wife, she may also be a widow."

Luna pressed Ren Suo's hands and said seriously, "I haven't been a widow yet!" I want to try it! ”

She remembered that Xiao Yuyu had said that his wife would be upgraded to a widow!

Ren Suo blinked, looked at Luna for a few seconds, confirmed that Luna's eyes were really full of curiosity, and immediately said, "I think it's quite fun to be your husband, please continue to be my wife, thank you." ”

"Huh? But I want to be a widow......"

"You will be it again in a few days, and you will be it again in a few days." A cold sweat ran down Ren Suo's forehead - he wasn't really sure if Luna would cut off the butcher's knife on a whim.

He just wanted to lose his temper and reduce his workload. Now Gu Yueyan looked at herself apologetically, the purpose should have been achieved.

"That's okay." Luna lets go of Ren Suo with a look of regret and continues to enjoy the thoughtful service of her husband.

Is this what it feels like to be loved: when you eat, you open your mouth and stretch out your hand, and when you shout, someone will come and wait, and any request can be met......

Well?

Luna, who was watching a movie next to Gu Yueyan, suddenly realized something: Wait, wasn't this kind of life before me?

Luna, who is in deep thought, suddenly touches the fragrant ice cream on her lips. Luna subconsciously took a bite and noticed that it didn't taste the same.

"What do you think of the cantaloupe?" Ren Suo held a bowl of nine-color ice cream and said, "There are also blueberry, taro, chocolate, watermelon and other flavors, I don't know if you like it or not." ”

"I like it!" Luna takes another gulp of ice cream and agrees.

"That's good, you've fought hard," Ren Suo touched Luna's head and smiled softly, "Rest well." ”

Luna looked at Ren Suo blankly, feeling a strange feeling in her heart. She felt very keen, and she could see from Pet Suo's eyes, Pet Suo seemed to really know that she was fighting hard, that she was going to be hurt, that she was going to be scared...... But Pet Suo can't help her with anything, so Pet Suo can only make her some delicious ice cream.

After feeding Luna, Ren Suo went to Gu Yueyan to brush up on experience. However, as soon as he passed, Luna grabbed his hand from behind.

Ren Suo turned his head and asked, "What's wrong?" ”

Luna blinked and shook her head, "It's okay, you go ahead." ”

That said, but Luna still held Ren Suo's hand and leaned sideways to watch the movie.

What a strange feeling.

Suddenly I wanted to have a cub with him.

Suddenly I wanted to be his widow.

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