"Park"

Ah, what a pleasure! Tomorrow, let's ask Guilan and them to set off fireworks together! "Girl A said"

Good! Hahaha, the summer vacation was really great! "Girl B said"

Yes, yes! "Girl A said"

If only the summer vacation could go on forever and never end! "Girl B said"

It's true... So what do you think?

"Ya Cha Su came from behind..."

If only the summer vacation could last forever... Hypothesis... Summer vacation won't end, what do you want to do? Forever on vacation?

Even if the students in the school enter the new semester, do you have to continue to take vacations? As your classmates have graduated and become self-reliant, do you want to continue your vacation? Do you have to take a vacation if someone among your friends gets ahead, gets married, or is lectured by your parents? Your parents are old and retired, they can't straighten their waists, and their eyes are full of tears, do you also want to take vacations? Seeing everyone start a family and sing about life, in fact, deep down I also hope that I can work, get married, and be filial to my parents.

Do you want to continue to take vacations when you have no family, no friends, and you're the only one left in an empty room?

Yes! Because it is you who are thirsting for eternal vacation, your vacation must last, and you must have endless summer vacations.

Did you know? Leave exists only when the obligation to work, which is the basis of social life, is fulfilled.

Endless vacations are not called vacations! Because, if you take endless vacations, vacations will become as tiring as work and as painful as obligations.

If you want to work, you can't take a vacation, and if you want to take a vacation, you can't work... Indefinite summer vacation... No different from Infernal Hell! You should thank God! Your life is alternating between obligations and vacations! And your "summer vacation" is also called "summer vacation" hahaha! Ya Cha Su threatened.

Ahhhh I don't want it!!

"Two girls fled in panic"

"This is my only obligation during my endless summer vacation! Since I can't sell newspapers... I was fired again, and life was really hard.

During the summer vacation, our park is full of night gaunts... Remind them before they get carried away and get them home as soon as possible.

Although there is also a purpose to protect my residence, "summer vacation" is a demon! Summer with certain venues is the easiest for young people to go astray.

Because I am a vivid example of going astray, I am qualified to say such things.

I continue to use my life as an example to tell them what life is, what is summer vacation... However, the imps gathered in the park have no tendency to decrease at all, not only did not decrease ...

Hey, uncle! Child A said.

Is this uncle? Child B asked.

You're the uncle who tells ghost stories! I've heard that it's a very scary story, so tell us about it! Child A said.

"Bao Zhilin"

Before I knew it, I had become a "ghost storyteller... Commonly known as "Ya Cha Su tells ghost stories".

Why? Liang Kuan asked.

How did a person who wants children not to go astray and enlighten their lives become an uncle who tells ghost stories? Liang Kuan said.

I don't understand! Just talking about his failed life experience and complaining about life, it scared the little ghosts a lot. Ya Cha Su said.

Why would you listen to your life experience as a ghost story? Liang Kuan said.

Now every late at night, these little ghosts will gather at my place, and it has developed into "half past two".

Who said to warn against night tours?

The scene is very grand, and the imps are very rich now.

What did you do to the kids? As a result, you are the one who has stray the furthest from the right path, right?

Now I can finally get rid of my eternal summer vacation... As much as I thought, I'm almost running out of complaints... So I wanted to get some real ghost stories here, and then start doing business with this as a full-time business... Are there any good ghost stories?

"Ya Cha Su looked at the three of Feihong"

I hate ghost stories the most than anything else.

"Feihong leaves a few drops of cold sweat"

Are you scared? Isn't it? So, you know what kind of story is more scary. Ya Cha Su asked.

Where am I afraid? Fei Hong said.

Then tell me something! Of course, some of the money you earn will be given to you! Ya Cha Su said.

Are you sure? Then I'll tell you the story I know. Guilan said.

Are you sure? I want to listen to the kind of creepy ghost stories that can end the summer vacation! Ya Cha Su said.

Well! Guilan said.

"There are three tomb robbers in a place called Genting Heavenly Palace, they are: Wu Xie, Wang Fatzi, Zhang Qiling, however, ten years ago, Shunzi's father led a group of mysterious people into the vast snowy mountain, broke into the dangerous and inexplicable underground palace tomb, and found countless gold and silver treasures, but instead of leaving with these treasures, they were trapped here, almost all of them died. Ten years later, Wu Xie, Wang Fatzi, and Zhang Qiling went to Genting Heavenly Palace again to explore the unknown. ”

That's the story of "Tomb Robbery Notes"! Ya Cha Su said.

"This is a thrilling crossing that is close to death: Kunlun tires, wall strings, hundred-legged dragons and other never-before-seen strange things appear one after another, and the strange and terrifying places such as the corpse pavilion, the pai road, the crater, the door hall, and the funeral canal bring super sensory stimulation...... Genting Heavenly Palace is a mausoleum built by Wang Zanghai, a strange man of a generation, for the King of Wannu. The last time the Tufuzi appeared in the underwater tombs almost gathered in the Genting Heavenly Palace, there was a strange connection between the two places. ”

Even if you use the tone of a storyteller, it's "Tomb Robbery Notes"! It's not a story like a tomb robbery, it's a ghost story! Horror story! It's the kind of scary "that's you" in the end! Hey, cheer up! Ya Cha Su said.

That's you! Wu Xie! Guilan said.

No, it's not like that! Ya Cha Su said.

Yes... Good! "That's you!" Got it, you told me earlier! Guilan said.

Didn't I just say that? Ya Cha Su said.

"Xiao Ming's hometown has a rule, within three years of the death of the deceased, to go to the grave on the death day of the deceased, and after three years, on the day of the Qingming Festival, and in these three years, the family should offer the portrait of the deceased, and light candles and incense on the death day. The second year after Xiao Ming's grandmother died, on the seventh day of the first lunar month, Xiao Ming's whole family was ready to go to the grave. But there were guests at home, so Xiao Ming's mother told Xiao Ming's father, sister and Xiao Ming to go to the grave together, and she said that she would wait for the guests to leave before going. So Xiao Ming and the others went to the grave. They burned paper, incense or something in front of the grave, and then they saw Xiao Ming's mother running towards them at a speed of 100 meters, and Xiao Ming said that he had never seen his mother run so fast, as if she was running with all her strength. When she came to them, she didn't speak, Xiao Ming asked her why she ran so fast, she didn't answer, just silently burned paper. Xiao Ming: They thought it was very strange. After arriving home, Xiao Ming's mother began to speak, she said, after the guests at home left, she cleaned up at home, cleaning or something, she said while cleaning, "Mom, I won't go to your grave this year to burn paper for you, they all went, there was no one at home, it was the New Year, there was a guest at home immediately, there was no one, not very good, I will burn some paper for you at home immediately", as soon as the words were finished, there was a sudden sound, Xiao Ming's mother saw the candle in front of the portrait of her grandmother flying in front of her and breaking in half... Suddenly, the portrait of grandma sounded, "That... That's for you! Wu Xie! ”

"The old lady suddenly came out of the portrait..."

You've been fooled! No one can escape from my homemade explosives. "The old lady tears off her mask"

That's you! Anin! Wu Xie said"

What is the usage of "that's you"! Why did Wu Xie run out as soon as he arrived at the critical place? Ya Cha Su asked.

I remember hearing the story that because of the wrong use of "that's you", the portrait said at the time of resurrection: "It turns out that you are an unfilial girl!" Guilan said.

Is that the end of it? It's simply out of the "that's you" statement... What kind of ghost story is this? Ya Cha Su said.

And you, what made you afraid of being like that in the story just now? Ya Cha Su said to Fei Hong.

Belch... was spotted by Mr. Wu Xie. Fei Hong said.

Is this scary? Is it really scary? Ya Cha Su asked.

Well... This ghost story is not good at all, there is nothing scary about it, no! Liang Kuan said.

What, do you have an opinion? You little white face! Guilan said.

I have a better ghost story than Guilan's. Liang Kuan said.

Then you can talk about it! Ya Cha Su said to Liang Kuan.

Not... You've probably heard of it..."Guilan said.

It's okay, it's okay, it's definitely better than what Guilan said, right? Ya Cha Su said.

If the story isn't scary, I'll kill you two uncles and wastefaces! Guilan said.

"One day, three of my classmates and I were punished and detained in the hall, and we had to stand at the gate of the ancient temple. That ancient temple has not been cleaned for many years, and it looks very gloomy, and strange sounds are heard from time to time. Actually, we were only allowed to stay in the hall for half an hour, but because we were in the afternoon class, and it was a harsh winter, it was already dark early, so that half an hour was unbearable.

Finally, we were allowed to go home, and Lin and the three of us went home in different ways, so we went home alone. However, halfway through the journey, the three of us suddenly heard Lin's cry, and immediately turned back. We found Lin lying on the ground, pointing in front of him, looking horrified. We looked in the direction of his finger and saw a girl younger than us wrapped in vines. Naturally, we went over to help her, but when we got closer, we couldn't help but feel cold. The girl's hair was unkempt, her clothes were torn, her body was covered in blood, and her body was even worse

Some wounds have worms wriggling. At the same time, we thought, "Ghost! "We immediately picked up Lin and ran away.

As we fled, we faintly heard the girl's cry: "Woo... Woo... I can't untie the rope...... Woo...... Woo, Dad...... Mom and Dad...... Mother...... Elder brother...... Elder brother...... Save me...... Woo...... "After a lifeless rush, we were lucky enough to meet a man who was older than us.

The four of us relaxed and immediately softened. I was about to tell the boy about our encounter with the ghost, but when the boy saw us, he asked, "Have you just come out of the woods?" And he looked panicked. I immediately nodded and replied, "Yes." ”

"That'...... Do you see one...... A little girl about six or seven years old? He immediately asked a second question. I nodded again and said, "She...... She...... It seems like...... It's like......" The boy didn't hear me, and ran towards the woods

went, and shouted: "Xiao Lin, Xiao Lin......

I thought it was strange, but on second thought, I realized that the boy must have made something wrong. But we didn't chase him, for we didn't have the courage to go any closer to the woods.

After a long time, when the boy was no longer heard screaming, we struggled to our feet, helped each other and walked to the school office. I saw an old man cleaning. If we see a savior, we will tell us everything we have seen. After hearing this, the old man sighed and said, "Actually, a few years ago, a little girl named Xiao Lin was so happy when she played hide and seek that she went to hide outside the slope of the hill behind the campus.

Alas, the thought of her ...... was ," the old man sighed again, and said, "The girl's family saw that their daughter had not come home until night, so they searched everywhere. But it was getting late, and it was raining everywhere, so where to look? The girl's older brother was well acquainted with his sister's character, so he searched around the schoolyard, and finally found crying on the back hillside, and was about to walk down the hill when a landslide occurred. A few days later, searchers found two bodies in the mountains behind the campus, the man who had died of suffocation after being buried alive, and the woman who had been tightly wrapped in vines before being buried alive.

The child's father immediately hugged his chest and cried bitterly after hearing this, and was very sad. Losing two children at the same time in one day is ...... Alas...... "The more the old man spoke, the more sad he became: "Woo...... Xiao Lin is innocent and lively, interesting and lovely...... I can't think of ......."

That's you, Wu Xie! Guilan said.

Where did this Wu Xie come from..."Ya Cha Su said.

Guilan, please don't just insert Wu Xie in, okay? Liang Kuan said.

It's too ordinary, there's nothing new, and when it comes to ghost stories, you must insert original content in the middle. Guilan said.

What an originality! It's just grafted! Don't insert anything superfluous, it's okay to be a normal point! It's just that kind of ghost keeps approaching, and finally says something like "right behind you"! Ya Cha Su said.

"Uh......h Xiao Lin is innocent and lively, interesting and lovely...... Unexpectedly...... Wu Xie is behind you."

Why did Wu Xie run behind that hero? Xiao Lin! It should be Xiao Lin behind it! Ya Cha Su said.

"Is this homemade explosives?" asked Xiao Lin.

Hmph, suffer death! Wu Xie said. ”

What do you do with home-made explosives? Didn't you say don't bring Wu Xie in again? It's so fake! Ruined the atmosphere of the ghost story. Ya Cha Su said.

Hey, Feihong, you can teach these two guys a few lessons! Ya Cha Su said.

This chapter turned out to be a novel that spoofed the third uncle of the Southern School.,It's not good.,It was the silkworm potato and the three young people of the Tang family before.... No amount of gifts is enough, "Fei Hong covered his face"

Turns out there's something you're more afraid of than a ghost story! Ya Cha Su said.

I know... If you are allowed to continue, it will only increase the number of spoof novels.

Instead of being bound by the third uncle of the Southern Sect, it is better to be bound by Wu Xie!

I've prepared a person of the type "right behind you" who will definitely enjoy the story as well.

People who like the "right behind you" genre will also love this story. Fei Hong said.

"Xiao Ning is a twelve-year-old beautiful and well-behaved girl, everyone likes her very much, she has a shortcoming, that is, she likes the new and hates the old. The toys that others give her always get tired of playing with for a while.

One day, Xiao Ning saw a toy store at the end of a remote alley, Xiao Jing walked in and found that the toys here were very novel. ”

As soon as it came up, there was a story setting. Ya Cha Su said.

"One day, Xiao Ning was left alone at home, and the phone at home suddenly rang... An eerie voice came from the other end of the phone.

Hey, I'm Wu Xie. Why are you dumping me? I won't forgive you... I'll go to you now.

At first, Xiao Ning thought it was a prank and didn't care. But...

Ding Ding Ding... Hey, I'm Wu Xie. I'm on the bridge now, and I'll be there soon.

Liar... Deceitful! Are you Wu Xie... You weren't the protagonist in "The Legend of Huang Feihong", what are you doing now..."Xiao Ning said into the phone. ”

What kind of conversation is this? Ya Cha Su said.

Ignoring Xiao Ning, who began to get agitated, the other party continued to call her.

Ding Ding Ding... Hey, I'm Wu Xie and it's starting to rain now. ”

I see, I want to kill Xiao Ning in the middle of a stormy night, and then add "right behind you" at the end, right? Ya Cha Su asked.

"Hey, I'm Wu Xie, and it's starting to rain heavily now.

Hey, I'm Wu Xie, and it's starting to hail now. ”

I said, Wu Xie, are you annoying! Ya Cha Su asked.

"Hey, I'm Wu Xie, I seem to have been hit by a hailstone, and I'm bleeding."

The report is too detailed! Wu Xie Wu Xie is endless. Ya Cha Su said.

"Hey, I'm Wu Xie, and I'm still on the bridge."

What do you mean by still on the bridge? You didn't move at all from the beginning. Ya Cha Su said.

"Hey, I'm Wu Xie, and now I'm in the yamen."

When were you caught? They all went to the yamen! Ya Cha Su said.

"Hey, I'm Wu Xie, and now I'm on my way to Genting Heavenly Palace"

Wu Xie, are you okay? You should be able to find it here, right? What are you going to do in Genting Heavenly Palace? Tomb robbery or gold touching? Ya Cha Su said.

"Hey, I'm Wu Xie, and now there was a little accident on the way to Genting Heavenly Palace, and Wang Fatzi was stuck in the cave."

How much time is he going to waste on the road? Is it still far from here? It's all right, hurry up, hurry up! This story is too long! Ya Cha Su said.

"Hey, I'm really sorry to disturb you so late, I'm Wu Xie.

Now I've entered Genting Heavenly Palace... I'm sorry to call you again and again. ”

How did you get in so quickly? The matter of Wang Fatzi being stuck in the cave is solved? Ya Cha Su said.

"What I agreed with you before, now I can't meet you today because I am in Malaysia."

Malaysia? Did you lose the fat man in Malaysia? Ya Cha Su asked.

"Oh, Xiao Ning, where do you live? If you move, just tell someone! You've seen it! ”

"What is this? How did you become a shemale's speaking tone? Was Wang Fatzi lost in Thailand this time? Ya Cha Su said.

"Let me mail you the address now?" Wait, now? Xiao Ning said into the phone, "

Why did Xiao Ning also start to care about Wu Xie? Is it a friend? Are you friends? Ya Cha Su said.

"Hey, hey... I'm Xiao Ning, I'm behind you! ”

Did it appear here? Said this sentence, "Isn't it Wu Xie who is behind you, but the eldest lady?" Ya Cha Su asked.

If Wu is heresy, how scary it is! Fei Hong said.

Scary people are called ghost stories! Ya Cha Su said.

Anyway, Wu Xie has also seen Xiao Ning, isn't it good to have a ghost story with a warm ending? Fei Hong said.

What a heartwarming ghost story! It's just a never-ending rhythm! The normal one should be Wu Xie who killed Xiao Ning on the night of the storm! And in order to survive, Xiao Ning arranged Zhang Qiling, the killer.

Subsequently, Wu Xie and the phone were in a quiet state. When I just felt at ease... Hey, Xiao Ning, I'm Wu Xie, I'm now... Right behind you...", Tooth Rub Su said.

That's you! Guilan said.

Where did the phrase "that's you" come from! Don't add it around! How many times does Wu Xie have to appear! Ya Cha Su said.

"Night Park"

"Hey, I'm Wu Xie. I'm on the bridge now..."

Ahh