Chapter 136: Hades is a big vinegar vat
The little spirit worm looked at me expectantly, and it thought to itself, 'Ask me how to transform, ask me!' ’
I'm stupid, but I'm not going to be fooled by a little bug!
After being with Ling Yefeng for a long time, he has become more or less smarter.
"Oh!!"
I nodded, and responded faintly.
It saw that I continued to eat breakfast and didn't mean to ask any further, and the little spirit worm lay down on the table in disappointment.
"Huh!"
I couldn't help but chuckle.
"Wife, you're getting naughty and naughty!"
Ling Yefeng looked at me with a doting look on his face, how I bullied a ...... A small spirit worm's.
"Let me see if it can become a cat or a dog?"
I thought it was funny to see its pathetic little look.
I don't want to tease it, I can't spread it to the underworld and say that I'm a dignified queen of the underworld bullying a little worm!
"What, cat...... Dog?? ”
The little bug was surprised, if it could choose not to change, it wanted to transform into a human form!
"Does my wife like a dog or a cat?"
Completely ignoring the reaction of the little spirit worm, Ling Yefeng stretched out his right hand, and a red fruit appeared in his palm, which was about the same size as a cherry.
"It's ......"
Isn't it delicious?
I stretched out my hand to take the fruit, to the left and to the right!
Translucent and shiny, like a ruby.
"Water Spirit Fruit, it wants it."
He is the king of the underworld, how could he deceive a little bug?
"If you eat this, it can become a pet??"
What a magical fruit, since being with Ling Yefeng, the whole world has become mysterious.
Everything that I thought was impossible before, it happened!
"My lord!"
Can it choose to stay the same? Can I choose to continue my cultivation after eating the fruit?
"Eat the fruit!" Ling Yefeng took the little fruit out of my hand and threw it on the table: "Change a cat into a dog, whatever you want!" ”
The Hades King ordered, how dare the little spirit worm disobey?
It didn't want to offend this big Buddha, it thought that it would have a good life if it hugged the thigh of the queen of the underworld, but it didn't expect that it would be planted in the hands of the queen of the underworld in the end.
In the latter sentence, cats and dogs change with it.
The little spirit insect was very reluctant to hold the little fruit and eat it bite by bite, and after eating the fruit, it lay on the table with a painful expression.
My first reaction was, this fruit is not pesticides!
Could this little guy be poisoned?
Ling Yefeng looked at the little insect with a disgusted expression, he stretched out his slender finger and flicked it at the little insect, and the little insect was bounced to the ground by him.
"It'......," I pointed to the little bug, "it's going to be fine!" ”
"It's absorbing the spiritual power of the little spirit fruit, it's going to be fine, it's going to die!"
Metamorphosis is a very painful process, but it is also a process that every spirit worm wants to go through.
The little spirit worm was going through a rebirth, it rolled on the ground a few times in pain, it raised its head, and the head slowly grew bigger little by little, becoming like a dog, the pair of white fluffy ears stood up, then a pair of big blue eyes, then the nose, then the mouth, then its body, limbs, and tail!
"Ling Yefeng, what is this?? Fox dogs?? ”
It's a dog, it's not like it, it's a fox, it's like it.
The little pointed mouth, blue eyes, and the big fluffy tail.
"The deity made you turn a cat into a dog, and you actually conjured a snow fox for the deity, are you having trouble with the deity?"
Ling Yefeng patted the little fox on the table and glared angrily.
"Squeak squeak!!"
The little fox was so frightened that he jumped into my arms, trembling and not daring to look up at Ling Yefeng.
"My lord...... Hades!! ”
The little guy can actually speak, and his voice sounds very immature, and his milky voice is very good.
"You turned out to be a male, get out of her arms for the deity!"
Damn, why did he choose a male bug??
No, didn't he know that it was a male worm when he chose the spirit worm?
Among the more than 100 insects, only one of them was a male insect, so Ling Yefeng chose it.
"I, my lord Hades Venerable, you, didn't you already know when you chose me??"
The little one tucked his head into my arms, and the little nose rubbed between my arms.
Listening to its milky voice, as if it was wronged.
"It's so cute!"
I stroked its fur and pinched its ears.
"Damn sao fox!"
Ling Yefeng came to my side with a whoosh, and picked up the little fox from my arms and threw it out at lightning speed, so fast that I couldn't even see it.
"You dare to eat even the tofu of the deity woman."
Dare to be in front of him, rubbing in his woman's arms, and enjoying himself, how could Ling Yefeng, a domineering dictator like him, not be angry? ?
Well, not angry? It's strange if you're not angry, not angry, not angry!
Ling Yefeng didn't say a word, and a dark fire hit the little fox.
The little fox felt this grievance in his heart, he didn't think about it so much, he just wanted to rub it in the hostess's arms, so that the hostess liked it more, who knew that such a small action would provoke the Hades Lord.
"Mistress save me!!"
Hades let it die, but it didn't dare not die, didn't dare to run or escape, so it could only shrink there trembling and begging for help.
"Ling Ye Feng!"
I pushed Ling Yefeng's hand away, and the flame hit the side and turned into light smoke.
"Okay, don't be angry, you are the king of Hades, even if you give it ten guts, it won't dare to eat my tofu in front of you!!"
Even if it's a fox, it's not that bold!
It's not that there isn't, it's that I don't dare to have it at all!
"Uh-huh!"
The little guy nodded again and again, it really didn't dare, not in front of Hades, even if it was carrying Hades!
"It, it just did that, it should be coquettish with the owner, and want the owner to like it!"
All small animals are like this, they all like to be spoiled with their owners so that their owners like them and do not abandon them.
They can't speak, they can't communicate with humans, but they will try all sorts of ways to please their owners, think about it...... It's really not easy to be a little thing.
A person will not have a pet in his life, but there is a good chance that there will be only one owner in the life of a pet!
"There are so many ways to get liked, doesn't it speak?"
Ling Yefeng walked up to me angrily, hugged me in his arms domineeringly, and then stretched out his hand and patted me around, as if to pat the smell of the little fox on me.
"My lord Hades Venerable, my subordinates have just become small animals, and I forgot about them for a while!"
It is coquettish with the instincts of a small animal, and it has completely forgotten that it can speak.
"Husband, don't be angry!" I patted Ling Yefeng's hand, this man is really terrible when he gets angry, it is estimated that I may be the only one in the Three Realms who dares to face him who is angry, "It's good to let it develop the habit of not talking, do you think it's okay if we are doing it, how scary is it to suddenly say a word?" ”
Ling Yefeng looked at the little fox who was lying on the ground and trembling with fright, the little fox didn't dare to look at him squarely, just closed his eyes and lay motionless honestly.
"The deity warns you that you must not run into my wife's arms at every turn in the future!!"
This is his, every part of his body is his, and the bosom is also his, and the place is soft and soft only he can rub.
Whether it is male or female, give him how far he rolls, and pet is kept at home and not in his arms.
"Genus, subordinates know!"
The little fox said in a trembling voice, it was just a coquette, but it didn't expect that this coquettish was so coquettish that it almost lost its life.
"Don't talk, squeak!"
What to say, it's okay not to hear its voice, but as soon as I hear its voice, Ling Yefeng is even more angry, it's easy to choose or not, when I choose it, why did I choose it?
Although its king of insects can also cure all kinds of poisons and diseases, it is male, male!!
"Squeak squeak!!"
The little fox immediately barked obediently, and it seemed that its plan to hug the thighs of the dead had been ruined.
How could it have forgotten that their great Hades was a super-large vinegar jar?
"Hahaha!!" It's so funny, I really didn't expect "Ling Ye Feng, you are actually jealous with a fox!" ”
This is so sour, so sour that my teeth are going to fall.
"Hmph......" Ling Yefeng snorted arrogantly, "No matter what it is, as long as it's the opposite sex, it's not okay...... Same-sex is not allowed! ”
"What about your son? Woo...... Or your daughter? ”
I was suddenly curious about this question, what if it was a child??
"What is called mine, is ours, ours!" Ling Yefeng emphasized loudly, "Of course ......"
I saw him pause and thought he would give me an answer, but I didn't expect him to say ......
"Thrown!"
I'll go, how casual is this voice...... Thrown? That's his child, he wants to ...... Thrown!
"Ling Yefeng, what did you say? I'll listen to it once?? ”
I said in a dangerous tone.
How could Ling Yefeng, who was as smart as him, not know that he had just provoked my kitten with a casual 'throw'?
"Wife, our child is different from a human child, he was born a devil, one day is equivalent to a year's growth, and he is saying...... "Ling Yefeng looked at my body, "You are so thin and weak, he sucks breast milk, and it is also your qi and blood, do you think, I will agree??" ”
When the devil is born, he will suck away all the yin qi of the mother's body, how could Ling Yefeng let this happen??
What's more, what is theirs is his, and even his little cubs are not allowed to touch it. When the time comes, there will be something for him to eat, and there will be no cubs to eat!
"One day equals a year's growth?? That...... What does he eat? ”
I'm going, at this rate, isn't that more than 10 days to grow up? Isn't that more than a month later, and they're all older than her?
"That's my boy too, do you think I'm going to starve him? Saying that...... "Ling Yefeng looked at my little belly again," not yet, what do you want to do with these?" Could it be ...... My wife wants to have a baby for me? ”
"Who's going to give you a baby!"
I blushed and shyly pushed Ling Yefeng away, there is a little fox here, what is he talking nonsense?
Is...... It's almost dead.
I ran to the table, blushing and shyly bowing my head to eat breakfast, and "Hahaha!" came to my ears. Ling Yefeng's hearty laughter could be heard from his voice, how happy and happy he was.