55. The madness of the three madmen
The current image of the three madmen is: the messy grass on the top of his head, which is the real kind of hairy grass, and I don't know how he planted it in that pile of hair, and it can be completely covered; Dressed in a leaf suit like the lily coat on TV, it was clear from the simple process that it was made by him; The most incomprehensible thing is that he smeared his face all black, and then a little green in the black.
At first glance, it looks like a green forest monster. But the person concerned obviously didn't realize that he was scared, but jumped up to us and asked complacently: "How is it, Xiao Luzi, how do you look at my appearance?" I just developed it here with the resources around me. ”
One after another, he said angrily: "Can you adjust a little, what are you doing with all these strange shapes?" ”
The three madmen were not happy when they heard this, and shook their heads and retorted: "Why am I not in tune? This is called cross-dressing stealth, understand? If you see me lying on the ground like this, can you tell that I'm a human being? As he spoke, he demonstrated by himself, and he really lay down. I couldn't laugh or cry, but not to mention, he really didn't look like a human being, because he was no longer a normal person.
He pointed to his face and asked, "Then you just need to disguise your appearance, why do you paint your face like this?" ”
"You don't know this, the color on my face simulates the color of the mountains and soil, and the green on it is leaves, Xiao Luzi, you just don't like to watch TV, don't you know that in those police and bandit spy movies, they all act like this?" He seemed to feel that the explanation was not clear enough, so he just stood up and lay down again, and then said: "Look at me like this, do you blend in with the mountains, trees and grasses?" ”
I couldn't help but turn my head away, and I couldn't stop laughing. I heard two dry coughs one after another, and finally asked the question: "Okay, get up and talk." What about Brother Liang? How did you end up here alone? ”
Finally, at this time, the three madmen got up from the ground and resumed the normal conversation mode, "Lao Liang followed in, he asked me to wait for you here, Xiao Luzi, I didn't say you, even if you are warm with the nine girls, you can't leave us here, I have been waiting for you all night in this mountain." ”
I frowned and ignored his middle sentence, and looked away at one after another, and saw the shock in his eyes. Although the three madmen spoke crazy, the information revealed in their words was shocking. First of all, he said that Brother Liang followed in, where did he go in? Secondly, Brother Liang asked him to wait for us here, which means that they still had a choice in the situation at that time, and they were not detained? The third point is that he has been waiting in the forest all night, that is, Brother Liang and the others went in last night, and they never came out again.
I was thinking about it, and I heard one after another bluntly say no: "Impossible! You definitely didn't wait all night, and by two o'clock in the night, you and Brother Liang were still together. "By the way, he has a mobile phone monitoring system to observe, and before he woke up in the middle of the night and turned off the phone, he must have seen it, and the three red dots were still in one place at that time, so the last point of the three madmen is not valid.
The three madmen looked very unhappy when they were exposed, and retorted in a strange tone: "There is no night and no night, anyway, I waited from dark until dawn, and you didn't come, so I was cold and hungry alone." Hurry up and get something to eat and drink! ”
I handed over a piece of chocolate in my pocket, and he immediately smiled, "It's better to be a nine girl." After taking it, the package was not torn clean, so I swallowed it in my mouth.
Asked one after another: "What about your bag?" The three madmen rolled their eyes, "It's all confiscated, otherwise I would be so desolate." ”
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