When Lu Yaodong saw me looking at him, he smiled awkwardly and said, "Don't look at me with such eyes, I just hope that my father can be buried peacefully, and I don't want to mess up the funeral because of this matter." ”

I said a word, and said: "The old hero Quanxia has knowledge, and he will know Mr. Lu's great filial piety." ”

He said no more, but departed, saying that he was going to get the four things, and I went back to the seventh coffin.

After waiting next to the coffin for about two minutes, Lu Yaodong came with a group of family members, carrying a black plastic bag in his hand.

"Xiao Jiu, what you need." He walked up to me, handed me the plastic bag, and said, "Do you see these four things?" ”

I took the plastic bag, opened it, and looked at it, and there were charcoal, knives, paper flags, and water bottles.

I nodded and said, "Yes, these are the four things, but, Mr. Lu, I have a question." ”

"What?" He asked, confused.

"These four things are indeed common in the countryside, but if you want to find these four things, I'm afraid it will take some time, you just went to less than 2 minutes, and you are looking for these things?" I asked the doubts in my mind.

He smiled and said, "Last night, Jiang Ye asked me to prepare these four things in advance, saying that you would use them today, but I didn't expect you to really use them today." ”

Hearing him say this, I was stunned, so I glanced behind him, a woman, three children, two women and one man, did not see Jiang Ye's figure, so I asked him where Jiang Ye went?

He told me that Jiang Ye went to send the tombstone to the tombstone, and it would not appear again during the funeral.

It seems that Jiang Ye knew that the ninth son of the Lu family would make trouble at the funeral, so he asked Lu Yaodong to prepare these things in advance.

Then I placed the four things around the offering table in the order of south, east, west, and north, and put some burned coals directly below the offering table, and inserted three pillars of incense into it, and made a gesture towards the offering table.

After doing all this, I took out my phone and looked at the time, it was 7:56, and the funeral was about to begin.

Since the funeral in Hebei is very different from our funeral in Hengyang, I asked Luo Dajun's opinion again, and I didn't understand his words, but fortunately, Lu Yaodong acted as a translator.

After roughly understanding this, I was stunned for a moment, the first action at the beginning of our Hengyang funeral was to knock the gong, and Hebei here needs to slaughter a rooster to worship God before it can be sounded.

It is worth mentioning that the godly rooster must have not been watered, which is a rural vernacular, in today's words, a rooster that has not been with a hen.

And killing chickens is also particular, a knife to cut its throat, must be cut off, if there is no breath, it means that the funeral will not go well, not a good sign.

So, I asked Lu Yaodong for a rooster, and found a kitchen knife, reached out and rubbed the blade, which was very sharp, and I didn't dare to say that it should be no problem to kill a chicken.

After preparing these things, I saw other metaphysical masters carrying kitchen knives and roosters to the ancestral hall, and I also followed, and the fat man Guo wanted to go with me, so I stopped and said, "Fat man, you and the stammerer to avoid it, and come back after the gong is struck." ”

Guo Fatzi was stunned for a moment and said, "Brother Jiu, I want to see how those metaphysical masters worship God." ”

"Do you remember Liu Kai? If you are not afraid of death, follow along! I said angrily, ignored him, and followed those metaphysical masters to the ancestral hall.

When I came to the ancestral hall, those metaphysical masters stood in front of the offering table, lined up in a line, I roughly looked at it, they were arranged according to the age of the nine sons of the Lu family, Joyce stood on the far left, and on the far right was a young man.

I have seen this young man a few times, the first time was when Guo Fatzi asked Lu Qiusheng to kneel, and this young man asked Lu Qiusheng not to worry about Guo Fatzi. The second time, when You Shusong provoked me, he also stopped it.

Originally, I didn't know his name, but now that he appears here, then, his name should be, Wan Yang on the 'Open Book'.

What makes me angry is that I should be in the seventh position for the funeral in the name of Lu Yaodong, but that position has already been stood.

Made, I cursed in my heart, if it weren't for the fact that the funeral was about to begin, I really wanted to reason with them.

In desperation, I had no choice but to stand on Wanyang's right.

Seeing me standing on his right, Wan Yang smiled at me and didn't speak.

I ignored him, took the knife, and waited for the sound of firecrackers outside the ancestral hall.

After waiting for about ten seconds, Liuyun Daoist appeared on the door of the ancestral hall wearing a golden and silver-edged robe, he first stretched his voice and shouted, shouting: "Yunmeng is low, Yishui is whimpering, the sky is crying, the earth is sorrowful, the tree, you want to be quiet and the wind does not stop, son, you want to be filial and you don't wait." ”

After shouting this, he slapped his palm on the left side of the ancestral hall gate and continued: "Today, we are all here, with a heavy heart, just to mourn an ordinary and great, hard-working and kind Lord Shaoyun of Lufu, Lu Lao Hero was born in 1908, on June 13, dedicated his life to the country, in his later years, due to serious illness, ineffective treatment, in 2006, February 17, 19:08 passed away at the age of 98.

Today, our Metaphysical Association was entrusted by the Lu family Kowloon to come to the funeral for the old hero Lu, due to the special identity of the old hero Lu, before the funeral, delay for a few minutes, and ask the commander of the HB Military Region Yan to send a memorial speech to the old hero. ”

As soon as I heard this, the anger in my heart burned, Made, a funeral is like a press conference, and what kind of bullshit military commander sends a memorial speech, to put it bluntly, it is to show the identity of that person, but the funeral is not about the big people to participate, but the etiquette.

I looked up at the Liuyun Dao Chang, and I saw him looking not far away with a flattering face, and following his eyes, I saw a middle-aged man in his fifties, with a fat head and big ears, short hair, and a beer belly, walking in the direction of the Liuyun Dao Chang.

Made, if the commander of the army is asked to send a memorial message, I don't know when the mourning will begin.

I don't know which tendon is wrong, so I'm ready to stop the commander. Immediately, he shouted to the Liuyun Dao Chief, "Liuyun Dao Chief, this is the funeral of the old hero, according to the funeral process, 8 o'clock should kill the chicken and worship the gods, and then beat the gong, now it has passed 8 o'clock, if you send a memorial speech, how long will the funeral be delayed?" ”

Suddenly, countless pairs of eyes looked at me, their eyes were full of anger, especially the eyes of the Liuyun Daoist, who wanted to tear me alive, and said: "Young people have never seen the world, don't talk nonsense, just handle your funeral." ”