Chapter 31 A cat's tail doesn't necessarily grow on a cat's body
Jiang Yanzhi looked at Min Weisi speechlessly, uncle, can you not hold back? Why am I on the same hill as you, I haven't even pulled the little lady's little hand!
Besides, isn't the game house a place to eat meat?
It's not serious to eat meat.
Min Weisi saw that Jiang Yanzhi and Min Weixiu were confused, and his expression eased a little, "I'll accompany you to Xiaohengqiao, but don't run around, Xiao Wu, if you dare to run around, see if your brother doesn't break your dog's legs." ”
Min Weixiu stuck out her tongue, Min Weisi is a hard mouth, because they are twins, Min Weisi loves to put on a brother's shelf, for fear that others will not know that he was born a quarter of an hour earlier than her.
"Got it."
Min Weisi saw that she was obedient, and she became proud, and she talked more, "Hehe, you don't know, everyone in Kaifeng City knows that my grandmother has raised her son for others for decades, and she is so angry that she has a stroke, and now she pees her pants when she is excited, she decides to worship the Buddha wholeheartedly and never go out again!" ”
"Whoever dares to post to her and invite her out to play is pointing at her nose and laughing at her! Who dares to help the impostor family, they just can't get along with her! ”
"Grandma said that?"
Min Weixiu felt that with her face thicker than the city wall, she shouldn't be so shy!
Min Weisi snorted, "Of course not, I said it!" Ha ha! Fortunately, Xiao Wu, you have repented and discovered the true meaning of life, eating, drinking, and having fun is the right way in the world! Learn from those hypocrites, what can you learn! ”
Min Weixiu felt that if Mrs. Min knew, her nose would be crooked!
The small cross-bridge is not far from Du Fu, and the carriage arrives quickly.
As soon as she got off the car, Min Weixiu smelled a strong smell of meat, and groups of flower-dressed, flower-dressed, stood on top of the small building with handkerchiefs, giggling, different from the places next to them, their faces were wearing a cat-faced mask, which made it difficult to see their faces.
"This flower girl can't see her face, if she chooses an ugly monster, wouldn't she be scared!" Min Weixiu asked in surprise.
When Min Weisi heard this, his eyes widened, and he glared at Jiang Yanzhi angrily, "What the hell did you teach my sister!" ”
He said, coughing, "Those who can come here are naturally born well." If you have good luck and find the true beauty, wouldn't it be lucky? This is a man's taste, you little lady, know a ghost. ”
Min Weixiu stuck out her tongue, what is this, she was at the border back then, mixing in a group of men, and she heard more than this meat.
"I think I hear a cat meowing." Min Weixiu was about to refute, when she felt a faint sound of a cat meowing, followed the sound and looked, only to see two men in green clothes, holding a big basket with a tight lid in their hands, walking over while talking and laughing.
The basket was dripping with water, vibrating from time to time, making a meowing sound.
When Jiang Yan saw it, his face suddenly changed, "It's that Sanhua cat, I saw Du Sanniang's soul." ”
Min Weixiu stretched out his hand to stop, "Stop, I heard a cat meowing in your basket, my cat was lost, can you open it and let me see if it's my cat." ”
One of the people with a mustache said angrily: "Who are you, you, your eye saw that I stole your cat, and this basket contains my cat, you just look at it, if you get lost, who is it?" ”
As he spoke, there was another meow of a cat, and then something slammed into the basket.
Min Weixiu snorted, "Who would put a cat in such a breath-holding basket, cats are most afraid of water, but your basket is dripping." If you don't have a ghost in your heart, why don't you dare to open it for me to see? ”
Min Weixiu's voice was loud, and after a while, many people came over, and a few strong men with five big and three thick came over from the game restaurant on the side.
Jiang Yanzhi swallowed his saliva, "What's that...... Min Wuah...... Your brother and I are both weak and weak...... Look at your mace, and you didn't bring it out. ”
Min Weixiu's gangsterism has been stimulated, grandma's legs, seeing the thin waist of the aunt and grandmother, dare a group of people to surround to bully more, right?
"Today is the king of Hades, I want to see it too, I can tell you, my cat is a famous Persian breed, after the king of Elvis, it is worth ten thousand gold. If I find out that you have stolen it, you will take the pants as a pawn, and you will not be able to pay it back for a hundred years! ”
The people around looked at each other, the famous Persian species, after Elvis, worth ten thousand gold...... Never heard of it!
But Min Weixiu is dressed luxuriously and speaks with confidence, it really doesn't look like a lie!
On the side, the people who watched the excitement coaxed, "You just open the basket and let this little lady take a look, the cat is lost, it's strangely anxious." But little lady, if you are looking for a cat at the door of this game house, I am afraid that you will open people's mouths and see, that lump of cat meat belongs to yours! ”
Many people laughed when they heard this!
Min Weixiu glared at him, and the man suddenly retracted and coaxed.
The two people carrying the basket saw that Min Weixiu was unrelenting, and asked, "What color is your cat?" Let's talk about it first, I can only open a crack, my cat is not honest, so I finally caught it, don't run away for a while. ”
"Three-flowered cat."
The man uncovered the basket with a small slit, reached into his hand, and took out a black cat tail, and there was a white circle at the end of it, "Look, my cat is black, and it is not your three-flowered cat at all." ”
Min Weixiu was stunned, rub! Jiang Yanzhi obviously said that the three-flower cat with Du Sanniang's soul was inside, how did it become a black cat?
She thought, Jiang Yanzhi could never be mistaken, such a big basket, maybe there was more than one cat in it!
Without waiting for Min Weixiu to go over and grab it directly, Chunyu, who had been bored and silent, had already shouted, "This is Heiyou, this is Heiyou!" Heiyou is my little mother's cat! ”
The face of the man in Tsing Yi who was carrying the basket changed, and he tried to look at the strong men, and the strong men sped up their pace and surrounded them.
Min Weixiu was angry and dantian, and slapped the hand carrying the basket with lightning speed.
The man suddenly wailed and shouted, "My hand is broken!" I'm a mother, my hand is broken! ”
There was silence all around.
This little lady looked thin and weak, a gust of wind was blowing, I was afraid that she would not be blown into the sky, why did she slap a strong man's hand off?
But if you say that it is not broken, the hand will be swollen like a big pig's trotter after a while.
Lu Bing, who was standing beside Jiang Yanzhi, closed his mouth for a long time, and said in a low voice: "King, don't shake your legs, hold on!" ”
The basket snapped and fell to the ground, the lid of the basket was shaken open, and I saw that there were four or five wet cats squeezed inside, and the other cats were constantly licking their hair, but one of them was a three-flower cat, looking around in horror, and when I saw the spring rain, I hurriedly rushed towards her.
Chunyu screamed, pointed to the empty black tail hanging on the edge of the basket, and shouted, "Heiyou, you killed Heiyou, this is Heiyou's tail!" ”