Chapter 81: The Zuo Family (1)
(More than 10 years ago)
Really, boys, don't cry all the time. Are you still a martial arts practitioner? (Yizhen said)
Both Yizhen and Grandpa said so. Open and close your mouth are all people who practice martial arts, do you really have to be so brave to be a martial artist?
I'm so short, I'm always bullied, even shorter than Yizhen... How could a short and timid guy like me become a martial artist? (Said one "boy")
When you become an adult, you will grow up. (Yizhen said)
Not really! Because my dad and grandpa were like that... We're all very small! ("Boy" says)
What's wrong with being short, the peppers are also very small, but they are very spicy, aren't they?
Ichicha ...
According to my common sense, many big people like the emperor are very short.
Where did you get this information, Yizhen?
My dad always said that he wanted me to find someone like that to be the "turtle car"
It's a "golden beetle". Yizhen, there are many things you haven't figured out.
And even if you are shorter than others, then you should be a martial artist with a bigger heart than anyone else.
That one... Ichicha ... If I become a martial artist with a bigger heart than anyone else, Ichicha you... You can be my "beetle car"...
(Foshan Nightclub)
Welcome! Wow, ahhhh Lord Mandarin! It's Lord Mandarin! It's not Mr. Wei Qian who is here today, but Lord Wenhua! (Administrator says)
Wow, ahhhh Lord Mandarin, you want to choose me! (The escort girl said)
Lord Mandarin, who do you want to name? (The waiter asks)
(for a while)
What is the wind that blows you here? Or did Wei Qian always become obedient, and it turned out to be you? (Iljeong asks)
The people in your office are very bold, and they waste the money of the tax-paying people to enjoy themselves in nightclubs. (Yizhen said)
I didn't want to do it myself. (Wenhua said)
By the way, Mr. Wei Qian, he knows... Do we have this relationship?
What do you mean by this relationship?
It's a real headache to be so popular. Bosses and subordinates snatch women, it's like the plot of an evening drama.
Feed! Don't make it up, I'm just...
But I'm not such a casual woman, and if it weren't for the love of a series like the nine o'clock on Monday night, I would have refused.
You've misunderstood what I was here for.
But no matter how I look at you, it's like the face of a Sunday drama, or it's a soy sauce Youku drama at eight o'clock on Saturday night, or I never expected it.
Who is soy sauce Youku? Don't talk about me, let's talk about Mr. Wei Qian... Isn't he the face of a nine-o'clock drama on Monday night, or the face of a hundred proposals?
Mr. Wei Qian, he is like a dead corpse in a certain drama... Mr. Wenhua, you won't be for Mr. Wei Qian...
Miss Ilzhen!! Please marry Mr. Wei Qian... Let's be our sister-in-law.
(The man from the ministry shouts)
What are you doing now? Whispering to intimidate me? (Yizhen said)
As a matter of fact... Mr. Wei Qian... Recently, someone arranged for him to go on a blind date. He is also almost thirty, and the people in the court want him to think about the future, so they ask him about a blind date... Recently, he has been dumped by you a lot, so he feels very tired, and now he is about to reach the point where he accepts it as long as the gender is female... I'm afraid he'll take it. (Wenhua said)
Ah! Isn't that great? That way he won't come and follow me. And Mr. Wei Qian has a beloved wife, so everyone will be very happy. (Yizhen said)
Oh, yes. After all, the other party is Miss Erik, the third princess of India, which is considered a high climb. (Wenhua said)
Wow! What a husband and wife! It feels like a husband and wife for many years, and it's just carved out of a mold!
(Il-jeong looks at the black woman in the photo)
Sister-in-law, please take a closer look! There are subtle differences between her and Mr. Wei Qian! She's really dark! Please, sister-in-law! Otherwise, we have to call this Ah San sister-in-law, and we have to respect her for the rest of our lives! Now only sister-in-law can stop him. (All the staff of the Ministry of Affairs said)
Don't worry... People say that Indian women are emotional, and she must be a good wife. (Yizhen said)
Please, sister-in-law! I'm not asking you to get married, either! As long as it can wake him up! This heavy heart when a man bows his head to you! The sister-in-law who is angry must have experienced... (Shi Yo Jian said)
Ah! You're not very heavy on this head, are you?
(When Ichijo raises it, it is recommended)
I see it's full of tofu dregs!
Bang!!
(Yizhen threw Shi and Jian out)
You're so annoyed! (Yizhen said)
Hey, Mr. Wei Qian, I don't think it's okay, you can only bite the bullet. Women say no, but in fact, they want to? I just don't think so. And also... Don't ask me to run your errands again. (Wenhua said to the phone)
Boom!!
(The people of the office were thrown against the wall)
Yes... Who are you?
(A man in a straw hat appears in front of everyone)
So many of you bully a weak woman, can you be considered a martial arts practitioner? (The straw hat wears it)
What did you say! No matter how you look at it, we were repaired by my sister-in-law, right? Still, we're martial arts practitioners! (Office Officer A says)
You are not allowed to do anything to her, she is very important to me. (The straw hat wears it)
Yes? You dwarf is very arrogant! (Office Officer A says)
Stop arguing. Don't make a fuss in the store, let's go. Come along, little ghost, you're still underage... How can you come to such a place. (Wenhua said)
Feed! What did you just say about me? I'm not...
Qiang !!
(The swords of the two are struck together)
What kind of imp are you talking about. I am "Zuo Zongtang's grandson" Zuo Peici.
(Zuo Peici looked at Wenhua coldly)
Yes... Peggy? (Yizhen wonders)
(Premium Venue Roof)
Yes? Your sister only came home in the morning? (Fei Hong said)
Yes, because of her work, she often doesn't come home until the next morning. But I came back later today than before, and I changed my clothes and went out again before I could meet me. (Liang Kuan said)
Liang Kuan, at this time, you can silently do happy things.
How do you say that! I couldn't have done that kind of thing before my sister got married, I would have been slapped in the face! In the future, she has not yet decided who she will marry... I'm going to be killed!
Your sister complex is too serious, isn't it? Legally, you and your sister can't get married. My sister has finally been able to get rid of your heavy shackles and is about to fly into the sweet world.
What nonsense are you talking about! I definitely don't admit it!
At this time, the younger brother is just a machine that silently does happy things. You're a crying machine for happy events. You can only watch your sister get married to someone else, stinky little ghost.
Fei Hong! Will Liang Kuan also help me with happy events when I grow up? (Guilan asks)
All right! It's time for lunch! (Fei Hong said to Guilan)
Woo... It's barbecued pork rice again, and I've been eating barbecued pork rice for every meal for three days in a row. (Guilan said gratefully)
Damn it! Who the hell is ... Could it be... Mr. Wei Qian? Is it with that scumbag? (Liang Kuan said)
(Premium Venue)
Well?
(Wei Qian hesitated for a moment)
Mr. Wei Qian, what are you doing? (Huang Qiusheng asked)
Uh, nothing... I think I heard someone call me. (Wei Qian said)
Feed... Cheer up. Too nervous? But I can't blame you, after all, it's the first blind date. Actually, my wife and I also got married on a blind date, and I was really nervous at the time. She is more beautiful than in the photos, which makes me happy.
In fact, it's not allowed to just look at the photos, Mr. Wei Qian. This photo is just taken to look more like a black person, but she is actually an Indian beauty. (Huang Qiusheng said)
You say it's more like a black person, but it's actually a black person... She's black at all. (Wei Qian said)
It's not... It must have been too nervous to take pictures. So it looks more like a black man sitting too upright...
What is a black person who sits too upright?
Mr. Wei Qian, you just follow honestly... Frankly speaking, this blind date is actually a political marriage. Because India is a British colony, our country has always had conflicts diplomatically... In order to solve this problem, you were chosen. As the so-called fighting poison with poison, the scumbags of the Qing Dynasty came to deal with the black Indians. Mr. Wei Qian, the fate of the Qing Dynasty depends on you. I arranged such a high-class venue, you must satisfy the princess.
Although that's what you say, Daddy... It's black at all.
I've told you not to pay too much attention to the photos. She's got to be three times prettier than you think, trust me... Good... Let's go in.
(Two people open the door)
I think it's three times blacker than I imagined! (Mr. Wei Qian said in his heart)
(Indian princess: her whole body is blacker than that of African blacks except for the white of her teeth)
What's wrong, Yizhen? (Pei Ci asks)
Nothing, I just saw a black man. (Yizhen said)
You say something inexplicable. You're still so funny. (Pei Ci said)
(for a while)
Excuse me... What are some of Princess Erik's hobbies? (Mr. Wei Qian asked)
what? (Eric said)
Ahhh That's... Not bad... It's like a cultural exchange. But is what I mean? (Mr. Wei Qian asked)
(Not good, I don't understand!) I couldn't understand what she was saying at all! Will she understand what I'm saying? Am I thinking too much? She seemed to be getting more and more unhappy.
I couldn't tell if she was angry. It's not good, if this continues, the Qing Dynasty will be destroyed. Yes... Because I was so nervous that I wanted to poop.
What to do? How can I say it so that I don't lose face because I leave halfway through. I also spoke English. With gestures, you should be able to communicate. )
Take a walk! (Wei Qian said)
(Translation: Do you want to go for a walk in the yard with me)
Ay? Why is she following me? No way! Oops!
(The other side)
It's been a long time. I heard my grandfather say that you went out for martial artist training... I didn't expect you to come back. You should have told me sooner. (Yizhen said)
No one else knows about my return. Because I'm coming straight to you. (Pei Ci said)
Belch!
(Pei Ci suddenly hugged Yizhen)
I miss you so much.
(Pei Ci began to look at Yizhen affectionately)
Do you remember the agreement? I came back after I got stronger as promised. It's time for you to keep your promise. (Pei Ci said)
Boom!!
(A tile falls)
Princess!! What's going on? It's going to fall a tile! (Wei Qian said)
Yes... Sorry, my hand slipped just now. (Fei Hong said)
Yes! There's a scumbag and a black man! (Guilan said)
Burst! Damn it! (Wei Qian always looks at the ass)
Wow, ahhhh
(Iljeong yells in the room)