Chapter 162: Three-foot Lovesickness
I pinched the corners of my clothes: "No, don't blame ......" How can you blame Lingzheng? I wish I was in bed with Lingzheng every day, and Lingzheng couldn't get out of bed!
Ling Zheng frowned slightly and nodded my nose: "Since it's not weird, then why don't you accept my dowry?" ”
"Dowry?"
"Qingming ruler, two lifetimes in one life, three feet of lovesickness."
"Uh, that's, that's because ......"
It turns out that the Qingming ruler is a dowry that Lingzheng observes to me?
I hurriedly took out the Qingming ruler, and the eight characters were clearly engraved there. I understood Lingzheng's words at the time, but I didn't dare to answer at the time, it was because the damn Ling Wang Tomb said that he was unwilling, and he had to ask for my first time before he was willing to set off to find the living Gu! I thought that my first time was given to King Ling's tomb, and I was worried that Lingzheng would dislike me for not having a complete body after knowing it, so I didn't dare to make a promise to Lingzheng!
Happiness came so fast that it caught me off guard.
I looked at Lingzheng and smiled stupidly: "Lingzheng, the person who was with me that night was really you?" ”
Ling Zheng nodded lightly.
I asked, "Then why did I see the face of King Ling's tomb that night?" Is it the sound of King Ling's tomb that you heard? ”
Lingzheng frowned tightly and looked at me thoughtfully.
How can you not understand what I mean? With a little bit of brain, he figured out the whole thing.
I now know that my first time was not given to King Ling's tomb, but to Lingzheng, and my mood suddenly improved, it turned out that all this was a misunderstanding, and the misunderstanding was solved again, Yunkai and Yueming, it was really good! I hugged Lingzheng's arm and shook it gently: "Lingzheng, good Lingzheng, why is it?" You can't coax me, tell people quickly, okay? ”
Ling Zheng shook his head helplessly: "Ah Tomb is naughty, probably using a foreign body technique on you." ”
"Foreign body magic?"
"Foreign body art is similar to turning stones into gold, which can change the appearance of matter, but cannot change the essence of matter."
"Huh?"
King Ling's tomb cast a foreign body spell on me, and when I was asked to see Lingzheng, it was the face of King Ling's tomb, and the voice of Lingzheng I heard was all the voice of King Ling's tomb, and even ...... King Ling's tomb also forcibly imposed some of his words into my ears, making me mistakenly think that it was really him who suppressed me!
It's so damning! It's so hateful!
I've been sad for so long.
By the way, I want to tell Shen Yan this great news, she must be overjoyed!
I picked up the porridge and put it in Lingzheng's hand: "Lingzheng Lingzheng, you hurry up and eat a little, I don't make it delicious, but my heart is sweet, and the porridge cooked must be very sweet." Ling was looking at me, smiling lightly, with a playful look in his eyes. My face was hot, and I wanted to give myself a big mouth. What did I just say, but I don't know what I said.
"Don't laugh, take it."
I pretended to be angry, put the porridge bowl in Lingzheng's hand, and turned away from Lingzheng in anger.
Lingzheng was stunned for a moment, and said softly: "First year, I'm angry." ”
"Humph......"
I stomped my foot.
Lingzheng straightened my body and faced him: "First year, it's me who is not good, don't be angry." ”
"If I don't get angry, it's okay, you come here......" I hooked my fingers at him, he bent his knees, his eyes were level with a smile, I leaned into his ear, and bit him violently, his body stiffened, the roots of his ears quickly turned red, I laughed, "I don't want to be angry, unless you serve me well in bed." Hmph......"
Ling Zheng coughed lightly, picked up the porridge and drank it.
I glanced at him, I really wanted to continue teasing him, but I wanted to tell Shen Yan the truth about this matter, so that she wouldn't be cranky.
"Lingzheng ......"
"Huh?"
"Poof!"
I quickly kissed Lingzheng, and when Lingzheng was in a daze, I quickly opened the door and ran out. Actually, I'm so nervous, but Lingzheng is so upright, if I don't take the initiative, he may be shy for a while.
I ran out and happened to meet Shen Yan who came out of the bathroom: "Hey, Shen Yan, I'll tell you a great piece of good news." ”
Shen Yan was wearing light black pajamas: "What's the news?" ”
I smiled mysteriously and whispered to Shen Yan, "The person who is happy with me is not King Ling's tomb, but Lingzheng...... Hee-hee, hahahahahaha...... Hey, hey, hey...... "As soon as I thought about the truth, I couldn't help but want to laugh out loud.
Shen Yan was stunned for a long time: "Tang Chuyi, this joke is not funny at all. ”
"Really, really, I didn't lie to you, it's not a joke, it's true, the person who went to my bed is really not King Ling's tomb, you can rest assured to pursue your own happiness."
“…… Tomb brother or is it complete? ”
"yes, happy, right? Hahahaha...... I'm so excited, hehe...... Shen Yan, do you know? Lingzheng also gave me a dowry gift, it's the Qingming ruler, and he also wrote love words on the Qingming ruler, hehe...... It's so fun! ”
Shen Yan nodded stunned: "The Qingming ruler is indeed a rare spiritual weapon in the world, and the third master of the spirit really loves you." ”
"Of course, I'm his little heart."
Now that everything is out of the blue, I'm in a really good mood, and I'll open my mouth when my flesh hurts.
Shen Yan whispered: "By the way, I also have a message for you, that is...... It is...... Actually, I didn't have anything to do with Ling Sanye, that ......."
"Uh-huh, I know."
"What? You know? ”
"It's because I know, that's why I solved this misunderstanding, okay, okay, I won't tell you more, I want to accompany Lingzheng, you also go to find King Ling's tomb, he just went to his mother-in-law's land, you go to him, this month is dark and windy, maybe oh......"
Shen Yan shook her head helplessly, and sighed again: "Hey, it's late." ”
"What's wrong?"
"I used the Forgetfulness Charm on myself when I was taking a shower."
"What is the Forgetfulness Charm for?"
"It's just a spell, I thought that Brother Tomb said such ruthless words to me, and he must have hated me very much, so I put a curse of forgetfulness on myself and forced myself to die. The effect of the Forgetfulness Charm is that if my beloved is united with me, I will grow old and ugly, and I will die in seven days......"
I opened my mouth wide in surprise, "Shen Yan, are you really cruel to yourself?" ”
Shen Yan's eyes flickered: "What can I do?" It's been so many years, I've been following Brother Tomb for so many years, and he still doesn't look at me squarely, what can I do? Tell me? ”
Her love path is much more miserable than mine.
I patted Shen Yan on the shoulder sympathetically and comforted her softly: "It's okay, it's okay, you can do whatever you want to do with King Ling's tomb now, as long as you don't do that, when we collect all the eleven copper coins, I will turn King Ling's tomb into a real person, and then lift the curse of forgetting love on your body, and then you will follow King Ling's tomb You are thick and I am strong, and the affection is lingering, how about it?" ”
Shen Yan lightly punched me: "I have only found four copper coins now, how can it be so easy to find all eleven?" ”
"If there's hope, it's okay."
"You're stupid, stupid...... However, Tang Chuyi, I found that I began to like your stupid appearance a little, hahahaha......"
Shen Yan seems to be in a much better mood, as long as she is in a good mood, what does it matter if she says a word or two about me? Besides, I don't think there's anything wrong with being stupid, just stupid, anyway, I have spiritual integrity, I'm not afraid of heaven and earth, am I still afraid of being stupid? In the days to come, there will be spirits protecting me, thinking about it like this, I suddenly feel that I am the happiest person in the world, hahahaha......
"Ahem......"
King Ling's tomb coughed lightly twice, and walked in from outside the courtyard, I hurriedly glanced at Shen Yan, Shen Yan was stunned, reacted again, and greeted King Ling's tomb: "Brother Tomb, where have you been?" It's almost dawn, don't you want to sleep for a while? With a wave of his hand, King Ling's tomb pushed Shen Yan aside and walked into the house expressionlessly.
Shen Yan stood in the courtyard in frustration, biting her lip tightly.
When King Ling's tomb passed by me, I grabbed his hand: "Hey, King Ling's tomb, why are you like this, you don't know Shen Yan'......"
King Ling's eyes were cold: "Woman, take care of your mouth." ”
"......," I was speechless.
Shen Yan stomped her foot, turned around and rushed out of the courtyard.
I saw that Shen Yan was angry with King Ling's tomb and left, I wanted to scold King Ling's tomb, and I was afraid that King Ling's tomb would beat me again, but at the same time, I was unwilling to let him bully Shen Yan like this, I was ruthless and let go, "Ling, King Ling's tomb, you are too much!" ”
"Oh?" King Ling's tomb stepped forward, "Woman, you say, why am I too much?" ”
"You, you, you, you, you have let Shen Yan down."
"If all the women in this world are infatuated with the uncle, will the uncle marry all the women in the world?"
"But Shen Yan ...... her"
"Did the uncle warn you not to tell the uncle about her again?"
I think I said it.
I took a step back, took out the Qingming ruler, and aimed it at the face of King Ling's tomb: "Then it's okay to talk about our own business, right?" Ling Wang Tomb, you big liar, it was obviously Lingzheng that night, not you. ”
He smiled wickedly and asked knowingly, "Which night?" ”
"That's that day, the first day, Lingzheng's soul has returned to the body, it's not you who are holding me down, it's Lingzheng, you actually lied to me for so long!"
"Oh, you said this, well, yes, it's Senior Brother, it's not me." King Ling shrugged his shoulders and looked at me with disdain: "You woman is so stupid, uncle just wants to teach you a good lesson, lest you really be eaten and wiped out by other men in the future, and you won't have a place to cry when the time comes......"
I was angry: "...... Then I have to thank you, can't I? "He almost made me get along with the spirit!
King Ling's tomb waved his hand: "No thanks, no thanks, who made you my sister-in-law." ”
“……”
Senior sister-in-law, I love to hear this title, forget it, I don't care about the tomb of King Ling, I have to go to Lingzheng quickly, I want to nest in Lingzheng's arms for a hundred years and not come out.
I rolled my eyes: "King Ling's Tomb, you hate it the most!" Hum! ”
King Ling's Tomb grabbed my hand and blew in my ear: "I have something more hateful." ”
"You, don't mess around, Shen Yan likes you, I like Lingzheng, don't mess around, let me tell you, Lingzheng has woken up, it's in the house, you're like this now, I'm calling someone......" I was nervous, a little incoherent.
"Shout."
King Ling's Tomb smiled evilly, and his index finger picked up my chin......