Chapter 813: Envy, Fish, Reversal, Turn!
"Before the official start, let's have a game of Dongfeng first, but don't play the lottery, let's familiarize ourselves with the rules, how about it?"
In the face of Qiao Muyi's intimate proposal, everyone had nothing to do, Ren Suo and Gu Yueyan even directly took out their mobile phones to search for the rules of Japanese hemp and learn on the spot.
19 minutes later, Ren Suo and Lin Xianyu looked at their sticks and smiled with satisfaction.
Qiao Muyi: 11,000 points.
Gu Yueyan: 25,000 points.
Renso: 31,000 points.
Lin Xianyu: 33,000 points.
Qiao Muyi is so weak!
Ren Suo and Lin Xianyu each played a card, and earned Qiao Muyi 8,000 points, although Qiao Muyi also broke the nine twice, but he was powerless at all!
"Oops~ If it's an official bureau, it's miserable, but fortunately, it's just a test bureau." Qiao Muyi patted his chest lightly, making a happy sound, which made the winners' hearts itch.
Gu Yueyan didn't say a word, quietly looking at everyone's card type. She didn't have a shot or a win just now, and all the points went in and nowhere to go, but if someone drew herself, she would also lose points.
Ren Suo and Lin Xianyu glanced at each other, and they both saw the confidence in each other's eyes!
I'm going to sleep on the couch tonight!
I'm going to hug the rich woman!
"Come on, let's get started!" Lin Xianyu said a little anxiously, as if he was afraid that Qiao Muyi would retreat.
"yes, yes, mahjong is so fun." Ren Suo nodded repeatedly.
Qiao Muyi smiled and said, "Okay, I've almost learned how to fight, and I should be able to win against you." ”
How can it be!
Playing mahjong is not playing people, no matter how good the talent is, you have to go through dozens of games to remember all the battles and card types, but also by paying attention to other people's cards (cards that have been played) to defend and attack, are all game skills that must take a certain amount of time to exercise, how can you learn to play a game?
"Find out for yourself."
In the expressions of everyone's jaws dropped, Qiao Mu showed his cards in a leisurely manner, and clapped his hands lightly: "This time I am the dealer, double the points, thank you." ”
In Rimali, the dealer draws twice the points, and of course, if others draw themselves, the dealer also has to pay twice the points.
Ren Suo and Lin Xianyu's faces changed, but they quickly relaxed again.
Take it easy!
Qiao Muyi has already been exposed twice (touching and eating), next time be careful not to get hit, and it will be fine! Qiao Muyi can't play, it's normal for newcomers to have good luck, don't be afraid!
They only lost 4,000 points each, and it was easy to turn the tables!
In the second game, Ren Suo entered Zhang well, and in the 15th round, he got all the colors, and touched 40,000 when he hung the chapter 40,000 alone.
He looked at the Pai River and found that 30,000 had not appeared, that is, there were still three 30,000 hidden, and 40,000 had two appeared, that is, only one 40,000 was hidden.
The probability of Hu 30,000 is even greater, so Ren Suo decisively hit 40,000!
"Hu!"
"Win!"
Qiao Muyi and Gu Yueyan showed their cards at the same time!
Gu Yueyan clumsily spread out the cards: "In the service card, the pair is in harmony, and the single hanging is 40,000, and the 3 40 symbols are 5200 points!" She also counted the points with her hand.
Qiao Muyi smiled slightly and turned over the card type: "I am a field wind card, a door wind card, and a three-color Tongshun, but I am a banker, so it is 7800 points." ”
Ren Suo fired a double shot!
Instant explosion!
Ren Suo lit the cannon of two people (the cards played were Hu by two people at the same time), and the points were instantly reduced to 8000 points!
Lin Xianyu blinked his eyes and swallowed a mouthful of saliva a little nervously.
"Luna, take off your cord top." Qiao Muyi ordered casually.
"Okay~!" Luna, who had been waiting for a long time, immediately lifted her hands and directly lifted Ren Suo's short sleeves away!
Everyone watched curiously, and even Xiao Jiu raised his mobile phone to take pictures, and the strong gaze suddenly made Ren Suo feel endless shame!
"Xiao Suo's muscles are still good." Qiao Muyi commented.
"Well, it can be seen that there is still a good cultivation." Dong Chengling gave affirmation.
"I remember that before you went to college, you only had a bunch of abs, and now it's become several pieces!" Ren Xingmei laughed.
Gu Yueyan didn't speak, just kept looking at him.
Ren Suo's brain exploded instantly, and he felt that a certain thread had collapsed!
I heard Qiao Muyi suggest to order the color head, you said that Ren Suo didn't have a secret joy in his heart, it must be fake - conquer his girlfriend on the mahjong table, let his girlfriend be obedient and take off the cover, just thinking about it can make a man's blood boil!
As for whether he will lose or not, Ren Suo feels that it doesn't matter. After all, even if he loses, he only takes off his clothes, and does a man lose by taking off his clothes? Will it be a loss? Is it a loss?
What a loss!
It seems like a piece of raw pork on the chopping board being judged, and even being photographed, this strong sense of humiliation has rekindled Ren Suo, who has not tasted defeat for many days!
You can't beat others in the game, and you can't even lose your clothes!
For players, it doesn't get any more shameful than this!
If it weren't for the fact that the "Night Moon Warrior" was still in a cooling state, Ren Suo would even want to call the clone to come over and help, so that this group of girls could see Ren Suo's highest game skills!
However, even if there is no clone, Ren Suo will not let himself lose again!
Ren Suo, Ren Suo, who are you and what are you doing now?
Answer yourself, what exactly did you do in college!
Ren Suo slowly opened his eyes and exhaled heavily.
"I'm going to be serious." He said lightly: "Maybe you don't know, when I was in college, not only could I not bring a computer during my freshman year, but I couldn't even pull the network cable. ”
"So?" Gu Yueyan asked.
"In that year, I established the status of the first bird saint and the first brand emperor in the dormitory building. During the four years of college, no one can shake my throne! Ren Suo was very proud to speak of his great achievements.
“……”
It's her boyfriend, everyone is embarrassed to say anything, only Ren Xingmei is finally relieved: "No wonder brother, you're getting more and more stupid after you go to college...... It turns out that you don't study all day and play cards in the dormitory......"
Although Gu Yueyan won the card, Qiao Muyi also won the card, so in the third game, Qiao Muyi was still the dealer.
In this game, Ren Suo and Lin Xianyu finally let go of all their contempt and kept an eye on Qiao Muyi with the most serious attitude!
They still don't understand that Qiao Muyi proposed to come to a test game just now, just to lower their vigilance and make them think that Qiao Muyi really can't play mahjong.
Then Qiao Muyi relied on their contempt at the beginning of the official game, boldly exposed their sidelines, and quickly established an advantage, even two sets of big cards, and now her points are as many as 44,800 points!
In the Dongfeng game, such a point advantage is too great!
And Ren Suo has to be careful, he only has 8,000 points, if Qiao Mu Yihu has a big card and he points again, he is likely to lose his points to 0, and the game will end directly - and then he will have to strip naked.
Under everyone's careful card playing strategy, the third game was actually Gu Yueyan's nonsense, and Qiao Muyi lit the cannon.
"Broken nine, 1,000 points." Gu Yueyan looked at Qiao Muyi, Qiao Muyi took out some sticks and gave her a stick, and complained: "You beat you so young?" ”
"Rather than being a big card, it's better to interrupt your Lianzhuang with a small card." Gu Yueyan said seriously.
The order of dealers is Qiao Muyi, Gu Yueyan, Ren Suo, and Lin Xianyu.
In the fourth game, the dealer was Gu Yueyan, and the atmosphere was slightly tense.
Now everyone has figured out the details of each other: Ren Suo and Lin Xianyu obviously have some experience in playing before, Gu Yueyan can't play but learns quickly, and has mastered such simple and practical winning tricks as "Broken Nine" and "Pair and Draw", Qiao Muyi is the best at playing mahjong, and he has the biggest advantage at present.
This time, everyone played more carefully, and would rather change the card type to win less, rather than lose all the guns.
Playing and playing, the fourth game actually lost, and everyone was listening, so no one won and no one lost this set.
In the fifth game, Gu Yueyan was still the banker, and the atmosphere became more and more depressing. Ren Xingmei and Dong Chengling next to him watched quietly, and even Xiao Jiu silently put on headphones and played games.
When he reached the 5th round, Ren Suo suddenly felt that his calf was poked.
He was slightly stunned, but he didn't dare to look down. Everyone at the table was watching other people, and it was too easy to be spotted with such a big move of bowing their heads.
Soon, Ren Suo's calf was poked again, and the other party almost pressed the ball of his forefoot against Ren Suo's calf, gently rubbing and rubbing. Ren Suo felt it for a moment, and looked at Qiao Muyi directly opposite suspiciously.
Ren Suo clearly felt that the foot was wearing stockings, and the only person on the table wearing stockings was Qiao Muyi.
Qiao Muyi winked at him, and then Ren Suo felt the foot scrape three verticals on his calf, and stepped on the soles of his feet again.
went back and forth twice, and Ren Suo also understood - Qiao Muyi wanted him to play three!
This woman was so handsome just now, and now she is actually looking for him to cheat!?
Ren Suo despised this kind of behavior the most, so he shook his head imperceptibly, showing that he was an honest player who never cheated.
Qiao Muyi narrowed his eyes slightly, and Ren Suo instantly felt that his calf meat was pinched hard, which stimulated him to sit up straight.
Lin Xianyu, who had just played the cards, was startled, and thought that Ren asked for her cards.
You hurt me, and I won't let you cheat!
But soon, Ren Suo felt the little foot gently rubbing against his calf, as if apologizing and reassuring him.
At this time, Qiao Muyi suddenly ripped open the collar of her pajamas slightly, pretended to look at the living room and said, "It seems to be a little hot tonight." ”
"Is it hot? Then turn on the air conditioner. Dong Chengling stood up and went to turn on the central air conditioner.
Tonight, Qiao Muyi only wore a tulle pajamas, and after tearing off a little collar, he sat directly opposite Ren Suo, and naturally could see some pleasant scenery of snow-white ravines......
"Three of a kind." The Sparrow Saint bowed his head.
"Bump." The corners of Qiao Muyi's mouth were hooked, showing a satisfied smile, and a whiteboard was typed.
"Huh."
Qiao Muyi's smile disappeared.
Gu Yueyan showed the card type, and his eyes were full of smiles: "Service card white, service card hair, pair and, three dark carvings, mixed old man, mixed one color, dealer 11 times, three times full, a total of 36,000 points." ”
Triple full, 36,000 points!
Ren Suo and Lin Xianyu were immediately impressed by Gu Yueyan - it can be seen from Gu Yueyan's clumsy card building technique that Gu Yueyan is indeed new to mahjong.
However, Gu Yueyan's comprehension and learning ability, as well as her ability to memorize most of the service species in a short period of time, showed that she was no less powerful than Qiao Muyi!
If it weren't for Qiao Muyi's previous win in two sets in a row, the score was enough, just clicking this cannon would be enough to make her lose directly with 0 points!
Rao is like this, Qiao Muyi's points have also plummeted to 7800 points!
"Sister Qiao, three pieces of clothing."
This time, Gu Yueyan raised her eyebrows once, and in the face of Qiao Muyi, who always ate secretly in her round, she raised her head proudly: "Sister Qiao, this is your additional color, you won't repay the debt, right?" ”
"How so?" Qiao Muyi's smile remained unchanged, and she slowly took off her coat to reveal the tulle pajamas inside, "This is one piece." ”
Then she thought for a moment, lifted her long legs and took off her black stockings: "These are two." ”
"Wait!" Ren Xingmei said in surprise: "Didn't you say that you should have five pieces of clothing per person?" If you count the stockings, you'll have six! ”
"Who said I had six?" Qiao Muyi said leisurely: "Counting the stocking jackets, I only have five pieces. Anyway, if I get 0 points, I'll definitely strip naked. ”
Ren Xingmei raised her eyebrows and said, "Okay, then you still have one thing left." ”
After taking off her stockings jacket, Qiao Muyi is now only wearing pajamas and pajamas, and everyone looks at her curiously, wondering if she will choose to sacrifice the top or the bottom first.
But no matter which side she sacrifices, as the initiator of this mahjong war, she will definitely be laughed at and commented on by others (except Ren Suo and Xianyu) openly - no one will want to let go of the rare opportunity to laugh at Qiao Muyi.
In everyone's expectant eyes, Qiao Muyi calmly put his hand into his pajamas, and after some operation, he slowly pulled out a pair of white lace bra.
"The third piece." She raised her underwear, threw her underwear onto the sofa, and smiled: "So, everyone is satisfied, right?" ”
Ren Suo was already blushing and turned his head away, but his head was held by Luna, and he had nowhere to run, so excited that it seemed like he was going to have a nosebleed in the next second.
Dong Chengling also nodded thoughtfully when she saw this, but she didn't have stockings, so she took off her coat and went to the bathroom.
After she returned, her appearance seemed to have changed much, but everyone understood that others might not be trustworthy, but Dong Chengling would definitely keep her promise.
said that when she lost, the two of them took off together, and now that Qiao Muyi has taken off three, she must have taken off three of them.
Ren Suo has now begun to silently recite the "Secret Record of Xuanjun" to suppress the restlessness in his heart and soothe the hormones that seem to be burning in his body.
Gu Yueyan could only say one sentence after holding back for a long time: "It is worthy of Sister Qiao." ”
Ren Xingmei secretly picked up Qiao Muyi's underwear and looked at it, and lowered her head in disappointment.
Dong Chengling touched Ren Xingmei's head and comforted him softly: "Don't care about this, Xingmei, you are a very beautiful girl." ”
Ren Xingmei looked at Dong Chengling's face, and then at Dong Chengling's chest, even more lost.
In the sixth game, Gu Yueyan was still sitting in the village.
As soon as he reached the 3rd round, Ren Suo suddenly heard a familiar voice: "I want 30,000."
Ren Suo was stunned for a moment, and glanced at Gu Yueyan, Gu Yueyan didn't look at him, but the voice in his ear sounded again: "It's me, I want 30,000."
Ren Suo knelt down instantly.
Forget it, why do you have to cheat even in Yueyan!
And Mu Gongzi is only cheating secretly in a physical way, Yueyan You are directly using the moonlight spell to transmit sound, and ask me to partner with you to make a thousand - if you put it in Lianjiang, Qiao Muyi can arrest you in the name of "superpower crime"!
Seeing that Ren Suo seemed to be unmoved, Gu Yueyan seemed to be a little anxious, and continued: "I want to win Sister Qiao, let Sister Qiao lose everything, help me!"
Mu Gongzi, you are popular......
Everyone seems to have forgotten the original intention of playing cards, but is a scheming pursuit of victory and making a fool of the rival. This is the charm of competitive games, where the ugliness of human beings is exposed......
But Mu Gongzi is my girlfriend, and you are also my girlfriend, so I'm also very embarrassed......
"I'm definitely the first after I win Sister Qiao, so tonight...... As long as the little star can't be seen...... I...... I allow your hands to move freely."
"Thirty thousand." The Sparrow Saint bowed his head again.
"Bump."
After a while, Ren Suo felt another change in his calf, and Qiao Muyi asked him to cheat again!
Ren Suo sighed secretly, honestly following their instructions, and trying his best to play the key cards for them.
Now Ren Suo's mentality is different from before. If Ren Suo felt angry because of his shame just now, then after he saw Qiao Muyi almost embarrassed, the anger in his heart had completely disappeared.
There's always one to be ashamed of anyway, so why can't it be me?
And Ren Suo thought about it carefully, if he really let others strip naked in order to win the first, then he would have won the game and lost his life in the name, and he was afraid that he would not be killed later.
So...... Sleeping with two girlfriends...... It seems like...... It's not unacceptable!
As for their grievances, let them settle them themselves, I'm just a two-faced old man who is responsible for cheating.
After someone also helped cheat, Qiao Muyi and Gu Yueyan returned to the starting line, and the next thing was to fight for skill and luck.
This time, Qiao Muyi was even better.
"Big three yuan, full service, 32,000 points!" Qiao Muyi showed his cards with a smile, looked at Gu Yueyan and said with a smile: "Whatever I lose with my own hands, I will win it back step by step." ”
Gu Yueyan is not afraid at all, although she clicked Qiao Muyi's big name, but even if she loses 32,000 points, her score still has 31,200 points, just losing Zhuang.
Ren Suo asked, "Then can I put on my clothes after winning the card?" ”
"No, you can't!" Qiao Muyi and Gu Yueyan immediately said in unison.
In the seventh game, Ren Suo sat in the village.
Ren Suo was stunned for a moment when he got the card, and then turned a deaf ear to Qiao Muyi and Gu Yueyan's cheating applications, until the 5th patrol directly drew himself!
"In front of the door, I feel it all in one go!" Ren Suo exhaled heavily, and said with a happy face: "8 times, the dealer is full, 8,000 points per person!" ”
Finally won the set, and the points skyrocketed to 32,000 points!
Ren Suo didn't expect his luck to be so good, it's already difficult to be all the same (all cards of the same kind), and he also starts with a straight (from 1~9 straights)!
Faced with this situation, Ren Suo would rather risk offending his girlfriend than have a good time!
However, 8,000 points is not painful for Gu Yueyan and Qiao Muyi, except for Lin Xianyu.
Lin Xianyu looked like she was about to cry, she fell to 13,000 points after she lost 8,000 points, and she had to take off two pieces! She pursed her mouth and looked at Ren Suo with tears in her eyes: "I haven't done anything bad in my life, why should I do this?" ”
"In order to live, it is inevitable to get your hands dirty." Ren Suo comforted.
Lin Xianyu also understood the truth of being willing to gamble and lose, so he had to reluctantly take off his coat, follow Qiao Muyi and Dong Chengling, and show that he removed his underwear on the spot, threw it on the sofa, and came back with a bitter face to continue the battle.
Ren Xingmei glanced at Lin Xianyu's underwear, and her eyes were so dim that they seemed to be withering.
In the eighth game, Ren Suo sat in the village.
This time the starting hand is not good, Ren Suo honestly helped his girlfriend, and then Qiao Muyi broke out again: "Self-draw, right and, mixed old man, mixed color, service card white, service card hair, 9 times full, 16000 points!" ”
This time, because Ren Suo was the dealer, Qiao Muyi touched himself to lose 8,000 points, and the other two lost 4,000 points.
Gu Yueyan finally fell below 20,000 points, and she and Ren Xingmei took off their coats without care.
Only Lin Xianyu is really confused, if she deducts another 4,000 points, she only has 9,000 points, and she has to take off one more!
Lin Xianyu glanced at Ren Suo pleadingly, Ren Suo blinked, don't look away from her - this is the only thing he can do.
You can't just see thieves eating meat, and you can't see thieves being beaten, after all, Lin Xianyu was deceived by Ren Xingmei with money, and Ren Suo couldn't say anything.
Qiao Muyi was not polite, just staring at Lin Xianyu, Lin Xianyu couldn't stand it, and cried and said, "I take it off, I can't take it off!" ”
Saying that, she took off her pants directly, causing everyone to exclaim, and Ren Suo couldn't help but take a look.
Then everyone breathed a sigh of relief - the cotton boxers Lin Xianyu was wearing were quite thick, which looked similar to shorts, as long as Lin Xianyu sat down, there was basically no problem.
In the ninth game, Lin Xianyu sat in the village.
Everyone knows that this is likely to be the last game, but Qiao Muyi still has 47,800 points, Gu Yueyan has 19,200 points, Ren Suo has 24,000 points, and Lin Xianyu only has 9,000 points left.
Qiao Muyi thought to himself: "Just attack quickly, you can do it, keep the victory first, and then tease them next time."
Gu Yueyan thought to herself, "You have to be a big name, even if you can't let Sister Qiao take off naked, at least you have to win."
Ren Suo: "If I can keep 24,000 points, will my sister also give me money?"
Lin Xianyu: "Hu! ”
"Huh?" Everyone was stunned, and saw that Lin Xianyu's card pattern was four groups of carvings with a finch's head, and he touched the second bird's head!
In the four groups of carvings, there are still red, whiteboard, fortune and east wind, and the finch head is the south wind!
"Big three! One word! Four dark carved single rides! ”
Lin Xianyu gritted his teeth and said: "The dealer draws himself, four times the service, 192,000 points, all explained!" Give me all of you...... Take off! ”