Fell asleep in a daze.

I don't know how long it took, but I was suddenly alarmed by a rustling sound, and in my sleep, I opened my eyes sharply and listened carefully to the sound.

Yang Liu was also awakened and was about to speak, when I gestured to her and motioned for her to be silent.

For I heard the voice, which seemed to come from under our bed.

Yang Liu also heard it, and his face couldn't help but change greatly.

The two of us, at this moment, are completely "honest with each other".

I wrapped the willows in a towel, and then quickly draped my clothes over my body, covering the important parts - flew out of bed, lifted the sheets, and shouted, "Who? Come out! ”

Under the bed, a small thing squirmed out.

I couldn't help but be dumbfounded--Wang Mucheng!

"Uncle Chen......" Wang Mucheng said with an aggrieved expression, "I peed my pants." ”

"You, you, me, I ......" I grew my mouth and didn't know what to say for a long time.

Yang Liu had already "snorted" and got into the quilt, not even daring to show his head.

"Why are you under the bed?" I felt like the sky was thundering, and it all struck me.

"Aunt Shao put me under the bed." Wang Mucheng squirmed and said, "She wrapped me in a small mattress." I'm wet......"

I just remembered that last night, Shao Wei accompanied Yang Liu in this house for a while, and it was indeed Wang Mucheng who was there at that time, and Shao Wei teased Wang Mucheng to play.

Later, when Shao Wei came out, she didn't hug Wang Mucheng, I remember that she seemed to say that Wang Mucheng was asleep, and I didn't think much about it.

Later, when I entered Yang Liu's house, I didn't even notice that Wang Mucheng was in bed - he wasn't in bed either.

What's more, I was so nervous, excited, and excited that I didn't even think about whether there would be someone under the bed – who would have thought that there would be someone under the bed?

As for me and Yang Liu, I don't pay attention to whether there is any movement under the bed.

It's a shame for an adult!

Shao Wei, this girl, I hate her to death!

"Uncle Chen, will Aunt Shao look down on me?" Wang Mucheng whispered.

"Why?"

"I peed on my mattress."

"No!" I said, "Tell me first, why did your Aunt Shao put you under the bed?" ”

"She said Uncle Chen, you will come to sleep at night, if I am in bed, I will occupy space." Wang Mucheng said: "In that case, you and Aunt Yang won't be able to sleep together." ”

My face was full of black lines and said, "Your Aunt Shao knows that I will come to sleep at night?" ”

"Uh-huh." Wang Mucheng nodded his little head vigorously and said, "Aunt Shao said that you will definitely come, and said that you and Aunt Yang are going to do big things, so I want to lie under the bed obediently, no matter what, I can't disturb you." So, I didn't dare to say anything like peeing, so I wet my pants and mattress. ”

"You, you, you leave your pants and mattresses alone." I said angrily: "Did your Aunt Shao say that I and your Aunt Yang are going to do something?" ”

"Got it." Wang Mucheng said: "She said that you and Aunt Yang are going to give me a little brother and a little sister." ”

"I'm going to tear Shao Wei's mouth!" Yang Liu kicked his legs in the bed and shouted.

I'm completely out of temper, Shao Wei, this girl, is really too troublesome.

"Uncle Chen, why don't you get dressed well?" Wang Mucheng said strangely.

"You, you close your eyes." I picked up Wang Mucheng, covered his eyes, and then hurriedly let Yang Liu get dressed.

Yang Liu scolded Shao Wei in a low voice, and quickly got dressed, his face was red as if something.

After Yang Liu got dressed, she hugged Wang Mucheng and covered Wang Mucheng's eyes, and I hurriedly got dressed again.

By this time, it was already dark.

We decided to go out quickly, because since Shao Wei Nannizi can hide Wang Mucheng under the bed, she will definitely find other ways to make fun of the two of us, and we can't wait for them to get up, Yang Liu and I haven't gotten up yet, and we haven't gone out yet.

After everything was cleaned up, we hurried outside, and my legs were a little weak.

Unexpectedly, as soon as we opened the door, we saw several big faces gathered together, and several pairs of eyes staring at us brightly.

I was startled, and Yang Liu also exclaimed "ah".

"Hahahaha......"

A burst of laughter came, and I looked at it, it was Shao Wei, Tang Yonghe, Chi Nong, and Zeng Lizhong!

They all laughed back and forth.

Shao Wei also hugged Wang Mucheng: "Chengcheng, did your Uncle Chen come over to sleep?" ”

"It's here!" Wang Mucheng said: "I have slept until now. ”

Zeng Lizhong said: "Do you know when he came?" ”

"Yes." Wang Mucheng said: "He came in the middle of the night, made the bed loud, woke me up, and I didn't dare to say anything." ”

"Then why don't you keep quiet?" Chi Nong's face twitched with a smile.

"Because he and Aunt Yang are making children."

"Hahahaha......" Everyone laughed again, Zeng Lizhong's facial features were a little distorted, Tang Yonghe held back, his already big face appeared bigger, and it felt like it was about to explode.

Willow and I were both flushed, and we couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into.

Shao Wei laughed and hiccuped, choking to death, and said, "Chengcheng, he, did the two of them say anything?" ”

"Got it." Wang Mucheng said: "I heard Uncle Chen say, Liu'er, what are my means?" Aunt Yang said, dead ghosts! ”

"Hahaha......"

Shao Wei laughed so hard that she couldn't breathe, Zeng Lizhong was a sissy, cocked her orchid finger, pointed at me, and said, "Dead ghost!" ”

Chi Nong fell directly to the ground and rolled with laughter.

"Shao Wei!" Yang Liu shouted: "I'll tear your mouth apart!" ”

"Hahaha......"

Shao Wei shoved Wang Mucheng into Tang Yonghe's hand and ran out, and Yang Liu chased after him.

I looked out, Zeng Nanxi, Zeng Zizhong and Yizhu Dao Chang also got up, Zeng Zizhong was shaking his head and sighing: "Look, these children are too good at tossing, how can they teach the city badly!" ”

"yes." Yizhu Daochang sighed with emotion: "But Zhengzi's child has been tossing for too long, and he has made me so noisy that I can't sleep......"

Me: "......"

Zeng Lizhong was still twisting and turning, walked to the side of Chi Nong, who had just stood up, and said, "Liu'er, what are my means?" ”

"Me!"

I flew up and kicked at Zeng Lizhong.

Zeng Lizhong was squirming, and I kicked him in the ass and fell out - at this moment, I was suddenly stunned, and Chi Nong was also stunned, and he stopped laughing.

"Zhengzi, your speed ......" Chi Nong was surprised: "It seems to be fast again!" It's completely above me! I can barely see clearly! ”

"yes!" I was pleasantly surprised: "I just jumped and I felt that my body seemed to become very light!" The strength is much greater! The breath in the body also works very fast! This, what's going on? ”

"It won't be that after you and Yang Liu, your cultivation will be beneficial again, right?" Chi Nong said dumbfoundedly: "You are too terrifying! ”

Suddenly, Yang Liu also ran back with a face full of surprise, followed by Shao Wei, Shao Wei shouted, "Sister Yang, what's the matter with you?" You're obviously not as good as me! ”

"What's wrong?" I asked hurriedly.

Yang Liu was overjoyed and said: "I was chasing Shao Wei's dead girl just now, but I didn't run a few steps before I caught up with her!" And screwed her a little! ”

Shao Wei ran over and pouted: "Sister Yang's ability, I used to be half a pound and eight taels with me, why is it improving by leaps and bounds now?" Do you know any strange cultivation methods? Don't hide it, say it! ”

Chi Nong said: "She slept with Zhengzi." ”

Shao Wei was stunned for a moment, then took a sip and said, "Brother Nong, why are you so unserious!" ”

"It's not!" Chi Nong said: "I'm serious! Zhengzi's skills have also improved by leaps and bounds! ”

"Huh?" Shao Wei looked at me in surprise.

I shook my head with a wry smile and said, "It's weird, but I don't know why." ”

"Husband and wife? Yin and Yang Harmony? Zeng Lizhong shouted: "This is too unfair! Others have worked so hard to make it better, just get a good night's sleep?! ”

"Don't talk nonsense!" I was embarrassed and said, "What kind of husband and wife double cultivation, that's evil skill!" ”

"Hiss......" Yizhu Daoist and Zeng Zizhong also walked over, Yizhu Daoist took a breath and said, "Lizhong's words really make some sense. You don't have to be ashamed, husband and wife have sexual affairs, it is right, there is nothing to be ashamed of. But when it comes to having sex that is beneficial to cultivation, it's really one in a million! But at the moment, you do have benefits, and you are also after having sex, so this benefit must be related to sex, especially in the mountain gate, a proprietary technique, called 'room in the art', is not all evil skills, it is complementary to yin and yang, but there is a reason for complementarity. Zhengzi, is there some kind of connection between you and Yang Liu's body? Or did you have some kind of fate together? That's why it's happening like this? ”