Chapter 769: Money Is Such a Panacea...
Lu Yi didn't seem to understand it, she was a liberal arts student, and she didn't have the slightest talent for physics, biology, or even chemistry.
Therefore, she only understood one meaning, that is, poverty limited her imagination, and money can really refine a lot of non-human things.
"Oh, so it's a high-tech bodyguard, but it's a pity that it doesn't have a destructive weapon."
"Not necessarily, it actually has an ultimate activation function, which is destructive. However, this final weapon, a bit of a problem, is that under certain circumstances, it will add a special protective shield to the owner, and activate the self-detonation function, instantly eliminating all hidden dangers around, and the destructive power reaches 9.0 magnitude earthquake. ”
"Wow! So powerful! Can you still produce such a powerful explosion? Hey... Wait, it's dead after it blows up? Is it an automated savior? ”
Lu Yiyi looked at the stupid cute cat that was still flying around, and from time to time flying and crashing into the wall, he felt that self-detonation or something really didn't fit its painting style.
Especially in order to save the master and finally detonate himself, the kind of painting style that kills the benevolent is really hard to imagine.
And sure enough, as soon as Lu Yi finished asking, Meow Ye said: "Little girl, you think beautifully!" Although you are my master, I will never blow myself up because of you, and I don't know how to blow myself up! Hahaha! ”
"Sure enough, this thing has a bad personality!"
Lu Yiyi immediately turned his head to look at Shen Ya: "Can this guy's self-explosion be manually detonated by the master?" I'm going to blow it up right now! ”
"Nope. I told you before that it is a semi-finished product, just because its self-detonation activation function is not under control, and the person who designed it was still in the exploration stage, and after installation, I forgot to set the self-detonation button, so I said that there is a problem with this function, which is basically a chicken rib. ”
“…”
In other words, although this guy can level a city in an instant, and he can be heroic and righteous, but without the key, this function can't be activated at all, and it makes no sense to design it...
Just like Meow Ye's flying sword, sticking a sword on the soles of the feet is the same thing as not sticking a sword, and at most it plays a scary role.
Maybe one day when you face the enemy, you can say to someone: "Don't come, I tell you, I'm a cat who will blow himself up!" If you dare to come, I will die with you. ”
And if you encounter an enemy who is not afraid of death, you make up your mind in trembling and shout to it: "Come, you blow yourself up, and we will die together." ”
As a result, it said: "Ha, meow, I actually scared you, because I couldn't find the switch of the self-detonation button!" ”
At that time, Lu Yiyi felt that this cat would definitely beat people so that the cotton fell out.
Hey, make do with it.
Lu Yiyi sighed and beckoned to the doll cat who was still flying: "Okay, okay, don't show off, you come down, I have a headache, can you turn off the phone by yourself?" ”
"Can't! I'm having fun, don't bother me! ”
Sure enough, to some extent, this guy is undoubtedly an artificial intelligence, and he actually has his own thinking mode and does not obey the master's orders at all.
Glancing at Lu Yiyi's helpless expression, Shen Ya smiled, stared at Meow Ye and said, "Okay, get down." ”
As soon as the words fell, Fei Lynx flew back as if deflated, pulled out the flying sword, and lay down in the box.
“???” Lu Yiyi's eyes widened, and he suddenly recalled, saying that, it seemed that her instructions had no effect on Meow Ye at all, but Shen Ya's words, Meow Ye always did it, so, in fact, Meow Ye's owner is Shen Ya!
However, Lu Yiyi remembered that just after entering the door, Shen Ya used a remote control computer Bluetooth connection to set her identity information for this thing, and confirmed that she was the owner. And Meow Ye also said that she is its owner.
Is this a bug?
However, after thinking for a moment, when Lu Yiyi saw Shen Ya's cold eyes sweeping towards Meow Ye, he understood, this is... Her majesty is not enough!
This cat... Special meow's meeting with the wind rudder!
Whether to choose to obey a nominal soft girl master, or obey a big guy who is inhumane, is not a question worth thinking about at all.