Chapter 96: Emperor Guangxu (2)

Yes... Why are they... It's just someone from the Ministry of Affairs... High-ranking officials of the imperial court are coming! It's over, if it's these people, let alone the reception... I'll never have the face to go out again! Feihong, what should I do? (Liang Kuan asks)

Welcome. (Fei Hong said softly)

Fei Hong... Could it be... Do you want to change your voice? Do you want to do that?

Speak softly! Kuantong, slightly like a girl.

Impossible, absolutely impossible, it will definitely be recognized. It's like wearing briefs and stockings over your head and saying "I am the Grim Reaper". Guilan, hurry up and persuade this idiot.

I'm Lan Guizi, please take care of me, stinky boy (Guilan said softly)

(And she did!) The girl's voice became softer! )

My hobby is eating sauerkraut. (Guilan said)

(Oops...) Feed... Miss Peggy Zuo? )

My hobby is masturbation. (Pei Ci said)

(Hey!) Don't learn from them! What is this place? Boom nightclub? )

Purr puff puff! (Shum Huihui said)

(You don't even know what's going on!) And what kind of cross-dressing are you? )

Hey, there's a nice sow here. Sister, I'll plug your mouth with something more powerful. (Xiaodong said to Cen Huihui)

(Hey...) You're going to ignite the fire of abuse in her breast! I pay for you to leave "The Legend of Wong Fei Hung"! )

Snoring and purring: Don't be so arrogant when you talk, stinky boy who doesn't have any hair, go back and get the split braids right! (Shum Huihui said)

I don't have it. (Xiaodong said)

(Why can we still communicate!) )

Hey, Xiaodong, stop arguing. We're not here to play today. But you can't just walk away. (Wenhua said)

Hey, you're welcome, let's play together! (Huang Qiusheng said)

(What?) They're not here to drink! That's great! Belch... That... But... What are these people here for? )

Enjoy. We'll be on guard outside.

Emperor Guangxu. (Dong Wenhua said to a man in a red robe)

Fei Hong... Just now I... I didn't hear the words Emperor Guangxu. (Liang Kuan said)

I heard that... But is it really him? Hey, I just said that Emperor Guangxu... (Fei Hong said)

How can it be! How could Emperor Guangxu, who had just ascended the throne not long ago, come to patronize such a nightclub! Your Majesty, please come here. (Yizhen said)

Ay... Just now you called him the emperor. (Fei Hong said)

The name Emperor Guangxu is very common. (Guilan said)

But... (Fei Hong said)

Did you hear it wrong? Maybe it's the Emperor Zaiyan... (Pei Ci said)

Purr puff puff! (Shum Huihui said)

Quite right. How could the emperor come to such a place! (Fei Hong said)

Feed! Loaded! This way! (Huang Qiusheng said)

Look, people still call him Zaiyan. (Fei Hong said)

Your nickname is so cute, Zaiyan. But please tell me my real name, people want to know. (Yizhen said)

Aisin Jueluo Zaiyan. Because I am the emperor who has just ascended the throne, it is good to call me Zaiyan. (Jae-yan said)

Ah! You're really kidding. Pls what is your profession... (Yizhen said again)

I said it, Your Majesty. (Jae-yan said)

I hate it... You're a really funny person. (Yizhen said)

Brave team, practice brave team, guard the back door! Listen up! Not even a single mouse is allowed in it! Even if it is a meteorite falling from the sky, you must protect the emperor's safety! (Dong Wenhua said outside the door)

But Daddy is really, he actually brought the emperor here. Trouble, too, think about those of us who are busy keeping watch every time. (Wenhua said)

I think my dad wants to let the emperor, who has been nesting in Beijing, breathe the air outside. Since the death of Emperor Tongzhi, his father has been like his brother. (Wei Qian said)

How can any brother take his brother to a nightclub? (Wenhua said)

Hmph, hahaha, it's not so much a brother, it's more like a friend.

However, compared with tens of millions of ministers, the emperor still needs a bad friend. So, Wenhua, how about coming in with me to find Yizhen for a drink? (Wei Qian said)

I don't need a bad friend like this! (Wenhua said)

It's really him! The Guangxu Emperor who is like a fake! What are we going to do now? (Liang Kuan said)

Don't mess with yourself! Calm down! Why don't you ask him to sign it? Ah, that's right, signed! You should be able to take the packaging of lubricating oil, right? (Fei Hong said)

You have to calm down! Do you dare to put this slippery and disgusting package in front of the emperor? (Liang Kuan said)

Listen to me, Kuantong! If it goes well this time, you might be able to make a lot of money! But the stakes are correspondingly high! Once you don't deal with it properly, you will lose your head! (Fei Hong said)

That's why I want you to calm down! How much money do you want? (Liang Kuan said)

Fortunately, the sluggish women were not aware of this fact and should not mention anything about the emperor to them! If you are impetuous, you will fail, and you need to be calm at this time... (Fei Hong said)

Feed! That woman with a little split hair, come here! (Huang Qiusheng said to Feihong)

Who do you say is a woman with split hair? Girls just want to split their hair a little more cute! (Fei Hong scolds)

Feed! Be calm! (Liang Kuan pulls Feihong)

That little white-faced chick, you come over too. (Huang Qiusheng said to Liang Kuan)

Don't look down on the little white face! Although it looks white! It's not conspicuous in the school, but it's still amazing with a little dressing up! Men like white-faced girls like me the most! (Liang Kuan scolded)

Liang Kuan, you have to calm down! No matter how you dress up, the most you can do is a QR code sticker on a Mobike bike that has been thrown in stinky water. (Fei Hong pulls Liang Kuan)

(After a while)

Well... That should be enough of people. Everyone is drunk too, so let's get started. The emperor game is about to begin! (Huang Qiusheng said)

Emperor game? (Liang Kuan asks)

The Emperor's Game is... Props to prepare, a number of chopsticks for men and women... Write "Emperor" and the number on the part of the chopsticks head... Everyone takes turns to draw lots, and the person who draws the emperor will call the shots as the emperor, and can give all kinds of excessive orders, and the participants must not refuse to carry them out (Huang Qiusheng said)

Mr. Huang Qiusheng, you are really, encouraging everyone to play this kind of game, and you plan to take advantage of it. (Yizhen said)

No, I'm here to referee this time. (Huang Qiusheng said)

Let you young people play and see who will draw the emperor...

Okay, let's get started. Draws have always been the first to grab, and the winner will win...

Boom!!

(Huang Qiusheng was kicked into the corner by Yizhen and the four!!) )

Although this is true, although they do not want to please their guests at all, these people are full of only their own desires... But this is a good opportunity, Kuantong, let the emperor draw the emperor, and stir up the atmosphere to the hottest... (Fei Hong whispers)

Of course I do, Hongzi. (Liang Kuan replied)

Ahh Why don't I take it for Mr. Huang Qiusheng, and then you can smoke it when I say "ready to start".

Preparation!

Your Majesty, you smoke quickly! (Liang Kuan said)

(What!) The action is so fast. The emperor's signature... Where is it... )

Ah, I drew the emperor. Kuantong! (Fei Hong said)

(That's amazing!) Sensing their actions, he took the first step to seize the emperor's lot... However, he was drawn to the emperor by Hongzi, and the meaning is. )

I want to see...

Those who draw number 5 have to take off their underwear only. (Fei Hong said)

(That's right!) If you give this order, even if the emperor doesn't draw the emperor, you can still please him visually! )

(Emperor Guangxu was naked, only his underwear was left...) )

It turned out to be the emperor...

It's terrible, how could that stupid emperor draw the number 5. It's over, he's going to be angry. Do not hold a grudge against me, I have no ill will. (Fei Hong said in his heart)

And he wore red briefs today, which is a shame. (Fei Hong whispers)

For generations, the emperor wore red briefs. (Jae-yan said)

It's over, he's heard it all, and he's wearing it every day. (Fei Hong said)

In short, find a way to get him to put on his clothes quickly, otherwise he will be exiled. (Liang Kuan said)

Unless you and I get the emperor... (Fei Hong said)

Wow, I didn't draw it again! (Guilan said)

Feed! Why did you start the lottery without permission! (Liang Kuan said)

That's great! I drew the emperor! (Yizhen said)

These guys are completely immersed in the game! Don't pay attention to the emperor at all! (Liang Kuan said in his heart)

Well... I want to know what to do.

I ordered that the person who drew number 2 should lend his clothes to the person who looked the coldest on the field. (Yizhen said)

(Sister.) Sister! What a nightclub girl. Put the feelings of your guests first... It's so professional! You're the expert! )

(Emperor Guangxu took off his red briefs and put them on Cen Huihui's head... )

Why is it the emperor again! (Fei Hong said)

It's over, and if you use mosaics twice in a row, the reader will think that I can't think of a new topic. And the emperor doesn't look like the emperor no matter how he looks at it, at most he is a little pepper. (Fei Hong whispers)

The emperor has been a little pepper for generations. (Jae-yan said)

It's over, he hears it, and now we're going to be beheaded.

Kuantong, don't worry about his clothes, he has nothing to take off anyway. It can't get worse now, it can only get better. (Fei Hong said)

Hey, this one stinks, can I take it down? (Shum Huihui said)

Feed! Your Majesty, he's about to cry! (Liang Kuan said)

He's crying, right? He's already crying! Hey, hey! Oh no, it seems like we're bullying! There are always students who cry like this in the school! (Fei Hong said)

What's wrong with this... (Liang Kuan said)

They started again. (Fei Hong said)

My time has finally come. I have only one request. That's with Fei Hong...

Boom!

Say the number!

(Yizhen kicked Cen Huihui)

It hurts, Yizhen, you did something like that to the emperor, don't expect him to let you go. (Shum Huihui said)

Let the horses come. (Yizhen said)

I have only one wish... The person who draws the number 6 goes to buy underwear and comes back. (Shum Huihui said)

Xiaohui... Could it be for... Emperor... (Liang Kuan said in his heart)

(Emperor Guangxu stood up!!) )

Why is it the emperor again!! (Fei Hong and the others are surprised)

(Outside the door)

I don't know if the emperor is having fun. (Wenhua said)

Who knows. I hope he doesn't fall in love with Miss Yizhen... Probably not... (Wei Qian said)

Emperor!! (The two are surprised)

What did you just play? How did you do this? (Wenhua asks)

Ah, Your Majesty! (Mr. Wei Qian shouted)

(Emperor Guangxu suddenly ran to the clothing store in the distance)

Not good! Something is wrong!

(Fei Hong and his party ran out)

What did you do to the emperor! Inform everyone, catch up with the emperor! (Wei Qian said)

Feed! Don't run! (Guilan said)

Do you still want to play? Stop it! (Fei Hong said)

Draw lots! (Guilan said to Zai Xiang)

Your Majesty, please give us an order! (Guilan said)

Mr. Wei Qian! Nightclub girl... Rushing in this direction ... (Catcher said)

(after the fact)

Emperor... I bought my underwear. Belch... I've done a lot of rude things to you... (Pei Ci said)

Never mind. I had a great time. I will ask Huang Qiusheng to take me again.