Chapter 206: The Mouth Cannons of the Relevant Departments
"And me!"
Just when the other cultivators were collectively shocked, suddenly a voice sounded.
Zhou Kai raised his eyebrows and looked over.
This is a young man, in his twenties, with a hippie smile, looking a little sloppy, if it weren't for this solemn occasion, he would have been treated as a little rascal.
However, although this young man was younger than a group of cultivators, his cultivation surpassed most of them, and he was definitely an elite-level cultivator.
Seeing Zhou Kai's eyes, the young man hurriedly waved his hand: "Brother, don't get me wrong, I'm not here to provoke you, I'm just saying hello and eliminating the misunderstanding." ”
Zhou Kai smiled: "What's the misunderstanding?" ”
The young man said: "It's a misunderstanding about the body of the carp immortal, this thing, strictly speaking, does not belong to these people, nor does it belong to the demon spirit, let alone ...... Well, of course, it's Brother Kai who caught it now, so naturally it belongs to you at the moment. ”
Seeing Zhou Kai's smiling expression, the young man explained seriously.
"Bastard, what are you? Who is the real body of this carp fairy, and what qualifications do you have to decide? The middle-aged Taoist priest retorted with a dark face, his eyes glazed.
The young man glanced at him: "Just because I am one of the heads of the northwest region of the relevant departments, am I qualified for this status?" ”
As soon as these words came out, the middle-aged man's color changed, and the faces of the other cultivators also became ugly.
One of the three gates, it is naturally qualified to be arrogant, and they don't even dare to refute it, otherwise it will be miserable to invite them to tea that day.
"The relevant departments? So who are these? Zhou Kai asked with a smile.
Originally, he thought it was all a gang, but now it seems that he thought badly.
These cultivators do not belong to the three major gates.
The young man said with a smile: "These are all cultivators whose inheritance and sect strength do not meet the standards for joining the Dao Alliance, but are different from ordinary people, we call them side doors." ”
"Side door, left road?" Zhou Kai was thoughtful.
"Left Dao? Oh, even the big man of the Dao League didn't dare to comment on the side door like this, the three thousand avenues, different paths to the same end, the side door also has the method of preaching, and the strange door is a master. If you say so, it will bring disaster out of your mouth. When the middle-aged man heard Zhou Kai's words, his face became even more ugly, and this time, he couldn't help but refute, and his eyes were floating with a strange luster.
Zhou Kai mocked: "I heard you fart, I know why you can't join the ranks of the Dao Alliance, and if you don't agree with each other, you will fight and kill, how can you have a little superior demeanor?" The real master of the Daomen, don't say that I am talking behind my back, even if I say that he is stupid to my face, he is also calm, and he will never be angry, you are like this, and it is overestimated to say that you are the left way. ”
"You!" The middle-aged Taoist was demoralized and glared at Zhou Kai.
The young man was a little embarrassed, and said in a low voice: "Brother Kai, don't say that, not everyone in the Dao Alliance is cultivated, and he also has a temper that is more explosive than the side door, and he is more ruthless when he moves." ”
Zhou Kai glanced at the young man: "If you don't speak, no one will be dumb for you." ”
The young man touched his nose and smiled dryly.
"In that case, then why do you want to compete with us and others for the true body of this carp immortal? Aren't you afraid of insulting the demeanor of the Dao League? The middle-aged Taoist priest seemed to have found a language problem, and retorted to Zhou Kai with a mocking face.
Zhou Kai said: "I'm not from the Dao League, and the demeanor of the Dao League is my business." ”
Middle-aged Taoist priest: "......"
"Moreover, I caught this carp from the river, and now you are going to rob me, don't reverse black and white." Zhou Kai continued.
"That being the case, you have also heard it from the relevant departments, this is not our fault, it is his deliberate embarrassment, the carp is really not left, and he will never rest." The middle-aged Taoist priest heard that Zhou Kai was not a disciple of the Taoist League, and now look at it, he does not belong to the relevant departments, and he has his hair long, holds a knife, and shoots fiercely, and it is impossible to be a monk of Buddhism.
The young man smiled and said: "Yuan Xing Daoyou, this is not good, Brother Kai is a friend of my relevant department, the friendship is deep, since it is on my side, it is my fault that I did not entertain well, if I still let Brother Kai make trouble here, then I am afraid that I will be punished by the superiors of the department." ”
The middle-aged Taoist priest said incredulously: "Who is this kid?" Do you want to defend him? ”
"The conscience of heaven and earth, I am not purely defending Brother Kai, but also for your good." The young man said seriously: "It's not that I'm bragging, I'm really going to do it, just you, plus those demon spirits, a few of them can continue to live, it's not necessarily." ”
As soon as these words came out, the eyes of all the cultivators who looked at Zhou Kai changed.
First, the fire dragon that covered the van was already in awe, and then Zhou Kai made a move, and with one move, he abolished the powerful Thunder Law Divine Power Monk among them.
This is enough to show that Zhou Kai is not easy to mess with, they are just unwilling to let the carp's real body be taken away, so they did not retreat.
Now that the people in the relevant departments have said so, it is obvious that this person is not simple, and he is a big guy who looks tender.
Even the demon spirits are full of vigilance. Secretly communicate in a way that is unique to the other.
As if that were not enough, the young man continued, "Also, do you really think that if the carp fairy makes such a risky act, there is no afterthought? Not to mention my Brother Kai, now in the mountain behind Longmen, there is also an old-timer who lives in seclusion, this predecessor is a descendant of the secret door, and he had a secret agreement with the carp fairy back then to protect the carp immortal. In this matter, as long as there is a little ability, they all know part of the inside story, and in the past hundreds of years, have you seen that awesome existence come to find trouble? It's just that you, who are not up to the grade, and are fascinated by interests, think that you can fight the idea of carp fairy, but unfortunately your threat is too small, and you don't even have the interest in letting your predecessors shoot, I think it's okay, go back to your own home, and find your own mother, otherwise it will really make the secret predecessor angry, and you can't leave if you want to. ”
These words made all the cultivators dumbfounded.
Even the angry middle-aged Taoist priest had a frozen expression and felt shuddering.
In addition to the three major gates and the three mountains in the cultivation world, there are two rare existences that cannot be provoked.
The first is the demon, which is an existence that can be juxtaposed with immortals and Buddhas, and there is a saying in the cultivation world that describes it like this, the Tao is one foot high, and the demon is one foot high. It can be seen that the devil is terrible.
However, the real demon has disappeared for many years, so long that people don't even think of this existence.
The second is the secret door, this secret door inheritance, very mysterious, rarely walk around in the cultivation world, just practice behind closed doors, and enjoy yourself.
But the strength of the secret door, the consensus of the cultivation world, every secret door, not to mention can be traced back to ancient times, at least it is also the level of a thousand-year inheritance, in history, it is not without provoking the secret door, the example of being exterminated by the door, and it has been destroyed, no one can retaliate, because the revenge, may also be involved, and then the same is destroyed, there was a period of time, a secret door surfaced in the practice world, and then inexplicably and a sect was inexplicably on the hook, the result is that the sect up and down, the chicken and dog are not left, and the relatives and friends of the sect retaliate, The whole family is also neat, even if the three major gates are besieged by the masters, they do not take advantage of the masters of the secret door, and the final result is that for a long period of time, the two words of the secret door are taboo words for cultivators, and even cause cultivators to walk, and when they meet strangers and do not know each other, they do not dare to have quarrels at will, and they laugh first when they meet.
After all, if you offend the three major gates, you may die alone, but if you offend the secret door, you will die, your family will die, and the master will die.
"Let's go."
Having said that, the middle-aged Taoist priest had no intention of fighting at all, and just wanted to go quickly and stay away from the secret door.
With the departure of the cultivators, the demon spirits and evil sides were also in the fog convergence, and soon fled away.
"Whew, it can be regarded as a flickering away, these side monks, they can't see good things." The young man sighed.
"Then what do you mean, this fish, I'm afraid I won't be able to take it away?" Zhou Kai suddenly opened his mouth and asked with a smile.
The young man smiled: "What's this, you can't waste it, if Brother Kai is interested, I can be the chef, the younger brother has no other hobbies, just like one to eat, for cooking, I think I have a little experience." ”
Well?
Zhou Kaihu looked at the young man suspiciously.
The young man smiled: "Brother Kai, don't doubt it, get in the car, let's talk while walking, speaking of which, Brother Kai is in our department, and now he has a loud nickname, known as the captain of the fire brigade, I didn't believe it at first, but now when I meet Brother Kai, the little brother is really full of excitement and tears, really, it's too timely." ”
Zhou Kai: "......"