All Chapters_Chapter 269 Do You Want to Be a Saint?

That's really ......

It's so unqualified! This kind of thing is really unqualified!

I roared, "You're all deaf, aren't you? If you can't hear Lao Tzu speak, if you don't speak, press your head into the food......"

When I said this, I was suddenly a little stunned, because these people didn't have food on the table, and a group of people just sat around the empty table and chatted.

This empty table...... I haven't eaten, how can I have such a happy chat?

I finally felt that the situation seemed to be a little weird, and hurriedly asked the black ball, "You are a sin spirit bead, do you see anything abnormal?" ”

Heiqiuqiu shook his body and said, "There is no yin qi, and there is no dead qi, anyway, it is no different from a normal person." It's weird, these guys ...... If you take a closer look, can you find any mysteries? ”

I frowned, looked at these people for a long time, and sure enough, I realized that something was wrong.

Although these people are chatting, the content of their chats is fixed!

Right! It's fixed!

Yes, they spoke in tongues, which I didn't understand, but I could remember what they were saying.

On average, every ten minutes, their words will start again, just like robots, repeating these things, and the beginning is fine, but after a long time, it makes people's scalps tingle.

How so......

Good people have become like machines, and it is impossible to say that they are not scary.

I swallowed my saliva and watched the strange people cautiously, afraid that they would suddenly come at me like zombies. But it turned out that my worries were unfounded, these people would just repeat the actions and not even do anything else.

"Is there something wrong with that woman just now......" Black Ball muttered.

I shook my head and said, "No, that woman was not right just now. ”

"Why? Do you want to show that you are smarter than Lao Tzu, and now Lao Tzu is telling you that if you can't come up with a convincing reason, then you can die. Black Ball said.

I looked at these people at the dinner table and said coldly: "Have you noticed that these people are very thin, if only a few people are so thin, it can be said, but all of them are so thin, then there is only one possibility, that is, they have been hungry for several days, and they are all sitting here talking." ”

It's true, the people sitting here all have shaved faces, and although their faces are radiant, they are really thin.

"Really? Won't their voices be hoarse? Blackball asked.

I shook my head and said, "I don't know, that's what makes people feel weird." Let's go back to the middle-aged woman first and see if there's any problem. ”

"Done."

I left the ancestral hall and went back to the woman's door, which must have eaten by this time, for I noticed that her belly was getting bigger. She was still sitting there doing housework, and I thought for a moment and said, "Hello Auntie." ”

"Why are you here again?" The woman asked, "How many times are you going to ask?" ”

The black ball in his arms glanced at me, it was obvious, you see you are stupid, this woman is different from those people.

I frowned and said in a deep voice, "Auntie, I want to ask you, what time is it today." ”

"Twelve."

"Yes."

I clapped my hands, then turned and left. Heiqiuqiu wondered: "Today is the fifteenth, why did she say the twelfth?" ”

I sneered, "The meaning is obvious, this woman is just like them." The difference is that those people at the dinner table have been playing on a loop at the dinner table, while this woman's is a little different, it is counted by day. For her, every day is the twelfth, and we can see that the villagers have been there for three days. There are also a few other villagers outside who are the same, for them, today is also the twelfth. ”

Heiqiuqiu asked, "Then why are there so many people who are different?" ”

"Isn't that obvious? If it's all in the ancestral hall, this will become an empty village, and people will definitely find out, and then they will be puzzled. And if a few people are left here to ask questions, then people will not suspect that this has become an empty village. After all, this kind of mountain village, except for the New Year, everyone has to come back, and it is impossible to come back at other times. And now the Chinese New Year, hmph, there are still a few months left. ”

The black ball suddenly realized that the person who cast the spell was really poisonous. I didn't say anything, because I didn't know if there was a Taoist priest playing with ghosts, and I didn't know if there were ghosts at work.

I said, "Black ball, we ......."

"Boys, run away!" Before I could finish speaking, Heiqiuqiu spoke directly.

I shook my head and said, "How can you escape, do you see it?" With so many people and so many lives, I wanted to find a place to boil some gruel for them to drink, at least so that the villagers wouldn't starve to death, and then find a way to save them. ”

"Brain-dead, aren't you......" Blackball said angrily, "what is this?" This is a big deal, first of all, I don't know if the person who does the means can fight against it, but you definitely can't fight it. Damn, Lao Tzu said that you don't want to be so virgin, these people in the village have a half-dime relationship with you, why do you want to save them. If you want to help, you might as well call Li He directly, that guy is a good man anyway, and he is strong, he can definitely save these people. ”

I shook my head and said, "For some reason, I can't call Li He to help." In this way, I'll try to solve it first, and if I can't solve it, I'll ask Li He for help. ”

"And what if you die before you tell me? What about Lao Tzu? Blackball asked.

Also, the body of the black ball ball must not be able to make a phone call or something, even if you want to notify Li He, I'm afraid there is no way. I thought for a while and said, "Then I can only wronged you to die with me, or you run desperately." ”

"Lao Tzu really fucking convinced you, you can forget this, don't worry, Lao Tzu can solve it, if you really want to be this fool, then whatever you want! Damn, what kind of sin did Lao Tzu create, it is clearly a sin spirit bead, but I will always meet some kind people. Die to all good people, to die to those who donate, and to those who help others! Blackball cursed angrily.

I laughed a little, drove home to the city I had passed before, then bought a big pot of gruel and drove back.

When I returned to the ancestral hall, those people were still sitting at the table talking, anyway, their mouths were not closed, so I simply grabbed his mouth and poured the gruel into my throat, anyway, it was all gruel, and I didn't worry that they would choke.

The black ball ball was not interested at all at first, and then, for some reason, suddenly became excited. It suddenly swooped into the arms of a young woman, and rubbed excitedly, and the woman was still chatting to herself, unaware of the Black Ball's movements.

"Look, I see, I seem to have found something very interesting...... "Black Ball Ball exclaimed excitedly, "do you want to come over and pinch it." ”

I glanced at Heiqiuqiu with disdain and said, "Heiqiuqiu, you don't even have a gender, why do you like girls so much?" No, don't you despise women very much? ”

Heiqiuqiu snorted coldly: "Of course I despise it, a creature like a woman can only be used as a plaything." Lao Tzu tells you that all women in this world should become Lao Tzu's playthings! ”

I smiled and said, "You can also take advantage of your cute appearance to say such things, a cute little ball to say such things to women, they will beat up at most." But if a different man said such a thing, he would have to be killed. ”

"Lao Tzu is cute to your uncle, Lao Tzu is a handsome and chic type! Do you think women like Lao Tzu because they look cute? Fart, that's because of Lao Tzu's personality charm! Blackball yelled.

I didn't pay attention to it at all, quietly fed all the villagers gruel, and then Heiqiuqiu said impatiently: "Okay, hurry up and go back to the hotel in the city to open a room and have a good time, remember to find ten women for Lao Tzu tonight!" ”

I frowned, shook my head, and said, "No, I'm going to live here tonight, don't you think?" It's strange not to see what happens here at night. ”

"Protest! Too dangerous! ”

"Protests are ineffective."