Chapter 571: Yin Thunder Strikes the Corpse
Ye Feng did not disappoint them, and took out more than a dozen exorcism talismans from his body and handed them to the two people.
And at this time, the young coffin bearer kept his face dark, and said to Yang Laoer: "Second uncle, this kid can fool you like this by giving you a few pieces of broken paper?" ”
Yang Lao Er turned his head and said angrily: "You know a hammer, stinky boy, I don't know how to follow me to learn skills, now you have eyes and don't know masters, right?" ”
"Superior? What kind of master is he kid? "The young coffin bearer is getting more and more unhappy.
Ye Feng knew that this guy was young and vigorous, and he deliberately targeted himself, so he didn't take it to heart, he just smiled and said, "I don't know if it's a master, but today, relying on you to settle the two dead, I know it's not good." ”
"What do you mean, kid?" The young coffin bearer was suddenly anxious, looking at the posture, he still wanted to make a move with Ye Feng.
Ye Feng was not angry, but Yang Lao Er was angry, glared at the young coffin bearer and said fiercely: "Do you kid still want to do it?" No wonder you didn't achieve anything outside, and when you came back to work as a coffin bearer, what can you do with your heart and character? ”
The young coffin bearer seemed to be a little afraid of Yang Lao Er, and when he heard this, he was suddenly stunned and said, "Second ...... Second uncle, don't I think this kid is fooling you, you see how old he is, what ability can he have? ”
Ye Feng shook his head and said, "I don't have much ability, but I'm still a little stronger than you." ”
As he spoke, Ye Feng took out a talisman again, pasted it on the coffin that had been torn by this young coffin bearer, and said, "It's getting dark, all the eight immortals carry the coffin on the road!" ”
The young coffin bearer sneered and said, "It's easy to say, don't you know if you can't lift it?" ”
"Then put it here? In addition, if I can lift it, I can lift it! Ye Feng said lightly.
When Liu Baxian and Yang Lao Er heard this, they hurriedly said, "Everyone hurry up, get up the coffin!" ”
The Eight Immortals hurriedly lifted the thick pole that carried the coffin on their shoulders, and then they called the number and lifted it inside.
Not to mention, this time it was really lifted, and it was not as heavy as before. The Eight Immortals immediately had a good impression of Ye Feng, at least for now, it seems that Ye Feng really has some ability.
Only the young coffin bearer felt even more wrong. He looked at Ye Feng and thought to himself: Aren't you very good, do something to come out and see how you end!
Thinking to himself, he began to calculate. When carrying the coffin, the most taboo thing is to say something that should not be said, and the coffin falls to the ground.
Actually, the first one, this young coffin bearer has already committed it. He felt the weight before, and said that the coffin was heavy. At this point, it is very taboo to carry the coffin in the funeral.
Because often when you say heavy, the coffin will get heavier and heavier. Even in the end, he couldn't lift it directly, or fell to the ground. The consequences involve the most taboo one, which goes without saying!
In addition, there are many taboos when carrying the coffin, so I won't go into detail here. Just said that the young coffin bearer was unhappy, so he decided to pretend to be very heavy, and finally let the coffin fall to the ground to see how Ye Feng cleaned up the mess.
Everyone knew that he would be a moth, so everyone carried the coffin and walked well.
After passing the hill, the front is almost to the Yang family's ancestral cemetery. Ye Feng has been here in this place, last time there was a problem with the corpse of Old Man Yang's father, and the location of the grave was in the place where the two moons came out of the mountain, which led to the corpse change.
At the same time, a happy ghost was also released from under the coffin.
But he said that the fate was a pity, and now when he came again, he actually sent Old Man Yang and his eldest son to sleep here!
Ye Feng was sighing in his heart, but he heard the young coffin bearer before suddenly speak: "Heavy, heavy, so heavy, I can't press it!" Suddenly there was an exclamation, followed by a thud.
Everyone hurriedly looked back and saw that the coffin of the old man Yang had fallen heavily to the ground, and the eight people who carried the coffin were all bent over. Two of them were relatively young, with their waists crossed and their faces in pain, apparently flashing their waists.
Several veterans have experience, but it's nothing, but they are all not good-looking. Because it was the first time they had encountered such a heavy coffin, they almost instantly became like a piece of iron of tens of thousands of catties, and fell directly to the ground, without even having time to set up a bench.
And at this time, the eight people on Liu Baxian's side, who stopped looking at Old Man Yang because he fell into the coffin, suddenly changed their faces.
Immediately with a bang, the eight people bent down suddenly, and Yang Rui's coffin fell to the ground fiercely!
At this time, people on both sides were surprised, the two coffins fell to the ground one after another, and they were all so strange, indicating that the problem was very serious.
Yang Lao Er looked solemn and asked the two old partners to help the two young men rub their waists. Flashed waist, first of all, to relax the muscles and activate the nerves, click on the relevant acupuncture points, such as Kidney Yu, Yangguan, Weizhong, the technique is mainly to connect, push, roll, knead, when the muscles are relaxed, lie on the side, first shake the waist, and then move sideways.
Flashing waists is very common, and almost everyone in the village knows how to deal with it. It's not a big problem, but at least it's a matter of paying attention for a few days.
After dealing with the problems of the two young people, Yang Lao Er and Liu Baxian came together, and the two looked at the coffin, both of them were speechless for a while.
While the two of them were surprised, the young coffin bearer was even more surprised. Because just now, he didn't want to say anything serious at all, but he just thought in his heart, how to say it to be very true.
But who knew that when he said the lines in his heart, the coffin was really heavy, and he suddenly involuntarily said the lines in his heart. It's just that he didn't do it on purpose.
He felt that something was wrong, and suddenly he became scared. This is not the first time to carry a coffin, I have carried it twice before and it has been fine, who knew that this time the change was so big?
The rain was getting heavier and heavier, and Yang Yi and his brother Yang Bin knew that it was very unlucky for the coffin to fall to the ground, so they came up and asked what was going on, and asked them to quickly lift the coffin.
Liu Baxian and Yang Lao Er decided to try again, so they each asked someone to carry the coffin quickly. But everyone tried their best, and the two coffins were stunned and did not move, as if they were growing on the ground.
Liu Baxian and Yang Lao Er could only say to Yang Yi that they really couldn't lift it up, and there was no way. Yang Yi was in a hurry, so he thought about finding Ye Feng.
After looking around, I found that Ye Feng was standing in the distance and looking up, looking at the sky!
At this moment, the sky is pouring rain, where can you see anything? At that moment, Yang Yi asked Ye Feng to come over. Ye Feng didn't move, but whispered, "How can there be thunder in winter?" Could it be ...... Lightning strikes corpses............ Uncle, something is wrong, everyone hurry away from the coffin, the farther away the better! ”
When he said the back, Ye Feng's words were already in a hurry, and they were shouted.
Yang Yi didn't understand what it meant, but he didn't dare not believe Ye Feng's words, and hurriedly shouted that everyone should stay away from the coffin.
An inexplicable panic swept in, whether it was the coffin bearer or the Yang family, they immediately ran towards Ye Feng and them after hearing this.
At the same time, the sky flashed, and two thunderbolts appeared out of thin air, splitting down the two coffins below!
(End of chapter)