Someday in the future.

An old man sat down in front of two young people, a man and a woman, and began to tell stories every day.

"Kids, let me tell you a story, a magical story about how I met your mother......"

"Come on! Dad, can you skip this beginning and tell the story directly!"

"Yes! Or just the mom part, you've been talking to us for months, and you're still talking about your romantic love story with Aunt Robin, when will it end?"

"Ok, ok! The story officially began, the fall of 2007 was the most torturous period of my life, you know, I just met Robin at that time, and when I saw her for the first time, I knew I was in love with her......"

"yes, yes, we all know you and Aunt Robin fell in love at first sight, can you skip this?"

"No! It was love at first sight that Robin and I made the fall of 2007 a nightmare hell for me, well, don't look at me like that, keep telling the story.

In the fall of 2007, after my two confessions were rejected by Robin, although I still loved her deeply in my heart, I also knew that I couldn't force it, so I chose to put it aside for the time being and became good friends with Robin.

We had a lot of time with you Uncle Matthew, Aunt Lily, Uncle Barney, the five of us were at McLaren's Bar and it was a great time.

During this time, Robin had a few relationships, but they quickly broke up, and of course I was often pulled by your Uncle Barney as a wingman......"

"Seriously, are you sure you're dragged by Uncle Barney every time?"

"Ahem. The important thing is that in my heart, I love Robin deeply and have been waiting for her, and I also feel that Robin loves me too, and she just doesn't dare to accept it, until Owen is led back to New York by Barney......"

"Wow! It's Uncle Owen!"

"Uncle Owen is finally on the scene, ah hit~"

"Dad, you don't need to say, it must be Aunt Robin who is in love with Uncle Owen, and this love is as wonderful and deep as you fell in love with Aunt Robin at first sight, so it makes you very painful, right?"

“...... You're such a clever ghost, how did you guess it, I remember every story before, you can't imagine it?"

"Oh, Dad~ I don't need to go into details~"

“......”

"Yes, Uncle Owen is so good, and the kung fu on the other side is so cool, when will you ask him to come and teach me again?"

"Yes, yes, Uncle Owen is so amazing, after so many years, it seems that he will not get old at all, he is still so young, handsome, and extraordinary, oh God, if he is not Chinese, I must think that he is the embodiment of an angel, I really want to ...... with him"

"stop, stop! Jesus Christ, what are you thinking, don't look at him like that, he's your elder, how can you think that!"

"What's the big deal about this? If not, Uncle Owen looks about the same age as us, and he is not related by blood, love is free and sacred, if it weren't for Uncle Owen's unwillingness, I would have wanted to be his girlfriend a long time ago!

And I remember that you and Uncle Owen don't have a good relationship, and I am willing to give everything to mend the rift between you~"

"Sister, I'll support you! If Uncle Owen becomes my brother-in-law, it will definitely be closer than my uncle, and it will be easier for me to teach me kung fu on the other side, awesome!"

"Oh, my god! baby, what did Owen do to you??? wasn't that time he came over and took you to Ocean Park to play and did something to you, you are only 18 years old, I am going to kill him!"

"Dad, you said that I was 18 years old, I was officially an adult, and I was able to make my own decisions, and don't tell me that you and Uncle Barney didn't date a girl who had just grown up when they were young?"

I read Uncle Barney's Twitter yesterday and he's still dating a pretty girl who looks younger than us, Uncle Barney is so cool!"

"Uncle Owen is cooler!"

"Stop! Did Owen touch you?"

"Put the shotgun down, Dad, relax, I remember that you are the master of the gun ban, the righteous, why do you pull out the gun at every turn like Aunt Robin now?

But I can also understand it, just look at Uncle Owen's female companion every time he goes on a date, it must be that I am not beautiful enough and my body is not good enough~"

"Oh, baby, don't be sad, you're the most beautiful in my eyes!"

"Thanks, Dad, but I'd rather Uncle Owen say that. ”

“...... o(╥﹏╥)o”

"Hahaha!"

"Son, what are you laughing at?"

"Haha, haven't you read Uncle Barney's guide to pickling girls? What my sister just said, if you say it to Uncle Barney, the effect will definitely explode!"

"Really?"

"Of course, Uncle Barney's mantra is: Daddy is home~"

"Hee-hee, I see, what a good idea, how come I never thought of it before, next time I must try it on Uncle Owen!"

“no！！！”

Elderly Ted Mosby looked at his beautiful young daughter in horror, and a thought crossed his mind: "That autumn of 2007 was not the worst and most painful hell nightmare of my life, now is!"

God, please forgive me for the indulgences of my youth, I know I have hurt many good girls, Victoria, Stella, Zoe, Cindy, Karen...... There are also countless girls whose names I can't remember, I'm sorry, I was young and ignorant, please don't put the punishment on my baby.

Hell, Owen is almost 60 years old, why does he still look like he is in his twenties? Are people on the other side amazing? If you have money, you can do whatever you want, and even keep your youth?"

After being interrupted like this, the elderly Ted Mosby was no longer in the mood to tell his children about the story of finding his mother, and he now had only one thought, that is, to carry a shotgun, full of bullets, and go to the end with Owen, who would not be able to control it and blasphemy his precious daughter.

As a former top predator, he didn't believe in Owen's discipline at all, because in the face of a very active young and beautiful girl, especially this girl has a special identity, not to mention Owen and Barney, he couldn't bear it a few times if he was back then......

Autumn 2007.

"Owen, I'm going to kill you!!"

"Wake up, wake up, Ted, what's wrong with you?

Ted woke up suddenly, and when he looked up, he saw Matthew and Lily looking at him with concerned expressions.

"Yes! I just had a nightmare. ”

"What dream?"

"I dreamed, hey, I can't remember it at all. ”

"Oh~ poor Ted. ”

Lily looked at Ted with pity in her eyes: "It must be that the news that Owen is coming over the weekend is putting too much pressure on you, but don't worry, you also know who Owen is, waiting for him to play...... When this freshness passes, he and Robin will definitely break up, and you will have a chance at that time, I have always believed that you and Robin are a natural pair. ”

"Yes, brother, it's illegal to kill someone, and it's not worth it for Owen. ”

Matthew patted Ted on the shoulder and persuaded gently: "Besides, this is Robin's own choice, be strong, there are still many good girls out there, you just need to be patient." ”

"I understand, thank you. ”

Ted smiled reluctantly, and muttered in his heart, "It's that you don't understand, when Robin and Owen go on a date, will it still be my blue French trumpet......"