Chapter 18: The Joker
Woooo How can you little girl not listen to adults! (Fei Hong pulls Ah Jiu)
Damn it! That's why I'm reluctant to take you out! Saying "I'll take care of her" ended up being my mother's business! Well? I became a mom?
Hum! It's a shame that you can't even take care of a child. (Su Can said)
But a kid can keep you busy... Not to mention a country... Just like you, you can still be called a person who practices martial arts.
Seven Princes! What's that? It's weird, disgusting. (Fei Hong looks at the clown next to Su Can)
How could he be disgusting! His name is Wu Yanzu.
I don't think I think of him alone, but it's disgusting when you stand with him. Right! It's you who are disgusting!
It was the guy from Tieqiao San who fell here with me, and I don't know which country he picked it up, he seems to be still the same, and he is engaged in some kind of world voyage.
(Iron Bridge Three!) One of the Ten Tigers of Guangdong)
Feed! Aren't you not interested in foreigners?
How can I hate being headless and brainless like him? And also... And he's cute, isn't he?
Feed! Wu Yanzu follow me! Today we go for a walk by the river. (Su Can said)
I said that Mr. Su Can also has an unknown side. (Liang Kuan said)
Okay, could it be that guy got sleek? (Guilan asks)
Why don't you give him this from our family? We don't need worthless people here. She only creates pain and trouble. (Ah Jiu grabs Fei Hong's braids)
Saying this kind of thing, Ah Jiu will definitely not be happy! Ah Nine, just pull out his hair. (Guilan said)
Wait, wait! I understand! Trouble and pain aside... And the amount of food!
It's pretty much the same, ah Jiu spare him.
Is there any mistake? He didn't say anything good. (Liang Kuan said)
Foreign parent-child activities, the first place can get a generous bonus, hurry up and sign up! (Liang Kuan read the Daqing Daily)
I'm back.
It's back, how's it going? (Angel asks)
Alas, let those few slip away again... It's really annoying, every time I ask for money for medicinal herbs, I leave early.
I caught it, and I will never spare it!
Boss Yuna, look!
What are you doing! And who was beaten?
Look at the newspaper!
Nine girls from Baozhilin, Foshan, and her family, Mr. Huang Feihong's family. (Moderator says)
What are those guys up to? (Yoona arrives at her destination)
We really came to participate... (Liang Kuan said)
Now that you're here, you're going to get the big prize! Cheer up! (Fei Hong said)
That one... It's the Nine Girls who are holding on to your braids, right? (The moderator asks)
You okay?
Don't worry... The ninth girl knows what is important.
But.... Your hair split ends are severe.
Guilan, you hurry up and get her, she only listens to you. (Guilan walked straight over)
Nine girls, you are like this, there is no dinner to eat. Feed! Do you want to be hungry too? (Guilan said to reporters)
Not... It seems that the family has more personality than the contestants, so let's take a break and come back right away.
Hey! Everyone cheered up, how can you win in this state?
No way? Are the judges staring at me? (Fei Hong touches his chin)
It's hard for you not to be stared at! Just look in the mirror! (Fei Hong's hair is coiled down)
How can you two be mummies, you have to be active so that you can win big. (Guilan said)
Feed! I think you're the most mummy-like! (Liang Kuan said)
All right. Welcome to the next group! I don't know which country Wu Yanzu and his family One Piece Captain Su Can.
That guy... What the? (Liang Kuan asks)
Wanted criminals also dare to cross-dress to participate in parent-child activities? He seemed to like the clown. I like his outfit better.
That Mr. Su... What did you mean by One Piece earlier?
It is.... One Piece.
Your opponent is the Nine Girls on the other side, are you sure you can win? (The moderator asks)
Isn't it just a foreigner, it's basically the same as my family.
Damn it, just that clown in your house, there are many circuses.
The mixing time is over, and the competition has officially begun! The tree that runs to the other side first is the winner, and the family can lure the contestant. (Moderator says)
It's really long-winded. Why don't we fight like men! (Fei Hong said)
Can't ask for it!
Feed! What are you doing? Whoever let you participate in the race, get out of the way for me!
It seems that there is a chance to win, and that clown doesn't look like a fast runner no matter how he looks. Right, Mo Guilan?
Liang Kuan, pretend to be stupid! (Mo Guilan holding a sign)
You might as well go home!
Man your posts! Preparation! Begin!
Ahhh What's going on! (The host shouts)
Woo aaa You stupid girl! Over there! It hurts! (Ah Jiu bites Huang Feihong)
Nine girls rushed to the family in reverse! What is the relationship like between them?
On the other side, Wu Yanzu...
Wow! That's amazing! Wu Yanzu is running to the destination at a fast speed!
Hey! Could it be that I'm dazzled? I vaguely saw something like uncle-like foot hair... Yes! See it again!
Be careful when you speak, Wu Yanzu has been training for this day for a long time! Don't say he's an uncle or anything! (Su Can said)
True... I'm so sorry!
Fei Hong! Oh no! What to do?
Ah Nine, you get up first. (Guilan said)
Ha! Do you want to bite this guy?
Let me go! You little girl!
Go after it! (Guilan throws Feihong out)
Ahhh (Fei Hong screams)
Wow! Mr. Huang Feihong took advantage of the characteristic of the nine girls who loved to bite him, and he was rushing towards the destination! (Moderator says)
Nine girls are also chasing after Mr. Huang Feihong!
Wu Yanzu is also about to reach the end!
The jackpot is mine! (Fei Hong strangles Wu Yanzu's neck)
Let go of Wu Yanzu for me! The grand prize belongs to me and Wu Yanzu!
Belch? (Su Can's head left blood)
Hum... To put it bluntly, you're still... You still like your family, right?
If you bite down again, I'll break Wong Fei Hung's neck! What do you think?
What how? Do you think she can understand you?
You bastards! Destroy all the rules of competition! Please! Can you be serious! How can I explain this!
I can't understand it! (Su Can said)
Yes! What the? (Fei Hong said)
I'm not playing anymore! I'm tired! (Wu Yanzu spoke)
I want to go home! Let me out! (The clown takes off his costume and vaguely sees a beautiful man)
Ahhh Is that!? (The host exclaims)
No way! Wu Yanzu.... (Su Can said in surprise)
Stop for a momentγγγγγγ (Parent-child activities are suddenly suspended)
How to do it! What is hidden in Wu Yanzu? Feed! Wu Yanzu! (Yuna says)