Chapter 299: Unconventional Excess

Tong Yin is reading an essay, the name of the essay is my grandmother, but the content is all kinds of complaints, as well as hatred and longing and expectations for his parents. Zhou Kai almost didn't spray when he heard it.

However, after the composition was finished, Zhou Kai sighed a little.

Every family has a scripture that is difficult to read!

This is an adventure himself, if there is no Dingdong boss, what is his current self, Zhou Kai definitely has a number in his heart.

The children's voice quickly disappeared, and Zhou Kai took the homework book, walked to the child curled up in the corner, stretched out his hand, and put it on its head.

Dingtone: You are attacked by an evil object, changing +1, +1, +1.

Ding Dong, you are attacked by evil things, comprehend supernatural powers, seventy-two changes.

Ding-Dong: You are attacked by evil creatures, and seventy-two changes +1, +1.

The dingdong sound sounded, continuously, directly raising the change to the level of supernatural powers, which made Zhou Kai a little stunned.

This is actually a miracle of change!!

This baby, has Ultraman seen too much?

But soon, Zhou Kai looked at the homework book and thought thoughtfully.

Then Zhou Kai grinned, and a layer of mysterious fluctuations appeared on his body, and then the original him became a man, the man in the shattered wedding photo.

"Tong Tong." After the transformation, Zhou Kai spoke.

In an instant, the child, who was originally curled up, suddenly raised his body and raised his head, revealing a pale face.

On this face, there was originally a pair of lifeless eyes. Looking at Zhou Kaikou, a smart luster appeared in his eyes, and then slowly, his eyes appeared, a smile appeared on his face, and he also spoke: "Dad." ”

Zhou Kai said: "Get up." ”

The child hurriedly got up, but he was still curled up in the corner, timid and uneasy, especially when he saw the homework book in Zhou Kai's hand, he shrank his head and looked wrong.

"Do you know it's wrong?" Zhou Kai spoke.

The child glanced at the old lady hesitantly, and then nodded slightly.

"It's good to know that you're wrong, the past is in the past, don't be like this in the future, you are a good boy, don't let your parents down." Zhou Kai smiled.

The child showed joy, tears appeared in his eyes, and then threw himself into Zhou Kai's arms and hugged him tightly.

"Woo woo, Dad, I miss you so much."

Zhou Kai also hugged the child and gently stroked its head.

"Mom, I miss mom too." The child muttered, his tone choked.

"Silly boy, am I not your mother?" A soft female voice sounded, and the child raised his head to see Zhou Kai, who had changed into a bride.

The child was stunned and a little confused.

"Okay, don't you want to have a meal with your parents, and you want your dad to play games with you and your mom to tell you stories? Today, Mom and Dad will fulfill your wishes, okay? Zhou Kai said with a smile.

The child was overjoyed and nodded hurriedly.

"Okay, let's go out, Dad will accompany you to do your homework first." Zhou Kai smiled and changed back to his father's image.

The child was stunned: "Aren't you playing a game?" ”

Zhou Kai said: "Play the game of homework!" How? Don't want to play with your dad? ”

The child wanted to cry without tears: "Dad, you better let Mom come out." ”

Zhou Kai said: "Silly child, what nonsense, let's go, let Dad see what your homework is." ”

With that, Zhou Kai dragged the child, found the schoolbag, and then came to the living room.

Let the child sit down, Zhou Kai took out the homework book, flipped through it, took out a math test paper, and said with a smile: "Start with this one." ”

The child looked at the paper and said bitterly, "Dad." ”

"Can calling dad get the teacher to give you a full score? Do it, make a mistake, Dad will give you ten, when will it be done, and when will it be bed. After speaking, Zhou Kai smiled and said: "I'll cook for you first, and you will have to do it when I'm done, love you, little baby." ”

Saying that, Zhou Kai got up, became a mother again, playfully mouthed the child Nunu, and then walked to the kitchen.

The child looked at the homework on the desk, and then looked at Zhou Kai's back, and for a while felt that he was right to think about his parents!

In the following time, the child was immersed in his homework, and Zhou Kai took out the existing ingredients from the refrigerator and began to cook.

There are not many ingredients, potatoes, eggs, baby cabbage, but also meat and two eggplants.

Zhou Kai stewed rice, made a shredded potato, a meat foamed eggplant, a stir-fried cabbage, and then made a seaweed egg drop soup.

While doing it, Zhou Kai communicated with the child from the kitchen, changing the male voice for a while, changing the female voice for a while, mixing male and female voices, and constantly torturing the child.

An hour later, Zhou Kai came out of the kitchen, looked at the child who was still doing the math, and said with a smile: "How much have you written?" ”

The child raised his head and looked at Zhou Kai blankly: "Half done." ”

"So slow? Let me see. Zhou Kai went over, sat next to him and checked, and soon, frowned: "This is called half?" Is most of this half wrong? Are you trying to me off? Look at this, the musical instrument store has 9 new violins for a total of 3,600 yuan, and the reasonable prices are: A, 498 yuan per piece, B, 400 yuan per piece, C, 498 yuan per piece, D, 400 yuan each, you choose D. Do you think that's right? ”

Child: "Forty-nine thirty-six, isn't that right?" ”

Zhou Kai said with a smile: "How much money in, how much money out, what does the boss eat and drink?" This is a social math problem, which tells you that if you want to make money when you are a boss, if you don't make money, then why should he do business? Your brain is a little stupid, like you, you can only go to New Oriental in the future. ”

Child: "......"

"And this question......" Zhou Kai pointed out one by one, explaining over and over again.

The child is completely messy.

After finishing the topic, Zhou Kai sighed and said: "Forget it, you are not the material for school, there is a child like you, it is owed by your parents in your last life, let's eat first, your parents have raised you in this life, and when your parents die of old age, you can go and ask for food, or pick up garbage." ”

Child: "......"

"No, I want to go to school." The child looked at Zhou Kai's painful and aggrieved face, felt a little uncomfortable, and said aggrievedly.

"Eat first." Zhou Kai said seriously.

Then, Zhou Kai pulled the child to the table, became a mother again, and said gently: "Don't be afraid, Tongtong, don't care about Dad, Mom will raise you for a lifetime, love you." ”

Child: "......"

While eating, the child looked at Zhou Kai again and again, with complicated eyes.

Finally finished the meal, Zhou Kai became his father again: "Go, the grandmother you wrote too much, now change it, I'll give you a question, the title is: I don't study hard, who am I worthy of?" ”

Child: "......"

Then Zhou Kai became his mother again, and said with a smile: "Be good, listen to Dad, Mom will clean up, and when you finish writing, Mom will tell you a little bedtime story, love you." ”

As he spoke, Zhou Kai began to clean up, and the child returned to the table and picked up the pen, but he couldn't put it down.

After Zhou Kai finished cleaning up, the child put down the pen, looked at Zhou Kai and said, "I figured it out, Mom and Dad, I really know that I was wrong, I will study hard." ”

As the child's words came out, wisps of strange aura seeped out from it, and the child slowly became transparent.

Zhou Kai wanted to speak, but suddenly his face moved slightly, and his eyes became extremely strange.