Chapter 158: Emperor Guangxu (3)

"Barbershop"

"Do you know why you shave your hair and keep it in braids?

Since the Qing army entered the customs, they had to implement their "shaving order" to leave this kind of braid.

One commemorates the heroes of the predecessors, which is conducive to the aspirations of the people and the expectations of the people; The second started with this, avoiding the interference of the previous Jurchen nobles.

But now, the braids and the soul have been abandoned, either dyed or burned, or coiled up, sadly, what a great celestial empire, I want to vomit when I hear it.

It's sad.

Right... What hairstyle do you want today? The boss said.

"Iron.

You're so annoying, Daddy, even if you wear out your mouth, I don't want to keep such long braids, help me iron it. Fei Hong said.

"Big brother, you're annoying.

That won't help at all, it completely exposes your twisted character.

Let's change it into long braids, and I'll give it a new lease of life. The boss said.

"You can stop in moderation! What commemorates the heroes of the predecessors, which is conducive to the aspirations of the people and the expectations of the people! That's all the excuse of the bald uncle, right? Fei Hong said.

"Is it finished, Feihong... Hey? What's going on, where are the cuts?

You'll have to come back in a short time, and you should cut it shorter.

Boss, give him a sunny and handsome braid. Guilan said.

"Are you my mother?" Fei Hong asked.

"It's okay to be hot, anyway, just make it longer." Guilan said.

"Do you want to finish the entire "Water Margin"? It's not for books! Fei Hong said.

"Ah, it's okay, just watch." The barber said.

"Really? Is "Romance of the Gods" okay? Guilan asked.

"Guilan, don't go too far." Liang Kuan said.

"There's no one anyway, so come and see if you want." The barber said.

"Uncle, isn't business bad lately?" Liang Kuan asked.

"As soon as the Outer Mongolian barber shop across the door opened, no one came to me.

I heard about a top barber there, and everyone went to him.

Don't say anything about slaughtering people, but also have a frivolous attitude.

It's not just a place for haircuts, it used to be a place to socialize, where people could interact with each other.

At that time, as long as you came here, you would know all the big and small things in the streets and alleys, and you could say whatever you wanted.

That's what I value more than being cool.

Although the hair is cut short, it is cut from the fate between people. The barber said.

"This is the entire "Romance of the Gods"."

The barber pulled out a few thick books.

"Thank you, boss!" Guilan said.

"As a result, now he has made it so that only those of you who like this will come, and business is getting harder and harder." The boss said.

"Uncle...," Liang Kuan said.

"Are you done with it, help me get a haircut." Fei Hong said.

"Relax, we're here for a haircut, and we're here to see you." Guilan said.

"Well, that sounds so sweet, yes, I'm here for a haircut, hurry up..."Fei Hong said.

"It's important to communicate with people, but...," Fei Hong said.

"Boss, why isn't there a sixth volume?" Guilan asked.

"Huh?"

The boss was surprised. ”

"Anyway, it's also a haircut place, give me a haircut." Fei Hong said.

"Really! It's missing alone! What's going on? Nowhere else. The barber said.

"No... No way... Is there a sixth volume missing? Guilan asked.

"Hey, leave it alone, help me," Fei Hong said.

"Then I'll go buy the sixth volume, please help me look at the store." The boss said.

"Okay!" Guilan said.

"Give me a haircut first!!" Fei Hong said.

"I'll buy it back soon, take a look at the store for me, there's no one anyway." The boss said.

"One Moment"

"Why does the boss leave the guests alone, but he wants to buy "Romance of the Gods"?

I'm going to get a haircut and I'm going to be angry about this. Fei Hong said.

"Wow! It's so popular, and there are so many people! Is there really no way? If it goes on like this, I think I'll have to close the door. ”

Liang Kuan looked at the long queue at the barber shop opposite!

"Then let it close! Let him actually communicate between people! What else did you run to buy "God List"! Fei Hong said.

"Huh? Ay? That back... Ah, it's Mr. Wei Qian. Liang Kuan said.

"What is he doing there? strolling around in front of the barbershop.

What is that scumbag going to do... Want a makeover?

Take off the coat of a bearded scumbag and become a more advanced bearded scumbag. Fei Hong said.

"Ah, he pushed the door.

Hey? Came out again, pushed the door again.

Hey? Stage fright? Liang Kuan said.

"I think he's scared.

Sure enough, I wanted to change it, but I was afraid of a barber shop that was too flashy. A sucker. Fei Hong said.

"It's so sympathetic, even I want to go over and help him." Guilan said.

"Huh? Someone came out of the store. Liang Kuan said.

"Outside the Door"

"Do you need anything?" The Outer Mongolian asked.

"Ahh I'm sorry, but I heard that there's a new barber shop around here, why can't I find it? Wei Qian said.

"Open your eyes and talk nonsense, go in quickly, what a detour." Fei Hong said.

"It's hard to say whether it's new or not, but yes, there is one." The Outer Mongolians said to Wei Qian.

"Denied! was rejected so easily, and pushed him to another house! Liang Kuan said.

"Huh? Belch... yes, it's on the other side, haha... Huh? Belch... Looks like it can be cut here, but it can't be... Want... Or maybe I'll be right here... Or is it better here... Hahaha!

There are tears in the corners of Wei Qian's eyes..."

"I still have tears in my eyes! I can't stand it! Stop! Liang Kuan said.

"Sorry, we're here in a pen factory that uses hair." Said the Outer Mongolian.

"I lied to him! It's hard to even have a reason, it's far-fetched! How unwelcome he is! Liang Kuan said.

"Pen-making, that's right.

It's no problem with its practical use of mine..."Wei Qian said.

"Excuse me, can I get straight?" Said the Outer Mongolian.

"Huh?" Wei Qian was puzzled.

"The guests are scared of you, can you not wander around here?

Pardon my offense, stalker's behavior is truly shameful. The Outer Mongolians said.

"No, no, no, eh? No, ah! Wait, I did, but this time..."Mr. Wei Qian said.

"I'm going to shout for the catch." Said the Outer Mongolian.

"Ah, what? Shouting to catch fast... I am...," Wei Qian said.

"Hey, enough is enough, uncle. Go back quickly, or you're welcome. The Outer Mongolians said.

"Get out!" Outer Mongolian B shouted.

"Get out!" Outer Mongolian C shouted.

"!" The Outer Mongolian boss said.

"I want to cry when I see it.

Feeling particularly uncomfortable, what should I do, what should I do? Fei Hong said.

"It's too much of a deception, and I really sympathize with him this time." Liang Kuan said.

"I'm going to teach those guys a lesson." Guilan said.

"Ahh Don't!

Listen, men want to save face, we will save him, and we will make the scumbag man lose face.

It's better to act as if you didn't see anything... Remember, I didn't see anything today, understand? Fei Hong said.

"Ah, Feihong. Mr. Wei Qian came this way. Liang Kuan said.

"Uh, coming this way? Wait a minute! Oops! I don't know how to face him yet.

can't be sarcastic, he's so frustrated, it's not appropriate to expose it again.

What to do? What should I do? Fei Hong said.

"Excuse me, I didn't make an appointment, will there be time?

Wei Qian always walked in in a trance with his head down..."

"Hey, there's a guest coming?

I'm sorry... It's all fully booked today, can you come back tomorrow? Fei Hong said.

Fei Hong put on a clown ornament and painted his face like a clown.

Guilan tied her hair up and combed it in half.

Liang Kuan wore a hat and put on lipstick. ”

"That's right.

"Not even such a dirty shop... It doesn't feel like going to the barbershop, it's like a ball kicked around the hospital when you're seriously ill... Maybe I'll overestimate the signs and die..."Wei Qian said.

"Ahh Please wait a moment! Wait a minute!

It seems that the guests who have made appointments before have called and said that they can't come! Liang Kuan said.

You're in luck! Come on in. Guilan said.

"Uh, really?" Wei Qian asked.

"What are you two doing?" Fei Hong asked in a low voice.

"No, we really can't refuse." Liang Kuan said.

"Can't refuse? Do you know how to get a haircut? Fei Hong said.

"Feihong, you're so flexible, it's definitely fine." Guilan said.

"You're on your own, but you're asking me to clean up the mess!" Fei Hong said.

"It's so pitiful to be sent away like this.

Whatever he says, we have to find a way to help him! It will definitely work! As long as we all figure it out. Liang Kuan said.

"One Moment"

"Uh, sorry to keep you waiting." Fei Hong said.

"Then please." Mr. Wei Qian said.

"Uh... How do you want to cut it short today? Fei Hong asked.

"Cut it short... How did you think that in the first place? Wei Qian said.

"Don't get me wrong, I'm not just going to cut it short.

It's just that you look like you want to cut it short. Fei Hong said.

"No, I don't want to.

I'm here today to change my appearance. Wei Qian said.

"Ahh You want to change your look, right? Fei Hong asked.

"I'm surrounded by beautiful men, and girls are always around them, and the girls I like are always ignoring me, and the readers don't seem to like me, and they don't even respond.

I'm fed up and want to make a radical change... After destroying it, it will be re-molded into a new Wei Qianzong. Wei Qian said.

"Boom!!

Guilan punched Mr. Wei Qian in the face!! ”

"Understood, I'll help you destroy it first." Guilan said,

"No, no, it's not! That's a metaphor, I want to completely subvert the old image before, reinvent it, and reinvent it. Wei Qian said.

"Reborn... I understand, it's like in "Douluo Continent", Tang San jumped off the cliff and Mingzhi didn't die, but established the Tang Gate after that.

That's not the same at all, it's just that from one unpopular character to another.

No matter how you say it, it should be from a soft bone rabbit to a little dance.

Yes... It's not that even the gender has changed. Wei Qian said.

"That's it." Mr. Wei Qian said.

"Understood, the project is so big.

I'll help you shave the stubble off your face today, and you'll come back tomorrow. Fei Hong said.

"Why! Why did you just scratch things today! So what are you going to do tomorrow! It's all scraped!

I said I didn't want to cut it short, can you stop mentioning it! Wei Qian said.

"Didn't you say you wanted Xiao Wu like that? Then I'll get it for you. Fei Hong said.

"Who said it was going to be like Xiao Wu! It's not that you use "Douluo Continent" as a metaphor! Wei Qian said.

"Ahh Have you ever wondered what you want to become? It would be better if there was a reference.

Let's say a photo from a magazine or something. Liang Kuan said.

"Ah, I have." Mr. Wei Qian said.

"Then show us," Liang Kuan said.

"I want to be like him.

Wei Qian always pointed to the person who looked like Yu Wenle in black and white..."

"How is this possible! There's just too little hair! Liang Kuan said.

"That's not the point, it's about being as handsome as he is.

Just like him, it can give people a handsome and compelling feeling, not hard. Wei Qian said.

"Then you're really in the wrong place, you should go to "Breaking the Sky", the women in it all change their faces every season." Liang Kuan said.

"I see, I'll do my best.

First of all, you have to think about what to do, and I'll shave the stubble off your face first. Fei Hong said.

"Ah, okay, then please." Mr. Wei Qian said.

"One Moment"

"Hey, what should I do, Feihong?

In my opinion, I can only change bones. Liang Kuan said.

"He's probably trying to reverse the impression of people, not to cut his hair.

This can only be changed by changing the hairstyle. Fei Hong said.

"Excuse me... With all due respect, I heard that there is a top barber here. Su Can said.

"END... It's over! The most ferocious predator has met unexpectedly! Liang Kuan said.

"Huh?

Mr. Wei Qian opened his eyes."

"Boom!!

Guilan suddenly picked up a towel to cover Mr. Wei Qian!! ”

"Let's put a hot towel on your face first!" Guilan said.

"Ahh It's hot!! Wei Qian said.

"I know, but bear with me." Guilan said.

"Uh... Is there anything wrong with you? Fei Hong asked.

"I'm going to change my look, so I want to ask a top barber." Su Can said.

"The top one is the one opposite! Get out, stinky boy! I'm busy, and I'm not afraid I'll make you bald, damn it!

Go, go, go! Give me vanished. Fei Hong said.

"Hmph.

Do you think I'm going to be fooled? Don't try to hide it from my eyes like that.

You're actually... That's the top barbershop! Su Can said to Feihong.

"No... You are indeed mistaken. Fei Hong said.

"Impossible... I can see it at a glance.

A person who takes a craft to the extreme is the same as Bao Zhilin.

Your eyes are like those of a battle-hardened martial artist. Su Can said.

"I'm the one who practices martial arts." Fei Hong said.

"Although it was the first time I met, I felt like an old friend." Su Can said.

"We've known each other for a long time." Fei Hong said.

"Then I'm sorry for you.

I really hate my braids when I wash my hair. Su Can said.

"Hey, wait a minute, why did you come in on your own!" Liang Kuan said.

"Woooooo

Wei Qian is always struggling with all his might..."

"Poof! It's uncomfortable.

Hey, what are you doing? I'm about to lose my face! Wei Qian said.

"Plop!!

Feihong grabbed Su Can and pressed it into the water!! ”

"Ah, you're in too much of a hurry, you have to wash your hair first." Fei Hong said to Su Can.

"Huh? Feed... Is that really okay?

No matter how you look at it, it looks like you're going to wash people to death. Wei Qian said.

"Don't look around! It's dangerous to shave the slag. Guilan said to Mr. Wei Qian.

"He is a top-notch barber, and even his hair is washed unusually.

Tap, it feels like my hair follicles are about to breathe fire.

The grapefruit water also got into my eyes, and it hurt so much that I couldn't even open my eyes. Su Can said.

"Then you just keep it closed, let the grapefruit water soak and soak it first, and close your eyes to recuperate." Fei Hong said.

"Ugh! Don't you rush it! Infiltration, what is the role of infiltration? Su Can said.

"This will keep the fool from moving." Fei Hong said.

"Ahh And this effect? Su Can said.

"One Moment"

"It's so dangerous, it's almost enough for them to see each other.

Now what? Feihong, do you want to help them sort it out..."Liang Kuan asked.

"It's better to slip away." Fei Hong said.

"Ahhh Liang Kuan wondered.

"Come to think of it, there's no reason for us to do this for them.

If this continues, sooner or later there will be chaos. Fei Hong said.

"But aren't we going to look after the store for my uncle?" said Liang Kuan.

"Hey, anyone?

I'm sorry, I'm late, and I'll return the sixth volume of your "Romance of the Gods".

Uh, isn't it? Huang Qiusheng said.

"Huang Qiusheng led a man in a red robe behind him."

"Ahh That's..."Liang Kuan said.

"Huang Qiusheng, where is this?" The red-robed man asked.

"Huh? It's where I often come to get haircuts. I'd like you to introduce my friend, but he doesn't seem to be there.

No way, he won't go to the bar... Help me..."Huang Qiusheng said.

"Is it okay to get a haircut? I don't know... What will it be. The red-robed man said.

"That's... That... That... The one... That's it..."Liang Kuan said.

"Seems interesting.

Can you help me... Get a haircut? The red-robed man said.

"Actually... It turned out to be the emperor! Fei Hong said.