Chapter 399: The second brother finished squatting and squatting

The mother-in-law trembled at the mention of the name.

Cao Jinlian and Ximen Xianggong actually have a leg!

Min Weixiu was so surprised that she couldn't close her mouth, haha, look at these literati who are full of courtesy, righteousness and shame, what kind of face do they have to speak. Cao Jinlian is so good, a woman, pulled out three prime ministers!

"The Ximen official you are talking about is the current Ximen Xianggong?"

The mother-in-law nodded affirmatively, "Exactly." Although there is a lot of rumors outside, my wife has no marriage contract with Zhang Xianggong. On the contrary, he was talking about marriage with Simon officials. Yesterday, a lady was put in prison, and I thought that the lady had never seen any strong winds and waves, so she must have a letter to me and go to the Ximen officials for help. ”

"So I found a hidden place and hid until I wanted to see if anyone had sent a letter." ”

"But as I waited and waited, I realized that something was wrong, and there was a man wearing a hat, as if he was looking for something...... I thought that something had happened to me, and I didn't dare to go back, so I found the nearest inn, opened a house and hid. Wait until dawn to come back to find out the news. ”

"I didn't find anything, but I was caught by this little brother. The old slave is true in every word, and he will never dare to say anything, my lady is dead now, and it will be the turn of the old slave next. The three kings were merciful and begged to save the lives of the old slaves. ”

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In the palace, there is no more than half a cicada.

The old emperor was lying on the leisurely chair, half-squinting, and the beautiful little palace maid on the side was shaking a fan, faintly revealing snow-white skin.

The one with the most beautiful hands knelt on his side, took out the best grapes from the Western Regions from the glass plate, and fed them to the old emperor's mouth.

This little hand is whiter and more tender than the best almond tofu, as if it can be pinched off with a slight force.

The old emperor thought, his heart was a little hot, he hadn't been lying so comfortably for a long time.

Since something happened to the prince's unsuccessful thing, he has lost half of his hair; Fortunately, God bless Da Chen, the second prince is a competitive ......

He also took the opportunity to find a reason to let Lu Xianggong come back to serve, once people get older, they begin to miss the old, as if they don't see Lu Xianggong's old chrysanthemum face for a day, as if there is something missing.

It's just that although Lu Xianggong is good, he is too disciplined, and he is not as interesting as the new Ximen.

The old emperor touched his beard, this governing the country is the same as governing the family.

Although the eldest lady is old, the two have the friendship of a young husband and wife, although they dislike it, but the affairs in the house should be done, and she is still needed to take care of the housekeeper;

Although the concubine is not good, she is also indispensable for her fresh color, and she knows how to observe words and colors, and she can serve people comfortably.

The old emperor thought, squinted his eyes and glanced at the plate of grapes, this grape was sent by Ximen to find it, it was a few points sweeter than in previous years, people are old, their teeth are not good, and they can't be sour at all.

As he was thinking, he saw a chubby white hand reach out to the plate, and the grapes on the plate were clawed down by him, and they were almost a third missing.

The old emperor twitched the corners of his mouth, "Why is the inkstone here?" Jiangnan's case, you did a good job, Daddy is trying to praise you! ”

Jiang Yanzhi chewed the grapes, "Daddy, this grape is good, Weixiu must like to eat it." You can get me ten baskets and eight baskets......"

There were still ten baskets and eight baskets, and the first time I saw that I reached out to Lao Tzu to ask for something, and I wanted to be so confident, the old emperor snorted, "You don't know how many treasures you pulled from my inner library after your wedding, why didn't you even let go of the grapes, and I didn't see you send something to Daddy." ”

Jiang Yanzhi smiled, took a cloth bag from Lu Bing's hand, pinched it with two fingers, and threw it on the small table in disgust, "This gift, Daddy, you must like it, I'll clean up the moths for our Dachen again!" ”

The old emperor opened the cloth bag suspiciously, and only then did he take a look, as if he had seen some hot potato, threw his head out, stood up from the free chair, and kept jumping his feet.

"You are not angry, you scared Su Zhongcheng so much that he lost half of his life a few days ago, and now he even teases Daddy. That's how you honor Daddy, just give a man's pants, and give them worn! Where's the money I sent you? Aren't you going to take it all to the grave? ”

Jiang Yanzhi looked at the thunderous old emperor, grabbed another handful of grapes, and stuffed them into his mouth, it was so sweet!

Jiang Yanzhi ate the grapes, looked at the Ximen Xianggong who had changed his face at the door, and beckoned with a smile, "Don't worry, Daddy, I'll explain this pants to you later." I just want Daddy, so I specially found a master who is good at barbecue to give Daddy barbecue to eat! It's better to come early than to come by chance, I have all the tables on the table, why don't you stay and taste it together! ”

Jiang Yanzhi said, clapped his hands, Lu Bing had a dark face, stood aside with a barbecue fork, and began to barbecue with his shoulders.

He deeply felt that if he was abandoned by the three kings in the future, he would not starve to death......

Maybe you can go to the night market to sell barbecue and earn more than being the little brother of the three kings!

The second monk of the official family was puzzled, "You kid, it's just that, it's also your filial piety." ”

It's not that he doesn't want to scold Jiang Yanzhi, it's really this dead kid, his skin is already thicker than the city wall, if you scold him, he will do his own thing.

The Ximen official on the side was already as pale as earth, Jiang Yanzhi looked at him and smiled, picked up a skewer of some burnt ones and handed it to him, "Did Xianggong Ximen also eat barbecue last night, how can I smell the smell of meat on your body!" Come on, come on, you eat a bunch first......"

The Ximen official subconsciously slapped it with his hand, and the skewer of meat fell to the ground.

Jiang Yanzhi's face turned cold all of a sudden, "What's the matter, I roasted human flesh yesterday, and I can't eat roast mutton today." ”

The official felt his stomach rolling, "What roasted human flesh?" ”

Jiang Yanzhi stared straight at Ximen Xianggong, "Do you know Cao Jinlian?" Cao Jinlian, you don't know, you always know that pair of pants, right? This king has seen the little lady gold, the little lady silver, and there are also those who understand the taste, and wear the fruit core into a necklace to give away, but it is the first time to see it, and take the pants as a token of love. ”

"I didn't expect that the Prime Minister of Ximen would still play such a thing when he was old."

The official family looked at Ximen in surprise, and wanted to cry, but he suddenly remembered a nursery rhyme: Daddy squatting, eldest brother squatting, eldest brother squatting, second brother squatting, second brother squatting Daddy squatting! What do you ask? The Giant Pit!

He had just found a Ximen that he liked, and it was about to be cleaned up by Jiang Yanzhi......

"What the hell is going on? Yanzhi, don't pretend to be a ghost, what the hell is going on? ”