Chapter Twenty-Four: A Journey to the Sea
Wow! (Guilan at the Foreign Lottery Activity Center)
Whoa, whoa, whoa! It's here! Congratulations! Hit the jackpot! (Said the person in charge)
Ah... Guilan, you're back! (Liang Kuan said)
What are you doing? (Fei Hong asks)
Get down on my knees, fools.
Yes?
Your heads are raised too high! Two poor warriors! Call me the factory manager!
Isn't it cooler to be called Queen? Director! (Fei Hong said)
Because the director of the factory seems to be more productive than the queen! Call me a skinny factory director!
Director, did you buy today's dinner? (Liang Kuan asks)
I didn't buy the food...
Feed! Can you help! The special price is only until today! Director!
I forgot to buy groceries, but I got better food!
Hehe! (Guilan takes out three tickets)
Entertain three people on a trip to Australia! (Liang Kuan said in surprise)
Factory... Director!
(Guangzhou Port) What are you doing, I don't bring anything metallic! Yes? Could it be it? Does this react to my inner knife? (The Exiter holds a strange machine)
I'm sorry, because people who practice martial arts now often cause turmoil.
Unrest? Yes! I'm sorry! I forgot I had two metals there!
Sir, if you deliberately conceal it, you will be beaten.
Alas... I really should have brought my sister along. Traveling to Australia should be fun, right? Guilan...
Miss, we are forbidden to bring foreigners on board without tickets.
No, she's a toy. (Guilan carrying Ah Jiu)
Why do toys make whirring sounds?
Oh no, she's not a toy, she's a humidifier!
How can there be such a lively humidifier! Then she's still human! (Liang Kuan said)
Ah nine she won't bother, and she won't bite. I can guarantee that.
It's biting anyway! After you finish talking, she'll bite it! (Said the departer)
Mr! Are you okay?
Yes... I finally slept so well. Is it boarding time?
I'm sorry sir, you have something on your head...
What the... Head? (Said a man with dreadlocks and sunglasses)
It seems to hurt a little... It must have been me drinking too much yesterday! Ha ha!
It's not that you've drunk too much, it's that something wants to eat you. (Outbound Officer A said)
Even the sweat is so slimy. Ah? It's red... Is it ketchup?
Feed! There should be a limit to positive thinking! (Outbound Officer A said)
Yes... The body feels a lot of pain, it must be a hangover... Hahaha! (The pigtailed man walks towards the ship)
Feed! Do you understand?
Yes... Ah Nine!
Who's that person? (Liang Kuan asks)
What? Ah, Jiu was still arrested? (Liang Kuan asks)
I told you to put her at the old woman's place a long time ago! The trips are all messed up... (Fei Hong said while eating noodles)
That's right. It's not fun to travel this way. (Mo Guilan holds a piece of cake)
It's in your nature to be messed up.
It's so pitiful that only Ah Jiu can't come! Fei Hong! Don't you think Ah Nine is cute?
Since you're here to travel, don't be verbose. Yes... It's a disappointment, I want to go back.
Ladies and gentlemen, please look out of the window on the left. (Said a crew member)
That's China's largest ocean, the Spratly Islands. (Says the crew)
Wow! It's so beautiful! (Fei Hong and Guilan look out the window)
Wow what! I think you're just having fun! (Liang Kuan said)
It feels like those trivial worries are gone.
Yes, my heart is purified.
How can you purify your heart! There is some dirt in my heart that must be kept!
I'll look for it. Probably she was on the same boat. (Liang Kuan said)
Don't move. (Said a veiled foreigner)
Well?
Wow, ahhhh Ship hijacking! Someone has hijacked the ship! (Some tourists shout)
Don't bark! It's noisy!
Now this ship has been controlled by our "White Lotus Sect"! The places you guys are going to will turn from a beautiful tourist area to hell! will degenerate enough to participate in the trip to Australia, have you forgotten that our Qing Dynasty has been corrupt since the foreigners came!
This ship will return directly to China and directly attack the culprit of corruption in his hometown! "Guangzhou Embassy"! Our flesh and blood may be shattered, but it should be able to deal a heavy blow to the hateful foreigners! It should be an honor to die for this!
Finish... It's over! Fei Hong... Fei Hong... (Liang Kuan shouts)
If I'm going to die, I'll have a funeral at sea. I feel like I can become an ocean.
Oh, yes... Definitely.
Feed! It's really over!
Feed! What are you doing? Didn't you hear us...
Well!
Woo! (Guilan kicks the man in the face)
Small... Brat!
Don't move! (One person with a gun)
Let's enjoy it! (Liang Kuan smashed a plate over)
Woo-ahh
Hey, hey, hey! It's amazing! Those who practice martial arts! The last generation of martial arts practitioners! Banzai!
Ah? (A White Lotus cultist, coming out of the toilet)
How dare you mess around! Die, all of you!
Burst! (The door hits his head)
Yes! It feels so disgusting... I forgot to drink milk... Hahaha! (Pigtailed man carrying Ah Jiu)
Yes? What's wrong? What happened?
Ah Nine! Stinky boy! Give me back Ah Jiu! (Guilan punches the dreadlocked man in the stomach)
Poof!
Ah Nine! Ah Nine, great! Good boy!
Be... It's him. (Fei Hong looks at the pigtailed man)
Feihong, do you know?
Woo-ah-ah! Exploded! (The passenger shouts)
Oh no! There was an explosion in the cab! Both the captain and the driver were injured!
Hehe, you're all dead. Traitors who cater to foreigners, you all go to death!
Wow! (The boat rocks)
Did anyone here ever drive a steamer? Anyone can do it! Help us!
It hurts me! What are you doing? (Fei Hong grabs the pigtailed man)
Who are you? Where the hell are you going to take me?
Don't you love boats? That should be manipulative!
Hey? Why do you know this? Ay? It's so familiar...
Whoop! Aren't you Huang Feifeng? How did you end up here?
Long time no see, Fei Feng! I didn't expect to see you here, it's really rare, hahaha!
My name is Huang Feihong! (Fei Hong throws him into the cab)
If I really are Fei Feng, then I must take back "The Legend of Huang Feihong"! Bastard!
Wow! I can't keep it here, so run!
Hehe... It's hopeless! I'm the captain, and I'm going to live and die with this ship! Ahhh My hometown, Daqing... I'm almost back in your arms! (Pigtailed man stomps on the captain's face)
Ah? What did I step on?
Feed! Come on!
Explosions were constantly being blown up everywhere, and explosives were placed on the entire ship.
Fei Hong! Now it's not good, everyone starts praying!
Don't worry, just leave it to him... He's a former friend of mine, and although he has an empty head, he loves boats very much. He's the one who travels the world... For the "Iron Bridge III", sailing a boat is as simple as moving one's hands and feet.
Well, you're ready. Going!
You're so empty-headed... (Tieqiao San grabs the driver's feet)
Feed! Do you want me to punch you again?
Hahaha! It's the first time I've driven such a big boat, and I don't know how to start...
Where are the rudders?
I'm sure this one isn't!
Phenom, what is it? (Guilan asks)
Don't move the driver anymore! Sorry, driver!
Hey, hey! Oh no! We look like we're going to hit an island somewhere!
Fei Hong, here! (Liang Kuan controls the rudder)
Woooooo Ah? It doesn't move!
Don't you love boats? I think you're seasick!
I love boats, but I get seasick...
What kind of tangled love and hate is this?
Rookie! Go aside! Let me take care of it! I wrote in the anthology that I want to be a driver in the future! (Guilan said)
You stand back for me, I'll just do it myself!" I have a carriage driver's license, and this kind of thing is just like a carriage!
No! I don't want to give you my life, a few lives are not enough! (Liang Kuan said)
Oh! Don't touch that for the uninitiated! If it goes on like this, when the three of you argue, the rudder will be torn apart! I must stop you!
Woooooo
Aha! It turned out to be such a! What should I do now? Hahaha! (The rudder is torn off by the iron bridge three)
What are you hah!