Chapter 292: Joey Likes Women
"A blind date."
"It's annoying, pestering me every day!"
Joey drank all the water in the cup, and then looked at Shen Weilan.
"I said that if we don't get together, I'm going to commit suicide by jumping into the river!"
"But when you're together, this person is too clingy! I don't like it. ”
Shen Weilan blinked and listened silently.
Joey sat down, sighed, and put his hands on his face.
"But I really don't want to listen to my parents chirp, and then introduce me to the next one ......"
"Azure, you say, what should I do?"
Shen Weilan held the water cup and rubbed her face silently.
What else can I do.
"If you like it, you can socialize, and if you don't like it, you can kick it out. Don't play emotional games, it's yourself who hurts in the end. ”
"And then again, you know that this person has suicidal and threatening tendencies as soon as they break up, why do you want to let yourself jump into the fire pit?"
And nothing else.
Let's just say that if this person really commits suicide one day.
Then this Joey really can't get out.
Won't you be more wronged than Dou E when the time comes?
A yellow flower girl, and then put on the name of a ruthless and unrighteous suitor who killed the suitor.
Oh my God, I can't even think about it.
"You're right, I'm going to reject him."
"Don't! If you refuse on the phone, he will definitely threaten you! Wait, he's not here to pick you up for dinner, interview! ”
Shen Weilan quickly stood up, pointed at Joey, and cleaned up.
Bleach the beautiful to refuse.
"Do you have any great ideas?"
Joey pursed his lips and squinted at Shen Weilan.
I always felt that Shen Weilan was holding back something.
"Guess."
Shen Weilan smiled, hugged Joey's arm, picked up Joey's chin, and slowly leaned down.
Joey was stunned.
pushed Shen Weilan away.
I'm ——!
"I treat you like a sister, don't you want to sleep with me!"
Joey stepped back, his hands in front of him, unbelievable.
Shen Weilan gave her a fierce look, not bothering to pay attention to her.
"Gone, gone."
"Hey, what's going on with your family?"
"What else? It's just like that, it doesn't matter, the black can't become white, the white can never become black, you remember it! ”
Shen Weilan put his hands into his pockets, that domineering.
But Joey still had to pour cold water.
"The black one, splashed with white ink, that's white. White, the same principle. ”
"You call it a concept of stealing, not a fact."
Shen Weilan hooked her lips, not caring about Joey's words at all.
Joey shrugged, huh?
……
Morning tea restaurant.
Shen Weilan hammered her arm and looked at the boy in front of her.
I couldn't help but poke Joey's arm, "I'll rub it, this kid doesn't look very old?" ”
“20!” Joey replied quietly.
Shen Weilan's mouthful of blood almost spurted out.
"Are your uncles and aunts crazy, and they were introduced to you at the age of twenty? How afraid you are that you won't be able to get married! ”
Joey didn't speak.
"Does the old cow eat tender grass?" Shen Weilan still couldn't help laughing.
Joey's face immediately darkened, and he gave Shen Weilan a fierce look.
It's heart-wrenching enough.
Isn't that more heart-wrenching?
"If you can speak, say a few more words, and if you can't speak, you will eat him!"
As he spoke, he stuffed a piece of pastry into Shen Weilan's mouth.
Shen Weilan pursed her lips and nodded, delicious.
"Hey, kid, I have something for you."
Shen Weilan cast her eyes on the person in front of her.
"Joey, I don't like boys."
The person in front of him was unconscious.
What do you mean?
Shen Weilan hooked her lips and pointed at herself, huh, what do you mean, do you understand?
The kid shook his head.
Shen Weilan was speechless.
Why are you so stupid?
"Joey likes women, me!"